Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 10
Today, the son has a venereal disease and needs to be treated by the spring of death.

Although his emotional intelligence is not high due to his obsession with art, Tang Wan is not a fool. As long as he thinks about it a little, Tang Wan knows that if this matter is broken by himself, hundreds of heads in the Tang family can play and watch it again and again.

"No, I can't go."

At this time, Tang Guan's face was almost as pale as water splashing. Anyway, he was white with white inside. "As soon as we are noticed, everything will be over."

"Haha, that's not enough."

Zhou Li laughed aloud, for some reason, he saw the shadow of her brother in Tang Wan's body, and his previous habits made him unable to help teasing this girl.

Sure enough, the Tang Sect's sinister old and sinister thoughts did not poison her. This upright simplicity made Zhou Li feel nostalgic, just like when he sold three tea eggs for ten yuan in front of the university. , there will always be clear and stupid college students who fall into their own traps.

"It's actually not that serious."

After gently climbing over the cliff, Zhou Li landed among the trees, looking leisurely and content as if he was traveling.
"It's still what I said. If it is true that the emperor himself contracted a venereal disease, it is impossible for this kind of three-legged eunuch to carry it out. At least he must be a eunuch with a pen. So, don't worry, at most it will It's just a dissatisfied concubine who wants to make something rare to please the emperor, I've seen this kind of thing a lot."

Also did more.

Zhou Li didn't say anything later, after all, it's Beiliang's famous "do everything", Zhou Li doesn't pay as much attention to reputation as his peers, for him, as long as he has enough money and enough fun, he There is no reason to refuse at all.

Of course, he would definitely not do such a thing as treating the emperor's sexually transmitted diseases. He just wanted to have fun, but that didn't mean he would go looking for death.

"That's good."

With a sigh of relief, for some reason, Tang Wan trusted Zhou Li very much.Just as the two were arguing, the group of Hermes stopped in the open space next to the broken wall in the north.After a while, the war horses stood down, and the group of horse bandits also untied themselves and threw them aside, and began to scatter.

"My comrades."

Xu Ziyi, holding a spear, is majestic on the horse. He is angry with the horse in a red robe and fresh clothes, with a pair of straight and slender thighs sandwiching the horse's belly.He looked around at the horse bandits around, and said:

"Brothers, our life was given by the head of the family. Today, the head of the family is seriously ill. We just wait for this spring to live. If we can't take the spring today, please throw my body off the cliff!"

"Don't seize the spring, don't live!"

Accompanied by the first cry, the thirteen horse bandits raised their long knives and shouted angrily in a low voice.Xu Ziyi was also unambiguous, tightening the reins of the horse and turning around, pointing the spear in his hand at the steep cliff.

At this time, not only the thirteen horse bandits, but also Hou Jue, who was injured by the horror of Hermes, also held his breath and stared at Xu Ziyi's back, trying to see what the other party was going to do.

Zhou Li stood on a towering giant tree not far away, with Tang Wan holding his arm beside him.The two were covered by leaves, so no trace was left behind, unlike...
"Xiaoxiao is still hiding!"

With an angry shout, Xu Ziyi, who originally seemed to be about to activate some formation, suddenly turned back and stabbed forward. The red-tasseled white gun in his hand immediately inspired an invisible sharp thorn, stabbing straight towards the stick lurking in the grass. Hou Jue.

broken.

Hou Jue had been a Jinyiwei for several years, so he still had this reaction.Without any hesitation, he rolled over and dodged the shot.

Seeing that the ambush failed, Hou Jue also gave up his lame tracking. He held a stick in his left hand and hid a knife in his right hand. He slowly stood up. The posture of Zeng Jinyiwei suddenly changed. It was during the step of raising his head and crossing his legs that something went wrong. Clamped, staggered.

"I have long discovered that you are a sneaky person. It turns out..."

His eyes fell on Hou Jue. After looking up and down, Xu Ziyi made up his mind. He smiled coldly, raised the tip of his spear, and said disdainfully: "He is an eunuch."

"I *dead* you!"

Hearing this, Hou Jue, who was originally in a posture, suddenly became anxious. After all, no matter what age, calling someone a eunuch is the simplest, straightforward and aggressive way of communication, especially in this age when there are real eunuchs.

Of course, it's not because Xu Ziyi scolded him, or Xu Ziyi was simply expressing his inner thoughts.Hou Jue practiced martial arts all year round, but he didn't eat much, so he was thin and beardless.In addition, he likes to hold back when he speaks in a hurry, making him more like a eunuch.

"The eunuch should serve your master well in your palace. No matter how bad someone looks at you, being a child molester is also a good thing."

A sneer appeared on Xu Ziyi's face. There are two kinds of people that people in the world look down on the most, one is shameless people who flatter and flatter, and the other is despicable people who don't speak morally.It just so happened that the Dongchang eunuch perfectly met these two criteria, so Xu Ziyi held great malice towards this eunuch who had followed him for a long time.

"Where are you* with your bad mouth?"

After calming down the boiling anger in his heart, Hou Jue was unambiguous. After all, he has never convinced anyone in terms of flirting. He sneered and cursed directly:

"Shemale face, brothel legs, and a sexy red body. Are you going to get married to your mother or marry your eunuch father? You attack other eunuchs when you come up. Is it because you can't do it with your family members for a hundred days? You feel inferior, so you can only use your dark heart to speculate on others?"

This scolding directly made Xu Ziyi stupid. He is not a fledgling young man. It is normal for people in the world to scold each other, but he can only say a few words about "a young man" at most. Shameless and obscene", he has never seen such a dirty, smelly and logical scolding like Hou Jue in his life.

"Small boy!"

After a long while, Xu Ziyi let out an angry roar, mounted his gun and charged at Hou Jue, his handsome face flushed red, "Shameless and obscene!"

"That's too inoffensive."

Zhou Li, who was standing upside down on a tree branch like a Japanese ninja, shook his head, and commented with a look of resentment: "This boy riding a horse was crushed when he came up, and his momentum was lost, so it's not easy to fight. "

"Horse riding?"

Tang Wan on the side was a little curious, "Why did you ask this man to ride a horse?"

"look."

Zhou Li pointed at Xu Ziyi, who was fighting with Hou Jue, and commented sharply: "He is riding a horse, and the spirit energy is transferred to the horse. So if we look at it the other way around, isn't it the horse riding him?"

On a hot day, Tang Wan shuddered when he heard Zhou Li's cold joke.

Speaking of the battle on the flat ground, it has reached a feverish stage.That Hou Jue wielded a thunderbolt stick with fierce force, and every sweep and wave was full of lightning flashes.Of course, he is only a fourth-rank stickman now, most of the lightning that he swung was bluffing, and only a few of the lightning were effective.

However, this is also a tactic.

"Your ass is cracked, don't look at the bleeding anymore!"

Accompanied by a shock, an electric baton hit Xu Ziyi's head directly. Xu Ziyi, who subconsciously wanted to cover his buttocks, immediately reacted and blocked the blow with a spear.Then his crotch suddenly went numb, and only then did he realize that the thunder light hitting the front door was all fake, and the following one was real.

Immediately, Xu Ziyi's face turned red, he gritted his teeth that were as white as splintered silver, and swung the spear vigorously, a spear's qi directly drew a semicircle, spinning towards Hou Jue's head.

Hou Jue only used three simple movements to retreat, lift his stick, and turn aside to easily deflect Xu Ziyi's powerful and heavy blow.Just when Hou Jue was about to ridicule the other party's bravery, suddenly, a glaring warning swept through his brain.

wrong! ! ! !
hum~
Hou Jue, who completely left his body to his instincts, threw himself forward with all his strength. With the sound of flesh and blood intertwining, a terrifying bloody mouth appeared on his back.After mobilizing most of the spiritual energy to stop the bleeding from the wound behind him, Hou Jue slowly stood up with a serious look on his face.

I saw that Xu Ziyi was holding a silver gun, stepping on a steed, and his blood-stained red clothes were floating like a raging fire.He raised the spear slightly, his eyes were full of sharp spiritual energy, and behind him, a light blue spirit body with a short spear swallowed was quietly suspended in mid-air.

Qi spirit!

"Hey, have you taken out everything from the bottom of the box?"

Zhou Li, who was squatting in the bushes, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Xu Ziyi who had a spirit behind him with great interest, "This Qi spirit looks pretty good."

People practice qi and psychic psychic, and spirit masters below the fifth rank generally only practice "qi", and only try to communicate with the "spirit" in the world until the qi in the body and the physical body are cultivated to the fifth rank. Finally get your own spirit.

Since there are tens of thousands of spirits in the world, the "spirits" in the body of the spiritual masters are also different, and it can even be said to be strange.Just like what Xu Ziyi was using at this time was a kind of gun spirit - a long and short spear.

"Holding a long gun and holding a short gun behind your back..."

Gently pointing his chin with his finger, Tang Wan's lovely cheeks were full of seriousness and solemnity, "Surprise, the gun shot without a trace, this little eunuch seems to have to delay."

Qi is needed to activate the spirit. In fact, according to Zhou Li, the spirit is a big move, and if you want to use it, you have to use mana (qi) to activate it.If there is not enough qi, the ultimate move will be terminated, and at the same time, it will be happy to mention kidney deficiency. After all, most spirit qi masters need qi to maintain strength.

"Okay, let's do it too."

Zhou Li swept away the fallen leaves on his body, stood up, and looked at the busy Thirteen Horse Bandits not far away.In fact, he had discovered long ago that the person who could really open the Fountain of Rebirth was not Xu Ziyi, but the Thirteen Taibao who was carrying the stone on his back.

"it is good."

Tang Wan also shook his stiff wrist. Neither of them had any intention of saving Hou Jue. After all, no one likes eunuchs in this world.

And he's also a talkative eunuch.

(End of this chapter)