Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 80
Many years later, Wang Tu, the guardian of the swamp, stood in front of the swamp he had guarded for decades, and he would surely think of that distant afternoon, when the magical Lao Deng resolutely opened his arms and leaped back into the curve drawn by the swamp.

On this day, there were three ruthless jobs in the city that became the talk of Beiliang citizens after dinner.

The first hard work is the two extremely artistic zombie corpses.No one could have imagined that a zombie with a hideous face could die in such a humorous and pleasing manner.Some people even made a one-to-one replica of these two zombies, preparing to go to major cities for exhibitions.

The theme of the exhibition is: cool on the top or hot on the bottom.

The second piece of fun was that Li Kuan, the famous display master of Beiliang City, gave a two-hour speech at the market entrance with the theme of "Creating a Civilized City".

In this speech, he talked about Beiliang customs, how to cook the tofu skin from Grandma Li's house next door, and from the beginning of the prehistoric times to looking forward to the future. He enriched the content of his speech by focusing on "does the emperor's family use gold hoes?"

In the end, Li Kuan talked for two full hours, and he told Mrs. Li that he had suffered from heat stroke, so he left the stage full of satisfaction.Everyone loves to hear this, and since then, the first thing I say when I see a friend is not "Have you eaten?", but "Have you reviewed the 21 points of Li Kuan's speech?", which is really a miracle.

The last one was an old man.

An old man traveling in the snow.

The job of guarding the swamp can be said to be the most humble and leisurely job in the entire Ming Dynasty civil service system.

Humble, because everyone knows that swamps are not so friendly in terms of smell or appearance, so the people who guard the swamps often have a little smell on them, and they are not welcomed by others.

Leisure, because compared with guarding warehouses, silver, weapons and other positions with heavy responsibilities and requiring dedication, the marsh guards are not even cared about sleeping when they go to work, let alone desertion.As long as you don't go in for a swim, no one will care about you at all.

how?Are you afraid that someone will steal the dung and go back and put it on the plate?
As a leisurely yamen servant, Wang Tu, wearing his uniform as always, wobbled to the side of Beiliang Swamp, and started another bad day of his own.

Holding his nose, he opened the huge swamp door and took a casual glance inside. Wang Tu opened the valve connecting various public toilets in Beiliang. After hearing the surging sound, he quickly closed the swamp door and walked to the hut on the side. , changed clothes, made tea leisurely, and lay on the bed rocking.

His daily job is to open the valve in the morning and close it at night.If something went wrong, I went to the Beiliang Taixue who studied civil engineering to check it, and after the inspection, the government reimbursed me.No problem, you can spend a whole day in the smell-proof hut without doing anything, drink tea and sleep, whatever you want.

"I'm from Wollongong, an idle person~~~"

Humming a ditty, Wang Tu took a sip of his tea, with a satisfied look on his face.

Although this job is not popular, it is really leisurely. As a person who regards Li Kuan as a role model in life, Wang Tu feels that he was born to see the swamp.

dong dong dong.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door that had never been knocked before. Suddenly, Wang Tu shuddered and almost dropped the tea cup in his hand.

He raised his head warily and gently put the teacup aside.Wang Tu is just lazy, not stupid. He knows that no one will covet the thing he is guarding, so if someone suddenly visits, there is only one possibility...

This person has taken a fancy to himself.

Wang Tu swallowed his saliva. This place was so remote that it was almost impossible for anyone to get lost.After all, if you get lost, the most common problem is your eyes and brain, but your nose can't also suffer from it.Thinking of this, Wang Tu gently held the dagger on the door beside him, put it behind his back, walked to the door, and slowly said:

"Who?"

"Come to visit."

As soon as these words came out, Wang Tu put the dagger aside.

Pulled out the crossbow.

This is no ordinary gangster.

This is a gangster with a mental illness.

As a dedicated government official who has kept in mind the "Beiliang City Patrol Code No. 12 Edition by Li Kuan", Wang Tu is naturally [-]% alert for such a mentally ill person.Holding a powerful crossbow in his hand, he took a few steps back and asked warily:

"Why are you here to visit? Explain!"

Whenever the other party said that he liked the environment of this place, Wang Tu would just put the crossbow in his mouth without saying a word.But after a brief silence, the mentally ill old man slowly spoke:
"I'm a Ph.D. from the Imperial College of Shangjing. I'm invited to visit your city's biogas digesters and learn from your advanced biogas collection experience so as to contribute to the city's construction in Shangjing."

Hearing this, Wang Tu breathed a sigh of relief.If anyone else would come to the swamp other than myself and the oxen and horses who studied civil engineering, probably only this kind of old scholars who cared about the people would come.

Wang Tu put away his dagger and crossbow, stepped forward, opened the door, and found a white-haired old man standing outside.This old man has a kind face, gentle words, and short hair. He looks like a construction material at first glance.

"Old sir, do you want to go in and take a look?"

There was no defense, not even a trace of doubt.Seeing the thinning hair and thick dark circles under the eyes, Wang Tu concluded that the old man was a construction worker.

"is it okay?"

The old man was obviously stunned for a moment. Obviously, Mr. Gui Daozi did not expect his plan to visit the swamp to be accomplished so easily.He was a little hesitant, and asked, "Can I visit by myself?"

"Too capable."

Hearing this, Wang Tu, who had no desire to visit the giant toilet, nodded repeatedly. He was originally prepared to be smoked together, but he didn't expect that the old man was quite kind and actually prepared to enjoy life alone.

"Then... I went?"

Looking at the key handed over, Gui Daozi once wondered if it was a trap.He raised his head, and a dirty reflection flashed in his eyes. The next second, Wang Tu in front of him looked a little dazed, and seemed to be in a strange state.

"Has this swamp been modified recently?"

After hearing Gui Daozi's question, Wang Tu scratched his head and replied in a trance: "Yes, yesterday when we were building a city, Li Kuan felt that the land next to the swamp was fertile and suitable for planting trees, so he opened several flower beds and planted some trees." plant."

"Tell me, do you have any conspiracy?"

Gui Daozi stretched out his hand and clasped it firmly on the opponent's head, his voice sounded bewildered.

Wang Tu was stunned, but he couldn't think and could only answer instinctively.

"Have."

Suddenly, a strange smile appeared on Gui Daozi's face. He sneered and continued to ask:

"Tell me your plot."

A look of resistance instantly appeared on Wang Tu's face, but he was only a second-rank spirit spirit master. If Gui Daozi hadn't been worried about scaring the snake, he would have become a lonely soul by now. Out.

"My conspiracy...conspiracy..."

Suddenly, Wang Tu roared ferociously:

"Tomorrow I will close all the valves in the public toilets near Mrs. Wang's house and smoke her severely for three days and two nights. She dares to call me a civil dog! I don't work overtime even though I have hair. How dare she call me a civil dog? ! This is unreasonable!”

Gui Daozi's face froze, and then he was silent for a long time.

After a while, he threw Wang Tu on the bed, snorted coldly, walked to the swamp gate, and murmured quietly while unlocking the door.

"This old lady scolded really hard."

(End of this chapter)