Chapter 9
"Do you think you are Jin Yiwei?"
Hou Jue still remembered the words that the young man asked him with a cold face on that soft and sunny afternoon.
Hou Jue, who was deprived of his official position and demoted to a white body, was very calm. He stood in the sun and spoke with a calm voice.
"I think I am."
After finishing speaking, Hou Jue took off the brocade clothes on his body, threw the Xiuchun knife to the other party, and then turned and left.
Hou Jue knew early on that Jin Yiwei couldn't tolerate him. Maybe it was because his ability was too outstanding, or it could be because of his mouth that had repeatedly made outstanding achievements.As early as a long time ago, when he said the phrase "I'll give you some chaff, Lao Deng" at the party with Master Qianhu, Hou Jue knew that his career as Jinyiwei would not last long.
But what Hou Jue didn't expect was that the arrogant Qianhu, whom no one looked down upon, was not angry because of his words, but the newly appointed Xiao Baihu set him up, making him say the famous sentence unintentionally. "A parachutist is nothing but a braggart, nothing but getting lost", and finally pushed himself to the end under the signal of the dark-faced parachutist.
However, Hou Jue did not give up his ideal.
As a Jinyiwei who was deprived of his official status and lost his spirit of dragon and tiger, Hou Jue did not go down all the way, finding a mountain to degenerate into a bandit thug.He chose what he wanted to do a long time ago.
Educate the rivers and lakes.
Yes, Hou Jue's dream is very lofty and abstract.His father was Hou Deguang, a well-known "Thunder Light Swordsman" in Jianghu. He met "Stick Wife" Li Gan during a dart robbery.
After several years of love and love, Hou Deguang and Li Jiao each passed on what they had learned throughout their life to Hou Jue after getting their son Hou Jue.
Then, they were found enemies by the officials who had been kidnapped before, and they used their own lives to teach Hou Jue a vivid lesson.
Jianghu affairs are very difficult.
Since then, Hou Jue, who was planning to join the Shuntian Escort Agency to travel the world, changed his mind. He felt that the people in the world are just a bunch of people who are justifiable and unreasonable.
Therefore, Hou Jue joined Jinyiwei, hoping to use the power of the government to correct the Jianghu.
As a result, he found out later that Jinyiwei was worse than Jianghu.
He found out early on that the horse bandits in the south were coming to Lingjiu Mountain to cause trouble, and he also passed the news to his former boss, who was the master Baihu who set up the trap.But in the face of the conclusive information, the hundred households just sneered, and there was no more to say.
Of course, Hou Jue had expected it a long time ago, or he went to Baihu just to cut off his thoughts.Now, he no longer expects to rely on the power of others to correct this disordered world.
Vulture Mountain, North Peak.
Overlooking the stunning scenery below the mountain, Hou Jue held a long stick in his left hand and a broken knife in his right hand, standing motionless on the raised strange rock, as stable as Mount Tai.
As a swordsman of the fourth rank, even if the spirit of dragon and tiger is deprived, Hou Jue has enough confidence to compete with the thirteen horse bandits in the dangerous terrain of the forest. The deadly bandits would never take the risk of bringing the horses to the top of the mountain, so Hou Jue just had to wait here quietly.
call.
Many people say that the wind is the breathing sound of the rivers and lakes, and the moment the wind blows, the rough smell of wine and sex penetrates into Hou Jue's sense of smell along the distance.He slowly opened his eyes, the stream of light flashed, and the splendor flew.
Ok?
Then, he saw Thirteen Hermes.
Um? ? ? ? ? ?
Looking at the horse bandit who was carrying the horse step by step, Hou Jue's aura that had been depressed for a long time suddenly froze, and then dissipated completely. Even the long stainless steel knife in his hand almost fell out of his grip.
The panicked Hou Jue staggered, turned over from the stone and fell to the ground, ignoring his left butt that was pierced by another sharp stone, and quickly hid in the dense forest beside him, looking at the horse bandits who were struggling on the road with a shocked face. .
No, you guys are playing so perverted?
The horse bandits usually practice [Shima Spiritual Technique], an ordinary spiritual technique of the third rank.Practicing this spiritual method can deepen the emotion between the horse and its owner, so that one person and one horse can communicate with each other.
At the same time, practitioners will also give part of their spiritual qi to the horses to strengthen their physical abilities and practice to the extreme, and even make "horses like flying boats that never stop" a reality.
But this is not the most important thing. The power of this spiritual method lies in the fact that this kind of spiritual blessing is mutual.In other words, as long as there is a horse by his side, the horse bandit can exert three or four points more than usual.
If it is a horse bandit without a horse, Hou Jue is completely confident that he will hit thirteen. After all, he is still a fourth-rank old man, and he is still practicing the superior spiritual method [Big Thunder and Lightning Stick].
You know, in the world of martial arts, spiritual techniques such as the thunder baton that can guide natural forces to attack the enemy are hard to buy, not to mention that Hou Jue also has the skill of a short sword.
But the problem is, he never expected that the group of Hermes directly carried their beloved war horses up the mountain.In this case, even if these horse bandits were unable to mount their horses to fight, the spiritual qi fed back to them by the horses could not be ignored.not to mention···
Looking at the handsome man in red and riding a tall blue-headed horse, Hou Jue's eyes flashed with astonishment.He had seen this person in the government's [Southern Bandit Book], his name was Xu Ziyi, he was the second head of the horse bandit gang Liutangkou, and a third-rank gun repairman.
But when Hou Jue saw the real person, he found that the opponent's strength seemed to be comparable to his own.
Fourth grade gun repair...
For a moment, Hou Jue hesitated, he is not an idiot, he knows his own strength.Although he is confident that he is invincible within the same level, but now he is a fourth-rank gun repairman with thirteen horse bandits ridden by war horses. If he really confronts the tough, he may go to see his parents tomorrow. .
Let's follow it first...
After a moment of doubt, Hou Jue chose to follow behind these people to see the situation. If he could catch the opponent's loopholes and give them a blow, it would be good. Therefore, behind Xu Ziyi who was acting secretly, another person started Latently followed up.
Yes, another one.
"Did you find this thing?"
Grasping the branch with one hand, Zhou Li, who was half-hanging in the leaves in a magical posture, lowered his head, looked at the girl crouching in the water, and said with a blank face, "Why are you following with a stick?"
His eyes fell on the man sneaking around in the grass ahead with a stick on his back. Zhou Li rubbed his chin, squinted his eyes and looked up and down for a moment, and then came to a conclusion.
"Like the eunuch of the East Factory."
"East Factory?"
Tang Wan was taken aback for a moment, and said blankly, "What's the matter?"
Zhou Li was amused, but not vaguely, turned over and landed lightly, then pointed to Hou Jue's weird walking posture, and said to Tang Wan beside him:
"This kid subconsciously spreads his hips when walking while squatting, and walks to the right. This is a typical eunuch's walking posture. Looking at his tracking techniques, it goes without saying that he must be the kind of official who kicks in the door to check the water meter every day. Master, I can only follow uprightly."
After finishing speaking, Zhou Li raised his chin, and said as a matter of course: "Think about it, the eunuch who works for the government checks the water meter every day, who else but the eunuch of Dongchang?"
"Oh~~~"
Tang Wan suddenly realized, and was immediately overwhelmed by Zhou Li's meticulous logic, "So that's it, I've been taught."
"But what does this eunuch from the East Factory want to do?"
Zhou Li became interested at this time. As the left and right arms of today's emperor, Jin Yiwei does not participate in the government and has no rank, but enjoys the same amount of dragon and tiger spirit as military generals.
Dongchang is directly under the emperor. Although they are not involved in the government and have no rank, the eunuchs in Dongchang can't get dragon and tiger energy, they can only practice spirit energy.Therefore, it is intriguing that the private Dongchang eunuch appeared in this place at this time.
"Is the day going to die today?"
Tang Guan's language is not astonishing, but it is just a sentence of Jiuzu Xiaoxiaole.Even Zhou Li at the side staggered and almost fell.
"You really dare to say that."
It's not that Zhou Li respects and loves the emperor and can't listen to bad words. After all, he is also a time traveler, but if this Ming became Qing, he would have found a chance to "be a king, a general, rather have a kind".
The main reason is that he really didn't expect that Tang Wan was really outspoken. He thought it was because of her low emotional intelligence before, but now it seems that she doesn't have a mouth at all.
"The main reason is that there are only so many possibilities."
Tang Wan took it for granted, "Look, the Past Life Spring has such a curative effect. Dongchang is the emperor's eagle dog. If you get in touch, the disease can only be cured by the emperor's past life spring. So it is very reasonable to send people from Dongchang to fetch the spring water. ah."
"No, no, no, that's a little unreasonable."
Zhou Li shook his head, and while showing a very high level of tracking skills, he analyzed it logically:
"Think about it, the emperor is the most powerful person in the world. If the emperor is sick and needs to be treated with the Fountain of Rebirth, would he just send such a useless eunuch to follow a group of horse bandits? Don't you think this is too cheap? Really? So, in fact, there is a high probability that the emperor is suffering from an ugly disease."
"Can't see anyone?"
Tang Wan seemed to be walking in the water, but there was no sound or splash, and even her traces were wiped out in the mist. She looked at Hou Jue in front of her, who looked like she was sticking a stick in her butt, and after thinking for a moment, she frowned and said:
"hemorrhoid?"
"almost."
Zhou Li nodded, but shook his head again, "But it's not private enough."
"I suspect it's an STD."
(End of this chapter)
"Do you think you are Jin Yiwei?"
Hou Jue still remembered the words that the young man asked him with a cold face on that soft and sunny afternoon.
Hou Jue, who was deprived of his official position and demoted to a white body, was very calm. He stood in the sun and spoke with a calm voice.
"I think I am."
After finishing speaking, Hou Jue took off the brocade clothes on his body, threw the Xiuchun knife to the other party, and then turned and left.
Hou Jue knew early on that Jin Yiwei couldn't tolerate him. Maybe it was because his ability was too outstanding, or it could be because of his mouth that had repeatedly made outstanding achievements.As early as a long time ago, when he said the phrase "I'll give you some chaff, Lao Deng" at the party with Master Qianhu, Hou Jue knew that his career as Jinyiwei would not last long.
But what Hou Jue didn't expect was that the arrogant Qianhu, whom no one looked down upon, was not angry because of his words, but the newly appointed Xiao Baihu set him up, making him say the famous sentence unintentionally. "A parachutist is nothing but a braggart, nothing but getting lost", and finally pushed himself to the end under the signal of the dark-faced parachutist.
However, Hou Jue did not give up his ideal.
As a Jinyiwei who was deprived of his official status and lost his spirit of dragon and tiger, Hou Jue did not go down all the way, finding a mountain to degenerate into a bandit thug.He chose what he wanted to do a long time ago.
Educate the rivers and lakes.
Yes, Hou Jue's dream is very lofty and abstract.His father was Hou Deguang, a well-known "Thunder Light Swordsman" in Jianghu. He met "Stick Wife" Li Gan during a dart robbery.
After several years of love and love, Hou Deguang and Li Jiao each passed on what they had learned throughout their life to Hou Jue after getting their son Hou Jue.
Then, they were found enemies by the officials who had been kidnapped before, and they used their own lives to teach Hou Jue a vivid lesson.
Jianghu affairs are very difficult.
Since then, Hou Jue, who was planning to join the Shuntian Escort Agency to travel the world, changed his mind. He felt that the people in the world are just a bunch of people who are justifiable and unreasonable.
Therefore, Hou Jue joined Jinyiwei, hoping to use the power of the government to correct the Jianghu.
As a result, he found out later that Jinyiwei was worse than Jianghu.
He found out early on that the horse bandits in the south were coming to Lingjiu Mountain to cause trouble, and he also passed the news to his former boss, who was the master Baihu who set up the trap.But in the face of the conclusive information, the hundred households just sneered, and there was no more to say.
Of course, Hou Jue had expected it a long time ago, or he went to Baihu just to cut off his thoughts.Now, he no longer expects to rely on the power of others to correct this disordered world.
Vulture Mountain, North Peak.
Overlooking the stunning scenery below the mountain, Hou Jue held a long stick in his left hand and a broken knife in his right hand, standing motionless on the raised strange rock, as stable as Mount Tai.
As a swordsman of the fourth rank, even if the spirit of dragon and tiger is deprived, Hou Jue has enough confidence to compete with the thirteen horse bandits in the dangerous terrain of the forest. The deadly bandits would never take the risk of bringing the horses to the top of the mountain, so Hou Jue just had to wait here quietly.
call.
Many people say that the wind is the breathing sound of the rivers and lakes, and the moment the wind blows, the rough smell of wine and sex penetrates into Hou Jue's sense of smell along the distance.He slowly opened his eyes, the stream of light flashed, and the splendor flew.
Ok?
Then, he saw Thirteen Hermes.
Um? ? ? ? ? ?
Looking at the horse bandit who was carrying the horse step by step, Hou Jue's aura that had been depressed for a long time suddenly froze, and then dissipated completely. Even the long stainless steel knife in his hand almost fell out of his grip.
The panicked Hou Jue staggered, turned over from the stone and fell to the ground, ignoring his left butt that was pierced by another sharp stone, and quickly hid in the dense forest beside him, looking at the horse bandits who were struggling on the road with a shocked face. .
No, you guys are playing so perverted?
The horse bandits usually practice [Shima Spiritual Technique], an ordinary spiritual technique of the third rank.Practicing this spiritual method can deepen the emotion between the horse and its owner, so that one person and one horse can communicate with each other.
At the same time, practitioners will also give part of their spiritual qi to the horses to strengthen their physical abilities and practice to the extreme, and even make "horses like flying boats that never stop" a reality.
But this is not the most important thing. The power of this spiritual method lies in the fact that this kind of spiritual blessing is mutual.In other words, as long as there is a horse by his side, the horse bandit can exert three or four points more than usual.
If it is a horse bandit without a horse, Hou Jue is completely confident that he will hit thirteen. After all, he is still a fourth-rank old man, and he is still practicing the superior spiritual method [Big Thunder and Lightning Stick].
You know, in the world of martial arts, spiritual techniques such as the thunder baton that can guide natural forces to attack the enemy are hard to buy, not to mention that Hou Jue also has the skill of a short sword.
But the problem is, he never expected that the group of Hermes directly carried their beloved war horses up the mountain.In this case, even if these horse bandits were unable to mount their horses to fight, the spiritual qi fed back to them by the horses could not be ignored.not to mention···
Looking at the handsome man in red and riding a tall blue-headed horse, Hou Jue's eyes flashed with astonishment.He had seen this person in the government's [Southern Bandit Book], his name was Xu Ziyi, he was the second head of the horse bandit gang Liutangkou, and a third-rank gun repairman.
But when Hou Jue saw the real person, he found that the opponent's strength seemed to be comparable to his own.
Fourth grade gun repair...
For a moment, Hou Jue hesitated, he is not an idiot, he knows his own strength.Although he is confident that he is invincible within the same level, but now he is a fourth-rank gun repairman with thirteen horse bandits ridden by war horses. If he really confronts the tough, he may go to see his parents tomorrow. .
Let's follow it first...
After a moment of doubt, Hou Jue chose to follow behind these people to see the situation. If he could catch the opponent's loopholes and give them a blow, it would be good. Therefore, behind Xu Ziyi who was acting secretly, another person started Latently followed up.
Yes, another one.
"Did you find this thing?"
Grasping the branch with one hand, Zhou Li, who was half-hanging in the leaves in a magical posture, lowered his head, looked at the girl crouching in the water, and said with a blank face, "Why are you following with a stick?"
His eyes fell on the man sneaking around in the grass ahead with a stick on his back. Zhou Li rubbed his chin, squinted his eyes and looked up and down for a moment, and then came to a conclusion.
"Like the eunuch of the East Factory."
"East Factory?"
Tang Wan was taken aback for a moment, and said blankly, "What's the matter?"
Zhou Li was amused, but not vaguely, turned over and landed lightly, then pointed to Hou Jue's weird walking posture, and said to Tang Wan beside him:
"This kid subconsciously spreads his hips when walking while squatting, and walks to the right. This is a typical eunuch's walking posture. Looking at his tracking techniques, it goes without saying that he must be the kind of official who kicks in the door to check the water meter every day. Master, I can only follow uprightly."
After finishing speaking, Zhou Li raised his chin, and said as a matter of course: "Think about it, the eunuch who works for the government checks the water meter every day, who else but the eunuch of Dongchang?"
"Oh~~~"
Tang Wan suddenly realized, and was immediately overwhelmed by Zhou Li's meticulous logic, "So that's it, I've been taught."
"But what does this eunuch from the East Factory want to do?"
Zhou Li became interested at this time. As the left and right arms of today's emperor, Jin Yiwei does not participate in the government and has no rank, but enjoys the same amount of dragon and tiger spirit as military generals.
Dongchang is directly under the emperor. Although they are not involved in the government and have no rank, the eunuchs in Dongchang can't get dragon and tiger energy, they can only practice spirit energy.Therefore, it is intriguing that the private Dongchang eunuch appeared in this place at this time.
"Is the day going to die today?"
Tang Guan's language is not astonishing, but it is just a sentence of Jiuzu Xiaoxiaole.Even Zhou Li at the side staggered and almost fell.
"You really dare to say that."
It's not that Zhou Li respects and loves the emperor and can't listen to bad words. After all, he is also a time traveler, but if this Ming became Qing, he would have found a chance to "be a king, a general, rather have a kind".
The main reason is that he really didn't expect that Tang Wan was really outspoken. He thought it was because of her low emotional intelligence before, but now it seems that she doesn't have a mouth at all.
"The main reason is that there are only so many possibilities."
Tang Wan took it for granted, "Look, the Past Life Spring has such a curative effect. Dongchang is the emperor's eagle dog. If you get in touch, the disease can only be cured by the emperor's past life spring. So it is very reasonable to send people from Dongchang to fetch the spring water. ah."
"No, no, no, that's a little unreasonable."
Zhou Li shook his head, and while showing a very high level of tracking skills, he analyzed it logically:
"Think about it, the emperor is the most powerful person in the world. If the emperor is sick and needs to be treated with the Fountain of Rebirth, would he just send such a useless eunuch to follow a group of horse bandits? Don't you think this is too cheap? Really? So, in fact, there is a high probability that the emperor is suffering from an ugly disease."
"Can't see anyone?"
Tang Wan seemed to be walking in the water, but there was no sound or splash, and even her traces were wiped out in the mist. She looked at Hou Jue in front of her, who looked like she was sticking a stick in her butt, and after thinking for a moment, she frowned and said:
"hemorrhoid?"
"almost."
Zhou Li nodded, but shook his head again, "But it's not private enough."
"I suspect it's an STD."
(End of this chapter)
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