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Chapter 421 The pig is defeated
Chapter 421 The pig is defeated (super low-level two-in-one)
Why do pigs fly?
Zuo Wuyong didn't understand, and neither did he. He is just an ordinary little monster, a royal guard who works hard to serve the people. Therefore, he could not understand why pigs could fly.
Then the problem is coming.
Why do pigs fly?
The King of Han didn't understand either. He was just a prince, a standard dandy villain in novels and paintings. He should now be walking around carrying a bird cage and roaring when he sees a beautiful woman, instead of being gay here with a gay guard who is trying to serve the people, and he should not see a flying pig.
So, why do pigs fly?
None of my business!
Facing the flying pig that looked like a cannonball, the King of Han showed a ferocious expression. He drew out the long sword from his waist, pulled Qianhu aside with one hand, and then slashed at the flying pig's head with one sword.
Then, King Han was kicked out.
"It's his mother's fault!"
After being kicked by a hoof, the table broke into pieces. Han Wang, who barely managed to keep his body straight, couldn't help but curse. He never expected that a pig, a shiny pig, could perform such a wonderful spinning side kick in mid-air.
Where did this pig learn martial arts?
why?
So complicated.
Joint technique: Side kick to the ankle!
This is like the classic choice of fighting a pig in the quagmire. You win, but you lose your dignity. If you lose the fight, it's no different than being dead and buried.
Damn it, where the hell is this place teaching pigs how to sleep? ! ! !
The awareness he had developed over the years on the battlefield made King Han turn over and roll away from the bright light. Then, he saw the jade slab behind him that had been melted into liquid.
After a brief period of confusion, Qianhu came to his senses. But the problem is that it is impossible for him to bring a sword when he comes to the Han Dynasty palace. It is not etiquette at all. He could only use the chair beside him as a point of force, kicked off his right foot, and punched directly towards the flying pig.
No!
But he couldn't accept the situation of being trapped in the temple by a pig.
?
"enemy···"
The place where the King of Han went to talk to Qianhu was the main hall, which was bright and open, not the side hall that was usually used for some shady transactions. This is the side that King Han considers to be upright, but it is also one of the reasons for his current embarrassing situation.
Strong, but a different kind of "strong".
"Grandpa, I'm going to see how my father is doing."
"The third letter must be sealed with wax, not airtight! Jackie Chan, hurry up and get Dad a cup of hot tea, or I will hit you hard on the head with my finger!"
Who raised this war weapon? Are you sick? Why a pig?
Sighing, Zhu Qianyun held her cheeks and poked at the paper in her hand boredly. In the mansion, other government servants responsible for selecting concubines for the King of Han were rushing back and forth, and various documents and letters were stacked together in a spectacular way. In the center of these letters, Liu Gongfeng handled each document calmly, and from time to time he called Ma Chenglong beside him and asked him to make himself a cup of hot tea.
Under the horrified gazes of the King of Han and Qianhu, the pig suddenly let out a ghostly cry. The next second, the pig suddenly lowered its head, and a pair of eyes burst out with dazzling light.
He looked at Qianhu, the embarrassment in his eyes was self-evident. Qianhu, on the other hand, scratched his head with a solemn expression and continued to avoid the flying pig's laser eyes.
The King of Han subconsciously wanted to call out an enemy attack and let his three thousand battalions deal with this madman Feizhu. But as soon as the words came to his lips, he suddenly covered his mouth with a ferocious expression.
?
Father won't start a fight with Qianhu.
Therefore, the King of Han decided that this matter must not be spread to outsiders, especially the embarrassment of being kicked to death by a pig. He directly clenched his right hand, and the Han Palace was immediately wrapped by an invisible barrier and became lifeless.
What do you mean by scratching your head with a serious look on your face?
The reason is very simple. The King of Han killed many people. His sword included the wronged souls of mandrill beasts, the heads of leaders of the Wala tribe, and people who died in the Battle of Jingnan.
"Hmph, hum, humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
What about the neck?
During this brief moment of confusion, the pig showed its power.
Are you playing with me?
There is a big difference between pigs and people. Just like if you ask a judo champion to beat a primary school student, he will definitely be able to turn a page in the primary school student's household registration book. But if you ask him to use judo to beat a pig weighing more than 300 pounds, he will definitely turn a page in his household registration book to show his determination. A grown man may be able to defeat another grown man, but he will never be able to defeat a crazed pig if he is unarmed.
Once word spreads about being kicked by a flying wild boar, his status as a martial artist's star will be over.
Are pigs strong?
No weapons.
At this time, the King of Han only had a long decorative sword with a gorgeous scabbard, inlaid with gold and diamonds, which was extremely luxurious. But the problem is that this thing is for decoration. Although it is much better than those tatters worth one tael of silver in the blacksmith shop, it is not easy to use after all. Moreover, there were no crossbows in the main hall, which made it difficult for the King of Han to do anything about the pig flying in the sky.
The pig's body shape is very unique. It looks like a gas tank with a sling, and its neck is as thick as its body. In a boxing match, the thicker the neck, the more powerful it is, but the pig directly transcends the category of thick and becomes a lump, and its neck is a big lump. This caused the King of Han to subconsciously want to cut off the madman's neck with his sword, but he was shocked to find out.
No, why is there a pig with the speed of a rabbit, strong flying ability, and its eyes can emit lasers?
The King of Han suddenly became anxious. He could endure a lot, such as the suspicion of the court ministers, his father's capricious teasing, or the arrogant and domineering appearance of that boy Zhou Li.
However, he never killed a pig.
?
For these documents and letters, Liu Gong was able to pick them up easily and flow smoothly without any lag. As the nominal person in charge, Zhu Qianyun seemed particularly bored at this time, because everything had been done by Liu Gong.
Zhu Qianyun sighed softly. She felt the anxiety caused by Dragon Blood Vine began to rise deep in her heart. She scratched her hair, then stood up from the chair and said to Liu Gong beside her:
A wonderful, perfect, and admirable sleeping skill. Feizhu lowered his body and kicked Qianhu's ankle in an indescribable manner. Then it pounced directly on Qianhu, and the standard cross-bar fixed Qianhu in mid-air, and then declined hard.
Hey!
King Han suddenly felt frightened. If he had chosen to use his sword to block the light, I was afraid that he and the stone slab would end up in the same fate. Then he discovered to his embarrassment that his bow was not with him.
"go Go."
Liu Gong waved his hand without raising his head. Just when Zhu Qianyun was about to leave the mansion, he suddenly remembered something and said, "There is one more thing."
Zhu Qianyun stopped and turned her head with an "I knew it" expression.
"Dad, please pay attention to your health recently and don't stay up late."
Liu Gong instructed.
"Ok."
Zhu Qianyun nodded, then picked up a box of snacks and trotted toward the main hall. A moment later, the girl with a single ponytail pushed open the door of the main hall, and then the food box in her hand fell to the ground.
"Xiao Zhu!" Zhu Qianyun shouted in horror.
"what?"
Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu was stunned for a moment.
"No, that's what I said!"
Zhu Qianyun pointed at the flying pig in the sky and said loudly: "It is Xiao Zhu raised by us in Beiliang."
"Daughter, I suggest you avoid it next time."
The King of Han was a little speechless. After dodging a heat ray, he said seriously: "After all, our surname is Zhu. This is not good."
Is this the time to talk about this?
Zhu Qianyun was a little stunned for a moment, but she still reacted and dodged the pig's heat ray attack.
"Shouldn't it be to avoid the name of the Holy Sage?"
Qianhu said in confusion.
Is this the time to make things right? !
Zhu Qianyun gritted his teeth and felt a fire boiling in his chest. She looked at the pig wreaking havoc and flying in the room, and her eyes were gradually filled with a faint black light.
If you want to jump up and attack the pig with a knife, you will be hit by the heat ray because there is nowhere to use it in mid-air. But if you don't jump up and hit it, you don't have a bow and arrow, so you can't touch it.
Tsk.
The fingertips of his right hand began to be occupied by light black scales, and Zhu Qianyun felt the unknown fire in his chest begin to burn. But she was not controlled, on the contrary, she was calm.
If you don't transform into a dragon, this pig will be difficult to deal with.
"Roar!"
The purple scales suddenly burst out and severely slapped the flying pig aside. Zhu Qianyun looked in shock and found that the scorpion tail behind Qianhu was slowly swinging, and his eyes were also occupied by an evil purple light.
Different from the previous demonized Qianhu by the river bank, there is no bloodthirsty or murderous emotion in Zuo Wuyong's eyes now. On the contrary, his eyes were like a pool of stagnant water without any emotion. Qianhu looked at Zhu Qianyun and shook his head slightly, as if he was saying something.
Subconsciously, the dragon scales at the corners of Zhu Qianyun's eyes gradually retreated.
"It's useless to show off your demon body in front of me. You are brave enough."
The King of Han on the side smiled. He looked at Zuo Wuyong with interest in his eyes.
"We can't let this monster cause trouble to everyone."
Zuo Qianhu's words were calm and without any fluctuations. He looked at the flying pig that was flying in the air and seemed to be enraged. The giant tail behind him swung violently and directly knocked the flying pig to the ground.
Leaning down and rushing forward, the Xiuchun knife in Zuo Qianhu's hand was contaminated by evil spirit. He no longer concealed his true identity and slashed at the pig's head with his knife.
call out.
What no one expected was that the pig was incredibly fast. It jumped directly over Zuo Qianhu and rushed to the other side of the main hall, avoiding Qianhu's sword.
Cyclops!
The pig turned around and stared directly at Qianhu. But Qianhu's reaction was also very fast. The instant demonization made the rock-hard scorpion armor resist the glare, but it was also melted and opened two terrifying blood holes.
Zhu Qianyun reacted quickly. She directly pulled out a short knife she carried with her. Taking advantage of the pig's attention being attracted by Qianhu, she rushed towards the pig from the side and wiped its throat with the knife.
Take off, well, how to say take off.
Just when Zhu Qianyun and Qianhu were about to work together to subdue the pig, Beiliang Taixue's many years of combat experience made the pig react immediately. Without any hesitation, it took off directly and avoided the combined attack of the two.
At the same time, Zhu Qianyun's back was also exposed. The pig's eyes directly gathered power, and the laser eyes suddenly pierced the unsuspecting Zhu Qianyun.
The sound of breaking glass was heard.
King Han silently took back the object in his hand and put it back on his waist.
He narrowed his eyes and looked at the Taoist priest who was standing in front of Zhu Qianyun, crushing the laser with his fingers, and a strange look appeared in his eyes.
"Whoo~"
Gently blowing away the green smoke from his fingertips, his jade-like fingers rested on Zhu Qianyun's shoulder. Zhuge Qing looked at the flying pig who didn't know whether to live or die, and said calmly:
"Miss Yun, we're late for the trail."
"Taoist Priest..."
The moment he saw Zhuge Qing, Zhu Qianyun's original anxiety and hesitation disappeared, replaced by peace of mind from the bottom of his heart.
Zhuge Qingxiu frowned slightly, with refined immortal energy flowing in his eyes. She stretched out her hand, and the whisk appeared in her hand. With a slight wave, a stream of green light suddenly rushed toward the flying pig.
hum.
The pig let out a disdainful sneer. In an instant, it burst out at extremely fast speeds and easily dodged the green light. However, just when it stopped in mid-air and was about to fight back with its laser eyes, Zhuge Qing twisted his fingers, and the green light immediately exploded, tightly surrounding the flying pig like a giant net.
Twenty-Four Solar Terms: Awakening of Insects!
With a wave of the whisk, a silent thunder suddenly exploded. The pig was suddenly startled and wanted to escape, but was firmly pinned to death in mid-air by the giant net.
The whisk settled, and thunder exploded again. There were a few clanking sounds, and three stone-like objects suddenly popped out of the pig's body. Zhuge Qing held her right hand emptyly, and the stones appeared in her hand. Since then, the pig has finally lost its strange speed and ability, and turned into a domestic pig that only knows how to grunt on the ground.
"call."
Seeing this, Qianhu finally breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't want to be beaten by a pig, even he would be ashamed. The King of Han on the side stared at Zhuge Qing thoughtfully, with a thoughtful look in his eyes.
"Thank you, Taoist priest."
Zhu Qianyun also breathed a sigh of relief. She never thought that pigs would attack the Han Palace in broad daylight. If it weren't for Zhuge Qing, this pig finger might have made a lot of noise.
"Actually, we should also thank Mr. Zhou."
Zhuge Qing put the talismans in his arms and said, "He found me and asked me to find where the flying pig was going. If he hadn't found me in time, he probably wouldn't have subdued it so easily. "
"Thank you so much, Taoist Priest."
At this time, the King of Han also came over. He cupped his hands towards Zhuge Qing and asked, "I wonder which mountain the immortal is from?"
"I don't dare to be an immortal."
Zhuge Qing performed a very standard Taoist ritual towards the King of Han. She looked at the King of Han and said calmly:
"I am a disciple of Master Longhushan."
"Zhuge Qing."
(End of this chapter)
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