Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 81 I Want a Blooming Life ([-] words long chapter)
"Are you in the suit?"

In Taixue Academy, Zhou Li crossed his legs, looked at the old scholar who was pouring white wine into the teapot, and said:

"Why are you still drinking something white? Is Aunt Liu back to her parents' house?"

"There are so many questions."

After glancing at Zhou Li, the old scholar said slowly, "Wang Tu's soul orb flashed just now. If I guessed right, Daozi Gui should have made the move."

"I'm going right now."

Guo Lingyun stood up suddenly with a steel knife in his hand, and was stopped by the old scholar just as he was about to open the door and leave.

"Oh~ don't worry, why are you so anxious, young man? Wang Tu has my seal on his body, he won't be hurt."

The old scholar waved casually, and Guo Lingyun sat back in his seat obediently.

Hou Jue on the side was immediately happy, and just about to taunt, he heard Qianhu on the side say softly and resolutely:

"My son, you have to sit like a statue. Others think you have broken your leg if you don't know it. Please sit down."

Immediately, Hou Jue sat obediently on the seat with Sima's face, motionless.

There's no way, Qianhu's father really set out to educate the children.

Even if you are not a biological child, you will also educate.

"Then what if the old man really blows up the swamp?"

Although he sat back down, Guo Lingyun was still a little worried: "If he ignites the marsh with the heart of dying together, I'm afraid Beiliang will be turned upside down."

"You don't have to worry about that."

With a slight smile, the old pedant said with confidence:

"There are a total of 23 magic circles in the entire biogas pond, completely covering the biogas pond and its public toilets with a radius of hundreds of miles. These 23 magic circles include many spells such as extinguishing spirit energy, water covering, powder spraying, breath holding, etc. The magic circles are connected to each other, and each has its own double insurance, which will never be cracked or detected."

"Once a series of flammable and explosive substances such as open flames, spiritual energy, and flint are used within the scope of the biogas pool, the magic circle will operate, and powder fire extinguishing and small-scale soul-losing techniques will be carried out immediately to ensure that the source is cut off. Possibility of explosion."

Hearing this, Qianhu and the others suddenly fell silent.

You guys, is this a swamp?

I believe you when you say you are going to capture Rome.

"No, this..."

Guo Lingyun opened his mouth in disbelief, and asked in puzzlement, "Why is this swamp so heavily guarded?"

After hearing Guo Lingyun's question, the old pedant's hand holding the cup froze, and Zhou Li and Tang Wan who were beside him also showed some complicated expressions on their faces.

"Because of some... historical issues."

The old pedant coughed twice, and said: "We have learned from past experience and lessons, summed up the current technical misunderstandings, developed new strategies, studied new situations, followed the trend of the times, and provided visual defensive services. We must take the people's demands as the starting point and continue to innovate. , keep innovating, never delay.”

"To put it simply, Zhou Li blew up the old scholar's toilet. He was worried that Zhou Li would turn into a murderer and light up the Beiliang Marsh Pond in the future, so he rushed to build 23 connected magic circles overnight and deployed them in the marsh pond."

Looking at the people with broken expressions, Tang Wan nodded and said proudly, "I was there when the toilet was blown up."

No, why are you so proud?
Everyone was silent, and they did not continue to ask, let alone ask the old scholar what impact the explosion in his toilet had.

Apart from the fact that you Jinyiwei and the former Jinyiwei are more sensible, the most important thing is that the old pedant has already started to study the bowstring, and they are afraid that if the old pedant studies the bow and archery after a while, it will kill people.

Will die, must die.

Avoiding the frightening look in the old scholar's eyes, Zhou Li cleared his throat and said, "So, it's time for us to prepare to carry out our respective tasks."

"Go."

The old pedant hung the longbow back on the wall, and said calmly: "I have been ordered to die from above, and I am not allowed to make a move. Therefore, you should do your own business."

"I'm going to play chess with Li Kuan. This move will take three or four hours, and when we play chess, we are more focused. We can't hear or see anything. Do you understand?"

A meaningful smile appeared on the face of the old pedant, and so did Zhou Li.Looking at the tacit understanding of the old and new foxes, Guo Lingyun shuddered and began to mourn Gui Daozi in silence.

It was already noon at this time, and the scorching sun in the sky made people very irritable.Gui Daozi pushed open the gate of the swamp, and immediately stopped.

It stinks.

He thought that the smell of the swamp might not be too good, but he didn't expect it to be so bad.Gui Daozi took a step back subconsciously, and then the humiliating scenes he encountered appeared in his mind again.

Xiaogui, Xiaogui, think about it, how many things those beasts have done to you? Are you going to stop here just because of the taste?
He kept encouraging himself in his heart. After a while, Gui Daozi swallowed his saliva and almost vomited.He stamped his feet vigorously, gritted his teeth, and pushed the door open.

The mountains and rivers are like gathering, and the waves are like anger.

Looking at the majestic and disgusting scene in front of him, Gui Daozi couldn't bear it anymore. He took a few steps back, closed the door, found a place where the smell was not so strong, and took a big breath.

At least, see clearly.

Gui Daozi comforted himself. Although he just had a glimpse and did not see the full picture inside, he had already memorized the general structure of the building.

A thread of grass, wood and ash, together with kindling, can detonate this defenseless swamp.

Thinking of the scene where humans and gods share dung together, Gui Daozi's desire for revenge arose in his heart.He stepped forward, opened the door tremblingly, mustered up his courage, took out the bag at his waist, lowered his head, and began to arrange the ashes.

Plant ash, a kind of "thread" that spiritual masters prefer.This kind of thing can burn accurately like a lead wire when placed on the surface, and is generally used in activities such as detonating explosives.

Since it was a kind of dust, Gui Daozi could only pouted his buttocks, stepped back step by step, and sprinkled ashes on the ground.But after all, he was a cultivator of immortals, even if Gui Daozi didn't look back, he could still feel the approach of others.

What about plants?

I don't know when, a yellow nut with a firm expression and a round top and bottom came out from the flowerbed beside the swamp.He stared intently at Gui Daozi's upturned buttocks, swaying his body, as if waiting for something.

At the same time, in the flowerbed to the left of Gui Daozi, slender, elegant, white and beautiful slender pink mushrooms slowly grew.She lifted the umbrella cover and looked at Gui Daozi beside her, with a charming smile on her beautiful cheek.

Guo Lingyun climbed up the arrow tower in Beicheng, overlooking the entire Beiliang from a high position.He couldn't see the surroundings of the marsh clearly, because the distance was too far, even if he activated his dragon and tiger energy, it was difficult to see Gui Daozi clearly.

But, that's the point.

As an evil cultivator, Gui Daozi is extremely sensitive to "eyes".If Guo Lingyun could see him and looked at him intently, Gui Daozi would definitely be alert.But now, Guo Lingyun couldn't see him clearly at all, so Gui Daozi didn't notice anything.

So here comes the question, why did Guo Lingyun go up to the watchtower?
Nock the arrow, draw the bow, aim.

When the tall and strong Gao Nuo broke through the ground holding the ready-to-go Potato Thunder and appeared behind Gui Daozi's buttocks, the arrow shot out.

Ok?
Gui Daozi, who was arranging plant ash, suddenly moved his ears. He had been hearing the rustling of plants since just now, but he didn't care, because he could sense people's souls, so any ambush was impossible.

But... this voice.

When he heard the sound of arrows cutting through the air, Gui Daozi stood up. Just as he turned his head, he saw a heavy-looking man holding a potato thunder and looking at himself.

What the hell?
As a person from the Ming Dynasty, it is impossible for Gui Daozi to have played Plants vs. Zombies. Naturally, he does not know what a potato mine is, and it is even more impossible for him to have seen Gao Nut.

Therefore, when he saw this tall nut with a strange shape and a strong appearance, Gui Daozi was stunned for a moment.This moment of confusion became the thing he regretted most in his life.

boom! ! ! !

Fried potatoes?

This was the last thought that came to Gui Daozi's mind.

Accompanied by a violent roar, as if the signal to send the team had been ignited, the short nut under the tall nut threw dozens of punches in succession, and hit Gui Daozi's knee heavily.And the piranha that broke out of the ground at the side leaned back, and with the spit of "Ho~~~嘉", the viscous and corrosive venom covered Gui Daozi's whole body.

what's the situation?what's the situation? !

Instinctively, Gui Daozi put his hands together and cast his Taoist magic instantly. Countless sharp earth thorns spread all over his body, allowing him to breathe for a moment.He had just come to his senses and realized that he had been ambushed, and then he saw the blunt arrow shot at the pink mushroom.

"Ah~~~"

Accompanied by an elegant and charming sound, the enchanting mushroom, which exploded with the M attribute, began to shrink instantly, and then exploded suddenly.In an instant, an indescribable pink mist diffused around Gui Daozi.

Not good, poisonous!
Gui Daozi reacted quickly. The moment the pink mist dispersed, he closed his mouth and nose and held his breath.As a cultivator, Gui Daozi is naturally proficient in the Turtle Breath Technique. Not breathing for 10 minutes is not a problem at all.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a familiar ground thorn.

The thorn smiled heartily and warmly, and the chrysanthemums on his body were in full bloom, as if he was saying hello to the pale-faced Gui Daozi.

In an instant, Gui Daozi completely ignored the dangerous pink poison in the air, and directly used Taoism to firmly protect his lower body with soil.

Call ~
A touch of pink breath penetrated Gui Daozi's nostrils, but now he is focused on fighting against the ground thorns, and doesn't care about the poisonous fog at all. In fact, he also has this proud capital.

As an evil cultivator, poison is a must to taste.Gui Daozi's poison resistance is not low. It can be said that most of the poisons circulating in the rivers and lakes have no effect on him.

But what about medicine?

"Stimulate potential, mend nerves."

Looking at Gui Daozi, whose expression changed from horror to surprise, as if he felt something, Tang Wan said slowly:

"What I gave is not poison, it is a high-grade golden sore medicine. It can restore a person's injuries and activate his potential at the same time."

"Guess what will happen if Gui Daozi, who originally suffered a big explosion in his lower body, suddenly had his body repaired, his potential activated, and encountered the Charm Mushroom?"

The volcano is roaring.

It’s over.

Gui Daozi's heart sank. He didn't know why this poison could break through his body-protecting immortal energy and infect himself, who was immune to all poisons.Could it be that Beiliang really has a poisonous genius?

"You tell the truth."

Zhou Li, who was squatting on the roof, looked at Gui Daozi, who had a distorted expression, wishing he could play proudly on the spot, and asked Tang Wan who was beside him solemnly, "Why are you so proficient in mixing this medicine?"

"It's natural talent."

Looking at the bright sunshine, Tang Wan said melancholy: "Perhaps I am the only Tang Sect man who has turned into a woman in this world."

No, possibly your grandpa.

Zhou Li didn't say anything, he was afraid that Tang Wan would be overwhelmed.Turning his head, he looked at Gui Daozi who was welcoming the final finishing ceremony.

At this time, Gui Daozi's complexion was distorted and he spoke eloquently, just like a child with ADHD.Even though his legs were covered in mud, he couldn't stop shaking.Obviously, with the Charm Mushroom and Tang Guan's special Potential Activator, Gui Daozi is getting better now, so...
Here comes the main course.

For some reason, Gui Daozi suddenly turned his head and froze on the spot.

The soft mushroom petals, the charming purple skin, the beautiful and simple face, the generous and plump body, and the just right mushroom head.

Breathing heavily, Gui Daozi looked at the big mushroom ogling him in front of him, his mind went blank.

Do you want to rush?
Go, go!
The purest desires deep in his heart kept shouting and shouting, asking the Taoist master to surrender to his desires.His hands were trembling, his steps were slow and powerful, and he began to walk towards the charming big mushroom.

no! ! !

Suddenly, Gui Daozi's eyes widened with anger, his eyes were about to burst, and every cell in his body was telling him, No! ! !
If he really rushed, he would die, and he would die in the most humiliating way in human history.This would be more humiliating than being killed in a cesspit, and a more terrifying death than being stripped off to death!

I am Gui Daozi, a cultivator of immortality, and I cannot bear this humiliation! ! !

Since I am bound to die, I also want to die vigorously, instead of dying in the mouth of a mushroom or in the conspiracy of a group of beasts!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

Suddenly, Gui Daozi shook his hands vigorously and roared towards the sky.

On the left is the Gatling Bodhisattva pea shooting wildly, and on the right is the nut wall holding potato mines.Hou Jue, who was holding an electric baton, followed beside him, and Qian Hu, who was full of dragon and tiger aura, stood with a knife, blocking all escape routes.

Can't run?
You can run!
"Did he want it?!"

Zhou Li seemed to have thought of something, with a look of shock on his face.He stood up abruptly, looking at Gui Daozi who was running wildly under the setting sun in disbelief.

"Could it be..."

As if she had a tacit understanding, Tang Wan also looked at Gui Daozi, who was charging in the barrage of Dao Qi and Buddhist consecrated peas, and a terrible thought emerged in her mind.

"he wants?!"

Hou Jue and Qianhu looked in shock at Gui Daozi who was full of determination and charged silently.He didn't rush towards Hou Jue, nor Qianhu, and he didn't move in the direction of the only one who had a chance to escape.

the direction he's headed...
Wang Tu, who had just woken up, rubbed his aching eyes. He raised his head and saw that he passed by him. A satisfied smile appeared on his old face, and Gui Daozi's determination was written all over his body.

Ok?
Wang Tu was stunned for a moment.

His eyes followed Gui Daozi's strong body, and then drew a perfect arc in mid-air.

puff.

I'm so hasty, so, so, so, so so so so so so so! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Wang Tu looked in horror at Gui Daozi who was drowning in the cesspit, waving his hands outside, smiling hopelessly and gradually sinking, his whole spiritual world trembled violently.

what's the situation?what's the situation?What the hell is going on?
The afterglow of the setting sun, the dawn ends.Everything, with a bang, seemed to be over.

Many years later, when Wang Tu stood in front of the swamp he had guarded for decades, he would definitely think of that distant afternoon when the magical Lao Deng resolutely opened his arms and jumped into the curve drawn by the swamp.

(End of this chapter)