Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 12 Buddy? ? ?

Drowning people often have a struggling movement, Xu Ziyi is not surprised.

Zhou Li wasn't stupid either. Of course he knew that Xu Ziyi wasn't dead and unable to move. He would definitely struggle if he pushed him into the water.So he quickly stepped on it directly to prevent the opponent from hitting his upper body.

However, Zhou Li still made a mistake.

What he didn't expect was that Xu Ziyi still made the final struggle even though he was being slapped into the water by a slap.

Subconsciously, Xu Ziyi grabbed the cloth bag around Zhou Li's waist, trying to pull himself up.But the cloth bag was tied around his waist with a rope, so he pulled it so hard, not only did he not get up, but he staggered into the water with the cloth bag on Zhou Li's waist.

thump.

After Zhou Li reacted, the cloth bag also floated up, and just when he was about to bend down to pick it up, the pool of spring water suddenly dissipated, and finally it was completely wiped out.

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

At this moment, Tang Wan's petite body burst out with astonishing power. She rushed directly into the dry spring water and stared blankly at the empty small bowl-like mouth of the spring. She was dumbfounded and motionless.

At this time, Xu Ziyi also undergone earth-shattering changes.

The bulging breasts, the soft and soft skin like jade, and those slender and straight legs.Zhou Li picked up Xu Ziyi by the back of her neck, and a face as beautiful as a spring embroidered face appeared in front of everyone.

At this moment, Hou Jue, who was holding a stick and preparing to make trouble for the opponent, was stunned. Seeing this, Tang Wan on the side shed tears from his empty eyes.

"Zhou Li, you really deserve to die."

Tang Wan looked at Zhou Li, and said quietly: "You really deserve to die, really deserve to die, really deserve to die..."

"No, don't you understand yet?"

Zhou Li weighed Xu Ziyi on his hand and asked with a puzzled look on his face: "This is not a spring of rebirth at all. This is a spring that changes the gender of others. You gave this to your brother..."

Before Zhou Li could finish his sentence, he saw Tang Wan stretching out his scallion-like fingers, showing himself a slender and delicate middle finger.After seeing this gesture that only he had ever made, Zhou Li was stunned, and then...

Wait a moment! ! !
Suddenly, Zhou Lifu felt an indescribable feeling in his heart.At this moment, the literary works that Zhou Li had read in his previous life instantly appeared in his mind like a treasure trove of kings. What kind of spirit possessed the spirit of Sherlock Holmes Astolfu Hideyoshi? Zhou Li looked at the resentful man in front of him. Girl, a terrible conjecture appeared in his mind.

"Odd change and even change."

Zhou Li looked solemn.

"Acids and bases are refractory."

Tang Wan said this with a look of despair.

"I'm so hasty, you are so fucking Tang Cen!!!!!!"

After hearing this answer that only his Tang family friend who had been his classmate for three years knew, Zhou Li suddenly felt as if he had been struck from the inside out by nine days of thunder. His whole body was as crazy as a hairtail fish. Twisting, the painting style is full of dramatic tension like the famous painting Scream.

Now it all makes sense.

The brother who is seriously ill, the inexplicable trust, the incomprehension of symbols, the pain he feels when he sees chickens and eggs being beaten, and the fact that he doesn't know foreign language, it's all bullshit!
This is Tang Cen!It was the beast who went to blow up the toilet of the senior's house with me when I was in school!He is a good friend who has no sense of disobedience when they change their trousers. He is a great translator who personally translates foreign languages ​​with Zhou Li and sells them to his classmates for money. "The iron bastard of this kind of beast's conspiracy.

"Why did you become a beautiful girl?!?!!!"

At this moment, Zhou Li felt that his time travel was very insignificant at this moment. After all, the plot of "a good brother whom I haven't seen for many years suddenly becomes a blue-haired beautiful girl loli" can already write a novel alone, and it is definitely better than Travelers like me looking for fun are much more popular.He looked at Tang Cen with a distorted face, and said in horror:

"Isn't it because you disappeared for so many years?"

"Correct."

Tang Wan nodded, and said numbly:

"When I went home to visit my relatives, I was conspired against, and I was sent to the sexual transformation spring. After returning to Tangmen, the whole family mocked me, played with me, and gave me medicine every day to see what magical changes would happen. Later, I found a Reason escaped and found out about the Niangyian Spring, and found out that the gang of horse bandits also had an idea for this spring, so I followed."

"Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Zhou Li's face collapsed, and he said in disbelief, "What are you hiding from me?"

"Tsk."

Tang Wan clicked his tongue, turned his head, and his tender cheeks showed an uncle-like expression of world-weariness: "I thought that if I told you, a thief, it would be a laughing stock, I planned to drink the spring water and then find you. I didn't expect ···”

Looking at Xu Ziyi, who is fair, beautiful, long-legged and unconscious with a murder weapon in his arms, Tang Wan gritted his teeth and said with anger and despair: "This buffalo actually drank all the spring water for eight people, you beast! .”

"No, two, have you forgotten me?"

At this time, Hou Jue, who had recovered from one shock after another, coughed, supported a stick, and said weakly: "Look..."

Hou Jue's meaning was actually quite pure, that is, he simply wanted to ask for some golden sore medicine or something to stop the bleeding from his wound.After all, in the battle just now, although he took advantage of the "chicken-flying-egg fight" move and beat Xu Ziyi to death, he himself suffered a lot of injuries.

After all, no matter what, Xu Ziyi also has a "long and short spear" spirit, and Hou Jue's hard power is actually at a disadvantage.So he felt that if he didn't get some medicine to stop the bleeding, he might be buried here.

but···
"I see."

After hearing this, Zhou Li immediately put on a smile and walked happily to Hou Jue. Under Hou Jue's eyes full of expectation and hope, he took out a golden melon seed and stuffed it into Hou Jue's hand, "A small respect. , I also hope that the Lord...Young Master Haihan."

Seeing Zhou Li being so upbeat this week, Hou Jue's face froze.As an "I think I am" Jin Yiwei, he could naturally see what Zhou Li's almost template gesture meant.

Hou Jue took a closer look, Zhou Li's expression did not seem to be fake, his tone was sincere, and his skillful and natural bribery method, it seemed that he was often forced to pay tribute to officials.

Immediately, Hou Jue thought of his heroic performance just now, and the well-known method of "strike with electric batons", subconsciously thought:
Does he know that I am a Jinyiwei?

(End of this chapter)