Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 79 This one is even more heavyweight
Chapter 79 This one is even more heavyweight
The lockdown is over.
Everyone was stunned when they heard the news.
What, is this the end?
In other words, everyone has a doubt.
The city was sealed with a hammer?
In fact, in Daming, population mobility is a rare thing. Except for the children of rich families or officials who are interested in sightseeing, the rest of the people are not busy enough all day long.
Therefore, the closure of the city in the past few days has no impact on the lives of the vast majority of people in Beiliang.
"Fellow, is this city lockdown over?"
At the gate of the bustling city, a group of people gathered around a yamen servant, asking questions here and there, and the yamen servants did not tire of it.After a while, he couldn't help but roared and shouted:
"Everyone, stop it, stop it!"
There was no expulsion by force, and no rough hands and feet. The yamen servant brought out by Li Kuan patiently dissuaded the surrounding people:
"I know that everyone is in a hurry, and you don't want to go out of the city and just come here for fun, but I don't know anything about it. The county magistrate Li said that he will explain it to you at the street of the vegetable market in a while, so please forgive me. leave me, okay?"
Faced with the tearful words of the government servants, several aunts sighed and dragged their neighbors out of the city gate.After sending away these idle aunties, the government officer looked at the empty city gate and sighed.
This Beiliang is really outstanding.
"Brother, brother."
At this moment, the government official suddenly heard an old voice coming from outside the city gate.He cheered up, raised his head, quickly stood up and walked to the city gate.
Outside the gate, an old man with pale hair and a kind face appeared in front of the yamen servant.He hunched his body, poked his head out of the small window next to the city gate, and said hoarsely: "Brother, how long will we keep the city closed?"
"Oh, sir, come in quickly, we won't lock down the city anymore."
The yamen servant happily opened the city gate, facing the somewhat surprised uncle, he quickly said: "The order just issued from above will lift the city closure today, and the curfew will also be lifted."
"so good."
The old man was obviously a little surprised. He looked at the yamen servant and was about to speak when he heard the other party talking to himself.
"Five cents, forget it, ten cents."
Ah.
With a sneer in his heart, the old man put his hand into his pocket as usual, ready to take out ten coins to send this brat away.
However, just when the old man's hand touched the money in his arms, he was shocked to see the government servant opposite happily taking out ten cents and stuffing it into his hand without any explanation.
What the hell?
Looking at the confused old man in front of him, the yamen servant patted his shoulder cheerfully and said, "It's okay, this is an order from our city lord. We will give a little money to foreign enemies who are lonely, young and old when they come into the city, just treat it as a crime. Show your love."
The old man took the ten cents. Although these ten cents could only buy ten steamed buns, he had never received money from the defenders of the city.Suddenly, the old man felt warm in his heart and thought to himself.
Once I make you into a steamed bun with human meat, I won’t eat you raw.
That's right, this kind-hearted old man who is proficient in philistines is my dear Mr. Gui Daozi.Originally, he just wanted to inquire with the soldiers defending the city in the south of the city, to see how connected the biogas digesters in the city could be connected.
This is all right, I can observe the cesspool in person.
Thinking of this, the humiliation and grief of the past few days instantly disappeared in my mind.The old man sighed, and just about to take a step, he heard the yamen servant behind him suddenly stop him.
"Old brother."
The old man turned around, looked at the yamen servant who was happy because of the performance, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, little brother?"
"Ah, just to say it."
Waving his hands, the yamen servant said gently, "We don't allow open defecation in the city, and we have to go to the public toilets we built ourselves, mainly for hygiene."
"well!"
Hearing this, the old man suddenly clapped his legs and cheered loudly for some reason, as if he heard "the ingredients are all original", and a satisfied smile appeared on his old face.The yamen servant was stunned for a moment, and his subsequent words became weaker.
"Also, if you want to watch the excitement, you can go to the vegetable market, there seem to be zombies watching..."
"Fuck, shit!"
Looking at the old man who suddenly cursed for some reason, the yamen officer turned his head, whistled, looked at the sky, and silently recited [Beiliang City Patrol Code No. 12 Edition by Li Kuan] in his heart.
[Six: When you encounter a beggar, a psychopath, or a naked person, please identify the other person’s identity.If you find that the other party is acting like a spiritual master, please stay away immediately and report it to the county government.If you find that the other person is similar to the special person "Zhou Li", stay away immediately, stay away, stay away! 】
In this way, Gui Daozi, disguised as an old man visiting relatives, cursed on the left side of his face, and walked towards the vegetable market happily and longingly on the right side of his face.Following the instructions of the street signs that can be seen everywhere in Beiliang City, the old man quickly arrived at the door of the bustling vegetable market.
Are you guys all right?
Looking at the crowded market entrance in front of him, Gui Daozi was speechless. He had no idea of the importance of the speech of the magistrate of Beiliang City in the hearts of the people.
Zhao Benshan's sketches from Northeast people are nothing better than this.
Fortunately, although Gui Daozi looks old and decrepit, this is just his disguise. Except for the fact that his lower body is now really decrepit, Gui Daozi is much stronger than ordinary people.After struggling to squeeze into the crowd and finally find a good angle, he raised his head and saw the scene on the makeshift stage.
Me, grass.
Gui Daozi was shocked.
The first one is stiff and headless, sitting on a wooden stake in a contemplative posture, like a famous stone contemplator in history, full of philosophical atmosphere that makes people think.Of course, the premise is that you ignore your own head underneath its butt.
The second zombie, this one is not exhibited because of taking care of the emotions of the victim's family.
The third zombie, that's interesting.
First of all, we need to be clear that the third zombie died on the top of the city gate, that is, the poor zombie who was stabbed by the ground and then duang by Hou Jue.
Seeing the dead body propped up by a stick, with the lower body mosaiced by vines, Gui Daozi shuddered, and a breathing pain appeared in his lower body.
So vicious.
Looking at his two treasures, Gui Daozi did not hesitate at all, and planned to steal the first Zombie who acted separately tonight, so that he could return to the fairy road.
In fact, according to common sense, Gui Daozi should take away the second zombie, which is the one whose lower body exploded.Because this one is relatively complete and easy to restore.But the first one needs to be decapitated and reborn, which is very troublesome and consumes materials.
However, when he thought of the need for his soul to go out of his body and lean over the corpse to restore his stiffness, Gui Daozi resolutely chose to beheaded and reborn.
Isn't it death? Can it be more terrifying than a big explosion in the lower body?
Thinking of this, Gui Daozi snorted coldly, ignoring Li Kuan, who had already started to "build a civilized city to prevent zombies from invading" on the stage, shook his sleeves and left the entrance of the vegetable market.
Walking on the street, Gui Daozi touched his stomach, and a hunger from his soul urged him to get something to eat quickly.He looked at the food stalls around him, but he didn't have any appetite.
Just when Gui Daozi was secretly depressed, a tall woman in a peach jacket and skirt walked to a vegetable stall with a wooden basket, bent down, brushed her messy long hair behind her ears, and began to pick out vegetables from the stall. Green vegetables.
Eat her, eat her, eat her!
From the first moment he saw this woman, Gui Daozi's heart was constantly torn by a thought.He looked at the beautiful woman greedily, with only greed for food in his eyes.
No, you must eat her!
At this time, Gui Daozi felt that he had been fascinated by the beautiful fragrance.He swallowed his saliva, and slowly grabbed a formula, the black qi that controlled people's hearts gradually condensed, lurking towards the woman who lifted the vegetable basket.
"Sister, let's buy some meat."
At this time, a handsome young man came out of the pharmacy on the side of the street, followed by a white-haired girl devoutly holding a candy stick in her mouth, with a contented expression on her pretty face.
"It's up to you."
The woman drawled her voice in a long tone, raised her beautiful eyes, and smiled beautifully: "You are the chef anyway, and I still rely on your thoughts as a little girl."
After finishing speaking, the woman will gently pinch Xia Chan, who is on the shoulder of the young man who doesn't know when she will land, and then put it on the big tree beside her.Then, her eyes followed the crowd and landed on the greedy Gui Daozi.
boom! ! ! ! !
Suddenly, Gui Daozi felt as if his brain had been struck by thunder, and unspeakable fear spread in his heart.In an instant, his eyes were shrouded in darkness, and countless strange and gorgeous colors pierced his soul like a blade.
Oh?
Taoyao tilted her head slightly and looked at Gui Daozi, who was covered in cold sweat and motionless, as if frozen in place, with a faint thought in his clear and gentle eyes.
【Ah...it's you...】
[No, I can’t kill you now]
Listening to the bickering between Zhou Li and Tang Wan, Tao Yao narrowed her eyes slightly, and the corners of her rosy lips curled up slightly.
[If you die now, Xiaoli will not be happy. 】
"Sister, do you want to eat scrambled eggs? Tang Wan wants to eat."
Covering Tang Wan's mouth, Zhou Li looked at Taoyao and said in a deep voice, "Boiled eggs are also fine."
"I can do it."
Tao Yao looked at Zhou Li, with a gentle smile in her eyes, she stretched out her delicate and white hands like jade carvings, rubbed Zhou Li's head, and said with a smile: "You just want to be happy."
"Then I'm so happy."
With a ferocious smile, Zhou Li bought two kilograms of eggs and planned to give Tang Wan a big boiled egg set meal.Taoyao gently put down her hand, and at the same time, an imperceptible glimmer of light spread from her palm and fell on the motionless Gui Daozi's mind.
【Xiao Li is not happy...】
Leaning gently against Zhouli, Taoyao looked longingly at the cute white rabbit in the cage beside her.Zhou Li understood immediately, stepped forward, bought a rabbit, and asked Taoyao, "Braised or spicy?"
"Spicy."
Tao Yao squatted in front of the rabbit with a smile, looked at the frightened little white rabbit, and said softly: "Little Guanshu people must like spicy food."
"Fortunately."
Tang Wan on the side nodded, and said seriously: "I don't have any taboos, I can eat raw ones too."
Taoyao couldn't help but laugh, and finally, she glanced at Gui Daozi, who was dripping with cold sweat and full of fear in the crowd, and smiled lightly.
【I won't allow it, neither will the world】
Slowly, Gui Daozi came back to his senses.He looked blankly at the bustling crowd around him, feeling as if he had experienced something, but he couldn't remember it anyway.After a while, he patted the dust off his body and subconsciously walked towards the public toilet.
Did I... did I forget something?
Forget it, take care of him.
Looking at the toilet that was getting closer and closer, Gui Daozi once again had a look of anticipation on his face, as if he was not going to go to the toilet, but to eat.
Disgusting.
(End of this chapter)
The lockdown is over.
Everyone was stunned when they heard the news.
What, is this the end?
In other words, everyone has a doubt.
The city was sealed with a hammer?
In fact, in Daming, population mobility is a rare thing. Except for the children of rich families or officials who are interested in sightseeing, the rest of the people are not busy enough all day long.
Therefore, the closure of the city in the past few days has no impact on the lives of the vast majority of people in Beiliang.
"Fellow, is this city lockdown over?"
At the gate of the bustling city, a group of people gathered around a yamen servant, asking questions here and there, and the yamen servants did not tire of it.After a while, he couldn't help but roared and shouted:
"Everyone, stop it, stop it!"
There was no expulsion by force, and no rough hands and feet. The yamen servant brought out by Li Kuan patiently dissuaded the surrounding people:
"I know that everyone is in a hurry, and you don't want to go out of the city and just come here for fun, but I don't know anything about it. The county magistrate Li said that he will explain it to you at the street of the vegetable market in a while, so please forgive me. leave me, okay?"
Faced with the tearful words of the government servants, several aunts sighed and dragged their neighbors out of the city gate.After sending away these idle aunties, the government officer looked at the empty city gate and sighed.
This Beiliang is really outstanding.
"Brother, brother."
At this moment, the government official suddenly heard an old voice coming from outside the city gate.He cheered up, raised his head, quickly stood up and walked to the city gate.
Outside the gate, an old man with pale hair and a kind face appeared in front of the yamen servant.He hunched his body, poked his head out of the small window next to the city gate, and said hoarsely: "Brother, how long will we keep the city closed?"
"Oh, sir, come in quickly, we won't lock down the city anymore."
The yamen servant happily opened the city gate, facing the somewhat surprised uncle, he quickly said: "The order just issued from above will lift the city closure today, and the curfew will also be lifted."
"so good."
The old man was obviously a little surprised. He looked at the yamen servant and was about to speak when he heard the other party talking to himself.
"Five cents, forget it, ten cents."
Ah.
With a sneer in his heart, the old man put his hand into his pocket as usual, ready to take out ten coins to send this brat away.
However, just when the old man's hand touched the money in his arms, he was shocked to see the government servant opposite happily taking out ten cents and stuffing it into his hand without any explanation.
What the hell?
Looking at the confused old man in front of him, the yamen servant patted his shoulder cheerfully and said, "It's okay, this is an order from our city lord. We will give a little money to foreign enemies who are lonely, young and old when they come into the city, just treat it as a crime. Show your love."
The old man took the ten cents. Although these ten cents could only buy ten steamed buns, he had never received money from the defenders of the city.Suddenly, the old man felt warm in his heart and thought to himself.
Once I make you into a steamed bun with human meat, I won’t eat you raw.
That's right, this kind-hearted old man who is proficient in philistines is my dear Mr. Gui Daozi.Originally, he just wanted to inquire with the soldiers defending the city in the south of the city, to see how connected the biogas digesters in the city could be connected.
This is all right, I can observe the cesspool in person.
Thinking of this, the humiliation and grief of the past few days instantly disappeared in my mind.The old man sighed, and just about to take a step, he heard the yamen servant behind him suddenly stop him.
"Old brother."
The old man turned around, looked at the yamen servant who was happy because of the performance, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, little brother?"
"Ah, just to say it."
Waving his hands, the yamen servant said gently, "We don't allow open defecation in the city, and we have to go to the public toilets we built ourselves, mainly for hygiene."
"well!"
Hearing this, the old man suddenly clapped his legs and cheered loudly for some reason, as if he heard "the ingredients are all original", and a satisfied smile appeared on his old face.The yamen servant was stunned for a moment, and his subsequent words became weaker.
"Also, if you want to watch the excitement, you can go to the vegetable market, there seem to be zombies watching..."
"Fuck, shit!"
Looking at the old man who suddenly cursed for some reason, the yamen officer turned his head, whistled, looked at the sky, and silently recited [Beiliang City Patrol Code No. 12 Edition by Li Kuan] in his heart.
[Six: When you encounter a beggar, a psychopath, or a naked person, please identify the other person’s identity.If you find that the other party is acting like a spiritual master, please stay away immediately and report it to the county government.If you find that the other person is similar to the special person "Zhou Li", stay away immediately, stay away, stay away! 】
In this way, Gui Daozi, disguised as an old man visiting relatives, cursed on the left side of his face, and walked towards the vegetable market happily and longingly on the right side of his face.Following the instructions of the street signs that can be seen everywhere in Beiliang City, the old man quickly arrived at the door of the bustling vegetable market.
Are you guys all right?
Looking at the crowded market entrance in front of him, Gui Daozi was speechless. He had no idea of the importance of the speech of the magistrate of Beiliang City in the hearts of the people.
Zhao Benshan's sketches from Northeast people are nothing better than this.
Fortunately, although Gui Daozi looks old and decrepit, this is just his disguise. Except for the fact that his lower body is now really decrepit, Gui Daozi is much stronger than ordinary people.After struggling to squeeze into the crowd and finally find a good angle, he raised his head and saw the scene on the makeshift stage.
Me, grass.
Gui Daozi was shocked.
The first one is stiff and headless, sitting on a wooden stake in a contemplative posture, like a famous stone contemplator in history, full of philosophical atmosphere that makes people think.Of course, the premise is that you ignore your own head underneath its butt.
The second zombie, this one is not exhibited because of taking care of the emotions of the victim's family.
The third zombie, that's interesting.
First of all, we need to be clear that the third zombie died on the top of the city gate, that is, the poor zombie who was stabbed by the ground and then duang by Hou Jue.
Seeing the dead body propped up by a stick, with the lower body mosaiced by vines, Gui Daozi shuddered, and a breathing pain appeared in his lower body.
So vicious.
Looking at his two treasures, Gui Daozi did not hesitate at all, and planned to steal the first Zombie who acted separately tonight, so that he could return to the fairy road.
In fact, according to common sense, Gui Daozi should take away the second zombie, which is the one whose lower body exploded.Because this one is relatively complete and easy to restore.But the first one needs to be decapitated and reborn, which is very troublesome and consumes materials.
However, when he thought of the need for his soul to go out of his body and lean over the corpse to restore his stiffness, Gui Daozi resolutely chose to beheaded and reborn.
Isn't it death? Can it be more terrifying than a big explosion in the lower body?
Thinking of this, Gui Daozi snorted coldly, ignoring Li Kuan, who had already started to "build a civilized city to prevent zombies from invading" on the stage, shook his sleeves and left the entrance of the vegetable market.
Walking on the street, Gui Daozi touched his stomach, and a hunger from his soul urged him to get something to eat quickly.He looked at the food stalls around him, but he didn't have any appetite.
Just when Gui Daozi was secretly depressed, a tall woman in a peach jacket and skirt walked to a vegetable stall with a wooden basket, bent down, brushed her messy long hair behind her ears, and began to pick out vegetables from the stall. Green vegetables.
Eat her, eat her, eat her!
From the first moment he saw this woman, Gui Daozi's heart was constantly torn by a thought.He looked at the beautiful woman greedily, with only greed for food in his eyes.
No, you must eat her!
At this time, Gui Daozi felt that he had been fascinated by the beautiful fragrance.He swallowed his saliva, and slowly grabbed a formula, the black qi that controlled people's hearts gradually condensed, lurking towards the woman who lifted the vegetable basket.
"Sister, let's buy some meat."
At this time, a handsome young man came out of the pharmacy on the side of the street, followed by a white-haired girl devoutly holding a candy stick in her mouth, with a contented expression on her pretty face.
"It's up to you."
The woman drawled her voice in a long tone, raised her beautiful eyes, and smiled beautifully: "You are the chef anyway, and I still rely on your thoughts as a little girl."
After finishing speaking, the woman will gently pinch Xia Chan, who is on the shoulder of the young man who doesn't know when she will land, and then put it on the big tree beside her.Then, her eyes followed the crowd and landed on the greedy Gui Daozi.
boom! ! ! ! !
Suddenly, Gui Daozi felt as if his brain had been struck by thunder, and unspeakable fear spread in his heart.In an instant, his eyes were shrouded in darkness, and countless strange and gorgeous colors pierced his soul like a blade.
Oh?
Taoyao tilted her head slightly and looked at Gui Daozi, who was covered in cold sweat and motionless, as if frozen in place, with a faint thought in his clear and gentle eyes.
【Ah...it's you...】
[No, I can’t kill you now]
Listening to the bickering between Zhou Li and Tang Wan, Tao Yao narrowed her eyes slightly, and the corners of her rosy lips curled up slightly.
[If you die now, Xiaoli will not be happy. 】
"Sister, do you want to eat scrambled eggs? Tang Wan wants to eat."
Covering Tang Wan's mouth, Zhou Li looked at Taoyao and said in a deep voice, "Boiled eggs are also fine."
"I can do it."
Tao Yao looked at Zhou Li, with a gentle smile in her eyes, she stretched out her delicate and white hands like jade carvings, rubbed Zhou Li's head, and said with a smile: "You just want to be happy."
"Then I'm so happy."
With a ferocious smile, Zhou Li bought two kilograms of eggs and planned to give Tang Wan a big boiled egg set meal.Taoyao gently put down her hand, and at the same time, an imperceptible glimmer of light spread from her palm and fell on the motionless Gui Daozi's mind.
【Xiao Li is not happy...】
Leaning gently against Zhouli, Taoyao looked longingly at the cute white rabbit in the cage beside her.Zhou Li understood immediately, stepped forward, bought a rabbit, and asked Taoyao, "Braised or spicy?"
"Spicy."
Tao Yao squatted in front of the rabbit with a smile, looked at the frightened little white rabbit, and said softly: "Little Guanshu people must like spicy food."
"Fortunately."
Tang Wan on the side nodded, and said seriously: "I don't have any taboos, I can eat raw ones too."
Taoyao couldn't help but laugh, and finally, she glanced at Gui Daozi, who was dripping with cold sweat and full of fear in the crowd, and smiled lightly.
【I won't allow it, neither will the world】
Slowly, Gui Daozi came back to his senses.He looked blankly at the bustling crowd around him, feeling as if he had experienced something, but he couldn't remember it anyway.After a while, he patted the dust off his body and subconsciously walked towards the public toilet.
Did I... did I forget something?
Forget it, take care of him.
Looking at the toilet that was getting closer and closer, Gui Daozi once again had a look of anticipation on his face, as if he was not going to go to the toilet, but to eat.
Disgusting.
(End of this chapter)
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