Chapter 8 The photographer’s IQ was deceived
After knocking on the door, the private room door was pushed open.

A young and beautiful girl who looked about 20 years old came in.

This beautiful girl has a great figure and looks young and beautiful in a floral skirt.

"Hello sir, I am technician No. 8 you ordered!"

The girl came directly in front of Li Mu with a small exquisite box in her hand and bowed deeply.

Then he started massaging Li Mu.

The old people in front of the screen stared straight-eyed and drooled.

"Oh my God, the grade of 99 is too high. What grade is it above?"

"This foot-washing city is so conscientious. I almost want to wash my feet."

"Let me ask my friend, is this foot-washing city serious?"

"I also asked for my friends, where is this foot-washing city?"

"You guys are really making friends out of nothing!"

……

When the photographer saw Li Mu 99’s technician’s incredible appearance, he was immediately elated!

He immediately called the waiter and said impatiently: "Assign me a 299 female technician. Hurry and be quick."

"Okay sir, just a moment."

The photographer felt very happy because it was someone else's treat.

Spend the money you need to spend, and enjoy it when you need to enjoy it.

"Wait a minute, give me two!"

"It's all 299!"

"Okay sir, I will make arrangements for you right now!"

The waiter looked at the photographer with great admiration, and said, "I have been in the industry for so many years, and this is the first time I have met a female technician who has a customer ordering two 299."

"To be honest, there are really not many female technicians of this level!"

The photographer nodded, fully agreeing with the waiter's words.

If it's too much, it's not worth the price.

At this moment, the veterans in the live broadcast room were also excited.

"Can I pay to watch the live broadcast content in the future?"

"I really didn't see it, the photographer turned out to be a hunk!"

"If he does this, won't he worry about the live broadcast being blocked? If it is blocked, what will we watch?"

"Where is the super tube? Why don't you come out and take care of it?"

……

"Brother, are you finished?"

The photographer urged: "If you are finished, can you go and open a separate room for me?"

Li Mu lay there, enjoying the massage from the beautiful technician: "Why?"

"Of course it's because..."

When the photographer said this, he was hesitating whether to turn off the camera.

Suddenly the private room door was pushed open.

Just as the photographer looked at her expectantly, two extremely fat women walked in.

If the door wasn't big enough, these two women wouldn't be able to get in.

These two people don't look like technicians. They look like sumo wrestlers.

After the two female technicians came in, they asked in unison: "Which technician ordered 299?"

"He ordered it."

Li Mu pointed to the photographer lying beside him.

"Damn it, are you sure the 299 ones are this kind of stuff?"

asked the photographer in shock.

When the waiter heard this, how could he bear it?

Without saying a word, she left the private room and quickly brought a large scale.

"Just get on the scale!"

She gave the order and a female technician stood up directly.

"149.5 kilograms!"

"Exactly 299 pounds!"

"Sir, please don't question our profession!"

When the photographer heard this, he was immediately stunned.

The veterans in the live broadcast room laughed wildly after watching it.

"Damn it, after working on it for a long time, 299 turns out to be the weight!"

"Haha, I almost died laughing."

"The photographer is really fierce. He ordered two 299 items at once, which is close to 600 kilograms. How could he bear it!"

"Haha, no wonder the waiter said that it's hard to find a female technician for RMB 299. Before, I thought it was hard to find a female technician because she was too good-looking. It seems I'm overthinking it!"

In the private room.

Two female technicians were also prepared to step on the photographer's back.

The photographer was terrified.

How could he withstand something that weighed nearly 600 kilograms, such a devastation?

Even Li Mu couldn't stand it anymore.

He really couldn't bear his good brother to endure such inhuman torture.

He went directly to the waiter, pointed at the photographer and said:
"My brother has been in poor family conditions since he was a child and has not enjoyed these services."

"I would like to ask if you have any special services here that can make him enjoy himself."

"Special service?"

The waiter directly brought a list with various services written on it.

Li Mu pointed to a service item and said, "Just this service, ear picking for the blind. I believe my brother will like it."

in the live room.

"A blind man who picks ears feels weird hearing this name."

"How can you not be surprised? Blind people can't see at all. How do you pick your ears?"

“A real moment of silence for the photographer brother!”

"Please forgive me for laughing unkindly."

……

"Brother, why did the person who picked out my ears just now wear a pair of sunglasses?"

"Maybe people stay up late at night and use sunglasses to cover dark circles under their eyes."

Li Mu gave a very reasonable explanation.

After coming out of the foot-washing city, the photographer kept patting his ears.

I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but he always felt a little uncomfortable in his ears.

"Brother, what did you just say to me?"

"I mean……"

Li Mu opened his mouth and made a deliberate mouth shape without making any sound.

For a moment, the photographer's whole body went cold and he immediately panicked.

"It's over. Barbie is having sex. I can't hear."

Li Mu's popularity is growing crazily again...

In the live broadcast room, the fans were laughing so hard.

"I admit, this live broadcast has been responsible for my laughter for the whole year!"

"Just now, the community property management called and said that my laughter was too loud and was affecting my neighbors' rest."

"With the photographer's IQ, I really don't understand how he is still alive today?"

"Haha, I really suggest that the photographer's parents seize the opportunity to have a second or third child, just as if they don't have this son."

"This suggestion is very necessary!"

……

"Ah ah ah..."

The photographer was extremely panicked and kept asking Li Mu: "Brother, can you hear me?"

Li Mu rolled his eyes at the photographer and said angrily: "How can I not hear? I'm not deaf. You are the one who is deaf."

"Haha, brother, it seems like I can hear you again."

The photographer was very happy at this time.

"In your case, I think it should be..."

Li Mu pondered for a moment and said, "You should be indirectly unable to hear due to kidney deficiency!"

"I have kidney deficiency?"

The photographer hurriedly shook his head and said in denial: "No, no, absolutely not. How could I have kidney deficiency?"

"Are you sure it's not kidney deficiency?"

Li Mu said seriously: "In fact, there are signs of kidney deficiency, which can be seen from the following four points..."

"First, I can't hear intermittently; third, my memory has declined and I can't remember many things; fifth, I'm not sensitive to numbers, and I often don't know what number others are talking about."

Photographer: "!!!"

The photographer was shocked and subconsciously asked: "What about the second and fourth ones? Why didn't you tell them?"

"I just said it. He said five points, every point. Did you forget it so quickly?"

"Brother, what are the major signs of kidney deficiency?"

"Four o'clock!"

Li Mu said seriously: "I just mentioned four points, are you confused again?"

Photographer: "???"

Am I really suffering from kidney deficiency?

The more the photographer thought about it, the more he thought about it. He never thought that he would suddenly suffer from kidney failure?
"Why do I have kidney deficiency?"

……

(End of this chapter)

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