Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 422 Rescue

The king of Han eats pig heads today.

Looking at the roasted whole pig on the dinner plate, as Tang Wan had personally fed the other person, taken care of the other person, and cared for the other person with all her heart, she could not help but drool with sadness.

"Brother Zhu, you died so sweetly."

Tang Wan cried while eating. She had no choice. Back then, she was punished by raising a pig because she set the old scholar's wooden house on fire while studying alchemy. She raised that pig brother for three years, and she developed feelings for him. Who would have thought that when we meet again a few years later, it will already be the first time we meet.

Zhou Li on the side looked at the crispy roast pork on the plate. Long Nian's face suddenly appeared on his face, and he smiled reluctantly.

What is this? Settlement after the war?

Just now, Zhou Li and others finally found the final destination of this breeding pig based on the clues of "I fucked the pig while it was flying" from various people. When the Han Palace suddenly appeared in front of everyone, Zhou Li finally smiled with relief.

Beiliang, it’s amazing.

He never imagined that even though he was far away in Taiying, even though this was Shenyang Street, Beiliang's boomerang could still fly over from thousands of miles away and hit him hard on the head.

The King of Han in Taiying was attacked by pigs in Beiliang. Whose fault is it?

Just when Zhou Li began to think about whether the old scholar could bear this dazzling blame, the door of the Han Palace slowly opened, and the reassuring Taoist Priest appeared in front of everyone. This made Zhou Li's original thoughts The big stone fell to the ground.

Tang Wan on the side was a little puzzled, and then he was pressed on the plate by Zhu Qianyun on the side, and continued to show off.

First of all, this pig must have come from Beiliang Taixue. After all, the brand hanging on the pig's ear is the classic bamboo leaf badge of Beiliang Taixue. It makes no sense for you not to admit it. Secondly, who is Zhu Gaoxu? He is the King of Han, a relative of the royal family, and a bloodline of the Zhu family. Your pig in Beiliang was beaten by the King of Han. If this matter is involved, there may be a lot of commotion.

Zhou Li shook his head and said coldly.

Zhou Li chewed the fragrant pork and kept thinking wildly in his mind. He just doesn't know why this spell appears so outrageous. He had thought that the spell would appear on an enemy or in a secret realm. But he never thought that one day, a flying pig would attack the King of Han with electric eyes and deliver the talisman to him.

Where is the Holy Lord? Please save me, you are the only one missing from the theatrical version.

The only difference is that the self in front of the truck is watching an animation, while the self inside the truck wheels is experiencing it first-hand.

As soon as Tang Wan interrupted, the atmosphere that was originally a little awkward suddenly became joyful. After all, to put it at a minor level, it was just a flying pig with electric eyes that crashed into the Han Palace. But when you look at it more broadly, it becomes very interesting.

Taoist priest, so reassuring.

The Adventures of Jackie Chan?

Beiliang sent it hard!

"Mr. Zhou, do you know this pig?"

The moment Zhuge Qing saw Zhou Li, she inadvertently revealed the three charms in her arms. Suddenly, Zhou Li smiled even more relieved.

The King of Han, who picked up his wine glass and entertained the students who came to Beijing on the pretext of "a pig descending from the sky", opened his eyes innocently, and looked like he didn't understand anything, just like Zhou Li, and it was just as disgusting.

Zhou Li finally understood what it meant when a young boomerang killed his resurrected self. He did not expect that his favorite cartoon as a child would be re-released after he was sent to another world by a big truck.

"Are you ready?"

"Unfamiliar."

Is it disrespectful to tell your own hell joke?

If it were any other situation, Zhou Li would definitely wonder if this was a scene directed and staged by the King of Han, in order to seize the initiative and oppress himself and others through righteousness. But only this time, he believed that King Han was innocent.

He would rather believe that the pig was created by Tang Wan who was extremely hungry and taught himself psychic skills, rather than believe that it was done by the King of Han himself.

Therefore, this time, Zhou Li came to have a normal communication with the King of Han with genuine guilt and sadness. He even stuffed Tang Wan with a bag of fruits and three naan bread before coming, just to leave something for the King of Han on the table. "This pig really has something to do with me."

Zhou Li twitched the corner of his mouth, showing a dragon-year fake smile, and said hypocritically: "I was attacked by this pig in Beiliang before, and I have always held a grudge. I didn't expect that it would throw itself into a trap today and be captured by His Highness the King of Han. How happy it is. !Happy!"

"Yes."

Tang Wan raised his head and said with emotion: "We had a good fight with it back then. He had kicked me sideways and left me with a psychological shadow. If I hadn't knocked it to the ground with my sleeping skills later, I would have been kicked by him. I kept pressing and hitting."

The King of Han and Qianhu were both silent.

Case solved.

The idiot who taught a pig joint skills and martial arts finally appeared.

Qianhu held his forehead and sighed. He never wanted to be choked by a pig again. The King of Han on the side had his hands folded under his chin, looking as if he was celebrating the Year of the Dragon, as if he was about to confiscate someone's biological mother, which made people laugh.

There is no way anyone can stay calm enough when being roundhouse kicked by a pig.

None of the Han King’s natal family attended this banquet, and I don’t know whether it was intentional or not. In addition to Zhou Li's classic trio, even Xu Xuan was eating desserts in human form. And Xu Teda, who has always had no sense of presence, was also eating corn cakes at the end of the banquet.

"Master Zhou is really smart and smart, and he is very promising at a young age."

The fake smile on King Han's face was exactly the same as Zhou Li's. If the two men didn't look alike at all, people would not be able to help but suspect that they are related.

He didn't want to tangle with Zhou Li anymore. In other words, the King of Han knew that it was pointless to tangle with Zhou Li, a clingy plaster. He looked at Zhuge Qing, who was eating rice cakes, and said:

"Taoist Zhuge, I wonder if Heavenly Master is in good health now?"

"My master has always been in good health and in good spirits. Thank you for your concern, His Highness the King of Han."

Zhuge Qing said calmly.

"How is the third master doing now?"

King Han asked curiously: "I had some dealings with the Third Master before, but for some reason he has not left the mountain for a long time recently. But what happened?"

Zhuge Qing's originally indifferent expression stiffened.

How do you say this?

My uncle, the Third Master, recently suffered from a massive hemorrhoids outbreak and bleeding that lasted for several days and he didn’t have the face to go out?

After I said that, I had to be cleared.

Zhou Li on the side also realized this. Obviously, as a good friend of Zhuge Qing, Zhou Li could not let Zhuge Qing fall into such an embarrassing situation. Therefore, now is the time for him to take action.

"Third Master is suffering from a hidden illness."

Zhou Li looked solemn and said:

"I can't stand for a long time."

(End of this chapter)