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Chapter 298 It’s called a wet dream
"What are you looking at? Never seen a black cat?"
The black cat glanced at his mouth and curled up on Tang Wan's pillow, his white claws like snowflakes.
"This is the first time I've seen a black cat that can talk."
Zhou Li looked up and down at the lazy black cat in front of him, and for a moment he couldn't tell if he was still dreaming.He thought for a moment and stretched out his hand...
Snapped.
After easily blocking Zhou Li's right hand, Tang Wan sneered.
"Ow!!!!"
After Zhou Li pinched his face with his left hand, Tang Wan immediately let out a miserable cry, proving that he was not dreaming.
"It's not a dream."
Zhou Li looked blankly at the black cat in front of him and murmured.
"Can you stop pinching me?"
Tang Wan said pitifully with tears in his eyes.
"Don't aim at my lower body with the needle!"
Zhou Li gritted his teeth and grabbed Tang Wan's restless hand.
"hey-hey."
Tang Wan blinked and pretended to be dumbfounded.
"So, are you done?"
The black cat licked its paws and looked at the two living treasures in front of it. Its delicate voice was like a child's, "Don't you consider communicating with a magical black cat that can talk?"
"Oh."
Zhou Li nodded, then stretched out his hand to pick up the astonished black cat. Before the black cat could get angry, Zhou Li rubbed it with ease, and the black cat suddenly purred happily.
"Even the magical black cat can't stop my super cat masturbation skills."
With a sneer, Zhou Li increased his strength, and the black cat immediately spread its limbs comfortably, its eyes blurred.
"Male and female?"
Somewhat curious, Zhou Li picked up the dizzy black cat with his paws.
Tang Wan took one look and said decisively: "Mother."
"Oh."
Zhou Li nodded, but he didn't care. After all, it was just a cat. What could he do?The black cat also came to his senses at this time. He was silent for a moment, and then hit Zhou Li backward with a cat punch.
"Speak the truth!"
The black cat jumped on the table and said through gritted teeth: "Stop making trouble!!!"
A carp sat upright on the bed. Zhou Li looked at the black cat curiously and asked, "So, you are a monster?"
"No."
Black Cat shook his head.
"Ghost?"
Black Cat shook his head impatiently.
"Then what are you?"
Zhou Li scratched his head, a little puzzled: "Brother Ni?"
"Although I don't understand what it means, my instinct tells me it's not a good word."
The black cat rolled his eyes at Zhou Li, stood up, raised his head, and said proudly: "I am Xiangrui."
"Auspicious?"
Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked at each other. Indeed, in the Ming Dynasty, black cats were called black cats and were a symbol of auspiciousness.And the black cat with white paws and black body in front of me is even better.
But it is rare to see a black cat who calls himself auspicious.
"Did you dream?" The black cat looked at the two people and asked Zhou Li directly: "Did you just dream?"
"You move your hands and feet?"
Zhou Li narrowed his eyes and leaned forward slightly.
"Meet the mysterious cat and predict the future."
The black cat stretched its body, looking particularly elegant and mysterious in the dark night. "This is just a revelation given to you by God. I am just letting you see the revelation."
"You mean, my dream will come true?"
Zhou Li asked.
"Revelation is not a prophecy. If you really want to tell your fortune, you have to find your Taoist priest."
The black cat chuckled lightly and said: "The method of divination can indeed rob the destiny and know the past and the future. But the method of divination itself is an incompatible method. If you use it too much, no one knows what will happen. What."
"But I'm different."
Jumping onto Zhou Li's lap, the black cat raised its head, its golden eyes reflecting Zhou Li's appearance.With a mysterious smile, she whispered: "The revelation I bring you is given to you by destiny."
"You mean, Tang Wan in his intelligent form is suspended in mid-air and says how many floors a bag of rice can carry is a gift from God?"
Zhou Li had a strange expression, "The destiny is Uchiha Great Compassionate Bodhisattva?"
"what?"
Black Cat's head sank and he was a little confused. Zhou Li's words immediately killed the atmosphere.
"Anyway, you're here to help us?"
Zhou Li lifted the black cat in front of him and asked, "Then what do you want?"
"Help me save someone."
The black cat's tail swung around. Tang Wan tried to catch the tail, but failed.
"Save who?"
Zhou Li asked.
"Unable to speak."
The black cat's face showed helplessness, "He was taken away from his identity and name. Even if I tell you, you don't know who it is. It may also arouse their vigilance."
"You know someone who was wiped from existence?"
Zhou Li was suddenly a little surprised, while Tang Wan on the side was a little confused and couldn't understand the words of one person and one cat.
"Divination predicts destiny, but when a person's existence is erased, even Zhuge Qing cannot find their traces."
Glancing at Zhou Li, Black Cat said in a complicated tone: "But what I didn't expect was that you could also recall people whose existence was erased. I thought you just had a complicated and wonderful destiny, but I didn't expect you. There are also ways to observe fortune.”
"Can't understand."
Zhou Li was a little confused, and his state was similar to that of Tang Wan on the side.
"In short, Zhuge Qing's Taoism is to predict the future by observing the changes in the heaven and earth. And I am observing the fate line that connects all things in the world."
The black cat, who gently pressed Zhou Li's knees with his paws and stepped on the breasts unconsciously, said seriously: "She is a fortune teller, and I am a scientific observer. This is the difference between her and me."
"So, what you mean is..."
Zhou Li was a little hesitant, he probably understood what the black cat meant.Although Zhuge Qing's divination method is simple and crude, it is feared by the destiny. Sometimes it will cause bad things and it is easy to be deceived.
The revelation of the black cat is relatively difficult. After all, it is extremely difficult to find the most correct one among thousands of fate lines.But this ability is difficult to deceive and will not be rejected by destiny.
Vigorous efforts produce miracles and slow work produces meticulous work?
Zhou Li's thoughts were a little wandering.
"Adopt...no, worship me!"
The black cat suddenly crawled onto Zhou Li and expressed her bitterness: "That smelly Taoist priest of yours plays with me every day, holds me in his arms and ravages me in all kinds of ways. She won't let me eat meat, saying that domestic cats should treat me with compassion." Embrace! Oh my god! I am a cat. What do cats eat if they don’t eat meat? Green vegetables, cabbage and potatoes. Whose cat will be laughed at by stray cats for a whole year after eating this kind of thing? And she is hugged and posed for photos every day like a pervert. Shi Bu lets me go, and takes me to pose for photos and talk about practicing her skills when she has no time. She also asks me to test her luck in love from time to time, doesn’t she know how to do it herself? Let me test, and I will test her fate!!!!”
"That's really too much."
Tang Guan on the side nodded and said with empathy: "It is really sinful not to be allowed to eat meat."
With such a long list of feelings, you will hear the meat, right? (End of chapter)
The black cat glanced at his mouth and curled up on Tang Wan's pillow, his white claws like snowflakes.
"This is the first time I've seen a black cat that can talk."
Zhou Li looked up and down at the lazy black cat in front of him, and for a moment he couldn't tell if he was still dreaming.He thought for a moment and stretched out his hand...
Snapped.
After easily blocking Zhou Li's right hand, Tang Wan sneered.
"Ow!!!!"
After Zhou Li pinched his face with his left hand, Tang Wan immediately let out a miserable cry, proving that he was not dreaming.
"It's not a dream."
Zhou Li looked blankly at the black cat in front of him and murmured.
"Can you stop pinching me?"
Tang Wan said pitifully with tears in his eyes.
"Don't aim at my lower body with the needle!"
Zhou Li gritted his teeth and grabbed Tang Wan's restless hand.
"hey-hey."
Tang Wan blinked and pretended to be dumbfounded.
"So, are you done?"
The black cat licked its paws and looked at the two living treasures in front of it. Its delicate voice was like a child's, "Don't you consider communicating with a magical black cat that can talk?"
"Oh."
Zhou Li nodded, then stretched out his hand to pick up the astonished black cat. Before the black cat could get angry, Zhou Li rubbed it with ease, and the black cat suddenly purred happily.
"Even the magical black cat can't stop my super cat masturbation skills."
With a sneer, Zhou Li increased his strength, and the black cat immediately spread its limbs comfortably, its eyes blurred.
"Male and female?"
Somewhat curious, Zhou Li picked up the dizzy black cat with his paws.
Tang Wan took one look and said decisively: "Mother."
"Oh."
Zhou Li nodded, but he didn't care. After all, it was just a cat. What could he do?The black cat also came to his senses at this time. He was silent for a moment, and then hit Zhou Li backward with a cat punch.
"Speak the truth!"
The black cat jumped on the table and said through gritted teeth: "Stop making trouble!!!"
A carp sat upright on the bed. Zhou Li looked at the black cat curiously and asked, "So, you are a monster?"
"No."
Black Cat shook his head.
"Ghost?"
Black Cat shook his head impatiently.
"Then what are you?"
Zhou Li scratched his head, a little puzzled: "Brother Ni?"
"Although I don't understand what it means, my instinct tells me it's not a good word."
The black cat rolled his eyes at Zhou Li, stood up, raised his head, and said proudly: "I am Xiangrui."
"Auspicious?"
Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked at each other. Indeed, in the Ming Dynasty, black cats were called black cats and were a symbol of auspiciousness.And the black cat with white paws and black body in front of me is even better.
But it is rare to see a black cat who calls himself auspicious.
"Did you dream?" The black cat looked at the two people and asked Zhou Li directly: "Did you just dream?"
"You move your hands and feet?"
Zhou Li narrowed his eyes and leaned forward slightly.
"Meet the mysterious cat and predict the future."
The black cat stretched its body, looking particularly elegant and mysterious in the dark night. "This is just a revelation given to you by God. I am just letting you see the revelation."
"You mean, my dream will come true?"
Zhou Li asked.
"Revelation is not a prophecy. If you really want to tell your fortune, you have to find your Taoist priest."
The black cat chuckled lightly and said: "The method of divination can indeed rob the destiny and know the past and the future. But the method of divination itself is an incompatible method. If you use it too much, no one knows what will happen. What."
"But I'm different."
Jumping onto Zhou Li's lap, the black cat raised its head, its golden eyes reflecting Zhou Li's appearance.With a mysterious smile, she whispered: "The revelation I bring you is given to you by destiny."
"You mean, Tang Wan in his intelligent form is suspended in mid-air and says how many floors a bag of rice can carry is a gift from God?"
Zhou Li had a strange expression, "The destiny is Uchiha Great Compassionate Bodhisattva?"
"what?"
Black Cat's head sank and he was a little confused. Zhou Li's words immediately killed the atmosphere.
"Anyway, you're here to help us?"
Zhou Li lifted the black cat in front of him and asked, "Then what do you want?"
"Help me save someone."
The black cat's tail swung around. Tang Wan tried to catch the tail, but failed.
"Save who?"
Zhou Li asked.
"Unable to speak."
The black cat's face showed helplessness, "He was taken away from his identity and name. Even if I tell you, you don't know who it is. It may also arouse their vigilance."
"You know someone who was wiped from existence?"
Zhou Li was suddenly a little surprised, while Tang Wan on the side was a little confused and couldn't understand the words of one person and one cat.
"Divination predicts destiny, but when a person's existence is erased, even Zhuge Qing cannot find their traces."
Glancing at Zhou Li, Black Cat said in a complicated tone: "But what I didn't expect was that you could also recall people whose existence was erased. I thought you just had a complicated and wonderful destiny, but I didn't expect you. There are also ways to observe fortune.”
"Can't understand."
Zhou Li was a little confused, and his state was similar to that of Tang Wan on the side.
"In short, Zhuge Qing's Taoism is to predict the future by observing the changes in the heaven and earth. And I am observing the fate line that connects all things in the world."
The black cat, who gently pressed Zhou Li's knees with his paws and stepped on the breasts unconsciously, said seriously: "She is a fortune teller, and I am a scientific observer. This is the difference between her and me."
"So, what you mean is..."
Zhou Li was a little hesitant, he probably understood what the black cat meant.Although Zhuge Qing's divination method is simple and crude, it is feared by the destiny. Sometimes it will cause bad things and it is easy to be deceived.
The revelation of the black cat is relatively difficult. After all, it is extremely difficult to find the most correct one among thousands of fate lines.But this ability is difficult to deceive and will not be rejected by destiny.
Vigorous efforts produce miracles and slow work produces meticulous work?
Zhou Li's thoughts were a little wandering.
"Adopt...no, worship me!"
The black cat suddenly crawled onto Zhou Li and expressed her bitterness: "That smelly Taoist priest of yours plays with me every day, holds me in his arms and ravages me in all kinds of ways. She won't let me eat meat, saying that domestic cats should treat me with compassion." Embrace! Oh my god! I am a cat. What do cats eat if they don’t eat meat? Green vegetables, cabbage and potatoes. Whose cat will be laughed at by stray cats for a whole year after eating this kind of thing? And she is hugged and posed for photos every day like a pervert. Shi Bu lets me go, and takes me to pose for photos and talk about practicing her skills when she has no time. She also asks me to test her luck in love from time to time, doesn’t she know how to do it herself? Let me test, and I will test her fate!!!!”
"That's really too much."
Tang Guan on the side nodded and said with empathy: "It is really sinful not to be allowed to eat meat."
With such a long list of feelings, you will hear the meat, right? (End of chapter)
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