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Chapter 81 Three Things

Zai Zhi and Meng Yulin had the same idea. They felt that Zai Liu had been a little carried away recently and needed to be straightened out. Just as he was about to pluck Zai Liu's hair, Wu Feng heard an angry shout, "Remember, you can't call me grandpa!"

Wu Feng always believed that the math problem that he didn't even know the symbols just now existed in this world, and it was this kid who wrote it randomly to deceive him!Can he lose to a kid in kindergarten?impossible!

Zai Liu very much looked like he needed a beating, shook his legs and nodded, "Deal."

Zaizhi spread his hands and had the same reaction as Meng Yulin: OK, as long as you two are happy.

Wu Feng's delicate and fair face was tensed up. When dealing with a three-year-old child, Xie tried his best to take the college entrance examination. He wrote five questions in a row on Zai Liu's notebook and threw it to Killed Zai Liu.He was so irritated that he didn't care about his dignity or bullying the younger ones. They were all college entrance examination questions, and they were still difficult questions!One of them took him three hours to solve!You are a small dumpling, go ahead and call yourself grandpa!Grandpa needs to give you some color!
However, when Zai Liu picked up his pen and started answering the questions, his eyes widened: This kid can't draw talismans on Taoist priests, can he?No Taoist priest can draw talismans so quickly!
He came closer to take a look, and saw that this kid didn't even need to type a draft. He wrote out the process and answers neatly line by line. The neatness was even better than a textbook!The key is, it’s all right...

No, he is only three or four years old, right?Up to five years old!How did you do it?Just start writing without thinking at all?He did these questions by himself. He had to think about each question for several minutes and use a large page of draft paper!

Is this guy a monster?
He stared at the child several times. Apart from being extraordinarily beautiful, he was no different from other children...

In a blink of an eye, he came to the last and most difficult question. It took him three hours and a stack of scratch paper to figure it out.

The little guy kept writing, and finally stopped here, with his little brows wrinkled.

Wu Feng secretly hummed: You finally know how powerful you are, right?
As a result, there was only a two-second pause, and the little guy began to complain, "This pen is not easy to write with, and it affects my writing speed."

Wu Feng:? ? ?
Is this why he frowns?

Then, I saw the little thing continue to solve the problem vigorously. It took him three hours to write out a final problem on a stack of scratch paper. The little thing wrote it in less than 3 minutes. Again, without using the scratch paper, there was no pause in the middle. After a second, there was no modification, let alone a blob of ink, and the scroll surface was clean, as if it had been printed.

Wu Feng demonstrated on the spot what jaw-dropping means.

Zai Liu wrote the last number, which was the final answer to this question, proudly raised his round chin and shook his short legs, "Okay, let's call him grandpa!"

At this moment, Wu Feng felt that his face was really hurting, it was more painful than the punch from the girl in red just now, and it was more painful than when he was standing on the tractor when the heavy rain hit him on the face.

"Scream!" Zai Liu is a robot, and he definitely doesn't understand the meaning of propriety. If he says to call him grandpa, he must call him grandpa!

Zai Zhi is not a kind person: I have advised you, if you want to make a deal, then let’s make a deal.

Meng Yulin has actually grown up a lot in the past two years. Although the word "dandy" has always been with him, he has done less unreliable things. However, it does not prevent him from still being a dude at heart. The characteristics of a dude One of them is to just watch the fun and don’t take it too seriously: I’ve advised you before, but you insist on having your own way. What else can I do besides make things happen?
So, the three people stared at Wu Feng with burning eyes, waiting for Wu Feng to call grandpa.

Wu Feng's face flushed red: No matter what, he couldn't call a kindergarten Xiaotuanzi grandpa, no matter what!

"What? You still want to default on your debt? Don't you keep your word?" But what Xiaotuanzi said was particularly shocking, "Aren't you a scholar? Aren't you knowledgeable and educated? Don't you know the word "faithfulness"?" Dewu Feng blushed even more.

"Um..." The winner and loser was clearly in front of him. No matter how proud he was, he couldn't raise his head. "Can we discuss it and not scream..."

Zai Liuyi became more energetic, feeling a sense of joy that his boring life had finally become colorful. He could use the routine he had used in watching dramas in the past two years, "Okay, you promise me one thing, no, three things."

There are three things in the play. According to the routine, two things will be mentioned today, and one will be mentioned later when I think of it. This is how it is done.

Tsk tsk, Zai Liu feels that he is very talented as a screenwriter, look, isn't this a very good plot!The reverse time machine is a silly X!

For Wu Feng, whoever doesn't want him to be called grandpa at this time will be grandpa!
What are three things compared to calling me grandpa?
"Say it! As long as it doesn't violate moral standards, I will agree."

Zai Liu said "Eh" in his heart, these lines are the same as in the play!

He put on a show of confidence and raised a finger, "The first thing is, when you become successful in the future, no matter what business you do, you will give me half of the share income."

In these poor and poor countryside, even Wu Feng himself did not believe in the talk of prosperity.

Zai Liu said, "You don't care what the future looks like, anyway, just promise me."

"Okay." Wu Feng agreed without hesitation.This is like, someone tells you that there is 100 million and you are willing to donate the same question, of course donate, because there is no 100 million!But if you want Wu Feng to give away his precious pen, Wu Feng will never agree, because he really has a very precious pen.

This was the moment that shocked Meng Yulin and Zai Zhi.

Meng Yulin: Good guy, if this little guy is not properly disciplined, he will really be labeled as a playboy in the future.

Zaizhi: Wow!Xiaoliu, you are great!Why are you so awesome!Wu Feng half the money!Xiaoliu, you are really great! (Sorry, this girl lacks vocabulary and can only praise like this)
Zai Liu became even more proud and raised two fingers, "The second thing is to apologize to the Lei family."

When the Lei family was mentioned, Wu Feng's expression changed: Apologize?impossible!He will never apologize to a thief in his life!What he also stole was his most important thing!
He snorted just thinking about apologizing to that mud-legged guy.

Deep down, he looks down on these rural people, so why should he apologize?How can it be?The reason why he is willing to submit to the three people in front of him is because they are the same kind as him, they are all from the city, and they are all educated people!
When Zai Liu saw that this man was not convinced, he immediately snorted, "Then you should call me grandpa!"

The second-year middle school boy was so angry that he immediately broke the pot and said, "I don't want to apologize, and I don't know how to call you grandpa. What can you do to me?"
Zai Liu was dumbfounded, there was no such episode in the play!Why didn't this guy play his cards according to the script?Don’t TV dramas generally agree on three things, and the first two are completed smoothly?
"I'll do it!" Zai Zhi sneered and pulled Zai Liu away, "I think you haven't been beaten enough!"

(End of this chapter)