Live broadcast challenge: This anchor has a conscience, but not much

Chapter 9 The rabbit died: because of eating grass!

Chapter 9 The rabbit died: because of eating grass!

"I just came to the live broadcast room. Has the photographer's waist been stolen or sold?"

"Haha, that No. 6 was fooled!"

"Haha, this robber has some conscience. When he robbed the bank, he used up his conscience."

"The photographer's intelligence makes him really worried."

"Now I really feel for the photographer. Not only was he dragged into robbing a bank by No. 6, but his IQ was also deceived by No. 6."

……

Li Mu was naturally joking with the photographer.

The photographer looked depressed, as if he was still digesting his kidney deficiency.

Li Muliang found out and told him the truth.

The photographer actually cried and laughed after knowing that he was not suffering from kidney deficiency.

Before you know it, it's already night.

Seeing that the first day of the survival challenge was over, the two of them walked along the street, preparing to find a place to eat and then a place to live.

While passing by a park, I saw some young and beautiful beauties dancing square dance in an open space.

These beauties danced so hard that they were dripping with sweat. They wore waist-revealing clothes and looked young and energetic.

Li Mu was naturally attracted. He stood there and watched for a long time, and couldn't help but sigh: "It turns out that I am not against square dancing. It depends on who is dancing!"

"no no."

The photographer waved his hand hurriedly and said.

His attention was not on the group of young and energetic beauties from beginning to end, but on the aunt not far away.

"To be honest, those girls are just pink skeletons. No matter how beautiful their faces and bodies are, they will eventually grow old."

"I think those elderly aunts have a unique flavor."

"This is just my personal opinion." The photographer said.

"I cannot agree with your point of view."

Li Mu also said: "Although I like young girls, those young married women have a certain maturity in them, and they are the real best in the world."

The veterans in the live broadcast room started complaining like crazy.

"I really didn't realize that No. 6 turned out to be a member of the same group."

"To be honest, the photographer's hobby is very special."

"What's so special about this? It's completely unprecedented and unprecedented!"

"But these are the personal preferences of the photographer, and we must respect them."

"Haha, this pairing, one likes aunts, the other likes young women, there is no one else!"

……

Li Mu suddenly heard a rustling sound in the grass next to him.

"It's so late at night, there shouldn't be any lovers in the grass..."

With the intention of watching the excitement, Li Mu searched for the source of the voice lightly.

After determining the location, he dug through the grass.

He unexpectedly found a rabbit eating grass.

When Li Mu saw this, he immediately became happy: "Catch it, and dinner will be in order."

The photographer pounced directly on it, but missed it, and the rabbit jumped several meters away.

Seeing the photographer's clumsiness, Li Mu said, "Let me do it. I'm a very good runner and I once won the championship."

As soon as he finished saying this, before Li Mu could react, he heard a bang, and the rabbit that was running for its life hit a tree directly.

Then the rabbit rolled on its back and remained motionless.

Li Mu: "???"

Photographer: "???"

Even the veterans in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"Is that okay?"

"Haha, isn't this waiting for something to happen?"

"I've heard of pigs crashing into trees before, but this is the first time I've seen a rabbit crash into a tree."

"It seems that waiting for a rabbit is real. A rabbit really hit the tree."

……

Li Mu hurried over and picked up the rabbit by its ears.

To be honest, this was the first time he encountered such a thing.

Li Mu murmured to himself: "Could it be that I am too charming and impressed this rabbit at once, so I acted like this?"

The photographer next to him had a face full of questions and couldn't help but said: "You said this, do you believe it?"

"I'm telling the truth."

Li Mu said unhappily: "If you don't believe it, just ask this rabbit if it is like this."

After saying this, Li Mu shook the rabbit in his hand.

"Brother Rabbit, do you think that's the case?"

The speed of the rabbit was already very fast, and this time it hit a tree.

Although he did not die on the spot, he fainted.

Rabbit had no reaction at all to Li Mu's words.

Besides, even if the rabbit is jumping around, it can't speak human language.

Li Mu blinked and said, "If you don't speak, it means you acquiesce."

When the photographer saw this, he was speechless.

The veterans in the live broadcast room all fell silent.

"No. 6, the sixth child, actually bullied Rabbit into not being able to speak."

"Little rabbit, if you are threatened, just blink your eyes."

"Rabbit: If you want to kill or chop it up, please do as you wish. Don't be nagging."

"Shocked! A man who seems to be mentally ill would do such a thing to a rabbit."

"No. 6 is really good at causing trouble. It would be a pity not to be an anchor."

"Haha, I'm going to laugh to death from you!"

……

Seeing Rabbit's silence, Li Mu nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Rabbit, seeing how sincere you are, I decided to eat you."

Photographer: "???"

"Why are you eating it? It's so cute."

Even the photographer standing aside couldn't stand it anymore and stood up to speak for the rabbit.

"why?"

Li Mu said with a serious face: "Just now he was squatting in the grass eating grass. Did you not see him?"

"It dares to eat grass here today, and it will dare to eat people here in the future."

Photographer: "!!!"

in the live room.

"What No. 6 said seems to make sense. If you dare to eat grass here today, you will dare to eat people here in the future!"

"I want to ask, what do rabbits eat if they don't eat grass?"

"Rabbit: I'm going to die today anyway, why are you looking for so many excuses!"

"Cow No. 6 clearly wanted to eat rabbit, but he found such a reasonable reason!"

“The rabbit died: because of eating grass!”

……

Seeing this cute rabbit being sentenced to death, the photographer was filled with love and started acting coquettishly.

"Brother, look how good the little rabbit is, why are you willing to eat it?"

"Let me go, a grown man is acting like a spoiled brat. It's so disgusting."

Li Mu was directly shocked.

"This one……"

The photographer coughed slightly and said awkwardly: "Brother, how about we let this rabbit go?"

"I personally think it would be too cruel to eat this rabbit."

Li Mu did not answer the question, but asked: "Can you do me a favor?"

"How can I help you?" the photographer asked subconsciously.

"Now can you help me move the Leshan Giant Buddha, and then you can sit on it."

Li Mu said.

The photographer was stunned and continued to persuade.

"Brother, think about it, it's already night now, and the little rabbit hasn't come home yet. How sad would it be if its mother knew that it hadn't come back yet."

"If you go out and meet bad people, won't your family be worried?"

The photographer's mother's heart was overflowing and she was still talking.

When Li Mu heard this, he became a little impatient and said, "Okay, I'll go to the restaurant to process it later and ask the restaurant to make a spicy rabbit. You are not allowed to eat it."

Upon hearing this, the photographer jumped up and the Virgin's heart disappeared.

"Brother, this rabbit is big enough. Why don't you make half of it into a pickled rabbit? I like eating pickled rabbit the most."

Li Mu: "???"

(End of this chapter)

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