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Chapter 555 It’s the Joker, but Batman
Take a bow and shoot an arrow.
The arrow penetrated deeply into the bull's eye, bringing out a piece of sawdust. The sharp Qi still entangled the arrow, and even if there was only a little residue, it completely shattered the bull's eye.
The King of Han slowly exhaled and returned the ordinary long bow to the guard beside him. He patted the non-existent dust on his body, sat on the wooden chair nearby, picked up the teacup, and took a sip.
"Bah bah bah."
After spitting out the tea in his mouth, the King of Han put down the tea cup angrily and said loudly: "Who served the tea today? Where is the tip of my hair? Why was it replaced with ambergris? This is not just for ladies. Bad tea?”
"I bought the tea."
Princess Han walked out from the side with a cold face, holding a teapot in her hand.
"I made the tea."
Zhu Qianyun folded his arms and looked at King Han with a half-smile.
"Yes, I just love this one, how do you know?"
He drank all the tea in the cup and even tasted the tea residue left by Zhu Qianyun's inexperience. The King of Han stood up happily and asked: "Madam, I have lost weight today, and so has Qianyun. Today I am strong again."
"The five realms have been consolidated."
Stretching out his hand, looking at his slender and white palm, and clenching it slightly, Zhu Qianyun said melancholy: "I originally thought that the affairs of the Demon Management Bureau would be very cumbersome, but I didn't expect that Master Cen and Grandpa had done almost everything they could. I have become a nominal person. In this way, I will have more time to practice than usual, and I will be able to attack the six realms. "
"Good thing, good thing."
Waving his hands, the King of Han said with a smile: "Both of us are the same. We don't have to worry about it. It's better to practice more and sit on the Diaoyutai than anything else. Each performs his own duties. This is what a good talent should do."
"Is that why you spent a whole month just fishing and archery?"
Princess Han raised her beautiful eyebrows and snorted: "My father and Master Cen are busy with your affairs. It would be better for you to hold the tip of your hair every day, either fishing or archery. Why, you really are not prepared to be a Is this the King of Han?”
"Hahahahaha, you see what you said, if I really could not be the King of Han, I would have passed my position to Qianyun long ago. Do I still need to sit in the Han King's Mansion every day?"
After being "passed on to the throne" by Liu Gong a few days ago, Zhu Gaoxu resumed his status as King of Han. This is not to be open-minded, but Taiying needs the king of Han to be in charge. And the most important point is that the current King of Han has no real power. Both military power and taxation are in the hands of his father-in-law. He is now a pure mascot.
However, the King of Han did not express his position on this, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was so happy. Especially those who are close to the King of Han will find that during these days, apart from fishing and archery, the King of Han also went to the small attic to drink tea and worship Buddha. He became more and more like other princes living a leisurely fairy life.
After chatting with his father for a while, Zhu Qianyun returned to the Demon Management Bureau to take charge. Although she said that she didn't need to do many things, the King of Han knew in his heart that Zhu Qianyun was very busy these days. After all, she was the director of the Demon Management Bureau and a minister appointed by the emperor. There were many things that she didn't need to do without her nod. It can't go on.
Princess Han rarely returned to Prince Han's Mansion during these days. Anyway, Prince Han had many people under his command, so she was too lazy to take care of them. She directly settled down in the Demon Management Bureau's mansion and began to take care of the daily lives of Zhu Qianyun and others. After Zhu Qianyun left, she told the King of Han a few words to live a good life, and then followed.
"These girls...sigh."
With a helpless smile, King Han shook his head and swayed on the couch.
The cold winter of February was no different to the warm environment for King Han's body. The warrior's body gave him not only strength, but also an outrageous vitality. He closed his eyes, wearing single clothes in the cold winter, but he didn't feel anything. Instead, he looked relaxed, humming a little tune, and taking a sip of fragrant tea from time to time.
"Your Highness, a letter has arrived from the capital."
At this moment, the new Ying Cong slowly walked out, knelt in front of King Han, and said in a deep voice: "The fish has entered the net again."
"Um···"
King Han's eyelids moved, but he still didn't have much reaction. He continued to close his eyes and meditate, and the rocking chair shook slightly.
The new shadow slave was still kneeling on the ground and said nothing.
"Ying Cong, you are still not as sensible as Old Liu."
The previous personal guard of the King of Han was Li Zuoying, who is now General Jin Yu. At that time, his name was Ye Cong, and he had been following the King of Han. After being thrown out of Beiliang by Tao Yao, the King of Han restored his identity and asked him to go to the Three Thousand Battalion to lead the army. And now following the King of Han is Ying Cong, Wuming Wushi, an ordinary orphan.
"I don't understand the King of Han's thoughts, so I don't dare to speculate."
"Aren't you from Beiliang? Shouldn't you have something in common with that beast Zhou Li? He can't wait to guess what color underwear I will wear the next day, but he won't guess anything when I come to you?"
King Han opened his eyes, pointed to the teacup beside him, and said angrily: "Pour some tea, there is no more tea."
Ying Cong poured the tea quickly with his hands and feet, and then stood beside King Han without saying a word.
King Han almost laughed out of anger. He stretched out his hand and sucked Ying from the teacup in his hand. He didn't even bother to blow and drank the scalding hot tea in one gulp.
"Okay, let's contact the Buddha statue."
Sighing, King Han stood up and said: "If you hadn't come from Beiliang, I would have thrown you into the Three Thousand Camp to train him for a whole year. You have no eyesight at all. It's really annoying."
Ying Cong still didn't say a word, his expression was calm, as emotionless as a pool of stagnant water.
"By the way, I remember you had some conflicts with Zhou Li before."
After stopping for a moment, King Han looked at Ying Cong and said with a half-smile, "What? Is this why you came to seek refuge with me?"
Yingcong shook his head without saying anything.
"What a dead piece of wood."
The King of Han laughed dumbly and did not express too much dissatisfaction with Ying Cong's behavior. He just put his hands behind his back and moved forward while sighing with emotion: "As expected of Zhou Li's classmates, you guys have exactly the same bones, smelly and hard. I don't know what kind of luck Old General Huang got into, even you The boy entered the Li Zi class and ended up looking good. It’s really..."
Ying Cong still didn't speak, but when the King of Han said the words "Old General Huang", different emotions flashed in his eyes.
Soon, King Han and Ying Lai came to the attic. This is the Buddhist statue pavilion that the King of Han recently sent people to build. No one else is allowed to enter. Neither Princess Han nor Zhu Qianyun believed in Buddhism, so they didn't bother to go in. Others simply didn't dare to enter. After all, it was a ban issued by the King of Han. No matter how smart you were, you couldn't make such a mistake.
After entering, there is a stone statue three people tall. The stone statue has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, looking at everything kindly like the Buddha. But if a knowledgeable person stood here, he would definitely be able to tell at a glance that this is not a Buddha at all.
are people.
The King of Han took a fruit plate from the side and placed a few tribute fruits on it casually. Then he took out an incense burner from under the Buddhist altar, took out two incense sticks, and inserted them randomly on it.
Then pull the lever and the Buddha statue is activated.
"So, can you do this every time."
The stone statue slowly opened its eyes and vividly explained what it means to have a helpless face, "Just pull down the lever, what are you offering?"
"Do the whole thing while walking around."
The King of Han sat carelessly on his chair, not caring at all about respecting the Buddha. In other words, it’s not that he doesn’t respect Buddha.
But he disrespected the emperor. "Brother, this is too much."
Raising his eyebrows, King Han said: "I also gave him the talismans in scattered pieces, the fragments of the jade seal, and the Tuqiong Dagger according to your instructions. You have also seen Mrs. Golden Snake's journey to becoming a god. , cannot be copied and has no reference value. Even without Zhou Li, she cannot become the true god of the demon clan. I have been a clown for so long, and it is a bit too much for you to bother me to deliver express to you now. Bar."
"Second brother, I'm just giving you a few charms, is that all that matters?"
The stone statue said helplessly: "I promised you to do all the tricks. Now you don't have to worry about the affairs of the Thirteen Cities. Qian Yun's identity is now confirmed. You can just help me deliver something to my eldest brother. That's not it. "
"hehe."
The corner of his mouth twitched, and he pointed at the stone statue in front of him. The King of Han said with an angry smile: "Come here, come face Zhou Li. Try the Taiying that you worked so hard to manage and was almost blown up by that little bastard. Try the golden ox eagle." The building's fifteen-mile radius still stinks to this day. I should have asked Zhou Li to blow up all the toilets in the capital to show you the destructive power of that thing. I gave him the talisman, and I even gave him the discarded slate, which cost more than 300,000 taels when I bought it, just to give him the talisman in a natural way, and now you feel aggrieved."
"It's not like I won't make up for it, brother."
The stone statue said with a smile: "Second brother, I have wronged you during this period. When the Hundred Flowers Banquet comes, can the eldest brother personally pour you wine?"
"Where are you coaxing the kids?"
Waving his hand angrily, King Han said: "I don't want anything else. Just follow the agreement we made before. Qianyun must take good care of me, and you must arrange the affairs of the third child well."
"The third child has already made arrangements, as for Qianyun..."
After sighing, the stone statue said: "It was the luckiest time in my life that I saved Qianyun. If I can't even take good care of Qianyun, I will be in vain as a king."
"Do you really believe in Zhou Li?"
Looking at the stone statue, King Han asked with some suspicion: "This guy does have a lot of tricks and a mature mind, but how can you be so sure that he is the person you are looking for? I don't think he has any spiritual talent. , the meridians are also in a mess, and even I can’t save it.”
"Talent?"
The stone statue lowered its eyes and said softly: "Second brother, do you still remember what the Imperial Master once said?"
"That monk in black? He's the one that annoys me the most. How could I possibly remember that?"
King Han said impatiently.
"The Ming Dynasty is in danger. Only the sun and the moon can shine together to continue the national destiny."
The stone statue slowly said: "You also know that Dad helped us find the sun. But the moon is not as shining as the sun, and the crowd cannot block its sharp edge. We need the scorching sun to burn away the sores on our bodies, but we need it even more. Moon, because the path we take is destined to be without light and trace, and no one knows where it will lead.”
"Do you think Zhou Li is the moon?"
King Han raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Time will tell everything. At least, I can only see his shadow every night."
The stone statue said calmly: "Second brother, you can live a good life during these days. When the Hundred Flowers Banquet comes, it will be your time to show off your talents."
"Don't forget your promise to me."
There was something strange in his eyes, and King Han whispered.
"rest assured."
The stone statue lowered its eyes, but also saw the dim sun and moon on the grassland.
"Wala will be destroyed in your hands. Dad's revenge depends on you."
The stone statue closed its eyes and stopped talking.
The King of Han stared at the stone statue blankly for a long time, and then he smiled. The smile was a little bitter, but also a little relieved. He looked at the silent follower on the side and said, "Huang Dingjun, after this matter is over, come to the Three Thousand Battalion. Don't you feel it's a loss that a dignified descendant of Huang Zhong has to do these things in the shadows?"
"Listen to your Majesty."
Ying responded calmly.
"The dead bones are so hard."
As if he had expected this answer, King Han shook his head, turned around, and left the "Buddhist Hall."
"Wish for good luck, have good luck, find a child for good luck."
Humming an unknown weird ditty, Zhou Li opened the car window and faced the wind, driving the Universiade truck on the official road in a cool and unrestrained way.
"This is···"
Looking at the Ox Talisman and Dragon Talisman in his hand, Zhuge Qing said hesitantly: "New Talisman?"
"Yes."
Zhou Li nodded and turned his back to Zhuge Qing and said: "I exchanged it for the skin of Mrs. Golden Snake. Wanbao Pavilion asked for 600,000 yuan, but I got it back with just one piece of snake skin. I sincerely thank Mrs. Golden Snake for the second time."
"What about the first time?"
"She shed two layers of skin, and I still have one."
Tang Wan was happy.
Zhuge Qing was also happy.
"So, has Mr. Zhou tried to activate these two charms?"
Zhuge Qing asked curiously.
Zhou Li now has a total of nine talismans in his hand: "rat talisman, monkey talisman, horse talisman, ox talisman, dragon talisman, snake talisman, tiger talisman, chicken talisman, and rabbit talisman". Zhou Li has never liked using these nine talismans. On the one hand, it is because the talismans consume too much and the gains outweigh the losses. On the other hand, it is because the side effects of these nine spells are more abstract than the last.
The rat charm turns dead things into living things, which looks beautiful, but consumes a lot of spiritual energy and is accompanied by the risk of impotence. The monkey charm can be changed seventy-two times, but since Zhou Li turned into a dog once and tried to eat some indescribable things for half a day after it was lifted, he never dared to use it again.
The Horse Talisman has no side effects and is very practical in curing diseases, but it is a bit outrageous that it can only treat oral diseases such as oral ulcers. The snake charm can make you invisible, but it cannot make you invisible through clothing, and there is a chance that the invisibility effect will disappear suddenly, and you will most likely run naked. The Rabbit Talisman can fly very fast, then explode and run naked.
The chicken charm can levitate, but it will cause Zhou Li to lose gravity for a period of time and easily turn him into an astronaut. The tiger charm to reconcile yin and yang is only useful in certain scenarios. As for the clone function, Zhou Li can no longer use it.
Therefore, Zhuge Qing is now extremely curious about the use of the Ox Talisman and Dragon Talisman.
The side effects are nothing.
Then, it was Zhou Li’s trial session. (End of chapter)
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