Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 279
"Tenlipo Sword God?"

Mo Yixi sighed, "The sword is gone and the sword god is gone, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf!"

"Besides, this name is not as loud as my Jiujianxian. When I hear it, I think I am a third-rate person in the corner..."

Before he could finish talking, there were footsteps at the door. He was so frightened that he quickly stopped talking, and his energy level changed from high-spirited to sickly and wounded in a second.

"I am back."

Yi Buhuo walked in with a sad face, threw down the gourd in his hand, and sat aside with a sigh and a frown on his face.

"what happened?"

Mo Yixi did not hide his happiness at all. Anyway, he was happy as long as Yi Buhuo was not happy. He picked up the gourd he dropped, opened it and poured it into his mouth.

clap la la...

The imaginary drink did not fall, but instead dozens of pills fell from it and hit his face, almost breaking his front teeth.

"Not wine?"

Yi Buhuo glanced at him and explained: "I have spent all my money to get you out, and now I have to take care of you, a loser..."

He reached out to catch the pill that Mo Yixi threw over, threw it into his mouth, chewed it, and seemed not to notice his anger, and then said:

"I originally thought about going to the city today to sell Dali Pills to help support my family, but I didn't know that not only did no one buy them, they also called me a charlatan. I didn't make a penny and was chased for two miles."

"There's no more wine. Daliwan will keep you full, so let's just make do with it."

Yi Buhuo sighed and poured himself a glass of water regardless of his reaction.

If it weren't for taking care of Mo Yixi, there would be no need for him to work hard to earn money. Anyway, he doesn't need to eat. He can be hungry for a few days and treat it as a taboo.

"Why don't you change your name, I think the name Dali Wan is really inappropriate."

When Mo Yixi heard that there was no wine, her face became sad. She grabbed a handful of Dali Pills and stuffed them into her mouth.

I feel so regretful when I think about how Yi Buhuo was so passionate about him some time ago and wanted to respond to his every request, but now he was hungry and full.

If he had known it earlier, he wouldn't have wanted to be arrogant. If Yi Buhuo wanted to imitate the Dionysus, he would just teach him. Now he spent all his money to buy wine to please him, and he had no hope for the future.

"You can change it if you want. Anyway, these Dali Pills will be out of print from now on. The ones you have are the last batch."

Yi Buhuo shook his head listlessly, put down his teacup and let out a breath.

"Aren't you going to take out the medicine that's so effective?"

Mo Yixi looked at him in shock and jumped up from the bed.

"When I was being chased today, someone fell down. I wanted to treat him, but unexpectedly I suddenly understood the Guanyin Mantra."

Yi Buhuo spread his hands and said with twitching lips: "I think the effectiveness of Dali Pills can no longer keep up with the times, and the Guanyin Mantra is more convenient."

"You are joking?"

Mo Yixi was really stunned this time, and his eyes almost popped out of his sockets. Is this a human saying?What does it mean to suddenly understand the Guanyin Mantra?

What kind of cabbage do you think you are?Can you learn it just by looking at it?
Not to mention that you haven't even seen it, and you didn't even know the most basic spells a few days ago!

"You were the one joking first."

Yi Buhuo slapped the table and said, "You yourself have admitted that Dali Pill is very effective, but you've still been lying here for five days!"

"Do you really think you are an uncle?"

"How long do you want to keep pretending if you eat my food and drink my food? I have already made an agreement with the troupe in the city. You will go to perform with them tomorrow, and the money you earn will be used as the cost for me to take care of you these days."

"You don't have to be so heartless, do you?"

After his disguise was exposed, Mo Yixi regained his composure and quickly rushed to him to pour him water with a flattering look on his face.

"Because of you, I have lived a life of neither humans nor ghosts. Shouldn't you repent?"

Yi Buhuo held the tea cup and pointed his nostrils at him, with a mean tone in his voice.

"It's getting dark. You don't have to wait for me if you have something to do tonight. You can talk about other things when I get back."

Although he knew that Yi Buhuo was not really angry, Mo Yixi really felt wronged and was afraid that he would make her lie down for a few more days, so she quickly ran away.

Watching him leave, Yi Buhuo did not chase after him. The old god was enjoying the cold drink in vain.

Sure enough, not long after, Mo Yixi came back feeling a little uncomfortable. As soon as she saw him, she served tea and water with enthusiasm, patted her shoulders and rubbed her back, which was extremely humble.

"I have set up an enchantment around here, and you can't go anywhere."

Yi Buhuo sneered: "Do you really think I was teasing you when I said I was being chased? If you dare to go out now, you will know how hospitable those people are."

"I misunderstood you, sorry."

Mo Yixi apologized, seeing that he didn't intend to preach, he also withdrew his hands and walked to the side to sit down, sighing as well.

Yi Buhuo was right. There were more than a dozen people outside the thatched cottage looking for something like headless flies. Everyone was so angry that they were not easy to mess with at first glance.

"How come you were chased here by them?"

"Actually, my sales were somewhat improved earlier today, but that brat Li Xiaoyao is so popular that he actually recognized me."

Yi Buhuo explained: "When he yelled, everyone knew that I was cheating on people. At that time, a bunch of people came around and wanted to do something. I couldn't use force, so I had no choice but to run away."

"It's because I underestimated the people's meddling nature. After chasing me for a long time, I didn't give up, especially that Li Xiaoyao!"

"He is the fastest runner!"

Yi Buhuo said bitterly: "It's a shame that I left the spirit sword for him to defend himself. It was really a mistake..."

Mo Yixi twitched his lips, he was obviously a serious member of the Immortal Sect, how could he become a charlatan?

Before he could laugh, Yi Buhuo suddenly stretched out his hand to stop him.

"There is something strange in the spirit sword, something happened to Li Xiaoyao!"

Yi Buhuo looked serious. Mo Yixi thought something big was going to happen, so he immediately became serious.

"What's up with him?"

"Fuck! A few thieves dare to covet my spiritual sword!"

Before he finished speaking, Yi Buhuo slapped the armrest and stood up with a scratch. He opened the door angrily and was about to rush out.

Mo Yixi stopped him quickly and asked doubtfully: "Someone is planning a spiritual sword? Isn't your sword spiritual? Are you still afraid that it will be taken away?"

"That's not the case. The main reason is that my sword is not very smart. I'm afraid that it will run away and come back. Then the quiet days that I have worked so hard to get will be gone."

Yi Buhuo sighed, Mo Yixi didn't know the reason why he couldn't know it himself.

Ever since Spirit Sword cooperated with him in a play, maybe because of his own indoctrination, or maybe because he really experienced Yin Zhong's emotions, he has evolved to be comparable to a real person.

After coming to this world, he was yelling in his ears every day that he wanted a physical body, wanted to experience this new prosperous world, and wanted a perfect love.

I finally thought of a reason to send it away. What if it took this opportunity to come back?
The order he gave was to protect Li Xiaoyao, but he didn't say how long he would protect him. If the Spirit Sword protected him once and returned as if it had completed its mission, he would probably run away.

Mo Yixi didn't know how to answer, and now he didn't stop or not, and he froze in embarrassment, not knowing how to deal with himself.

Three uninvited guests came to the Yunlaiyunqu Inn today, with uniform uniforms, uniform weapons, and a conspicuous crescent moon on their foreheads!

Maybe it's a bit weird in the Central Plains, but in the Nanzhao Kingdom in southern Xinjiang, everyone knows this outfit.

Moon Worshipers!

The largest and only sect in Nanzhao, a cult founded by the leader of the Moon Worshiping Cult!

Even the Witch King would look at his face. Complete divine authority overrides royal authority, and the leader of the Moon Worshiping Cult is this god!

However, the Central Plains has a vast land and abundant resources, and here there are sects of cultivating immortals such as Shushan, who are deeply vigilant against foreign sects.

Although the Moon Worship Sect is flourishing in southern Xinjiang, its foundation is not deep and it has not affected this area for the time being.

Because of this, in order to deceive others, these people chose Yunlaiyunqu Inn, a quiet place to stay.

Besides, they really didn't communicate with each other when they came back. They did bad things under the order of the Moon Worshiper, so try to keep a low profile.

Although Li Xiaoyao's inn knows that it is common for three to five months without guests, but in order not to get involved in the dispute.

The three believers paid a lot of money to buy the entire inn and stayed in it.

Although Li Xiaoyao was the one who took the lead in chasing after Yi Buhuo, he was afraid of the old witch aunt at home.

Seeing that Yi Buhuo had lost track of him, he had no choice but to go home before it got dark.

As soon as he arrived at the door, he realized that something was wrong. The three enemies who came in today all had bruises on their noses and faces, as if they had been beaten up. When faced with his temptation, they insisted that they had fallen like this.

"At what height can you fall like this?"

Li Xiaoyao didn't believe it at all. These people simply fooled him into thinking he was a fool.

It's not like he hasn't rolled down the stairs of the inn before, even if it was two floors higher, he couldn't fall so badly.

After returning to the room, he turned around and closed the door without noticing that the long sword he had been sleeping on every day like a treasure trembled slightly and fell lightly from the window sill to the bed.

"What should I dream about tonight? One person and one sword wielding the sword to the end of the world, beautiful women surrounding the enemies and worshiping them..."

Li Xiaoyao let out a silly laugh, held the sword in his arms and fell on the bed.

"This place is really not simple. There is such a treasure in this small inn. How about..."

The Moon Worshipers watched Li Xiaoyao leave, then started discussing in a low voice, and made a gesture of slitting his throat while speaking.

"There is no rush now. There are no traces of training on this kid. Even if he is protected by a spiritual sword, he can't fight against us. But he can use it."

One of them rejected the proposal. Although they seemed to be in a miserable state with injuries, they were not killed when they approached the spirit sword before.

This also allowed him to see that the Spirit Sword was not controlled by anyone at all, it was just a spontaneous counterattack.

"It may be a rare treasure that I found somewhere, or it may be a family heirloom. It seems that the owner has not yet been recognized. I will present it to the leader after the task is completed."

The three of them discussed it, decided on the plan, and set their sights on Li Xiaoyao's aunt...

"The spirit sword didn't come back, could it be that he has really grown up?"

Yi Buhuo waited all night for the spirit sword but it didn't come back. Finally he couldn't help laughing. It was indeed my spirit sword. It just followed me and knew how to be considerate of its master.

"Wine...Give me wine..."

Mo Yixi was lying on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and the moaning and groaning made Yi Buhuo upset.

"Is there no wine, but enough urine, do you want to taste the sweetness?"

Seeing that the sun was rising, Yi Buhuo no longer cared about this rice bug and was going to go out to catch a pheasant for a snack.

"Is there anyone? Is it the miracle doctor's home?"

A very young voice came from outside. He sounded like an energetic young man, but now he was emotionally unstable and his eagerness was touching...

"Li Xiaoyao?"

Yi Buhuo made a move. He was very familiar with this voice. It was the voice that shouted the loudest among those who chased him yesterday.

When did Li Xiaoyao speak so politely?

After walking out of the house, it was Li Xiaoyao who appeared in front of him, but he was standing uneasy and at a loss, and his frown never relaxed.

"What about a barrier as big as mine? How did you get in?"

Yi Buhuo looked around for a long time. The barrier was still there. How did Li Xiaoyao come in?
Is the destiny of the child of destiny so unreasonable?

"Miracle doctor, it's really you. Come with me quickly and save my aunt!"

Li Xiaoyao's eyes lit up as soon as he saw him, and he pulled him away.

"How do you know I'm a miracle doctor? I didn't reveal my identity, did I?"

Although Li Xiaoyao was sincere and his words about a miracle doctor made him happy, how did this matter come out?
"Your temperament seems to be that of a miracle doctor. Your reputation has spread all over the world. At first glance, I was sure that you are the person I am looking for. You can definitely save my aunt."

Looking away from the "World's No. [-] Miracle Doctor" gold medal around Yi Buhuo's waist, Li Xiaoyao twitched the corners of his mouth and kept saying nice things.

This morning his aunt suddenly fell into a coma, and the best doctor he knew could not do anything.

But before leaving, he told him that the man who sold Dali Pills in the city yesterday was not a magician, but a real miracle doctor!

People who were already seriously ill became more alive after taking Daliwan tea, and it seemed that there would be no problem in living for another 20 years.

It's a pity that this matter spread somehow, and because Dali Pills didn't sell many in the first place, it was extremely difficult to get one.

After all, this medicine is almost a legendary elixir. How could the person who got it easily take it out?

Besides, Li Xiaoyao couldn't afford this price.

In desperation, Li Xiaoyao had no choice but to go ten miles out of the city and come to this ten-mile slope to find a chance for his aunt.

It was here yesterday that he lost track of Yi Buhuo. In desperation, he could only try without giving up.

Even though he usually regards his aunt as his biggest and most evil enemy in his dreams, her aunt is his only relative, and he cannot just watch her leave him.

"The barrier doesn't work. If I refuse, I won't be struck by lightning..."

The world at a high level is just different. The protagonist's destiny no longer cares about the basic laws, and the consciousness of the world is clearly on the opposite side. Naturally, Yi Buhuo will not refuse.

This is definitely not because he has given up, but because he has a good impression of Li Xiaoyao, even more favorably than the protagonists he has met in the world he has experienced before!
Opportunities to gain favor came to your door, how could he just push them away?
(End of this chapter)