Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Zhou Li squatted on the slope, staring at the sky in the distance, his expression in a trance, his eyes long.

Tang Wan sat aside, with cakes stuffed in his mouth, his eyes vacant, and his expression extremely demented.

Holding the whisk in his arms, Zhuge Qing covered his face and was speechless. The shadow stone in his hand even lost its original luster. She seemed to be running away from something, but there were some things that she couldn't escape.

Xu Xuan stood with his legs standing like this, and a black cat stood sluggishly. She looked at Zhou Li, Tang Wan, and Zhao Yun. Black Cat's face was filled with confusion.

The setting sun shines on the slope, and everything is coated with a layer of golden light. Whisk, gentian gun, Universiade truck, Tang Wan's snack bag, everything is coated with a layer of golden light.

There are also Zhou Li’s horns and dragon’s tail.

"puff."

A simple smile.

The ultimate mockery.

Tang Wan stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhou Li, turned sideways, raised his head slightly, closed his eyes, and laughed.

Zhuge Qing lowered her always aloof head, and her delicate body began to tremble continuously, and an indescribable joy spread throughout her body.

Xu Xuan stretched out his cat paw and covered his mouth, trying hard not to laugh.

"puff."

Failed.

Zhao Yun stood beside Zhou Li coldly. She was protecting, protecting Zhou Li's last dignity, and protecting his broken heart.

Yes.

The side effect of the dragon spell is the growth of a dragon tail.

The side effect of the cow charm is the growth of a pair of horns.

In fact, if that's all, it doesn't matter. Aren't they just horns? The Bull Warrior won't take off his mask, that's normal. It doesn't matter if he grows a dragon's tail. The words "real dragon" are tempting to anyone, and Zhou Li is no exception.

but···
You actually follow normal logic! ! ! ! ! ! !

As soon as Zhou Li raised his head, the one-meter-long dragon tail on his head made a sound of breaking wind. The reason why he was squatting was because he couldn't sit down. He had a pair of horns growing upside down on his buttocks trying to push the earth, but the price was that he couldn't sit down.

"Me! Fuck! Ah!!!!!!"

Zhou Li fell to his knees and shouted hysterically and sadly. He punched the ground, and a huge pit immediately enveloped him. He turned his head suddenly, and the dragon's tail threw out blazing flames, burning the surrounding grass.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Tang Wan laughed so hard that he rolled on the ground. Zhuge Qing on the side was holding back laughter and his pretty face turned red, and the photo stone in his hand had already been fully activated. And Xu Xuan laughed equally wildly. The black cat kept spinning on the ground, laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe.

As the person who brought joy, Zhou Li was on the verge of collapse.

Fortunately, there was still one person in the entire crowd who was not smiling. As Zhou Li's loyal dog-level bodyguard, Zhao Yun's face was full of seriousness and appreciation, and her whole body seemed to be bathed in holy light. After a brief exchange of words, Zhao Yun knelt down and said sincerely:

"Zhou Li, your tail is like the whip of a heavenly dragon, gorgeous and dazzling. It is natural and dazzling like a treasure entrusted to you by heaven. When you swing your tail, the flames sweep across all directions, and when you punch down the horns, it brings you The power makes the world panic. The appearance is flawless, and the power is even more surprising. Zhou Li, your tail and horns..."

Stretching out his thumb, Zhao Yun said four big words sonorously and forcefully.

"Really! Very awesome!"

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”

At this time, Tang Wan was laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe. He was beating his chest to try to activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis.

For the first time, Zhou Li felt that the word "hard lick" was extremely lethal.

He was in more pain.

"It's okay, Mr. Zhou."

Zhuge Qing took a deep breath, exhaled it slowly, coughed lightly and walked to Zhou Li, patted his shoulder and comforted him: "Based on our previous experience, the side effects of the spell tend to dissipate quickly. ,It does not matter."

"really?"

Zhou Li was a little helpless at this moment, like a child with congenital mental retardation, full of expectation and hope.

"Ah."

Zhuge Qing nodded and said firmly: "It will dissipate soon."

soon.

Twelve days later, Zhou Li was sitting in a wheelchair and Zhuge Qing was pushing the wheelchair. The two of them raised their heads together and stared at the city wall with the word "Nanchuan", speechless for a moment.

"Won't it dissipate quickly?"

Zhou Li asked feebly.

Zhou Li lowered his head, his head covered like a giant cicada, Zhuge Qing pursed his lips and said slightly apologetically: "I'm sorry."

That's right, after twelve days of traveling from the capital to Nanchuan, Zhou Li's horns and dragon's tail had not dissipated.

He still has horns on his butt and a cool dragon tail on his head. The dragon's tail growing on his head was so weird that Zhou Li could only wrap his head like a white honeycomb. What caused him the most pain was the horns.

Although the horns are hard to see, their long posture is very outrageous. First of all, it grew upside down on Zhou Li's butt. The tips of the two horns just poked Zhou Li's legs.

In other words, if it is not necessary...
Zhou Li couldn't leave.

Now I am really in a wheelchair.

Zhao Yun stood aside with complicated eyes. The main reason why she is complicated is that as Zhou Li's personal bodyguard, she cannot control the wheelchair and be loyal to Zhou Li. But there is no way. The Xuanlong No. 1 wheelchair consumes too much spiritual energy. Zhou Li is the master of spiritual energy and can consume it, but Zhuge Qing is one of the few people who can push the wheelchair unscrupulously.

Zhou Li remained silent, without saying a word, his expression full of pathos and sadness.

"Okay, relax."

Tang Guan on the side patted Zhou Li on the shoulder and comforted him: "Think on the bright side. At least you didn't grow a knot on your head or a horn on your butt in front of Ying Yuan. You still saved the last thing." Dignified.”

"thank you."

Zhou Li showed a bitter smile. This time, after becoming a wheelchair user, he no longer even had the after-dinner entertainment of beating Tang Wan. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s that I can’t.

Tang Wan also grasped this point. Along the way, she did many things that made Zhou Li's blood pressure soar. For example, they stole his food, fed him aphrodisiacs and then half a catty of jelly powder, secretly tapped his knees to induce a knee jerk reflex, hung his legs up to pluck his hair while he was sleeping, etc...
Zhuge Qing and others said that Zhou Li's various behaviors towards Tang Wan on weekdays turned out to be not bullying.

It’s about anti-bullying.

After suffering all the hardships along the way, Zhou Li and others finally arrived in Nanchuan. They had two goals in going south this time. One was to go to Longhu Mountain to see if they could solve the problem between Zhou Li and Tang Wan. Another goal is to find the superior black fire of the true fire of samadhi.

The Zoroastrian Cult is waiting for Zhou Li and others in Nanchuan.

waiting···
"wheelchair?"

In the dimness, the man in black robe looked dumbly at Zhou Li who was queuing up to enter the city gate.

And the wheelchair under his seat.

"Ten copper coins for naturalization."

The two soldiers at the city gate subconsciously stopped Zhuge Qing. Then, they saw Zhuge Qing's Taoist robe and Zhou Li in a wheelchair.

For a moment, a look of pity appeared in the soldier's eyes.

"You have five coppers."

The soldier said pitifully. Upon hearing this, Zhou Li was immediately laughed out of anger. He took out his money bag directly, gritted his teeth, took out a handful and threw it to the soldier.

"Okay, let's go in."

Looking at the five copper coins in his hand, the soldier let Zhou Li go.

Tang Wan behind him twitched his lips and gave ten coins to go in.

Zhuge Qing did not give her any money. After all, she was a registered Taoist priest and had her own Taoist disk. She could travel to any city without naturalization. After learning Zhuge Qing's identity, the two soldiers immediately let him go respectfully and looked at Zhuge Qing with emotion.

This Taoist priest is so kind and takes care of the disabled.

In this way, several people came to Nanchuan City.

"Is this a city in the south?"

Xu Xuan, the northern black cat, was held in Zhao Yun's arms. She looked around curiously and said, "It looks a bit unique."

The architectural style of Nanchuan continues the wooden structure style of the Song and Yuan Dynasties, with the wooden structure building system being the mainstay. However, there are many changes in the appearance of the house, and the eaves and corners of the roof have the beauty of flying. Later, due to the improvement of the system and construction technology, by the Hongxi period, Nanchuan's architectural style was rigorous and reflected the characteristics of the Ming Dynasty. The colors of the paintings were highly contrasting, the outlines were clear, and the magnificence gave people a lively and vivid beauty.

But this has nothing to do with Zhou Li, who has cow horns on his butt.

"Can Taoist Master feel the black fire?"

Zhou Li asked feebly.

Zhuge Qing counted with his fingers, nodded and said: "In Nanchuan, the Zoroastrian Cult did not lie to us."

"That's good."

Zhou Li twisted his uncomfortable buttocks and said, "Taoist Master, please transport me to the inn first. I'll take a rest first. I don't know how to say goodbye. My buttocks are really going to crack."

"it is good."

The Taoist Master said firmly: "Master Zhou, I will take you to the inn right now."

Zhao Yun followed Zhou Li with Xu Xuan in her arms, following every step. Tang Wan, on the other hand, was humming a tune and looking at the food stalls around him, making plans in his mind. Soon, several people came to an inn in Nanchuan.

"Hey, how many rooms do you guests want?"

On the first floor of the inn is a standard counter, with a man wearing a flat hat standing behind the counter. After hearing the creak of the inn door, he raised his head and looked at Zhou Li and others.

"Three rooms, maybe."

Zhou Li thought for a while and said, "Three lower rooms."

"Two rooms."

Zhao Yun on the side said: "Zhou Li, I can sleep standing up. You are not very safe in this state, and I have to protect your safety."

Are you a horse girl too?
"One room."

After sighing, Zhuge Qing said: "I don't need to sleep."

no?

The shop owner stared blankly at the people in front of him, including the Taoist priest with a beautiful face, the cute white-haired girl, the heroic female gunner, and the disabled man in a wheelchair.

What kind of blessing does this man have? Open a house and live with three girls?
What kind of bad luck?

The boss can't care about other people's affairs. After all, the man in the wheelchair is disabled, but the wheelchair sitting behind him is not cheap at first glance. Who knows if some young master comes to experience life and insists on living in a dormitory and suffering a lot.

After opening a lower room, the waiter led a few people to the third floor, found a room and opened the door. After explaining which things in the house could be used and which ones cost money, the boy left.

Looking at Zhou Li lying on the bed with his butt in the air, Tang Wan and others felt a little embarrassed for a moment.

"Mr. Zhou, you should not be able to go with me to find Samadhi True Fire in this state."

Zhuge Qing looked at Zhou Li and said, "You can rest in the inn first, and I'll go find the Samadhi Fire."

"Good~"

Zhou Li didn't refuse. In his current state, he was useless except that he could use the "Wheelchair Attack" as a key prop at critical moments. He responded feebly, and then continued lying on the bed.

"Miss Zhao Yun, please stay and take care of Mr. Zhou. We still don't know what the Zoroastrian Cult is planning. I'm worried that the Zoroastrian Cult has ideas about Mr. Zhou, so I ask you to take good care of him."

Facing Zhuge Qing's arrangement, Zhao Yun had no objections.

"Xu Xuan, just come with me to find it."

Looking at Tang Guan on the side, Zhuge Qing said: "Guan'er, you should stay and take care of Mr. Zhou. You are not fit to work now, so you should have a good rest."

"it is good."

Tang Wan didn't say anything about going with the Taoist Priest. She knew in her heart that she was not as good as Zhou Li in her current state. At least the other party could be thrown out as a throwing object.

After arranging several people, Zhuge Qing hugged Xu Xuan and left the room. Zhou Li was lying on the bed, with Zhao Yun and Tang Wan looking determined. Both of them stared at Zhou Li's butt, motionless.

"What are you two...looking at?"

"Look at the indescribable."

Tang Wan replied.

indescribable.

Flames wrapped around the man's fingertips. He stood on the eaves, his broad black robe filled with broken flames. He stared at Nanchuan, which was gradually being swallowed up by the night, with the luster of fire in his eyes.

Incomprehensible.

Through the window, he looked at Zhou Li lying on the bed without saying a word.

Unable to perceive.

The black flame in his hand seemed to be alive, gently touching the man's fingertips. He lowered his head and asked softly: "Will he be the Fire Lord?"

【meeting】

The black fire condensed the characters, and doubts beyond the firelight appeared in the man's eyes.

"But why is he like our enemy, indescribable, incomprehensible, and incomprehensible?"

He asked in confusion, even if he filled his eyes with the fire of truth, he could not see through the essence of the man with his butt sticking out.

[No one outside this world can understand it]

"Can he really withstand the true fire of Samadhi?"

The man asked in a low voice.

[Fire Lord... All the fires in the world surrender, the black fire is just a wisp of divine fire, they dare not disobey the Fire Lord]

Slowly crushing the black fire, the man straightened up and his body was gradually swallowed up by darkness. He closed his eyes and allowed the black fire beneath his feet to engulf him.

"Just leave like that?"

The Taoist Master stood under the bright moon and asked calmly.

Beside her are the wind and thunder that heaven and earth are willing to offer after bowing their heads. (End of chapter)