Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 78
"Waibi Waibi, Waibi Babu."

In the high-quality fields specially approved by Taixue, Mr. Dave, a Saxon, is humming an unknown tune, carrying a water bottle, and swaying through the fields.

He came to the big-mouth flower, stretched out his hand, opened the bloody mouth of the shy-looking big-mouth flower, stuck his head in, and looked at the solution accumulated in the other person's throat.Then Dave pulled his head out and slapped Dazui directly.

Seeing the grievance written all over his face and covering his face with a leaf, Dave sighed bitterly, and said:

"Ahua, Master Zhou has said that you can't go on like this."

"If you don't exercise, you are not fat, you are obese!"

After hearing Dave's stern words, Big Mouth Flower blinked aggrievedly, and then began to wave its leaves hard, doing post-dinner exercises.

"Ah Hua, try harder."

Dave stretched out his hand, gently touched Dazuihua's head, and said softly:
"When you exercise your sphincter and can spray out the solution, you will win. In this way, no plant will dare to say that you are a waste that only eats but does not vomit. I believe you, you will be able to do it."

After hearing Dave's encouragement, Big Mouth Flower immediately cheered up, and began to wave the leaves continuously, and the rhizome also began to try to squirm.Dave nodded in relief and walked to the next plant.

Dave was silent as he watched the short nut grow a pair of fists at some point and began to beat the tall nut repeatedly, trying to make the opponent grow fists.

I don't know how Zhou Li did it. Since Zhou Li pushed the short nut away with a wheelchair last time, and came back, this usually gentle and refined short nut has grown a pair of iron fists, and beat himself all day long. Big brother Gao nuts for fun.

After thinking about it, he felt that it would be a good thing if beating tall nuts could make the opponent grow fists, so Dave ignored this strange scene and walked towards the next plant.

Trying to pour hot water into his body, he gradually evolved into a fiery magma pepper.There is a magic charm engraved in his body, and he is ready to detonate his own sunflower at any time.There are dark talismans hanging from the tentacles, like vines wielded by ancient gods.There is also a chrysanthemum, a precision-guided flying thorn.

Looking at the scene of demons dancing wildly in his garden, Dave smiled happily.He knew that Master Zhou was indeed no ordinary person. With a little tweak that day, his spiritual plants seemed to have opened the door to a new world, undergoing colorful changes.

"Coffee beans, don't fuck with garlic anymore, you are using it to wake up the mushrooms, not to send them away."

After insulting the coffee beans lying on Garlic's body, Dave heard the sound of the door opening, turned around, and saw Zhou Li who had entered the vegetable garden with Tang Wan.

"Oh, dear Master Zhou, welcome to my plant paradise."

Walking forward, Dave was just about to give Zhou Li a big hug, but then he retracted his hand angrily under the gaze of the other party, "If you dare to hug him, you will die." and tugged at the garlic-smelling clothes.

"Dave, I have good news for you."

Pulling Tang Wan over and blocking her between himself and Dave, Zhou Li said with a smile: "We are about to have a decisive battle with zombies."

"Oh?"

Dave swayed from side to side, which seemed to be a subconscious action when he was happy, "Is a big wave of zombies about to invade?"

"Do not."

Zhou Li shook his head, "Just one."

"what."

Dave was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "Yes, Ming Zombie pays attention to quality, but we pay attention to quantity. In that case, where should we fight? Is it the back garden, the swimming pool, or the roof?"

"neither."

Speaking of this, an awkward and weird smile appeared on Zhou Li's face.He looked at Dave and said two words.

"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

After hearing the indescribable location mentioned by Zhou Li, Dave immediately slapped his face with both hands, his whole body twisted, and he shouted like a world-famous painting.

"Don't worry."

Tang Wan sat cross-legged on Gao Nut, held his cheeks, and said in a bored manner, "Not today."

"No, no, it's not a matter of time my friends."

Dave's head shook with residual images. The stained white shirt on his body turned yellow under the sunlight. He looked at Zhou Li and said with a bitter look on his face: "My plants... I'm afraid they can't To survive in that environment.”

"rest assured."

Zhou Li smiled when he heard the words, and said in relief: "I didn't ask you to plant the plants inside, just plant them outside."

"But···"

Hearing this, Dave had a hesitant look on his face.After a while, he gritted his teeth and said hesitantly, "Can I ask my plants about their choices?"

After hearing Dave's words, a mysterious smile appeared on Zhou Li's face. He nodded and said frankly, "Of course."

Dave breathed a sigh of relief.He walked up to his big mouth flower and asked in a low voice.Afterwards, a shocked look appeared on Dave's face.

He didn't believe in evil and asked about the next plant.After hearing Dave's words, Hot Pepper suddenly became excited and nodded his head again and again, which made Dave even more unbelievable.

Looking at the back of Dave who was constantly walking back and forth in the yard, Tang Wan, who was sitting on the nut wall beside him, couldn't help but be curious and asked Zhou Li beside him:
"how did you do it?"

"Ok?"

Seeing Zhou Li with an innocent face, Tang Wan's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly, "Don't be stupid, we came to Taixue together last night, I just didn't come in, and it's not that I didn't know you had."

"Haha."

Zhou Li looked at Dave, who knelt down in front of Garlic in disbelief, unable to understand why these plants were so crazy, a meaningful smile appeared on his face.

"Actually, I just did one thing."

“Last night I gave the plants a round of farmyard manure.”

"They went right up."

Tang Wan was shocked.

She looked at Zhou Li, not knowing what to say for a while.Afterwards, Tang Wan cupped his hands at Zhou Li, and said with a serious face, "What a flexible method."

"Award."

Zhou Li returned a salute.

"Master Zhou Zhouzhou, this..."

Walking in front of Zhou Li, the brown-haired foreigner's face was full of disbelief, but he was not ready to go back on his words after he said it, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you, and I'll arrange it tonight."

"It's too late tonight, let's do it now."

Zhou Li looked at the rising sun outside the window, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.Tang Wan on the side shuddered when she saw Zhou Li's smile. She knew that whenever Zhou Li smiled like that, someone would be unlucky.

But she didn't expect that a person could always be unlucky.

(End of this chapter)