Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 11 So Can Eunuchs Go to the Toilet Standing Up?

Leaving aside Xu Ziyi and Hou Jue who were in the middle of the battle, Zhou Li and Tang Wan were running parallel to each other by water and by air, and they had already touched the back of the thirteen Taibao.

The Thirteen Taibao were the thirteen horse bandits. They did not pay attention to the battle between Xu Ziyi and Hou Jue behind them. Instead, they held the stones in their hands nervously and kept wandering around, looking up at the ground, as if they were looking for Wearing something the same.

According to Zhou Li's analysis, this Spring of Rebirth must be hidden in some kind of "fairyland", that is, a small world.This kind of small world is mostly created by immortals, so certain conditions must be met in order to open the fairyland.

Otherwise, depending on the fact that Lingjiu Mountain has idle poets going up the mountain to look for Lingjiu every day, if there is such a spring of death that can "cure the dead", it is impossible not to be discovered.

Therefore, there is a high probability that the 13 yuan stone is the key to unlocking the fairyland.It's just that the opening method should be mastered by Xu Ziyi and his team, that's why Zhou Li and the others didn't try to scare the snake, they just waited for them to open the fairyland, but Hou Jue's sudden accident disrupted their plan.

But the appearance of Hou Jue is also beneficial. After all, what Zhou Li and Tang Wan were most worried about at the beginning was Xu Ziyi, a fourth-rank gun repairman. Solve it quickly, and finally take the spring water and leave, the risk is greatly reduced.

While Zhou Li and Tang Wan were ambushing on both sides, the 13 people also found their positions.As the stones of different shapes fell to the ground slowly, the afterglow of the setting sun at dusk just happened to be sprinkled on the top of Lingjiu Mountain.When the last rays of sunlight fell on the smooth surface of the thirteen strange-shaped stones, the refracted light traces actually formed a pattern on the top of the mountain.

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Zhou Li and Tang Wan at the side looked at each other in blank dismay, feeling a little dazed for a moment.But soon, Zhou Li realized that this was a good opportunity to tell Tang Wan the truth about Niang Niangquan.

The other party is the Tang Sect in the middle of Sichuan, and they don't know much about these things in the West. As long as she tells Tang Wan that this symbol is a symbol of women in the West, Tang Wan will understand that this spring water is definitely not the Spring of Rebirth she is looking for.

Just when Zhou Li was overjoyed and was about to speak, Tang Wan's eyes suddenly lit up and he said in surprise: "This is the Spring of Rebirth!"

what?
Zhou Li was stunned, before he could speak, Tang Wan said to himself: "Look, there is a circle on the top, which means reincarnation, and a cross on the bottom, ten means perfection, so reincarnation can get a perfect body This symbol should be the meaning of the Spring of Rebirth!"

You are looking for a question with an answer!

Zhou Li's face looked a little ferocious, and he didn't know how to expose the other party's illusions for a while.But after thinking about it, he felt that he still had to implement the original plan, which was to pick a lucky person and put his head in the water for the other party, and make a girly bandit come out in front of Tang Wan to dispel the other party's thoughts.

When Zhou Li made up his mind, the light gathered by the thirteen stones gradually began to solidify, and finally gathered on the cliff.With a flash of dazzling light like the scorching sun, a giant door glowing with bronze slowly emerged from the cliff.

"The fairyland has opened, brothers, don't seize the spring and live!"

The moment he saw the door open, Xu Ziyi gritted his teeth and burst out with vigor all over his body. He swung the spear in his left hand and the short spear in his right like a rainstorm of pear blossoms, swift and tricky.But Hou Jue had an injury on his back, and it was difficult to resist for a while, and it was inevitable that a few spears would fall under the dancing of the long stick, and he would be drawn with bloodstains one after another.

Can't wait.

Hou Jue knew that Xu Ziyi was going to enter the fairyland, and if he really succeeded, his efforts for so long would be in vain.Thinking of this, Hou Jue gritted his teeth, put a long stick on his left arm, touched his right waist, and accompanied by the buzzing sound of gold and iron, a short knife suddenly burst out, stabbing Xu Ziyi directly from an extremely tricky angle. waist.

Ding!
As a gun repairman, Xu Ziyi's reaction speed was far beyond that of ordinary people. Therefore, the moment the dagger was unsheathed, the spiritual spear behind Xu Ziyi suddenly fell, and with another stab, the dagger was just in front of Xu Ziyi's waist.

The short sword was just a weapon, not a weapon, so it fell straight down after the weapons crossed each other.Xu Ziyi also caught the moment when Hou Jue's center of gravity was unstable when throwing the dagger, and directly raised his spear to stab him, preparing to kill him with a fatal blow.

Then, bad luck struck.

To be honest, the blow of throwing the dagger was purely a helpless move by Hou Jue. He became frustrated after being overwhelmed by the spirit gun, and it was a blow that was pinned on a miracle. The movement of the pipe knife.

But as luck would have it, there were a lot of rocks on the mountain, and Xu Ziyi's tall horse happened to step on a stone during this fight. According to common sense, Xu Ziyi's horse was nourished by spiritual energy all the year round, and it would be easy to crush a stone.

But this time, there was a bump on the stone, and the bump got stuck in the gap of the horseshoe.So he couldn't die, the short knife was facing down, and chopped on the horse's hoof that was trying to grind away the stone.

Yu! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Accompanied by a painful neighing, the tall horse suddenly became manic and kept bouncing up and down, and Hou Jue was not a kind person, and he had no psychological burden on the stick man who beat the dog in the water.Without any hesitation, he gave a loud shock, swept his long stick, and directly smashed the horse's legs into pieces.

"Thieves, I want your life!!!"

Seeing that something was wrong, Xu Ziyi leaped directly, stepped on the stirrup, jumped into the air, and looked at the kneeling horse with tears in his eyes.However, he will not feel sad for his beloved horse soon, because he, who has nowhere to focus in mid-air, saw Hou Jue, who raised his long stick with a ferocious smile on his face.

I'm sooooooooooooooo!
You've all seen baseball.

Swinging a baseball bat and hitting the white ball into the air, what is drawn is a curve representing youth and struggle.So, let's change the elements in it, for example, replace the ball with an egg.

Click.

Hearing the voice behind him, Zhou Li, who was about to snatch the door, suddenly tightened his crotch.He looked back and saw the person and stick unfolded with the character "a", and suddenly a chill rushed into his heart.

Pinch, this eunuch is really vicious, if he doesn't have it, he can't let others have it.

Accompanied by the miserable screams that reached the depths of their souls, Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked at each other, and they both saw the lingering fear in each other's heart.The two didn't say much, and rushed out from both sides.

These two people, one petite in stature, were flying up and down with concealed weapons, easily harvesting the lives of the horse bandits who were unable to guard against them.The other one turned over and jumped out from above. He was wearing a horse bandit suit and had a bright smile. He mixed lime with poisonous powder and made people confused. His right hand turned and his head flew up and down, causing people to have their heads broken and blood flowing.

In just a moment, these horse bandits who witnessed the scene of their second-in-command chicken flying eggs with their own eyes screamed again and again. There was no chance to resonate with the war horse, so they all fell beside their beloved horse.

Of course, you can't say that these Hermes were solved by the two because of their lack of ability. The main reason is that they just witnessed the tragic scene of their boss being beaten by a chicken flying egg, and their hearts went blank.

And the most important thing is that these horse bandits never imagined that this majestic Jianghu would throw lime poisonous powder and kick his crotch with his eyes crossed.In an instant, the 13 people gathered couldn't react at all, and their faces were covered in all kinds of messy things, and naturally there was no room for resistance.

Zhou Li glanced at these Hermes with compassion, and then jumped directly into the bronze door with Tang Wan without hesitation.

Biyun sky, maple leaf forest, clear spring water.

There are also stone tablets written in foreign languages.

Looking at the small world in front of him, Zhou Li took a deep breath, sighed that the air in this small world was really sweeter than outside, and then he and Tang Wan came to the spring water that he had always dreamed of.And at this moment, Zhou Li suddenly remembered something.

It's broken, I killed the thirteen Taibao just now, and there are no more test subjects.

Zhou Li was annoyed for a moment, Xu Ziyi was screaming too loudly just now, he was directly distracted, and forgot to save a living to show Tang Wan the real function of this spring water.But now it was too late to go back and find out if there was anyone alive. Just as Zhou Li was about to speak, he saw a plaque written in foreign language next to the spring.

[Gift to future friends]

[My name is Oli Anfo, a missionary from the West. You can call me Bishop Oli.I came to the East to spread my belief in the Witch Church. Unfortunately, the East does not like our concept of "both genders are possible" and does not welcome the Witch Church. 】

[Due to my gender transition too many times, my appearance was different from the customs clearance documents of the year. I was unable to return to my motherland for a while, and I could not live a normal life in the eastern land.During an adventure, I met a kind-hearted Eastern Immortal. He created this unique space for me and gave me a place to live.]

[I don't blame anyone, because these are the sufferings that I am destined to suffer.The preaching of the Witch Church has never been smooth, and I have rarely been welcomed by people. Of course, I still believe that there should be no difference between the sexes, and all people are born equal.So I left the (transsexual spring) of this trait here. 】

[If you have been a man or a woman for too long and feel tired or unwelcome, then you drink from these springs, the total amount of which is enough for eight people to transform.After drinking the spring water, your gender will change, as will your appearance, but if you regret it and want to change back to your original appearance, you need to go to my homeland Orisa to find another spring, because a spring It cannot be effective twice on one person at the same time, please be careful]

[Finally, I wish you a healthy life after transitioning, and please don’t change your gender with the mentality that you will gain privileges after transitioning, because the equality that the Witch Church believes in is absolute equality, including the right to stand while going to the toilet. 】

Looking at the humorous and pitiful "last words", Zhou Li didn't know where to complain for a while.After a long sigh, he was about to explain the words written on it to Tang Wan who was beside him when he saw Tang Wan who was surprised had already pulled out the jade pot.

"Wait a moment."

"Wait a moment!"

"Wait a moment!!!!!!!!"

The first voice was from Zhou Li. He was calm and wanted to use the content on the stone tablet to dissuade Tang Wan.

The second sound was Hou Jue, holding a long stick with suspicious blood on the end, chasing Xu Ziyi who was running between legs with a smirk on his face, the most prominent one was that he would not give up until he reached his goal.

The third scream, filled with shrillness and pain, was from Xu Ziyi.

I saw Xu Ziyi bursting out at a terrifying speed that he had never seen before, sticking out his tongue and waving his hands, not caring at all, and running towards the "Spring Life Fountain" like a wild dog with anal prolapse.The only thing he thinks about now is to drink the fountain of rebirth and let the dead Xiao Xu return to his body.

He overtook the stunned Tang Wan, overtook the stone tablet he couldn't understand, and rushed directly to that Wang Qingquan.At this time, Zhou Li suddenly thought that if Xu Ziyi was used to demonstrate the effect of Niang Niangquan, he would not have to translate foreign language for Tang Wan, after all, words are not as solid as actions.

Therefore, facing Xu Ziyi who was rushing towards the spring like a mad dog, Zhou Li turned around gracefully, stretched out his hand, held the opponent's head, and pressed down hard.

He directly pushed Xu Ziyi's head into the clear spring.

"Do not!!!!!!!!"

(End of this chapter)