Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 293 An old joke is that two hundred and five plus three eight plus two equals two hundred and nine.

"calm down!"

Tang Wan, who was like a cat and a worm, successfully saved himself. He jumped up and down next to Zhou Li and comforted him: "Look at the best, at least you do have masculine charm."

"The charm that attracts men is also considered charm."

This time, Zhou Li didn't even think about hanging Tang Wan up and beating him.He covered his head and said painfully: "No, why? Why can such a handsome genius like me only attract male coppers? Why? Why can't there be any cute girls who can see my beautiful nature and send out love to me?" Confession of youth? Why am I still being baptized by men in a different city?"

"also?"

Zhuge Qing frowned, retreated behind everyone, and his eyes became sharp.

"The Daoist doesn't know something."

Already accustomed to Zhuge Qing's elusiveness, Tang Wan jumped to her side, grinned and said happily: "There was a boy in Beiliang who confessed his love to Zhou Li before. After being rejected, he stalked and beat Zhou Li for about half a year. Li was so frightened that he didn’t go to the cafeteria for half a year and entered class through the back door like a thief.”

"die."

"okay."

Knowing that he would not live long after exposing Zhou Li's sadness, Tang Wan jumped onto the bed and lay there waiting for death.

"Taoist Master, when did you arrive?"

Zhou Li sat dejectedly on the edge of the bed and asked without raising his head.

"[Yes, why? Why can such a handsome genius like me only attract male coppers?] It's time."

Zhuge Qing put the cake in his hand on the table nearby and said with a faint smile.

"You're not going to record it, are you?"

Zhou Li said with a pale face.

Zhuge Qing's eyes wandered, he coughed and then said: "Xiao Dao is a practitioner."

"Then it's recorded."

Zhou Li lay on the bed in pain, with the quilt covering his head. He waved his hands and said weakly: "Okay, everyone, go out. Just treat me as dead."

"Master Zhou, stop making trouble."

Zhuge Qing reluctantly lifted Zhou Li's quilt and sat on a chair nearby. His beautiful body wrapped in white Taoist robes was made even more beautiful by the sunlight.

"Xiaobai, what's going on over there now?"

Zhou Li sighed and asked.

"I have clearly rejected these people, but they still don't give up."

Yun Baibai said distressedly: "I don't know much about this aspect. I never encountered this kind of situation when I was in Beiliang. I didn't know what to do for a while."

Needless to say, at least Li Zi Ban has gone to the extreme in ensuring that Yun Baibai remains single.After all, no one would have a bad thought about the only sane person in a group of brutes.Can
When they arrived in Beijing, Yun Baibai, a local girl with great potential, was naturally the favorite in the eyes of this group of imperial students. Yun Baibai, who had never experienced such behavior as proposing marriage, was naturally confused. She only knew how to refuse and subconsciously fled to Beijing. Zhou Li's side.

but···
Is this difficult to live in Zhou Li?
"The fastest and most convenient solution is to arrange a fake lover for Yun Baibai."

Zhou Li opened his mouth and said calmly: "Let's not talk about it once and for all. At least it can block most people. After all, no matter how shameless you are, you can't take away people's favor, at least not on the surface."

Hearing this, Yun Baibai's eyes suddenly shone, his red lips slightly opened, and he looked at Zhou Li expectantly.

"What do you think?"

Zhou Li looked at Yun Baibai, thought for a while, and said, "It depends on your thoughts on this matter. Don't worry, it's just an act. I'm helping you block those who want to marry you. It won't be fake."

"me···"

Yun Baibai was stunned by the huge surprise. She looked at Zhou Li, her face flushed with shame, and she whispered softly and delicately: "If that's the case... I can do it."

"Okay, Qianyun, now as Yun Baibai's husband to be married, you must protect Yun Baibai and block those leprosy treasures for her."

Zhou Li made a decision immediately.

what?
Everyone was stunned, except for Tang Wan, who was lying on his back with a "Sure enough" expression on his face, snickering with his eyes closed.

It's not without reason that Zhou Li can be a young boy for more than [-] years.

"Why so surprised?"

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, sat up straight, and said matter-of-factly: "Tang Wan is mentally retarded, and the Taoist priest is a cultivator who cannot fall in love, so only Qianyun is qualified for this job, otherwise?"

"not me?"

Zhu Qianyun pointed at herself and said in shock: "I'm not a lesbian."

After saying this, the silence in the air became even more awkward. "I really am not."

Zhu Qianyun looked at everyone's distrustful expressions and said aggrievedly: "I like Guan'er, not a girl."

"what is it now."

Zhou Li spread his hands and said helplessly: "We can't let Joan of Arc come, right?"

"It's not impossible."

Nodding, Jeanne d'Arc smiled and said, "In France, gorgeous sparks of love can also arise between beautiful girls."

"You are [-] meters tall, but you are essentially a horse race girl with a zombie appearance. You and Xiaobai can only create plasma electromagnetic cannons by rubbing against each other."

Zhou Li complained, then looked at Zhu Qianyun and said, "So, Qianyun, do me a favor."

"It's not impossible to help."

Zhu Qianyun sighed and smiled helplessly: "Brother Zhou Li, haven't you ever considered going into battle in person?"

"I?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, while Yun Baibai on the side had already looked at Zhu Qianyun with admiration, his eyes as bright as stars.

"forget it."

Zhou Li smiled in relief, waved his hand, and said calmly: "My reputation is bad enough, don't let Xiaobai suffer the same fate."

Hearing this, everyone was amazed and said:
What a convincing reason.

"I...I'm fine."

Yun Baibai still wanted to fight for it, she clenched her hands and said hard: "If it is Mr. Zhou, I can do it."

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, blinked, and then after a brief silence, he said quietly:

"Although I am ashamed to say it, I have been ordered to be innocent by the super zombie. I am embarrassed to do this."

"what?"

Yun Baibai was stunned.

"Let me do it."

Zhu Qianyun sighed softly and said, "Xiao Bai, from now on, you and I will be treated as if we are engaged. You can just walk with me on weekdays."

"Huh? Then Guan'er..."

Yun Baibai was a little worried. After all, in her eyes, Tang Wan and Zhu Qianyun just had to find a good time to tie a red string and get married. If Zhu Qianyun pretended to be her lover, would Tang Wan have any bad thoughts?

Turning their heads and looking at Tang Wan who was studying with Zhou Li on how to put the excavated soil into his trousers and take it out, Yun Baibai and Zhu Qianyun fell into silence.

Why did these two people's intelligence decline so obviously when they came together?

The next day, Master Cen was pleasantly surprised to find that Yun Baibai was no longer the pitiful person in the last row. Finally, he was not challenged by Zhou Li and others to challenge Master's authority again.

Then, she was even more surprised to discover...
I have a lesbian!

And there are three!

"Another one."

In the dark room, Xu Teda closed his eyes tightly and counted down the time silently in his heart.At this moment, a heavy popping sound sounded in his ears.

It was obvious that the two monsters had taken action again.Although he didn't know the identity of this new unlucky guy, from the sound of his voice, he probably wasn't that small.

"How could it be him?"

Master Hong's unique rough voice sounded, and he muttered to himself as if he couldn't believe what he was seeing.

"Why him?"

"Who?"

Xu Teda couldn't hold back and asked curiously.

"Zhou Li, of course it's Zhou Li...why is it him..."

Subconsciously, Master Hong replied.And the entire dark room fell into a deathly silence.

(End of this chapter)