The Demon God: I can decompose all things

Chapter 6 Canteen Battle
Noon, Shenglan College, student cafeteria.

Xian Wu ordered a C meal, held the plate with one hand, and found a secluded place to sit down.

There are three types of meals in the cafeteria: meal A, meal B and meal C.

Meal C, also called a cake meal, comes standard with a flatbread and a bowl of clear soup, and is completely free.

In addition to cakes and soup, meal B can also choose a vegetarian dish. Vegetarian dishes cost money.

You can choose two meat dishes and one vegetarian dish for meal A, which is more expensive.

Under normal circumstances, if there are leftovers from the previous meal A and meal B, those leftovers will be provided for free in meal C of this meal.

Most of the common people's families are not wealthy, and free meals are their favorite.

If they can eat leftovers, they will be happy for a while.

"Hiss—it's so cold." Xian Wu shuddered.

He glared at his left hand resentfully. This shameless villain had brought disaster to his pants and underwear.

If it weren't for the pain, I would have chopped you up long ago, Xian Wu thought angrily.

Turning his grief and anger into appetite, he used his left hand to divide the cake into small pieces, then picked it up with chopsticks and soaked it in clear soup.

Due to the special properties of the devil's left hand, there is no need to clean it specially, it is also very clean.

Bacteria, fungi, viruses, etc. are broken down into atoms as soon as they fall.

"It tastes a bit like mutton steamed buns, but unfortunately there's no mutton." Xian Wu slurped down the soup and water and smacked his lips.

Today is the first day of school. The freshmen have nothing to do after the test and can move around freely.

Senior students have to go to class on the first day of school and can only eat in the cafeteria after school at noon.

Therefore, when Xian Wu came, the cafeteria was full of freshmen, and when he was about to leave, the cafeteria began to pour in with old students.

"Unfortunately, there are no leftovers at all?"

"I can't help it. The freshmen entered school today, and all the leftovers were snatched up by those brats."

"What are you eating leftovers? It's good to have pancakes. Today's pancakes are fried pancakes. Xiaoshanzi, do you want to eat pancakes?"

"You're not talking nonsense. If you don't eat cake, you'll go to class hungry in the afternoon!"

……

The cafeteria hall was filled with complaints from the old students, and the freshmen who ate the leftovers felt uncomfortable all over.

In that room, Xian Wu got up with the dinner plate and was about to leave when several senior students walked over together.

By coincidence, Zhang Ming and Zhu Junxiang also discovered Xian Wu.

Because the seats in the restaurant were almost full, they came over with their plates.

"Xian Wu, wait a minute!" Zhang Ming greeted with a shy face.

The two groups arrived at the dining table where Xian Wu was sitting almost at the same time.

"I'm sorry, senior, please go find another seat. Our classmates occupied this table first."

Zhu Junxiang was the first to put the dinner plate on the table.

The tall guy in the lead wanted to leave, but when he saw that there were leftovers on Zhu Junxiang's plate, he became very angry.

"Look for another seat, we'll sit here!" The leading old student raised his hand and overturned Zhu Junxiang's dinner plate.

The boiling soup was poured all over Zhu Junxiang's body, and the flatbread was directly stuck to Zhang Ming's face.

"Ah, it's hot, it's burning me to death." Zhu Junxiang "danced" on the spot after being burned, screaming incessantly.

"Oh my god, why did it suddenly get dark?" Zhang Ming, hanging a piece of cake, ran around and fell to the ground.

Their new good friend Wei Nan put the dinner plate on the table and bent down to help Zhang Ming.

Unexpectedly, the leader, Lao Sheng, also threw his dinner plate away, and the soup and cakes fell directly onto Wei Nan's back.

Although there were blisters on his back, Wei Nan did not say a word and helped Zhang Ming up first.

"That's enough, you've gone too far!" Du Ze held the dinner plate with a gloomy expression on his face.

Too much bullying. "Why are you talking to the senior? Are you looking for a beating?" Another senior student pointed at Du Ze, looking very arrogant.

"Forget it, forget it, a good man won't suffer the immediate consequences, Du Ze." Zhu Junxiang grinned and took Du Ze's arm.

Du Ze bit his lip, although he was very angry, but if there was a real fight, they must be the ones who got beaten.

Tell the college instructor?

No, if they dare to do this, they will definitely suffer more severe retaliation.

Just when Du Ze was about to settle the matter and turn around to leave, Xian Wu stood up.

"Boy, get out of here after eating, don't make yourself miserable." The old man who scolded Du Ze just now said arrogantly.

Xian Wu narrowed his eyes, slapped the dinner plate in his hand on the man's face, and ran away.

"Damn it, kill him!" The old man with a scumbag face was almost going crazy.

I thought that kid would run away with his tail between his legs in a sensible way, but he didn't expect him to dare to make a move, and he was gutted.

The few old students who came back to their senses put their plates on the table and hurriedly chased after him.

"Stop, don't run!"

"Boy, if you run away again, you will be beaten!"

"MD, how come this kid can run faster than me, a bronze warrior?"

Under the flying black cloak, a pair of snow-white thighs were looming, and Xian Wu couldn't care less.

"Ah!!! Gangster!!!" Some girls saw something they shouldn't have seen and were so frightened that they covered their faces and screamed.

Seeing that the pursuers were getting closer and closer, Xian Wu simply kept doing nothing and dismantled the clothes of all those who stood in the way.

"Hurry to reincarnate, run so fast! Huh??? Why do you suddenly feel a little cold?"

"Brother, why are you wearing women's obscene pants?"

"Damn it, where are my pants? Who stole my pants?"

"What's the matter if you lose your pants, there are girls over there who lose their skirts!"

……

Under Xian Wu's operation of benefiting himself at the expense of others, the cafeteria turned into a complete mess.

"Get out of the way, out of the way!"

"Fuck, who the hell are you pushing? Try another one?"

"What's wrong with pushing you? I just pushed you! Damn it, give me a big dick, okay? I'll beat you to death."

……

The pursuers were quickly stopped by the chaotic crowd, and Xian Wu successfully escaped from the canteen.

Du Ze, Wei Nan, Zhang Ming and Zhu Junxiang stood there stupidly.

"As expected of a 'pants-removing maniac', he came to the cafeteria to eat without wearing pants..." Zhang Ming's outlook was once again refreshed.

Zhu Junxiang blew the bubbles on his arm and said: "Anyway, Xian Wu avenged me, and he will be my brother from now on."

"Yes, he is my brother too!" Wei Nan took out a bag from his arms and put all the cakes on the old students' plates.

Du Ze nodded and said: "We have to take advantage of the chaos and leave quickly. If those bastards can't catch Xian Wu, they will definitely come to us and cause trouble."

As soon as Xian Wu came out of the cafeteria, he bumped into Lu Piao and Nie Li.

"Hey, Brother Wu, we were looking for you. I didn't expect you to be here." Lu Piao waved his hand.

Xian Wu ignored Lu Piao, grabbed his cloak, passed him by, and trotted away.

"Why are you ignoring me? Wait a minute, I have something important to tell you." Lu Piao chased him out of the arch.

Looking at Xian Wu's retreating back, Lu Piao opened his mouth: "I want to say that Huyan Lanruo is leading people to search the freshman dormitory, so you'd better not go back."

(End of this chapter)