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Chapter 80 Calling Grandpa
Chapter 80 Calling Grandpa
He bets that these three people are definitely not from Moon Village.
Her skin is delicate and fair, and her clothes are exquisite. Could she be from the countryside?Especially that girl, who was wearing a red top with puff sleeves and a square collar. The fabric was light and soft. He had never seen anyone wearing it in the city. Which big city was she from?And there was that little boy, who looked about three or four years old, pink and plump, completely different from the dirty and dark children in this village.
"Who...are you?" The momentum and temperament of the three people even made Wu Feng forget that he had just been beaten. In fact, seeing these three people in this backward and annoying place made him feel like he was seeing the same kind of people. A sense of intimacy, and being a person of the same kind who is more advanced than oneself.
The girl in red was particularly beautiful. Even the actresses he had seen in the city's pictorials were not as good-looking as her. When she stared at him with her eyebrows raised, she looked delicate and pretty, not at all like she had just debuted. Punch his man hard.
Just when he was wondering if the man next to him had hit him, the girl leaned down, grabbed his collar with one hand, and lifted him off the ground.
"Who do you think you are? Why are you more noble than others? Do you think that if you read a few more books than others, you can go to heaven? Are you... a great talent?" Zai Zhi felt that his level of swearing was still limited. Yes, it doesn't hurt to scold her. What she is good at is fists.
However, beating someone to death with three punches is not acceptable, she understands.
Therefore, to teach this kind of person, let’s use the method she is good at!
She sneered, "You got good grades?"
Wu Feng remained silent, expressing his profoundness with silence, and at the same time raised his chin proudly: He is the top student in their school!
Zai Zhi had the best way to deal with such a ignorant person. This time he did not intend to take action himself. He just let go of his hand and let Wu Feng fall from his hand to the ground. He squatted on his butt and then raised his chin towards Zai Liu. He raised it and said, "Xiao Liu, give him some color and see."
Zai Liu's heart: The way you raise your chin looks really like this Wu Feng!
But he didn't dare to complain, so he cleared his throat and pretended to be an old man. "What is your best subject? Mathematics?"
That is to ask to make a show, they have mastered all these basic information.
Wu Feng is proud in his heart, but he must practice the virtue of humility in his behavior. He will not admit it with his mouth, but his eyes nakedly say "right".
"Okay, let me test you with some math questions." Old God Zai Liu was here.
Wu Feng felt that he had been insulted: Such a little kid is not as big as the girl from the Lei family, what is the test on him?What does one plus one equal?
Just as he was angry, he saw the little boy taking out paper and pen from the schoolbag behind him, and then frowned, as if thinking about the problem.
Zai Liu's expression deeply stimulated Wu Feng, who was still in his second year of high school. Wu Feng felt that he was despised. What kind of questions could a three-year-old kid ask?Are you still pretending to be trying to stump him?
When a boy in the second year of middle school comes to the second year of middle school, he can even forget how he was beaten. He frowns and laughs at this kindergarten-level person, "Thinking? Do you want to think about one plus one equals two for me, or two plus two equals four? Don't embarrass yourself. Well, I can also tell you that three plus three equals six."
hehe!
A voice echoed in Zai Liu's mind. Is this an insult to him?
"I originally wanted to give you a simpler one, but now..." Haha, there will be no good consequences for offending our Primary [-] classmates!
Zai Liu scribbled a question and slapped it on the face of the second-year middle school boy, "After you finish this question, I'll call you grandpa!"
Zai Zhi glanced at Zai Liu:? ? ?Didn't you call him grandpa before?
Zai Liu’s eyes: Anyway, I won’t suffer!
An idea came to him and he was full of momentum, "If you can't do it, call me grandpa!"
Zaizhi:......
Meng Yulin: ...It's really outrageous...
At this time, Wu Feng, the second-year boy in middle school, felt that this boy was indeed arrogant, but the second-year boy in middle school, the second in middle school, actually managed to arouse his fighting spirit: Okay!You wait, call grandpa!
Zai Liu nodded, "Okay, I'm waiting for you to call me grandpa!"
Wu Feng:......
Meng Yulin actually couldn't bear it. He was a dandy, but he still couldn't bear the thought of having a future boss call a Xiaotuanzi grandpa. He even felt that he was no longer a dandy at all. As time went by, Zai Liu has every chance to grow into a new generation of dandy, and as the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, he, the wave ahead, is destined to be slapped to death on the beach!
He tried to persuade him, "Classmate Wu, this kid doesn't know the bounds of heaven and earth, and he speaks rudely. I'm sorry, don't be on the same level as him..." He had heard these lines since he was a child, either his father, his mother or his brother were apologizing and apologizing. He was familiar with the rhetoric repeated thousands of times and could pick it up easily.
But the brain circuit of a middle school boy is different from that of ordinary people, especially now that Wu Feng has transformed into Wu Pen Pen. He wants to vent on everyone he sees, even if he has just been beaten, he will not miss any opportunity to vent on others. He turned around and yelled at Meng Yulin, "Are you looking down on me? Do you think I can't even solve kindergarten questions?"
Meng Yulin looked at this proud little rooster with his head held high and raised his eyebrows: Okay, respect the blessing...
The proud little cock was a little bit arrogant when he successfully sprayed someone. When he saw Zai Zhi gearing up, he remembered the beating just now. His face was still hurting now, so he flinched in his heart, but on his face, it must be The stronger the wind, the more arrogant the pride becomes.
However, reality immediately slapped him hard in the face, scattering his swinging pride in the wind, making him unable to pick it up.
Three questions in my mind: Is this a kindergarten question?Is this a math problem?Is this just written to deceive him?
Zai Liu imitated the appearance of the prodigal son in the TV series, with his arms crossed, his head held high, and one foot trembling there, "Why? No? Then just call me Grandpa!"
Meng Yulin covered his face and couldn't bear to look directly.
As for Zai Liu's poor appearance, not to mention Wu Feng, even he wants to beat someone up.
Wu Feng's face turned green and he clutched the piece of paper tightly in disbelief: He would be stumped by a three-year-old child?
"Call me grandpa and I will teach you!"
The three-year-old child was still fussing, and a handful of hair on the back of his head was pulled out by Zai Zhi, "Tell him quickly how to solve it."
So, Wu Feng listened to this kindergarten student tell him a lot of things that he didn't understand, and wrote a lot of calculations and formulas that he couldn't understand.
Zai Liu sighed and felt proud at the same time, and turned back to his sister to explain, "I've told you three times, but he doesn't even understand it's so simple!"
Zai Zhi thought for a while, "Well, if you tell him this, he won't be convinced. After all, some stupid humans don't seek verification and exploration of things beyond their own knowledge, but choose not to believe it in the first place. Note, it’s some, not all.”
Now she is also very good at the anti-conflict notes on the Internet. After the anti-conflict was over, she then pointed at Wu Feng and said, "You, give him the problem you think is the most difficult. If he can do it..."
"Call me grandpa." Zai Liu continued.
(End of this chapter)
He bets that these three people are definitely not from Moon Village.
Her skin is delicate and fair, and her clothes are exquisite. Could she be from the countryside?Especially that girl, who was wearing a red top with puff sleeves and a square collar. The fabric was light and soft. He had never seen anyone wearing it in the city. Which big city was she from?And there was that little boy, who looked about three or four years old, pink and plump, completely different from the dirty and dark children in this village.
"Who...are you?" The momentum and temperament of the three people even made Wu Feng forget that he had just been beaten. In fact, seeing these three people in this backward and annoying place made him feel like he was seeing the same kind of people. A sense of intimacy, and being a person of the same kind who is more advanced than oneself.
The girl in red was particularly beautiful. Even the actresses he had seen in the city's pictorials were not as good-looking as her. When she stared at him with her eyebrows raised, she looked delicate and pretty, not at all like she had just debuted. Punch his man hard.
Just when he was wondering if the man next to him had hit him, the girl leaned down, grabbed his collar with one hand, and lifted him off the ground.
"Who do you think you are? Why are you more noble than others? Do you think that if you read a few more books than others, you can go to heaven? Are you... a great talent?" Zai Zhi felt that his level of swearing was still limited. Yes, it doesn't hurt to scold her. What she is good at is fists.
However, beating someone to death with three punches is not acceptable, she understands.
Therefore, to teach this kind of person, let’s use the method she is good at!
She sneered, "You got good grades?"
Wu Feng remained silent, expressing his profoundness with silence, and at the same time raised his chin proudly: He is the top student in their school!
Zai Zhi had the best way to deal with such a ignorant person. This time he did not intend to take action himself. He just let go of his hand and let Wu Feng fall from his hand to the ground. He squatted on his butt and then raised his chin towards Zai Liu. He raised it and said, "Xiao Liu, give him some color and see."
Zai Liu's heart: The way you raise your chin looks really like this Wu Feng!
But he didn't dare to complain, so he cleared his throat and pretended to be an old man. "What is your best subject? Mathematics?"
That is to ask to make a show, they have mastered all these basic information.
Wu Feng is proud in his heart, but he must practice the virtue of humility in his behavior. He will not admit it with his mouth, but his eyes nakedly say "right".
"Okay, let me test you with some math questions." Old God Zai Liu was here.
Wu Feng felt that he had been insulted: Such a little kid is not as big as the girl from the Lei family, what is the test on him?What does one plus one equal?
Just as he was angry, he saw the little boy taking out paper and pen from the schoolbag behind him, and then frowned, as if thinking about the problem.
Zai Liu's expression deeply stimulated Wu Feng, who was still in his second year of high school. Wu Feng felt that he was despised. What kind of questions could a three-year-old kid ask?Are you still pretending to be trying to stump him?
When a boy in the second year of middle school comes to the second year of middle school, he can even forget how he was beaten. He frowns and laughs at this kindergarten-level person, "Thinking? Do you want to think about one plus one equals two for me, or two plus two equals four? Don't embarrass yourself. Well, I can also tell you that three plus three equals six."
hehe!
A voice echoed in Zai Liu's mind. Is this an insult to him?
"I originally wanted to give you a simpler one, but now..." Haha, there will be no good consequences for offending our Primary [-] classmates!
Zai Liu scribbled a question and slapped it on the face of the second-year middle school boy, "After you finish this question, I'll call you grandpa!"
Zai Zhi glanced at Zai Liu:? ? ?Didn't you call him grandpa before?
Zai Liu’s eyes: Anyway, I won’t suffer!
An idea came to him and he was full of momentum, "If you can't do it, call me grandpa!"
Zaizhi:......
Meng Yulin: ...It's really outrageous...
At this time, Wu Feng, the second-year boy in middle school, felt that this boy was indeed arrogant, but the second-year boy in middle school, the second in middle school, actually managed to arouse his fighting spirit: Okay!You wait, call grandpa!
Zai Liu nodded, "Okay, I'm waiting for you to call me grandpa!"
Wu Feng:......
Meng Yulin actually couldn't bear it. He was a dandy, but he still couldn't bear the thought of having a future boss call a Xiaotuanzi grandpa. He even felt that he was no longer a dandy at all. As time went by, Zai Liu has every chance to grow into a new generation of dandy, and as the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, he, the wave ahead, is destined to be slapped to death on the beach!
He tried to persuade him, "Classmate Wu, this kid doesn't know the bounds of heaven and earth, and he speaks rudely. I'm sorry, don't be on the same level as him..." He had heard these lines since he was a child, either his father, his mother or his brother were apologizing and apologizing. He was familiar with the rhetoric repeated thousands of times and could pick it up easily.
But the brain circuit of a middle school boy is different from that of ordinary people, especially now that Wu Feng has transformed into Wu Pen Pen. He wants to vent on everyone he sees, even if he has just been beaten, he will not miss any opportunity to vent on others. He turned around and yelled at Meng Yulin, "Are you looking down on me? Do you think I can't even solve kindergarten questions?"
Meng Yulin looked at this proud little rooster with his head held high and raised his eyebrows: Okay, respect the blessing...
The proud little cock was a little bit arrogant when he successfully sprayed someone. When he saw Zai Zhi gearing up, he remembered the beating just now. His face was still hurting now, so he flinched in his heart, but on his face, it must be The stronger the wind, the more arrogant the pride becomes.
However, reality immediately slapped him hard in the face, scattering his swinging pride in the wind, making him unable to pick it up.
Three questions in my mind: Is this a kindergarten question?Is this a math problem?Is this just written to deceive him?
Zai Liu imitated the appearance of the prodigal son in the TV series, with his arms crossed, his head held high, and one foot trembling there, "Why? No? Then just call me Grandpa!"
Meng Yulin covered his face and couldn't bear to look directly.
As for Zai Liu's poor appearance, not to mention Wu Feng, even he wants to beat someone up.
Wu Feng's face turned green and he clutched the piece of paper tightly in disbelief: He would be stumped by a three-year-old child?
"Call me grandpa and I will teach you!"
The three-year-old child was still fussing, and a handful of hair on the back of his head was pulled out by Zai Zhi, "Tell him quickly how to solve it."
So, Wu Feng listened to this kindergarten student tell him a lot of things that he didn't understand, and wrote a lot of calculations and formulas that he couldn't understand.
Zai Liu sighed and felt proud at the same time, and turned back to his sister to explain, "I've told you three times, but he doesn't even understand it's so simple!"
Zai Zhi thought for a while, "Well, if you tell him this, he won't be convinced. After all, some stupid humans don't seek verification and exploration of things beyond their own knowledge, but choose not to believe it in the first place. Note, it’s some, not all.”
Now she is also very good at the anti-conflict notes on the Internet. After the anti-conflict was over, she then pointed at Wu Feng and said, "You, give him the problem you think is the most difficult. If he can do it..."
"Call me grandpa." Zai Liu continued.
(End of this chapter)
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