Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 77 What is this?
"So can you change your habit of picking up trash and eating it?"

On the street, Zhou Li looked at Tang Wan, who was rubbing his belly and chirping bitterly with his exquisite facial features, and said with a headache: "How dare you eat the eggs from the zombies?"

"I didn't know it was from a zombie."

Tang Wan bared his teeth and said without tears, "I just wanted to roast that undercooked beef. Who knew the eggs rolling on the ground were Corpse Qi Dan?"

Just last night, Tang Wan lit a fire on the top of the city gate and wanted to roast the half-baked half-cooked beef until fully cooked, but Zhou Li didn't watch it, and he thought that normal people would not be on the battlefield with zombies. Picking up something to eat, an "egg" rolled out of the arms of the unattended zombie.

So alive, the egg rolled in front of Tang Wan.At that time, Tang Wan was squatting in front of the small fire, holding the roast beef on the wooden branch in his hand, staring at the egg for 3 minutes.

Then, the beef is roasted.

After eating the beef, Tang Wan picked up the eggs and threw them into the fire, squatted with his knees hugged for 3 minutes, then pried them open and ate them directly.

The good news is, the egg is not poisonous.

The bad news is that the egg contains zombie qi.

Soon, Tang Wan showed Zhou Li and the others a half-dead twisting knell and vomiting. Fortunately, Zhou Li reacted quickly and punched him, directly hitting the undigested Corpse Qi Pill. come out.

"Your life is really big."

Thinking of the wonderful scene last night where the old scholar ran up to the city gate and laughed at Tang Wan in the middle of the night, Zhou Li couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.He didn't understand why his friend's intelligence had dropped so much after his sexual transformation.

"That's natural."

Tang Wan raised his exquisite jaw with a little pride, "I am a genius who has been tested by the whole family for a year and has not had any problems. The small poison of corpse qi, the five viscera are festered, and it is not worth mentioning."

"Uh uh."

Glancing at Tang Wan's hair, Zhou Li frowned.

It's not blue...

Although he didn't know what Zhou Li was thinking, Tang Wan still felt the inexplicable malice.She shivered, looked at Zhou Li, and asked suspiciously, "Are you thinking of something impolite?"

"Need I tell you?"

"Silence is gold."

In this way, Tang Wan, with a face full of embarrassment, was pulled by Zhou Li to the gate of Taixue.

"This time please."

Tang Wan shuddered as he remembered the miserable appearance of being blown into small pieces of coal the last time, and then made a respectful gesture of invitation.

Zhou Li couldn't help laughing, shook his head, sighed and said, "You've forgotten all that stuff about Taixue."

"Oh, there's no way."

Tang Wan spread his hands, and said in a habitual manner, "I'm taking drugs."

Zhou Li thought about it.

It really is.

"alright."

Zhou Li stepped forward, knelt down, touched it with his hand, and found the flint behind the door with ease.He didn't take off the flint right away, but stretched out a trace of spiritual energy to wrap the flint, and then took it off gently.

beep~
A clear voice sounded, Zhou Li stood up, threw the flint into Tang Wan's hand, and said, "Okay, there are no more runes."

"it is good."

Tang Wan's trust in Zhou Li is obvious to all. After hearing Zhou Li's words, Tang Wan directly rolled up his sleeves, revealing his smooth forearm, and then a sliding shovel...

Slided into the pit.

Raising his head, Tang Wan looked at Zhou Li resentfully, his voice full of sorrow, "You lied to me again."

"I didn't lie to you."

Zhou Li casually closed the unlocked door and shrugged, "It can only be said that the Taixue group is an adaptive evolution."

"Damn old pedant."

After climbing out of the pit, Tang Wan clenched his hands and whispered angrily: "Look at him for a while. I have to..."

"Let me give you one."

In the cozy wooden house, Tang Wan looked at the letter with the Tang Sect's seal engraved in the old scholar's hand with a pale face. His two legs were fighting, and he almost knelt down.

"No, I can't stand it."

Waving his hand, the old scholar filled the teacup with rice wine, took a sip, and said calmly: "Your father sent me a letter, asking me to tell you that you don't have to worry about family affairs."

Hearing these words, Tang Wan breathed a sigh of relief.

"He said you were dead."

bang.

Tang Wan knelt down on the soft cushion that Zhou Li kicked her, and said in tears, "Teacher, save me!"

"Why are you so spineless now?"

Frowning, the old scholar scolded:

"What does this look like? A majestic eight-foot man...five-foot Jiao'er, how can you kneel? How decent is it? It is said that men have gold under their knees, but daughters don't? Are you sexist? Or are you already Abandon your dignity as a scholar of Ming Dynasty?"

"Then let me show Madam Liu the rice wine in your teacup, what should you do?"

Zhou Li on the side said something indifferently.Immediately, the face of the well-known old pedant with a strict wife was blinded by the look of pig liver.After a while, he sneered and said:

"My wife and I look up to each other and grow old together, how can we have a dispute over this trivial matter?"

"Tang Wan, bright!"

With Zhou Li yelling, Tang Wan knelt on the ground and offered a photo carved out of the gathering stone with both hands.The old pedant cast his eyes on the photo with disdain, and then he was taken aback.

In that photo, the old and strong old pedant stuck his head into the mouth of the shy peashooter with an admirable spirit of exploration, his legs dangling outside, and the scene was unsightly.

After a brief silence, the old scholar suddenly slapped the table and said in a loud voice, "Kneeling is good! You are a big girl who can bend and stretch. I appreciate you boy. Don't be afraid of your father's affairs. For the time being, he can't control our Beiliang."

Immediately, Tang Wan wiped her face for the rest of her life, and she looked at Zhou Li with a grateful look.

"Okay, let's get back to business."

After clearing his throat, the old pedant took the photo and tore it into powder, then drank the old rice wine in one gulp.After belching indecently, the old pedant looked at Zhou Li and said, "I'm here with you two this time to discuss the matter of catching a turtle in a jar."

"What, do you have an idea?"

As the initiator of the plan, Zhou Li is very interested in this matter.Sitting next to the old pedant, he asked, "Has the zombie moved?"

"Ah."

Nodding, the old scholar said: "I have activated the Zombie No. [-] and thrown it into the garbage. If my prediction is correct, Gui Daozi should have noticed the aura of Zombie No. [-] now. And plan to sneak into Beiliang and steal this zombie."

"Um···"

Zhou Li nodded, and after a short thought, he asked, "How is the defense in the city?"

"According to what you said, all places where mice can hide are guarded."

Having said this, the old scholar couldn't help but curiously asked: "Are you so sure that Gui Daozi can be fooled? What if he escapes from Beiliang?"

Hearing this, Zhou Li shook his head and said decisively: "No, he will never give up."

"why?"

The old scholar was still a little puzzled, "I pulled off my head, Qianhu pissed me off to death, my lower body was pierced by vines, and I was blasted with a long stick. After dying three times in a row, how dare this Gui Daozi come to us?" What about causing trouble?"

"You do not understand."

Zhou Li shook his head. He looked out of the window at the wilderness of Beiliang, and said meaningfully: "It is precisely because he has suffered too much in Beiliang. It is impossible for him to let go of the flaw."

"It's just like back then. I wrapped gold juice in oiled paper, threw it at the door of the dormitory next door, and set the oiled paper on fire. Guess what was their first reaction when they opened the door?"

After hearing Zhou Li's words, Tang Wan who was on the side first had good memories flooding into her mind, and then a terrible idea appeared in her little head.

"Zhou Li, you don't mean to..."

Looking at Zhou Li in horror, Tang Wan shuddered immediately after seeing those death gazes that were like the blood-wrathed Lord of Hell.

Afterwards, silently lit the candle for Gui Daozi who was about to suffer the most tragic thing in his life.

Life is better than death, nothing better than this...
(End of this chapter)