Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 191 Chapter 190
"If you have something to say, don't say two things, even if it's two hundred, as long as the red envelope is in place, I will risk my life today..."

Yi Buhuo smiled and reached out to grab the money bag, becoming enthusiastic all of a sudden.

"Since sir has a reputation for being straight-forward, let me ask about my fate!"

Ying Zheng turned slightly and glanced at the long sail hung with a rag beside him. There was curiosity in his eyes, but more of a joke.

In such a big world, it is not surprising that there are some capable people and strangers, but there is no one who is so young and popular. You will know if you have real ability after trying it!
Yi Buhuo put away his smile and stared at Ying Zheng's face carefully, scanning back and forth, not even missing a mole. He was thinking about auspicious words crazily in his heart. How could he make this old man happy?

Judging from his rosy complexion and bright eyes, and his skin is not too rough, he is definitely not an ordinary person.

With her fat body holding up her clothes made of fine fabrics, and being able to throw a bag of money without any hesitation, she must have a rich family.

The most important thing is the noble and majestic temperament that is still hidden even though he tries his best. Either he is the head of a noble family or he is an official!
But Yi Buhuo prefers to be an official. After all, although he doesn't know the real Ying Zheng, he knows the eunuch who has been following him!
Yi Buhuo has come into contact with too many eunuchs. Due to their limited conditions, they always have a special smell on their bodies, and powder can only cover it up, not to mention that they haven't applied scented powder to cover up the smell today...

Anyone who can take a eunuch out is not an ordinary person, either an emperor or a prince, but although Ying Zheng has many children, none of them are so old?

Fusu is not even 20 years old yet, so how could he just have a beard...

If the old fat man in front of him were put into Ying Zheng's position, his identity would almost be confirmed.

"What do you think, sir?"

Ying Zheng's expression remained unchanged. Although no one had dared to stare at him so boldly for many years, the so-called ignorance is not guilty, not to mention that the fortune teller himself relies on this to make a living. If he doesn't let others look at him, he is nothing. come out……

"I have great wealth, hold great power, and am a dragon among men..."

Yi Buhuo knew it well and suddenly became confident.

Although I don’t really know how to read faces, I have come across a few photo books at least, and I just talk nonsense. Anyway, it’s enough to make the customer feel comfortable. As for whether the words are correct or not, these are common tricks, and there is always one that is right.

"..."

Ying Zheng asked reluctantly: "Can you be more specific?"

"Majestic and luxurious, the best in the world!"

Yi Buhuo's eyes had already fallen on the ornaments on the table. If he guessed wrong and was exposed on the spot, he would pick up the ornaments and give him physical amnesia. At worst, he would change places and continue to wait.

Ying Zheng's eyes lit up, but he didn't show much expression, such as shock or disbelief.

But Yi Buhuo knew that he had made the right bet. Although Ying Zheng's expression management was very good, the eunuch behind him was much worse. His face was extremely expressive and his mouth was open in a daze. He seemed to have discovered his gaffe and quickly Lower your head to avoid it.

"Sir, you really deserve your reputation!"

Ying Zheng didn't ask any more questions. It was pointless to ask further. Who else in the world could be worthy of these two words besides him?
"It's an award, it's all about strength..."

Yi Buhuo beats snakes with a stick, what stands out is that he is shameless. Now that he has said it, no matter how humble he is, all his early investment has been wasted, but it is all genuine copper!

"My second question is..."

Ying Zheng didn't pay attention to his boast, his face became serious, and he asked solemnly: "Can you really cure all diseases and even restore youth?"

"Ah this..."

Yi Buhuo scratched his head and asked, "It is true that all diseases can be cured, how did the story of restoring youth leak out? I haven't made it public yet?"

I have only used Dali Pill a few times and the beauty pill has not been sold yet. How come Ying Zheng knows this news?Could it be that those who performed extraordinary things deliberately exaggerated his strength?
It's not professional at all. He won't pay the final payment if he doesn't follow the script...

"It's written on it, don't you know?"

Ying Zheng slapped the graffiti-like map on the table. Yi Buhuo picked it up and looked at it. There was an introduction to him on the back. It really said, "Life and death, human flesh and white bones, eternal youth and longevity..."

Unfortunately, the manuscript for the second issue was sent out early. Yi Buhuo suddenly realized it and said why he didn't know about it.

The press releases that were obviously supposed to be issued after he was completely famous and had a certain fan base were put together in advance and sent out...

"Is this the case, or as the saying goes, not only can money make the devil push the grindstone, but adding more money can also make the grindstone push the devil!"

Yi Buhuo was completely defeated. Anyway, he was confident and spoke with confidence.

"As long as you give me money, you can not only stay young forever, but you can also get plastic surgery to change your face. If you are interested, it is not impossible for a man to become a woman..."

"Sir, are you serious?"

"The old man is innocent!"

"What if it doesn't work? Do you know the consequences if you lie to me?"

Ying Zheng seemed to be talking without hesitation, but in fact he was warning him with all his strength.

"I knew it 500 years ago and [-] years later I knew that the seven orifices of the divination and astrology had opened up the six orifices, and my medical skills were astonishing to the heavens and made ghosts and gods weep. I am the number one miraculous doctor in the world who is said to be incapable of healing!"

Yi Buhuo said confidently: "Ask yourself, have I ever lied to you after knowing me for so long?"

"That's not there."

Ying Zheng shook his head, "But didn't we just meet?"

"There is a saying that one glance will determine your life. Since I didn't lie to you just now, I won't lie to you again."

Yi Buhuo patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, as long as the money is in place, everything you ask for will be answered!"

"...Mr. Yi is really extraordinary!"

"You are so flattering. It's all just to give you face."

Yi Buhuo smiled slightly, pointed to the Dali Pill on the table and said: "This is the Dali Pill I independently developed. No matter how severe the internal or external injuries are, as long as the hair is not raised on the spot, you will never die!"
The most important thing is that all the patents are in my hands. You will never suffer any loss when you buy it back, and there will be no disputes. Lifetime after-sales guarantee, one-year refund and three-year guarantee! "

"What is the patent that sir is talking about?"

"Only I have the formula, no one can copy it!"

Yi Buhuo knew that there was no patent law here, so he put it another way. If someone really cheated and made a similar medicine, he would admit it. He hoped to find more bodyguards, otherwise he would easily die suddenly.

"These are just your words, how can I believe it?"

Ying Zheng is definitely not a retarded person with poor IQ. Although Yi Buhuo's words are wild, that's all. If he is an empty-mouthed liar who dares to deceive Ying Zheng, I'm afraid the nine tribes will not be safe.

"If you put it that way, it's easy!"

Yi Buhuo looked at the attendant behind him and said with a meaningful smile: "If you want to know the effect of Yi's Lao Fang Dali Pill, why don't you find someone to try it?"

"I?"

The eunuch subconsciously pointed his hand at himself, his eyes dull. Why did he get angry for no reason?

"Since you are so active, then I will not be polite."

Yi Buhuo approached him without giving him a chance to refute. He took out a dagger from somewhere and stabbed him in the waist with quick eyes and hands.

Ying Zheng was startled, and his whole body was instantly soaked in cold sweat. He destroyed the Seven Kingdoms, and there were countless remnants of the Seven Kingdoms who wanted to eat his flesh. Naturally, there were many people who wanted to kill him.

Yi Buhuo was so close to him and took out the knife, which naturally caused him to react nervously. He almost shouted for escort, and asked the secretly protecting guards to rush over, hold him down and chop him into seventeen or eighty pieces.

Yi Buhuo simply had no intention of pursuing him when he retreated, so he suppressed the words he was about to blurt out and followed the dagger in his hand closely with his eyes.

puff!

Yi Buhuo covered the eunuch's mouth and pulled out the dagger very neatly, bringing up a pool of blood.

"Look, his wound is real. If it's too small, I'll prick it again. You have to see it clearly this time!"

Ying Zheng shook his head quickly, "I can see that Eunuch Zhao will die if you delay him any longer."

Eunuch Zhao hung limply on Yi Buhuo's arm, with resentment in his eyes, but because his mouth was covered, he could only keep sobbing.

"The next moment is to witness the miracle!"

Yi Buhuo smiled nonchalantly. The miracle doctor said to his face that it was so easy to die. If he died, he wouldn't have to mess around. He could just hang himself from a tree with a crooked neck.

He cut the black Dali Pill in half with a bloody dagger, put half into Eunuch Zhao's mouth and asked him to swallow it, and crushed the other half into powder and applied it on his wound. Then he turned slightly to signal Ying Zheng to come over and watch.

"This……"

Ying Zheng's expression really changed this time. Eunuch Zhao's pale face due to excessive blood loss returned to normal at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the painful old face also relaxed.

He reached out and wiped the wound on Eunuch Zhao's waist. The blood had stopped overflowing, and the wound was gone after wiping it off, but the skin was a little red, which was obviously different from the surrounding skin.

"God!"

Ying Zheng was overjoyed. There was such a magical medicine in the world. If he kept taking it, would he be reborn and immortal?
Yi Buhuo let go of Eunuch Zhao and let Ying Zheng, who was immersed in it, look him over. He turned back behind the table and silently changed the price on the Dali Pill from "Ten Wen per pill" to " Twelve and one”…

If he knew what Ying Zheng was thinking, he would definitely smile. Although the performance of Daliwan is really amazing, immortality has nothing to do with repairing the body.

Dali Pill only repairs cells because of its special power and has nothing to do with genes. The newly repaired skin looks like new growth, but as the effect of the drug takes effect, it will soon be indistinguishable from the original skin.

Rather than saying it is rebirth, it is more appropriate to say copying.

"Sir, you are truly a god. Please come back to the palace with me and have a detailed chat!"

After Ying Zheng calmed down, his attitude became more tolerant and even a little flattering.

Which emperor doesn't want to live forever?Don't want to extend your country forever?
His ambition is the greatest in history, and he also has abilities. The only regret is that manpower is sometimes poor. Many ideas are difficult to realize in a limited lifespan. His ambition can only be turned into dust in the end...

"Monthly or yearly subscription? The prices vary depending on the length of time..."

Yi Buhuo crossed his arms and smiled with a very money-obsessed smile.

"With your talent, I have gold and silver treasures for you to choose from. Do you think I can't do it?"

Ying Zheng clasped his hands behind his back and regained his imperial demeanor. He looked down upon the world with an aura of contempt. Although his body and appearance were not very majestic, he could not be ignored just by standing there!
"Then I have to introduce my charging standards at least to make sure that people feel they are worth their money!"

Yi Buhuo actually didn't care about a little gold and silver. He couldn't take it away anyway. He was just establishing his own personality.

Masters from outside the world are too distant and make people feel difficult to get along with, and people who are too indifferent to fame and fortune make people feel unable to deal with them.

Only with a weakness can one be controlled and trusted!

Yi Buhuo has always been a money fan in the world. Naturally, he is familiar with the tricks. Not only can he earn some pocket money, but when most people want something from him, they will only win over him and will not kill him directly.

Having a skill is like this. Your own skills cannot be replaced by others, and they are also very important. Unless you have to, you will naturally be served with delicious food and drinks.

"Of course I trust your majesty, but I just want to speak openly, otherwise everyone will think that I regard money as dirt, so why should I set up a stall? I can just eat the wind and drink the dew."

Yi Buhuo didn't care at all that the person in front of him was the famous emperor of the ages, and he emphasized his position without any hesitation.

"Some people like to play with the world, and some people just want to be free and happy. I am different from them. I like money and sleep on a bed made of gold!"

"I am completely satisfied. Please come back with me, sir." Ying Zheng waved his hand and said with a nonchalant smile.

"Then it's better to be respectful than to obey."

Yi Buhuo smiled and deliberately shook off the gold medal from his waist, exaggerating his carelessness.

"Oh, why did this thing fall out? This is the only one in the world. It's very memorable..."

Ying Zheng took a closer look and saw a row of small words engraved on the gold medal:
"The best doctor in the world"!
"This font doesn't look like my Da Qin script, but I can still recognize the meaning. What a great doctor in the world, who lives up to his name!"

"This thing is hundreds of years old. The friend who gave it to me is probably still reincarnated."

Yi Buhuo sighed as if unintentionally, his eyes full of nostalgia.

Acting is like this, truth and falsehood are mixed together. Since most of them are facts, others cannot tell whether it is lying or not.

"..."

Ying Zheng smiled even more heartily, and pulled his sleeves enthusiastically and said: "Miracle doctor, after all, the busy streets are too casual. I have admired your medical skills for a long time. I will not go home until I get drunk tonight!"

Yi Buhuo smiled politely and did not answer any more words. His goal had been achieved and he had seduced Ying Zheng. Now it was time to show his value.

In this world where I don't even have internal strength, I am almost invincible. Coupled with my experience, I am no different from a god to the people here. Why should I hide it carefully?

The more he showed himself, the more he gained Ying Zheng's trust. If this Ying Zheng still had the ambition of his youth, he wouldn't mind going crazy and completely changing the direction of the world!
(End of this chapter)