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Chapter 299 No big problem
Chapter 299 No big problem
"I didn't stop her from eating meat."
In the room, Zhuge Qing was sitting on the edge of his bed, with his socks half rolled up in his hands, and his delicate and smooth bare feet resting on the edge of the bed, which were particularly dazzling in the sunlight.She raised her head in astonishment and said blankly: "Can't cats only eat fish?"
“Where did you read street stall literature?!”
Sitting on Zhou Li's head, the black cat's golden eyes were as wide as two little suns. The cat said with an aggrieved and unwilling face: "Cats eat fish? What kind of fish do cats eat?! I eat meat!"
"Then you will be happy when I feed you fish."
Zhuge Qing put on his socks, pressed the corners of his Taoist robe, and said with a chuckle: "What? Doesn't fish count as meat?"
"Hmph, sweet words."
Knowing that he was wrong, the black cat shrank back and muttered in a low voice: "How can a cat eat fish? I hate water the most."
"So, this is Tao Changqi's cat?"
Tang Wan sat on the chair, his chest pressed against the back of the chair, his calves dangling uncomfortably.
"Duplicate words, disgusting."
Zhou Li complained.
"You are the most disgusting."
Black Cat turned away in disgust.
"Just my partner."
Zhuge Qing smiled and waved to the black cat, saying softly: "Xiao Hei, come here."
"Humph."
The black cat purred and jumped into Zhou Li's arms, while Zhou Li subconsciously reached out and touched its chin.The black cat showed a provocative expression and mocked Zhuge Qing: "Rude woman, you are not even as good as his skills! How can I, the majestic black cat, live in such a depressed state for so long?"
"Ok?"
Zhuge Qing squinted his eyes, looked at the black cat in Zhou Li's arms with interest, and shook his head with a half-smile.She didn't say anything more, she just picked up the photo stone and put it into her arms, and then said to Zhou Li: "Mr. Zhou, Xiao Hei is naughty by nature and his words are a bit mean, but Mao Pin is also kind, so please trouble you. Help me take care of her."
"It's no problem to take care of her."
Zhou Li didn't think much about it. After all, Taoyao had raised a cat before and was used to taking care of cats himself.Moreover, this black cat feels very good when being petted, and it can also understand human speech. It can be said that it is the perfect cat for cat owners.
Just a little bit tongue-tied.
"Hmph, Zhou Li and I are also companions."
Shaking his head arrogantly, the black cat said angrily: "Zhou Li took care of me voluntarily, what does it have to do with you."
"Diagnosed as tsundere."
Zhou Li raised the black cat, pointed it at Zhuge Qing, and said seriously: "Xiao Hei, Tsundere has now withdrawn from the environment. Jiaojiao is the new development in the future and the new benchmark in the industry. I suggest you change to a new track. , change the attributes before it’s too late.”
Black Cat was confused.
She looked around and found that Zhuge Qing didn't understand what Zhou Li said either.When her eyes fell on Tang Wan aside, Black Cat was shocked and said:
"Do you understand?"
Tang Wan, who looked wise, nodded deeply and said confidently: "I understand."
"So what is he talking about?"
"It's time to eat."
Touching his belly, Tang Wan said firmly: "It's still time to eat now."
"fine."
Looking at the black cat that pointed at Tang Wan with its white paws and a confused face, Zhou Li said caringly after a brief silence: "She is a primary school student on the outside and a paramecium on the inside. Don't pay attention to it." "Ah."
Black Cat was still a little confused. She suddenly felt that she seemed more human than these three creatures.
At least I can't speak this language that humans can't understand.
"By the way, Mr. Zhou, you should have a martial arts class later."
Zhuge Qing tied up his long hair, holding the hairband on his cherry-red lips, looking unusually naive, "Put Xiao Hei here with me first, and then take her away after class."
"Then the Taoist priest will be in trouble."
Without thinking, Zhou Li put the confused black cat in Zhuge Qing's arms, slapped the cat's head hard and was about to leave when he bumped into the hill-like figures of Zhende and Zhen. The hills of Germany.
thump.
Face to face, Joan of Arc directly knocked Zhou Li into her arms. According to the general plot, Zhou Li should directly touch the two breasts with his face. His face would heat up under the other party's gentle concern, and he would feel the fragrance coming from the girl.
It's a pity that Joan of Arc's height of two meters has many restrictions. For example, Zhou Li needs to jump up if he wants to meet her surging breasts. Also, Joan of Arc's usual clothes are very simple and simple, with a hard French-style silver scale breastplate. It doesn't matter if you don't take it off all year round. Anyway, zombie girls don't have to worry about sweat.
Therefore, what was supposed to be a scene of welfare, ended up giving Zhou Li a magnetic field with a gravity of one million levels.
Zhou Li immediately took a break.
"Are you okay, Mr. Zhou?"
Jeanne hurriedly put aside the bottles and jars in her hands, rushed forward and helped Zhou Li up.
broken.
Being bumped into by Joan like this, Zhou Li suddenly felt a little uneasy. Soon, this uneasiness rushed straight to his Tianling Gai, came out, slapped him, laughed wildly, and got back into Zhou Li's brain. .
"Something happened."
Zhou Li nodded and said solemnly: "I'm now sure that my luck in love has completely disappeared when I was 11 years old. After all, the person who ran into me with a steamed bun in his mouth should be a beautiful girl and not that beast Tang Cen. Since then, After I met Tang Cen, the beautiful sisters who originally circled around me all circled around him. But after two rounds, they discovered that Tang Cen was an imbecile, so they treated me as imbecile No. [-]. Later, they even said that we were swordsmen. Since then, After that, no good-looking girl ever talked to me again. Yes, it was Tang Cen who stole my luck, all thanks to Tang Wan."
·······
The dormitory fell into a deathly silence.
"I have to clarify something."
Taking a deep breath, Tang Wan calmed his trembling heart and said slowly: "What I was holding was a sesame seed cake with meat in it."
Are you not prepared to refute the two adjectives "imbecile" and "Jianzhong" when it comes to feelings?
"You can even cut yourself?"
Zhou Li was shocked.
"Mr. Zhou, you don't know how to..."
After a brief silence, Zhuge Qing's eyes suddenly shone with light. There were three parts of concern, three parts of worry, three parts of hesitation, and 91 points of fun.She walked up to Zhou Li and asked sincerely, "Have you entered that state again?"
Suddenly, Zhou Li reacted. His eyes widened with anger, he gritted his teeth tightly and closed his mouth, trying to resist the order deep in his heart.
No, I can’t say it anymore.
Besides, all the pressing matters from before were revealed.
Trying hard to keep his mouth shut, Zhou Li nodded expressionlessly.
"Hey, Mr. Zhou, you can't do it in this state."
Holding the curious black cat in his arms, Zhuge Qing seemed to have made up his mind. He sighed and said resolutely: "In this case, I will accompany you to class today, in the name of the teacher who wants to visit the class. Otherwise, I'm afraid that monsters will attack Mr. Zhou and it will be in danger."
"You are my greatest danger."
Looking at the energetic Zhuge Qing and the faintly twinkling shadow stone in her hand, Zhou Li turned pale.
(End of this chapter)
"I didn't stop her from eating meat."
In the room, Zhuge Qing was sitting on the edge of his bed, with his socks half rolled up in his hands, and his delicate and smooth bare feet resting on the edge of the bed, which were particularly dazzling in the sunlight.She raised her head in astonishment and said blankly: "Can't cats only eat fish?"
“Where did you read street stall literature?!”
Sitting on Zhou Li's head, the black cat's golden eyes were as wide as two little suns. The cat said with an aggrieved and unwilling face: "Cats eat fish? What kind of fish do cats eat?! I eat meat!"
"Then you will be happy when I feed you fish."
Zhuge Qing put on his socks, pressed the corners of his Taoist robe, and said with a chuckle: "What? Doesn't fish count as meat?"
"Hmph, sweet words."
Knowing that he was wrong, the black cat shrank back and muttered in a low voice: "How can a cat eat fish? I hate water the most."
"So, this is Tao Changqi's cat?"
Tang Wan sat on the chair, his chest pressed against the back of the chair, his calves dangling uncomfortably.
"Duplicate words, disgusting."
Zhou Li complained.
"You are the most disgusting."
Black Cat turned away in disgust.
"Just my partner."
Zhuge Qing smiled and waved to the black cat, saying softly: "Xiao Hei, come here."
"Humph."
The black cat purred and jumped into Zhou Li's arms, while Zhou Li subconsciously reached out and touched its chin.The black cat showed a provocative expression and mocked Zhuge Qing: "Rude woman, you are not even as good as his skills! How can I, the majestic black cat, live in such a depressed state for so long?"
"Ok?"
Zhuge Qing squinted his eyes, looked at the black cat in Zhou Li's arms with interest, and shook his head with a half-smile.She didn't say anything more, she just picked up the photo stone and put it into her arms, and then said to Zhou Li: "Mr. Zhou, Xiao Hei is naughty by nature and his words are a bit mean, but Mao Pin is also kind, so please trouble you. Help me take care of her."
"It's no problem to take care of her."
Zhou Li didn't think much about it. After all, Taoyao had raised a cat before and was used to taking care of cats himself.Moreover, this black cat feels very good when being petted, and it can also understand human speech. It can be said that it is the perfect cat for cat owners.
Just a little bit tongue-tied.
"Hmph, Zhou Li and I are also companions."
Shaking his head arrogantly, the black cat said angrily: "Zhou Li took care of me voluntarily, what does it have to do with you."
"Diagnosed as tsundere."
Zhou Li raised the black cat, pointed it at Zhuge Qing, and said seriously: "Xiao Hei, Tsundere has now withdrawn from the environment. Jiaojiao is the new development in the future and the new benchmark in the industry. I suggest you change to a new track. , change the attributes before it’s too late.”
Black Cat was confused.
She looked around and found that Zhuge Qing didn't understand what Zhou Li said either.When her eyes fell on Tang Wan aside, Black Cat was shocked and said:
"Do you understand?"
Tang Wan, who looked wise, nodded deeply and said confidently: "I understand."
"So what is he talking about?"
"It's time to eat."
Touching his belly, Tang Wan said firmly: "It's still time to eat now."
"fine."
Looking at the black cat that pointed at Tang Wan with its white paws and a confused face, Zhou Li said caringly after a brief silence: "She is a primary school student on the outside and a paramecium on the inside. Don't pay attention to it." "Ah."
Black Cat was still a little confused. She suddenly felt that she seemed more human than these three creatures.
At least I can't speak this language that humans can't understand.
"By the way, Mr. Zhou, you should have a martial arts class later."
Zhuge Qing tied up his long hair, holding the hairband on his cherry-red lips, looking unusually naive, "Put Xiao Hei here with me first, and then take her away after class."
"Then the Taoist priest will be in trouble."
Without thinking, Zhou Li put the confused black cat in Zhuge Qing's arms, slapped the cat's head hard and was about to leave when he bumped into the hill-like figures of Zhende and Zhen. The hills of Germany.
thump.
Face to face, Joan of Arc directly knocked Zhou Li into her arms. According to the general plot, Zhou Li should directly touch the two breasts with his face. His face would heat up under the other party's gentle concern, and he would feel the fragrance coming from the girl.
It's a pity that Joan of Arc's height of two meters has many restrictions. For example, Zhou Li needs to jump up if he wants to meet her surging breasts. Also, Joan of Arc's usual clothes are very simple and simple, with a hard French-style silver scale breastplate. It doesn't matter if you don't take it off all year round. Anyway, zombie girls don't have to worry about sweat.
Therefore, what was supposed to be a scene of welfare, ended up giving Zhou Li a magnetic field with a gravity of one million levels.
Zhou Li immediately took a break.
"Are you okay, Mr. Zhou?"
Jeanne hurriedly put aside the bottles and jars in her hands, rushed forward and helped Zhou Li up.
broken.
Being bumped into by Joan like this, Zhou Li suddenly felt a little uneasy. Soon, this uneasiness rushed straight to his Tianling Gai, came out, slapped him, laughed wildly, and got back into Zhou Li's brain. .
"Something happened."
Zhou Li nodded and said solemnly: "I'm now sure that my luck in love has completely disappeared when I was 11 years old. After all, the person who ran into me with a steamed bun in his mouth should be a beautiful girl and not that beast Tang Cen. Since then, After I met Tang Cen, the beautiful sisters who originally circled around me all circled around him. But after two rounds, they discovered that Tang Cen was an imbecile, so they treated me as imbecile No. [-]. Later, they even said that we were swordsmen. Since then, After that, no good-looking girl ever talked to me again. Yes, it was Tang Cen who stole my luck, all thanks to Tang Wan."
·······
The dormitory fell into a deathly silence.
"I have to clarify something."
Taking a deep breath, Tang Wan calmed his trembling heart and said slowly: "What I was holding was a sesame seed cake with meat in it."
Are you not prepared to refute the two adjectives "imbecile" and "Jianzhong" when it comes to feelings?
"You can even cut yourself?"
Zhou Li was shocked.
"Mr. Zhou, you don't know how to..."
After a brief silence, Zhuge Qing's eyes suddenly shone with light. There were three parts of concern, three parts of worry, three parts of hesitation, and 91 points of fun.She walked up to Zhou Li and asked sincerely, "Have you entered that state again?"
Suddenly, Zhou Li reacted. His eyes widened with anger, he gritted his teeth tightly and closed his mouth, trying to resist the order deep in his heart.
No, I can’t say it anymore.
Besides, all the pressing matters from before were revealed.
Trying hard to keep his mouth shut, Zhou Li nodded expressionlessly.
"Hey, Mr. Zhou, you can't do it in this state."
Holding the curious black cat in his arms, Zhuge Qing seemed to have made up his mind. He sighed and said resolutely: "In this case, I will accompany you to class today, in the name of the teacher who wants to visit the class. Otherwise, I'm afraid that monsters will attack Mr. Zhou and it will be in danger."
"You are my greatest danger."
Looking at the energetic Zhuge Qing and the faintly twinkling shadow stone in her hand, Zhou Li turned pale.
(End of this chapter)
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