Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 278 Shilipo Sword God

"Do you have any wine? Three pounds."

Walking into the door of the inn, Yi Buhuo glanced around and found silence.

"Even if there is no business, at least there must be a waiter to greet customers, right?"

"Sir, please sit down. I'll find someone to greet you right away."

Before he could scratch his head, a middle-aged woman suddenly came out from behind the counter, smiling and inviting him to sit down.

Yi Buhuo put down the sword in his hand and sat down calmly.

After the middle-aged woman settled him down, she turned around and walked upstairs, yelling as she walked, "Xiaoyao, you brat is still not up to greet the guests!"

After touching his belly, Yi Buhuo ignored the commotion upstairs and stretched out his hand to wipe the table. A layer of fine dust covered his hands.

"With the sanitary conditions like this, how can there be any guests? Is it true that if you open an inn here, you won't starve to death?"

Not long after, a young man dressed as a boy and wearing a cloth hat ran over quickly, with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, full of vitality.

"Guest officer, eat or hit the tip?"

"How about accommodation?" Yi Buhuo asked curiously.

"What a coincidence. All the guest rooms are full. Our business is so good that we have already filled up our rooms."

The young man's words revealed one meaning - more money is needed!

Yi Buhuo is neither deaf nor blind, so why can't he see that apart from the two people he has seen in this huge inn, it can only be described as empty.

"Forget it, in fact, it's not impossible to make do with it in the wild."

Seeing that he had no intention of housing, the young man's smile froze on his face. He took a few steps back and held the middle-aged woman behind Yi Buhuo's back, muttering for a while.

"Auntie, isn't this what you taught me about raising prices? Why doesn't it work?"

"He's the only one who comes in. Who do you want him to raise the price with? It's really unreliable!"

The aunt knocked him on the head, and then greeted Yi Buhuo with a smile.

"Guest, don't listen to his nonsense, we have one room left..."

"Just fill me with a jug of wine."

Taking the wine gourd handed over by Yi Buhuo, the young man walked quickly to the wine cabinet, quickly finished filling the wine and ran back.

"What's your name? You're very agile. You're a promising young man!"

Yi Buhuo looked at the young man and nodded with satisfaction. Although the store was deserted, the people were very nice.

"My name is Li Xiaoyao!"

Li Xiaoyao bowed and handed over the wine gourd enthusiastically.

"Sir, your wine is ready, one tael of silver."

Black shop!Definitely a black shop!

Yi Buhuo took a deep breath and his eyes nearly popped out.

If you don't open for three years, you can eat for three years, right?

"I'll give you the wine back, just pretend I've never been here!"

Yi Buhuo threw the wine gourd and turned around to run away.

"No money?"

Li Xiaoyao's aunt immediately changed her expression, her smile gradually disappeared, her brows were raised, and she stared fiercely at him.

"I'll pay the debt with my sword, please let me go!"

Yi Buhuo pointed at the spirit sword on the table. It had an antique look and a heavy aura that was worth a lot of money at a glance.

Taking advantage of the time when their eyes fell on the sword, Yi Buhuo ran away with oil on the soles of his feet while holding the flagon. The speed was so fast that by the time the two of them realized it, they had already disappeared.

"It's just a broken sword, Xiaoyao, take it out and pawn it back to restore health."

Li Xiaoyao did not dare to disobey his aunt, so he grabbed the sword and left the inn.

But he didn't really go to the pawn shop. He had a dream of being a hero since he was a child. It would be a pity to sell such a good sword, so he might as well keep it secretly.

When one day I leave here to explore the world, I can save a lot of money to buy a sword.

"It's all my fault that that person is disgusting with dogs, Mo Yixi, the bullshit Wine Swordsman. In order to extract his Dionysus curse, I spent all my huge sum of money..."

Yi Buhuo shook the wine gourd, cursed and walked out of the city.

"It's so embarrassing that I can only do such a business without any capital!"

Not everyone can take his spiritual sword, and he secretly came back in two days. With this trick, he had already offended all the liquor stores in the city.

The wine used in the Dionysian Curse is not an ordinary product, but a unique product prepared by the Dionysus Swordsman himself.

He also spent a lot of effort to defeat him with the special distilled liquor he brewed, and he went through all the recipes and spells.

That is to say, the Jiujianxian has too much appetite, otherwise he would be in such a miserable state, with not a dime on his body, so he could only shamelessly cheat on people with alcohol.

Back at the thatched hut outside the city, Yi Buhuo kicked open the door and shouted loudly: "Jiu Jianxian, the wine you want is here, are you happy now?"

Lying in the thatched hut was a slovenly and lifeless figure. After hearing Yi Buhuo's voice, he opened his lifeless eyes. He wanted to speak but couldn't.

"Are you still angry with me? You are just stingy. Isn't it normal for everyone to make jokes? Why are you so vindictive?"

With a gentle smile on Yi Buhuo's face, he thoughtfully brought the drink to his mouth.

After all, Jiujianxian is now covered with broken bones and bruises, and it is difficult for him to speak. Taking care of the sick is what he should do as a doctor.

"joke?"

The Jiujianxian resisted the tearing pain at the corner of his mouth and spoke. If his whole body hadn't been whining, he would have wanted to cast a Dionysian curse on him on the spot!

"It's just a discussion. It was my fault that I couldn't hold back my hand and hurt you for a moment, but I'm going to serve you with delicious food and drink. Let's just take a step back and forget it."

Yi Buhuo's eyes fell on the sword beside Jiujianxian, revealing a hint of desire.

"In order to buy you wine, I even sold my sword. I don't know what I'm going to eat next. How about you reluctantly give up your love and donate your sword?"

"It's a good idea, don't try to take advantage of it."

The Jiujianxian stood up and guarded the sword with all his strength. His strength was as if he was fused into one body, and he was ready to risk his life if Yi Buhuo made a move.

"I'll just say it's a minor injury. After two sips of wine, I started to bounce around. You've been relying on me for so long. You're really unhappy!"

Yi Buhuo withdrew his gaze and looked at Mo Yixi, who was already able to move, and humiliated him.

"Minor injury? I've been lying down for three days. You think this is a minor injury?"

Jiujian Xian Mo Yixi was so excited that if his legs weren't still broken, he would have wanted to get up and kick him.

He is known as the Wine Swordsman. He has been addicted to alcohol all his life, and his strength lies in alcohol. As long as he has alcohol, he can recover very quickly. Even so, it took three days.

Now you call this a minor injury?

"This isn't even a minor injury to you. Isn't the Sword Master already half buried in the ground?"

Yi Buhuo sneered. What a fuss. Who told you to trick me like this? I just couldn't hold back my strength for a while. I have absolutely no intention of venting revenge.

"..."

Mo Yixi suddenly fell silent, and thought carefully about what Yi Buhuo said was quite reasonable. He had only been lying down for three days, and the culprit took care of him with all his heart.

Even though three months have passed, the old man who attacked Yi Buhuo indiscriminately is still vomiting blood, right?
He raised his head and glanced at Yi Buhuo, who had a nonchalant look on his face. Who would have thought that this young and somewhat unattractive guy could defeat the head of Shushan?

To this day, he still remembers everything that happened on Shushan Mountain.

There was a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and a sword fell from the sky, attracting everyone to watch. Out of curiosity, he also joined in the fun.

Just when he was thinking about where the sword came from and whether there was any difference, Yi Buhuo also fell and stepped on his foot...

"Who are you? How dare you break into Shushan!"

The Shushan disciples drew their swords and were alert.

"Shushan?"

Isn't this an organization found...

Yi Buhuo often uses Shushan's cover to deceive people outside, but who would have thought that today he met the real owner, and he was still in his base camp!
"Passing by, I'm sorry, I'm just passing by, I'm leaving here..."

Although I don't know which world Shushan is from, it sounds like the leader of the righteous path no matter where it is. Yi Buhuo also pulls tiger skin vests everywhere, so he feels a little guilty.

What he is most afraid of hearing now is names like Xuantian Sect. If he really comes to Shushan, even his life will be in danger.

"Are there any beggars in Shushan?"

Just when Yi Buhuo was about to think of a way to explain his origin, he realized that there was a middle-aged man standing in front of him who was upright and not afraid of him at all.

It's just that the tattered clothes and slovenly appearance are a bit out of place among the Shushan disciples who are all dressed in white and carrying swords behind their backs.

The smell of alcohol was so strong that it could make others drunk. He would believe him if he said he came to Shushan to take out the garbage.

"The Yujian rides the wind to eliminate demons from heaven and earth..."

"Wine Sword Immortal?"

Mo Yixi hadn't finished reciting his signature poem, but the poem had already been engraved in the depths of Yi Buhuo's soul, and he subconsciously continued it.

"It's down!"

"No wonder you dare to get so close to me, it turns out he is the famous Jiu Sword Immortal!"

Yi Buhuo cupped his hands in admiration, then raised his eyebrows and said, "But there's no need to stand so close, right? I'm not good at speaking like that."

"..."

Mo Yixi suddenly came back to his senses when he thought of this, and subconsciously glanced at his left foot. The first impression Yi Buhuo gave him was that he had no worries about anything.

If you hadn't stepped on my foot, would I have been able to stand so close?

Yi Buhuo is the body of a fairy, his body blends into the heaven and the earth, and the sky and the earth set off him.

With Mo Yixi's current strength, he couldn't shake Yi Buhuo at all, so he could only endure the pain and pretend as if nothing had happened.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to."

Fortunately, Yi Buhuo discovered it early, otherwise Mo Yixi might have been disabled in front of the title of Jiujianxian.

Just when everyone in Shushan was wary of him as an outsider, the sword master Yin Ruozhuo, who had not been seen for a long time, suddenly appeared in front of people.

"variable!"

Mo Yixi didn't know how Yi Buhuo became the variable in his senior brother's mouth, and he was about to throw him into the Demon Locking Tower without any explanation.

How could Yi Buhuo, who had such a bad temper, get caught without any help? He started fucking right on the spot. The two of them almost destroyed Shushan without distinguishing between them.

Seeing that he couldn't take down Yi Buhuo, the Juggernaut knew that he had lost his chance of winning, so he wanted to discuss with him.

The Sword Master became a Taoist because of love. He cultivated the Supreme Forgetfulness and could almost attain the Heavenly Heart. If Yi Buhuo really tried to quarrel with him, he might not be able to scold him.

"What you cultivate is the Tao, and what I cultivate is also the Tao. What you cultivate is to follow the destiny, and I only have one Tao!"

Yi Buhuo left a few words and then left.

"Keep your heart and go against heaven!"

The sword master vomited blood on the spot and was unable to fight anymore.

Although the Shushan disciples wanted to kill the demon and chopped him into pieces on their shoulders, they were not strong enough and could only watch him leave.

Mo Yixi also left with him at that time. He was so unruly and contrary to etiquette. It could even be said that he was a rebellious and unruly person, just like his temper.

Yi Buhuo was something that others avoided, but he didn't mind getting close and getting to know him.

Later, after the two got to know each other well enough, Mo Yixi finally understood what it meant to be Yi Buhuo, who looked like a handsome young man but had a dark heart.

He really doesn't leave any room when he strikes, and it really hurts when he hits someone!
If he had been so determined to be the enemy of the world and had unrivaled strength, then Qing'er wouldn't have...

"Although I always feel that you are thinking of something bad, considering that you are an injured patient, I will not pursue it."

Looking at Mo Yixi's changing expression, Yi Buhuo scratched his cheek. Is this guy obsessed?Why are you crying and laughing like you're mentally ill?
"Let's get down to business. It's my fault for beating you up like this. I have left the spirit sword behind. It should be able to protect Li Xiaoyao for a while, and I will definitely be able to catch up with your plan."

Yi Buhuo became serious. The plot was going to start in the next few days. It has been exactly ten years since Mo Yixi and Li Xiaoyao rescued Zhao Ling'er together.

Mo Yixi specially guided him here, naturally for Li Xiaoyao.

As the head of the Novice Village, Mo Yixi's purpose is to teach Li Xiaoyao skills and start his journey to the future.

But because he had struck too hard, Mo Yixi now looked like he was about to die, let alone contact Li Xiaoyao.

Yi Buhuo was afraid that by the time he got up, Li Xiaoyao would be killed by those minions from the Moon Worship Sect.

That's why I thought of a way to keep the spirit sword, it would definitely be enough to buy some time to protect Li Xiaoyao from disaster.

"This is my newly developed hard-cover powerful pill. It is also effective on the body of fairy spirits. Come and take the medicine!"

Yi Buhuo took out the upgraded Dali Pill from his arms. The original efficacy had little effect on a half-step true immortal like Mo Yixi.

After studying his own body, he finally upgraded again, specifically targeting people like Mo Yixi who were still mortals but whose spiritual power level was too high.

The energy contained in the previous Dali Pills was of little use to such a person, so he was allowed to lie down for a few more days.

"Are you still a doctor?"

Mo Yixi was stunned. After getting along with him for so long, he didn't realize that Yi Buhuo had this skill.

"How dare I hit you hard if I don't have any confidence."

Mo Yixi twitched his lips, you provide one-stop service including treatment and treatment, right?

Do I still want to thank you?
Yi Buhuo sneered, flicked the powerful pill into his hand, turned around and walked out of the hut.

"correct!"

When he walked to the door, he turned around slightly and said, "You can't walk around in the world without an elegant name. Just like if you call me Jiujianxian, it sounds very embarrassing."

"Since we have lived here in Shilipo for so long, you can call me..."

"Shilipo Sword God!"

(End of this chapter)