Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 190 Chapter 180 Nine Liu Bang died

Yi Buhuo, an expert in the art of fire, was bold and relied on his mediocre disguise skills to sneak into the city without any surprise. The soldiers stationed at the city gate who had been shouting and killing before were not even able to take a look at them.

"I still don't know how they recognized me in the first place..."

Touching the mustache on his lips, Yi Buhuo looked at his appearance, which was almost exactly the same as the one on the wanted poster, and walked past the soldiers in a swaggering manner.

"Brother, do you know where the inn is?"

Yi Buhuo inquired all the way. Before getting down to business, he suddenly thought that Liu Bang seemed to be in Xianyang at this time. He had not left before Yi Xiaochuan and Gao Yao came to see him.

Liu Bang in this drama is really a complete hypocrite. He does one thing in front of others and another in front of others. He is very good at tricking people. Yi Buhuo really wants to know if he had killed him in advance, would history have changed? Will there be a future Han Emperor?

The post house is not far from the city gate, and not far away is the dock. The people coming and going carrying large and small bags are driven and dare not stop for a moment.

Yi Buhuo watched for a moment. These people were the so-called official slaves. They were of low status, doing heavy work and could die of exhaustion at any time.

Then he walked into the post house and looked for the ugliest face in the crowd based on the impression in his memory.

Soon someone caught his attention. That person was surrounded by more than a dozen people. He seemed to be giving orders and arranging something. His temperament was completely different from that of the mediocre people. His small eyes were bright and shrewd occasionally flashed. light.

"I'm going to have my nibs the day after tomorrow. Everyone is exhausted from traveling and traveling these past two days. It's best to have a good rest. It's best not to go out."

Liu Bang gave a few instructions and was about to turn around and leave, but felt a stinging pain in his vest like a needle pricking him. He looked back, but found nothing unusual, so he had to quickly enter the house.

Yi Buhuo retracted his finger, did not stay any longer, and left as if nothing had happened.

The energy that just penetrated into the critical point on Liu Bang's back will explode in his sleep tonight, causing him to die quietly in his sweet sleep.

Although Cui Wenzi reminded him that these protagonists all have luck, there is no benefit in going against them, it will only make them angry.

But he doesn't care, so what about the protagonist. If Liu Bang's protagonist, who confuses right and wrong and is as cunning as a fox who harms others and benefits himself, is allowed to live, Yi Buhuo would rather bear all the unknown consequences than send him on his way!

The worst case scenario is to follow Xiang Shaolong's example, if Liu Bang dies, find someone like Zhao Bang, Zhang Bang, or Li Bang to replace him, and maintain the normal direction of history in accordance with the established trajectory...

Yi Buhuo was a little excited. This was the first time he had killed a protagonist related to the plot after traveling through so many worlds, and it was the future famous Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty!
"After Liu Bang died, the fate of Yi Xiaochuan and Gao Yao changed. I don't know what will happen in the future..."

Really looking forward to it!
This is the first time that he has truly intervened to take the lead in changing the original plot. In the past, he just let nature take its course, and would only add fuel to the flames at critical moments. Except for certain people, he had no interest in changing the plot.

But this time, he wants to play big!
"First go and set up a stall nearby. If you want to get Ying Zheng's attention, you have to start from scratch..."

Just when Yi Buhuo returned to his old business and started selling Dali Pills, Yi Xiaochuan and others finally left Tangwushan and arrived outside Xianyang the next day.

"Lao Gao, Xianyang is not far ahead, let's go take a look!"

Yi Xiaochuan's mind was active, and he had long put aside the fact that he couldn't go home now, and suggested enthusiastically.

"I'm not in the mood. I'm not familiar with the place here. I'm 70 years old. That's not to live to be over 100 years old. He must be playing tricks on us!"

Gao Yao was still brooding and groaning angrily. He didn't stop talking all the way. Even Lu Su stayed away. It was really embarrassing!

"Actually, it's pretty good here. We come from [-] years ago and are much more knowledgeable than the people here. How can these bumpkins compare to us?"

Yi Xiaochuan consoled him: "Besides, you are also a star chef. You must be a god of cooking no matter what here. You can open a restaurant. Then you will have endless money..."

"Yup!"

Gao Gao suddenly realized, "My level must crush the people here. I want to open the biggest restaurant, open a bunch of branches, and make a lot of money!"

"I want to learn from Zhao Gao and assist Liu Bang to dominate the world!"

Gao Yao's eyes lit up, he clenched his fists and began to dream.

"Zhao Gao is Qin Shihuang's eunuch, how come he got together with Liu Bang?"

Yi Xiaochuan looked at him like an idiot and mocked Laman.

"Being with an illiterate like you makes me feel smarter. You know, I have never failed in history!"

"..."

"This is the post house, let's go in."

Yi Xiaochuan inquired for a long time before he found the inn. He had Su Su and Gao Yao with him. No matter how ambitious his dream was, he always needed start-up capital. At this time, he still had to help his sworn brother Liu Bang.

As soon as I entered, I felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere. Everyone I looked at was in a low mood, even a little at a loss.

"What's wrong? Everyone is crying and sad."

Gao Yao was outspoken and his words attracted everyone's attention.

Yi Xiaochuan felt something was wrong. He knew all these people. They were all laborers from Peixian County. He could even name many of them by name.

"What's going on? Where's my elder brother Liu Bang?"

"Master Yi? Aren't you dead? We clearly left you in the dead room, how did you come back to life?"

"A miracle doctor saved me..."

Yi Xiaochuan explained, and then asked again: "Where is Brother Liu?"

"Liu Tingchang...he is dead!"

"what?"

"When did you die?"

Yi Xiaochuan was stunned. This was Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty. How could he be dead?
"We found out this morning that he was not breathing. I'm afraid he died last night."

"..."

"Xiaochuan, is the Liu Bang you are talking about the Han Emperor Gaozu you told me about before?"

Gao Yao leaned close to him and asked in a low voice.

"Yes, it's him."

Yi Xiaochuan nodded, his eyes dull, he had not yet recovered from the news of Liu Bang's death.

"Did you recognize the wrong person? Isn't he Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty? How could he die here?"

Hearing Gao Yao's words, Yi Xiaochuan's eyes lit up, and he seemed to have grasped the life-saving straw. He nodded crazily and said: "Yes, I must have recognized the wrong person. How could the real Liu Bang die so easily..."

"Let's go, let's get out of here first and think about how to live safely!"

The three of them were about to leave, but a dozen people from the same village knelt down together and cried: "Ting Zhang Liu died inexplicably. Now we can't wash it off even if we jump into the Yellow River. We will have to do it tomorrow. What else can we do?" Please Master Yi, please save us."

"What are you doing?"

Yi Xiaochuan was a little flustered and quickly helped them up.

"Mr. Yi, we know that you are Lu Gong's retainer. Only you can save us. Otherwise, I am afraid that not only we will die, but also the wife and children at home will be affected..."

What these people said was so sincere that tears fell easily. Yi Xiaochuan had already made a decision in his heart.

"Okay, I promise you, I won't let the officials make you angry tomorrow, don't worry!"

"..."

Yi Buhuo stood opposite the post house and saw everything.

In fact, when his own interests are not involved, Yi Xiaochuan's performance is still very lovable, helpful, flexible, and likes to take all responsibilities on himself...

But others will be in trouble, because he has his own logic and complete character, and will not change his commitment easily. Others cannot change his decision at all...

"Without Liu Bang, you would still be in trouble..."

"As expected of you, Yi Xiaochuan!"

Yi Buhuo smiled slightly, with a leisurely and unpredictable temperament!
"Blind man, fortune teller!"

With his vision blocked by a big pie face, Yi Buhuo remained calm and slowly raised his hand.

"Okay! What do you want to calculate? Wealth? Marriage? Destiny? Or do you want to treat bruises, lumbar muscle strain..."

Yi Buhuo was eloquent, pointing to the words written on the sail beside him and introducing them non-stop.

The iron mouth cuts straight through!The secret is revealed!
There is also a line of small words below: Traditional Chinese medicine passed down from ancestors...

"It's marriage."

"My son, you..."

Yi Buhuo twitched the corners of his mouth, with such good looks, he would definitely have no chance to find a partner based on his face, but being rich is also an advantage!
Look at what he's wearing, a coarse blouse, rough skin, and patches on his armpits that are easy to wear...

"..."

It doesn't matter if you don't have money, just be sweet, maybe you can get some free food!
"Blind man, what are you staring at? Can you see? If it wasn't for the old man's reverence, I'd have your eyeballs pulled out!"

"..."

Yi Buhuo smiled, pointed to a bottle of Dali Pills on the table in front of him and said: "Let's put aside the marriage and all that. I think you will need this bottle of medicine soon..."

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? That's what you understand!"

With one hand, Yi Buhuo jumped over the table, turned him over, grabbed him by the collar and beat him up.

"I met a genius like you on my first order today. I won't be able to forgive you for your talkative mouth if I don't give you a good beating!"

"Black tiger digs its heart!"

"Monkey steals peaches!"

"A crow flies on a plane..."

Yi Buhuo let out a long sigh of relief, and sat back on the small bench refreshed. Seeing that someone in the posthouse opposite had come out to observe, he quickly packed up his things and ran away.

"Where is the thief?"

Not long after, the patrolling city guards were notified and rushed over, but Yi Buhuo had already run away, leaving only the beaten customer lying on the ground wailing.

"How are you?"

"I'm so miserable, look at my face, it's all disfigured..."

"Catch it!"

The leader waved his hand and said angrily: "You dare to tease us even, I think you want to have a taste of prison food!"

The screams were quite disturbing. I thought they were beaten so badly, but I didn't expect that there was not even any redness or swelling. What kind of disfigurement is this?
"Injustice, my lord!"

Although I couldn't help but beat up the customers on my first day at the stall, Xianyang is so big that I can still start over in another place tomorrow.

Yi Buhuo's fortune-telling was fake, but selling medicine was real. After setting up a stall for a few days, not only did he not earn a dime, but he became famous for beating up customers.

There have already been rumors in Xianyang that there is a strange man in the city, with a strange personality, moody, and always beating people for no reason, but no matter how fierce the attack is or how bad the injury is, as long as he takes his elixir, he will immediately return to normal...

Some people have already called him "the crazy Taoist priest and the true miracle doctor"...

Although it was Yi Buhuo who was calling for the thief to be caught and the navy army he bought to stir up public opinion, the three of them became a tiger. Within a few days, his name had spread throughout Xianyang, and even Ying Zheng had heard about it.

In fact, few people know that Ying Zheng has a hobby, and that is good wine!
For this reason, I often visit privately incognito, walking around the streets and alleys in search of wine shops that are not well-known but taste good.

Although Yi Buhuo's deeds are only recited among the common people for the time being, this trivial matter cannot reach Ying Zheng's ears when it is not necessary.

Coincidentally, Ying Zheng happened to be out looking for a drink that day, and of course he heard the envoy Yi Buhuo had hired to spread the news. Ying Zheng was quite interested in strange people and strange things.

So I took my attendants and made some inquiries to find out the whereabouts of Yi Buhuo. After all, although he appears in a different location every day, which is like changing places with one shot, the real route is still regular and can be found for only two coins. You can buy it!
Yes, selling his route of action is also his own business...

Ying Zheng took a simple route map and set off from the entrance of the post house. Because this was the place where Yi Buhuo first appeared, it seemed to have a special meaning. There was even a big black dot marked on the map.

"Cross a street and turn left. When you see a ready-made clothing store, turn left..."

After following the map's guidance to the clothing store, Ying Zheng stood at the door and looked to his left.

"Go left for twenty steps and turn left. After crossing a street, you see a brown gate..."

Ying Zheng couldn't help but feel angry. He wanted to tear up the map. He followed it for a long time and ended up back where he was. This place was the post house!
"Your Majesty, the man who sold the map has committed a heinous crime and dares to trick us. I will immediately notify the city guards to search for him!"

"no need."

Ying Zheng shook his head, and his eyes fell on the alley opposite the post house. A young Taoist priest and an old god were sitting behind the table, with his hands folded in his wide sleeves, as if he was dozing off.

"It's really..."

The attendant behind him was a little surprised. It obviously looked like a map scribbled by a child. He thought it was just a liar with a bad mind, but he didn't expect the emperor to buy it without saying anything. This was outrageous enough, and even more outrageous was this map. The map turned out to be real!

"Sir, I would like to make a fortune..."

Ying Zheng walked over at a leisurely pace and saluted calmly and familiarly.

"No matter what you're here for, just pay first."

Yi Buhuo explained with a smile: "My reputation has not been very good recently. There are always rumors that I like to hit people. There is no business now. In order to avoid wasting time, I always collect money first and then work..."

"Money is not an issue. I have two questions that I would like to ask sir to answer."

Ying Zheng took the money bag handed over by the attendant and placed it on the table, making a clattering sound.

(End of this chapter)