Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 294 The man whose lies were stolen (two in one)

Hug left and right, and enjoy the blessings of everyone.

It's Zhu Qianyun he's talking about.

Zhou Li?

It's just the Rat Man in the corner, so unfamiliar.

Glancing at Zhou Li who was sitting on the cushion in the corner tinkering with something, Cen Shu, who was giving a lecture, suddenly sighed and said, "Classmate Zhou, do you have any objections to me? Or is Beiliang Taixue better than us going to Beijing?" Some, my classes can’t attract you?”

In an instant, everyone's eyes focused on Zhou Li.Zhou Li was like the Rat Man shrouded in the spotlight, the Joker caught upstairs by the Dark Knight, or Gui Daozi hiding in the toilet to eat, he was at a loss and full of shock.

Ah I?
none of my business?

You don't care about the three girls next to me having sex with each other, why are you here to tease me?
"No, you are worrying too much."

Although Zhou Li was very puzzled, he still replied politely: "I also skip classes at Beiliang Imperial Academy."

What Cen Shu wanted to say later was suppressed immediately.

Cen Shu looked at Zhou Li blankly, coughed after a brief brain short-circuit, and said, "Zhou Li, what is your understanding of Ling Qi?"

"Cognition?"

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, "To Lingqi?"

"Correct."

Nodding, Cen Shu regained her expression and said, "Everyone has a different understanding of Lingqi. Zhou Li, I want to hear your thoughts."

"Ling Qi."

Zhou Li thought for a while and said, "Sick?"

These two words are more shocking than standing on the road and calling me an idiot.

No, what does being sickly mean?

"Wait a minute, classmate Zhou Li, did I hear correctly?"

Cen Shu's eyes twitched and she couldn't believe her ears for a moment, "Zhou Li, say it again."

"Sickly."

Zhou Li sat upright and said righteously: "Due to congenital physical problems, I am too weak and have delayed development. I am weak in everything I do and do not fight or compete. What is this if I am not weak?"

Tang Wan on the side lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders.

Hey, that's quite complete.

Cen Shu laughed angrily. She looked at Zhou Li and gritted her teeth and said, "Classmate Zhou's understanding of Lingqi is quite interesting... Then I want to ask you, do you think your weak Lingqi is a good thing?" bad?"

"its not bad, right."

Zhou Li nodded and said, "She is more considerate of me, which reduces a lot of burden."

This is some kind of plot where the mother-in-law catches the mistress for raping her and the son-in-law brazenly says that she is gentler than your daughter.

Wait a moment.

Suddenly, Zhou Li's pupils tightened, and he realized that something was wrong with his condition.No matter how happy and comedian I am, there is no way I would say this kind of thing to others.

Tang Wan on the side had already noticed something was wrong. She looked at Zhou Li and asked him what was wrong with her eyes.

Zhou Li looked back at him with a look that he didn't know but needed rescue.

Tang Wan suddenly understood.

No, something is wrong with Zhou Li and we need to help him out!

Making a decisive decision, Tang Wan suddenly raised his hand, leaving Cen Shu, who was about to educate Zhou Li, stunned for a moment.She looked at Tang Wan and said hesitantly: "Classmate Tang...what can I do for you?"

Zhou Li gritted his teeth at this time and tried hard not to speak.He found that he was in an extremely weird state at this time, and there was no way he could talk nonsense like before. If he said something that he shouldn't say, he was afraid that Tang Wan's head would fall to the ground.Thinking of this, he quickly made a mouth gesture to Tang Wan on the side.

Save me.

Tang Wan stood up and gave a reassuring look. Then, under the gaze of many students, she calmly walked to Zhou Li, took out a handkerchief and covered Zhou Li's face.Following Zhou Li's wonderful twitching, Tang Wan dragged the fainting Zhou Li and said calmly:
"Teacher, Zhou Li fainted and needs to rest."

?

When a question mark appears in my head, it is not me who has a problem, but your problem.

Cen Shu wanted to say something, but due to the identity of Zhou Li, Tang Wan and others in Beiliang, she couldn't say anything. Anyway, these people would have to leave in half a month. She simply took a deep breath and said coldly: "Then take him back to his dormitory. Also, let him pay attention to his body and don't overindulge."

It was obvious that Cen Shu regarded Zhou Li as the kind of playboy who wandered among flowers.

"You have a weak kidney!"

Zhou Li woke up suddenly and responded subconsciously.Tang Wan's pupils suddenly tightened, and a handkerchief stained with potion was placed directly over his face, knocking him out completely.

"Back to the light."

Tang Wan raised his head and said to Cen Shu with an innocent face, "Understand."

"roll."

"okay."

Dragging the back of Zhou Li's neck, Tang Wan skipped out of the class.Only Yun Baibai and Zhu Qianyun were left messy in the wind.

no, what happened?
What about my teammates?

After a moment, facing Cen Shu's unkind gaze, the good girl Yun Baibai sat up straight, like a primary school student.Zhu Qianyun sat upright as well. After all, practicing martial arts all day long, it was necessary to sit upright.

Soon, after Cen Shu absent-mindedly said that class was over, the Lingqi class ended peacefully.Just as Zhou Li had expected, just after Cen Shu left the classroom, those people who had originally been rejected by Yun Baibai quickly gathered around him.They just wanted to have a meal together, or watch a movie while admiring the moon.

For a moment, Yun Baibai was at a loss again. Just when she was about to speak, she saw a figure covering her.

"Everyone, please don't play Yun Baibai's ideas from now on."

Zhu Qianyun stood indifferently in front of Yun Baibai, held Yun Baibai's hand, and said calmly: "She is mine. If you still know your integrity, please don't disturb her anymore."

"what?"

Those men were stunned. They didn't expect that Yun Baibai's famous flower had a master.What they didn't expect was that Yun Baibai's flower would be picked off by another flower.

Although same-sex love was not uncommon in the Ming Dynasty, it was still not on the table.So a few of the gentler people chose to leave after learning about this, but others were not prepared to give in.

"My slender lady, the gentleman is so arrogant."

A man with tied hair stepped forward, holding a folding fan, and said to Zhu Qianyun with a smile: "I am Liu Hongyu, the son of the Yushi of Youqiandu. It is natural law and human morality for me to admire Miss Yun. As a daughter, you should not compete with me for Miss Yun." , don’t humiliate yourself, please step aside.”

"Ugh."

Zhu Qianyun suddenly sighed, as if he was sorry.The man named Liu Hongyu thought that Zhu Qianyun had chosen to give in. Just when he was about to take a step forward to squeeze Zhu Qianyun away, he was suddenly hit by a huge force in the chest. His whole body flew out instantly and hit the ground straight.

"pity."

Zhu Qianyun stretched out his hand indifferently, hooked it slightly, and the black dragon scales flashed by the corner of his eyes.The invisible Heiqi pulled the frightened Liu Hongyu to Zhu Qianyun. She looked down at Liu Hongyu and said indifferently:
"You're lucky, neither of them are here. Facing you, the standard cannon fodder defined by Brother Zhou, I really don't have any tricks to scare others with you." "So..."

With a twist of his right hand, Liu Hongyu was hung directly by the window.Although he clearly possesses a third-grade spiritual energy, he has no room to struggle in front of Zhu Qianyun.Liu Hongyu was trembling and drooping his head. Fear made him unable to move. He could only mutter to himself about his father's identity.

"Let's defeat ten with one force."

Zhu Qianyun looked coldly at the people around her. Suddenly, these people were eroded by an indescribable sense of oppression, while Yun Baibai behind her only felt a warm sense of security.

"His father is the censor of Youqiandu... If you do this... you will go to jail."

A man bravely stood up. He looked at the cold girl in front of him, trembled and said, "You can't do this, take action... Taixue won't let you do it."

"I finally experienced what Brother Zhou always said about pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger."

Zhu Qianyun muttered softly, and then she directly took Yun Baibai's hand, ignoring the strange looks from the people around her, and left the classroom calmly.

"Is it okay."

Yun Baibai was a little hesitant. She looked at Zhu Qianyun in front of her and said worriedly: "The censor of Youqiandu is a fourth-grade official. If he turns his anger on Sister Qianyun, wouldn't it..."

Yun Baibai's father has always taught her that people should not fight with officials. After all, in this era, power is more powerful than wealth.Therefore, her father always wanted her to contact the officialdom through Taixue to see if she could get an official position as a woman.So after learning that the father of the boy who was beaten was the censor of Youqiandu, she became a little worried.

"Do you know how the last Yushi of Youqiandu was dismissed?"

After stopping, Zhu Qianyun sighed, somewhat helplessly and lovingly, he straightened Yun Baibai's somewhat scattered long hair at the temples, and asked.

"Ah, I don't know."

Yun Baibai shook his head and said cutely: "There is no official in my family. I don't know about this."

"He collided with my father. My father broke his legs and threw him in front of the emperor. Then he was dismissed."

After a pause and looking at the surprised Yun Baibai, Zhu Qianyun said with a complicated expression:
"My father, Prince Han."

After saying this, Zhu Qianyun immediately covered his face in shyness, regretting why he had said these provocative words.She didn't expect that these words would be so arrogant and shameful.

It's all Zhou Li's fault!
She felt inexplicably ashamed when she recalled that not long ago, Zhou Li had nudged her to find an opportunity to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger every day, and then arrogantly said: "My father, Prince Han." These five characters.

"Wow, King of Han..."

The red lips were slightly parted, and Yun Baibai's little face was full of surprise.She didn't become flattered or awed because of this, she just lamented that Zhu Qianyun didn't look like a girl from the prince's family.I just feel that this sister Qianyun is heroic and gives people a sense of peace of mind, more like a general from Humen.

"Okay, okay, let's go eat and don't talk about this again."

Covering his face, the blush between his fingers proved that Zhu Qianyun was in a state of shame.Now she just wanted to find Tang Wan quickly, hug him and suck him hard to relieve her pressure.

"Ok~"

Yun Baibai nodded and said with a smile: "Sister Qianyun, let's go."

"Zhou Li, please spare me."

Half-kneeling in front of Zhou Li, Tang Wan said affectionately: "It's not easy for me to survive at such a young age. Please forgive me for my crime."

Lying on the bed, the weak Zhou Li stretched out his hand and pointed at Tang Wan, his hoarse voice was as weak as if he had been given two kilograms of aphrodisiac and thrown into a pig pen.

"You damn thing, you're killing a pig and you used half a bottle of medicine..."

Just now, in order to make Zhou Li feel natural and obedient, Tang Wan drank half of a bottle of Mongolian perspiration medicine. The handkerchief was crystallized, so he almost poured it into Zhou Li's mouth.Zhou Li now felt as if he had been raped by ten elephants, his whole body was limp and weak, and he was still a little sore.

"Who knew you could wake up from the amount of medicine that would normally stun four people."

At this point, Tang Wan also felt a little aggrieved: "You suddenly pretended to be a corpse. I was afraid that the amount of medicine was not enough, so I added a little more. This is normal."

"Did you pour half the bottle on top? Is this called a little bit?"

This sentence made Zhou Li almost stand up in anger.

"Okay, it's okay. This sweat medicine will not leave any side effects. I used it to treat insomnia before. Don't worry."

After rubbing Zhou Li's shoulder, Tang Wan said flatteringly: "Please spare my life, Mr. Zhou. We will definitely handle this kind of thing steadily next time without leaving any future troubles."

"for example?"

Zhou Li suddenly became vigilant.

"Put aphrodisiac next time."

After knocking his head and giving a malicious and cute hee, Tang Wan said with a smile, "This way your performance will make everyone think you are really crazy."

"Haha, shit."

Zhou Li laughed in anger, "If you dare to give me an aphrodisiac, believe it or not, we brothers won't be able to do it."

"Isn't it?"

"I'll turn you into a crossbow!"

"I was wrong."

Just when Tang Wan was about to kneel down and beg for mercy, Zhu Qianyun entered the house with Yun Baibai like a savior.As soon as they entered the room, the two people saw Tang Fugui who was respectfully preparing to kowtow to Master Zhou.

"what happened?"

Zhu Qianyun subconsciously pulled Tang Wan into his arms, enjoying the girl's unique breath and soft body. She asked curiously: "Brother Zhou, what happened to you just now."

"I had an accident."

Mentioning this matter, Zhou Li's face suddenly darkened, "During the time just now, I lost my lie."

"Lose the lie?"

Zhu Qianyun was stunned for a moment, and Tang Wan was also a little confused. He didn't understand what was going on for a while.

"I can only say what's on my mind, I can't hide my intentions."

Shaking his head, Zhou Li frowned and said, "It's like..."

"It's like it was stolen."

Zhuge Qing opened the door, holding the lazy black cat in his arms.She looked at Zhou Li, with a hint of solemnity in her cold eyes: "Mr. Zhou, it seems that the snake demon you mentioned struck first."

"Snake demon..."

Zhou Li narrowed his eyes and whispered thoughtfully: "How can they steal my lies?"

"I have a guess."

Zhuge Qing paused for a moment, and then slowly said under the gaze of everyone: "I once read an ancient book in a temple called Jinshan Temple. There are two monsters recorded in the middle of the ancient book."

"In ancient times, there were snake monsters, twins. The white snake had the ability to devour luck and destiny, and the green snake had the ability to change his appearance. The two of them once stole the half-immortal destiny of Xu Xian, a Taoist. When they were about to become immortals, they were killed by Jinshan Temple. The host notices and suppresses it with a high tower, so that it will never cause harm to the world."

"I think the monster we are tracking down should be these two snake monsters, one green and one white."

(End of this chapter)