Respawn Entertainment: Days of Glory
Chapter 279 Two Living Treasures
Chapter 279 Two Living Treasures (please subscribe, please vote)
Bian Lang thought to himself: "This is exposed, isn't it possible?"
But he didn't show any timidity, and asked Wang Yunfei with a puzzled look on his face: "Teacher Wang, are there any valuables in the luggage?"
Who would have thought that Wang Yun jumped half a step after flying, clapped his fingers and pointed at Bian Lang and said with a smile: "Hey, let me guess, Bian Lang, is this Teacher Lang?"
Looking at this expression and movement, Bian Lang was sure that this was definitely the fat apprentice of the little black fat man from the original earth who had "travelled" to him.
He resisted the urge to ask Wang Yunfei if the braised naan was pizza, and continued to pretend: "Teacher Wang, you are so funny. Teacher Bian and Teacher Dong are already on the road."
Wang Yunfei had studied several major guests before coming, especially because his uncle, an old rock fan, specially told him that he must have a good relationship with Bian Lang, so that Bian Lang would go to BJ in the future so that he could have a chance to organize a meal. .
Therefore, he was particularly interested in Bian Lang, especially as a language worker, and his recognition of sounds was different from ordinary people. Therefore, after Bian Lang spoke, he was basically sure that they were inseparable. .
Coupled with careful observation and comparison of figures, he was sure that he was right.
So no matter how Bian Lang acted, he wouldn't believe it.
"I knew the program crew must have bad intentions. They would definitely give us questions as soon as we get off the plane. How embarrassing would it be if we didn't recognize you until we arrived at the ant nest?" He came up to shake hands with Bian Lang.
Seeing this, Bian Lang knew that he couldn't hide it from Wang Yunfei, so he admitted frankly: "Teacher Wang, how did you see this?"
"Oh, I've finally met you in person! I can't see it, I can only hear it! And I said that your toad mirror, which costs thousands of dollars, is a bit too ostentatious. Which staff member will come to pick you up? Wearing sunglasses... and this cowboy hat and mask, it doesn’t look like the outfit of a staff member!”
These sunglasses were newly bought for him by Dong Youbian. He didn't know how much they cost, but he knew they were definitely not cheap.
Thinking of this, Bian Lang took off his sunglasses and mask, and then said with a smile: "Teacher Wang is still so observant!"
"No, just call me Xiao Fei. And you should wear it first. You are more famous than me. There are so many cameras following us. Once we are recognized, we will not walk smoothly. We will go there soon." In the car, let’s sum it up, how can we deceive the two people behind us!”
With this in mind, Bian Lang was sure that it was Xiao Yueyue. In addition, he was indeed five or six years younger than himself. Bian Lang said directly: "Okay, then I will call you Xiao Feifei from now on."
"Hey, Teacher Lang, why do you call me the same as my master? Do you want to recruit a rock and roll apprentice?"
The two of them chatted all the way to the parking lot. After getting in the car, Wang Yunfei took out the black-framed flat mirror from his bag and arranged it for Bian Lang. He also gave Bian Lang a wrinkled leather jacket. Put it on, then change the cowboy hat into a baseball cap, and the cloth mask into a disposable one...
"Hey, that's right. I'll get the sign later and you get your luggage. I'll make sure they don't recognize it!"
In this way, the Bianwang duo continued to set off towards the station entrance.
This time it was Liu Xiaokui who came out. For the sake of the show's effect, he was deliberately not allowed to go through the VIP channel.The mission book also said that if he was not recognized by fans, he would get a special privilege after settling in Ant Nest.
Liu Xiaokui is also an old variety artist, and it really doesn't matter what his privileges are, but the program is designed to produce effects. Even if he is recognized, it still depends on his own reaction.So he was fully equipped with sunglasses, a mask, and headphones, and even put on the hood of his sweatshirt. Moreover, the nervous look he was looking around didn't look like a good person.
The purpose is to create a sense of funny contrast!
Wang Yunfei looked at this look and said, "It seems that Xiao Kui's idol baggage is quite heavy!"
After seeing the sign that said "Mr. Xiao Liu", Liu Xiaokui pushed the luggage cart and ran over, and then said to Wang Yunfei: "Mr. Wang, hurry up, we will be in trouble if we are blocked by fans picking up the plane!" "
Hearing this, Wang Yunfei also said very cooperatively: "Oh, really, you have to hide it! Come and give me your headphones and the brand. You will be my assistant. We will wait. There’s another one who’s about ten minutes away, let’s go down together then!”
When Liu Xiaokui heard this, he felt that this method was reliable. He immediately took off the big earphones and hung them around Wang Yunfei's neck. He took the sign to pick up the actress, and the three of them stood outside the isolation fence waiting for someone.
Seeing the group of fans walking past him, he felt a little secretly happy: "It seems like this is a good disguise!"
But who knew that someone in the group stopped, glanced at the sign in his hand, and prepared to ask questions.
Liu Xiaokui couldn't help but become nervous. Somehow, the pleasure of being caught was suddenly aroused.
When he was thinking about how he should react after being exposed, he heard the man ask: "Why doesn't Liu Xiaokui come out? Jin Zi's fan said that Bian Lang would come to pick him up, why didn't he see Bian Lang? "
Upon hearing this, Liu Xiaokui had thousands of words in his heart, but in the end they all came together in one sentence: "Juedu was afraid that the fans would be too enthusiastic and cause chaos in the airport, so he chose to leave through other channels!"
"Then why are you still holding this brand?" This question immediately confused Liu Xiaokui, but his reaction was also very fast, and he immediately thought of an excuse to respond: "Maybe the program team arranged for us to come here just to use smoke bombs. Right!"
Wang Yunfei and Bian Lang listened to this conversation and almost suffered internal injuries from laughing.But Wang Yunfei fully demonstrated his professionalism as a comedy worker. After coughing slightly, he said: "Xiao Liu, the camera is still filming. Did you sign the confidentiality policy of the program team?" Liu Xiaokui felt the same way. When he met his opponent, he immediately continued to act: "Hey, I know Teacher Wang, should we wait for Sister Gu Yue and leave now?"
"Hey kid, can't you understand or something?"
Liu Xiaokui pretended to react slowly and said: "Oh, yes, yes! Then Teacher Xiaokui should be in the car with Teacher Bian now, right?"
"You also said..." Wang Yunfei said and started to slap him on the forehead.
And a group of people who obviously came from the side waves rushed to the parking lot downstairs as soon as they heard this.
As soon as the group of people left, Wang Yunfei immediately smiled and said: "Teacher Xiaokui, I was so offended just now. For the sake of the show, don't take it personally!"
Liu Xiaokui is really not the kind of person who cares about things, but he is a bit puzzled that no fans are coming to him.He has obviously asked his manager to secretly release the itinerary to fans. Not to mention supporting him all the way, he must also receive airport pick-up treatment. After all, he is also a top-notch person!
"Teacher Wang, you're welcome. Do you think I can be a compliment to you and come to your club to study?"
As he said this, he took out his phone and clicked on his super chat to see what was going on.
He clicked on the post organizing the airport pick-up and saw that the one with the highest number of comments and likes was actually: "Xiao Kui, this stupid roe deer, is definitely going to hug the thigh of the great master next to him this time. No one should pick him up at the airport. Let him admit it." Be clear about the facts, hone your acting skills, and don’t embarrass my fans by singing!”
In the large row of "reconsiderations" at the back, someone actually said: "The ant nest is very close to our home. I'll see if I can sneak in and live broadcast Xiao Kui's stupidity for everyone!"
When I first watched it, Liu Xiaokui was so angry that his lungs exploded.
But after seeing it later, he felt that fans actually still cared about him, but in a different way.
From the bottom of his heart, he prefers the current method. Although it lacks the psychological satisfaction brought by hugging people, he feels that the attitude of fans actually makes the original somewhat deformed fans better. Circle culture relationships are rationalized in a way that is closer to "friends".
Although he lacks some superficial glory, he believes that as long as he really needs support, these fans will still stand up and fight for him in the north and south, and his popularity among fans will definitely exceed that of the other three top players.
As for why it gradually became like this, the reason is that it started from his high-profile fandom online.
Before waiting for a while, Gu Yue came out.
After doing her homework, she recognized Wang Yunfei and Liu Xiaokui as soon as they came out. After coming up to say hello, the "passerby" called "Teacher Hu" and then naturally helped them take the luggage cart.
Only now did Liu Xiaokui realize that there was a "staff member" following him. He didn't think much and just followed them to the parking lot.
There were a lot of photographers following him, which would definitely attract passers-by’s attention and take pictures. However, there were no crowds from fans picking up the plane, so a few people got to the car very quickly.
The moment he saw the car, Liu Xiaokui also sighed: "It's so handsome after the modification. It feels like it's not much different from my big G that hasn't been modified!"
Seeing "Bian Lang" getting into the driver's seat, he took the initiative to let Gu Yue take the seat behind the driver's seat first. He wanted to go to the passenger seat but was overtaken by Wang Yunfei.
"Teacher Xiaokui, you and Teacher Hu sit in the back and don't sunbathe. I want to sunbathe more in Yunnan Province!"
As a lady, Gu Yue naturally accepted the kindness of the two of them. Liu Xiaokui didn't think much about it. Wang Yunfei's words made him feel comfortable, so he sat in the back seat.
After the car started, it was on the airport expressway soon.
Liu Xiaokui has not been to Yunnan Province much before. He has lived in Shanghai most of the time. As a post-00s generation himself, he has never seen many buildings from the 90s.
Looking at the conical water towers on both sides of the road that he had never seen before, he asked: "Sister Gu Yue, what is that funnel-shaped building?"
Before Gu Yue could speak, Wang Yunfei replied seriously: "It should be the helipad of the helicopter, right?"
Gu Yue, who graduated from Chuncheng, suppressed a smile and wanted to see how Liu Xiaokui would react.
Liu Xiaokui actually believed it: "Oh! It seems that the people in Spring City are very wealthy!"
Bian Lang was so amused by these two treasures. For the sake of the show, he coughed slightly to cover up his smile, and then said with a dialect accent: "Teacher Wang, as an old Yunnanese, I You said, that is a grounded flying saucer!"
(End of this chapter)
Bian Lang thought to himself: "This is exposed, isn't it possible?"
But he didn't show any timidity, and asked Wang Yunfei with a puzzled look on his face: "Teacher Wang, are there any valuables in the luggage?"
Who would have thought that Wang Yun jumped half a step after flying, clapped his fingers and pointed at Bian Lang and said with a smile: "Hey, let me guess, Bian Lang, is this Teacher Lang?"
Looking at this expression and movement, Bian Lang was sure that this was definitely the fat apprentice of the little black fat man from the original earth who had "travelled" to him.
He resisted the urge to ask Wang Yunfei if the braised naan was pizza, and continued to pretend: "Teacher Wang, you are so funny. Teacher Bian and Teacher Dong are already on the road."
Wang Yunfei had studied several major guests before coming, especially because his uncle, an old rock fan, specially told him that he must have a good relationship with Bian Lang, so that Bian Lang would go to BJ in the future so that he could have a chance to organize a meal. .
Therefore, he was particularly interested in Bian Lang, especially as a language worker, and his recognition of sounds was different from ordinary people. Therefore, after Bian Lang spoke, he was basically sure that they were inseparable. .
Coupled with careful observation and comparison of figures, he was sure that he was right.
So no matter how Bian Lang acted, he wouldn't believe it.
"I knew the program crew must have bad intentions. They would definitely give us questions as soon as we get off the plane. How embarrassing would it be if we didn't recognize you until we arrived at the ant nest?" He came up to shake hands with Bian Lang.
Seeing this, Bian Lang knew that he couldn't hide it from Wang Yunfei, so he admitted frankly: "Teacher Wang, how did you see this?"
"Oh, I've finally met you in person! I can't see it, I can only hear it! And I said that your toad mirror, which costs thousands of dollars, is a bit too ostentatious. Which staff member will come to pick you up? Wearing sunglasses... and this cowboy hat and mask, it doesn’t look like the outfit of a staff member!”
These sunglasses were newly bought for him by Dong Youbian. He didn't know how much they cost, but he knew they were definitely not cheap.
Thinking of this, Bian Lang took off his sunglasses and mask, and then said with a smile: "Teacher Wang is still so observant!"
"No, just call me Xiao Fei. And you should wear it first. You are more famous than me. There are so many cameras following us. Once we are recognized, we will not walk smoothly. We will go there soon." In the car, let’s sum it up, how can we deceive the two people behind us!”
With this in mind, Bian Lang was sure that it was Xiao Yueyue. In addition, he was indeed five or six years younger than himself. Bian Lang said directly: "Okay, then I will call you Xiao Feifei from now on."
"Hey, Teacher Lang, why do you call me the same as my master? Do you want to recruit a rock and roll apprentice?"
The two of them chatted all the way to the parking lot. After getting in the car, Wang Yunfei took out the black-framed flat mirror from his bag and arranged it for Bian Lang. He also gave Bian Lang a wrinkled leather jacket. Put it on, then change the cowboy hat into a baseball cap, and the cloth mask into a disposable one...
"Hey, that's right. I'll get the sign later and you get your luggage. I'll make sure they don't recognize it!"
In this way, the Bianwang duo continued to set off towards the station entrance.
This time it was Liu Xiaokui who came out. For the sake of the show's effect, he was deliberately not allowed to go through the VIP channel.The mission book also said that if he was not recognized by fans, he would get a special privilege after settling in Ant Nest.
Liu Xiaokui is also an old variety artist, and it really doesn't matter what his privileges are, but the program is designed to produce effects. Even if he is recognized, it still depends on his own reaction.So he was fully equipped with sunglasses, a mask, and headphones, and even put on the hood of his sweatshirt. Moreover, the nervous look he was looking around didn't look like a good person.
The purpose is to create a sense of funny contrast!
Wang Yunfei looked at this look and said, "It seems that Xiao Kui's idol baggage is quite heavy!"
After seeing the sign that said "Mr. Xiao Liu", Liu Xiaokui pushed the luggage cart and ran over, and then said to Wang Yunfei: "Mr. Wang, hurry up, we will be in trouble if we are blocked by fans picking up the plane!" "
Hearing this, Wang Yunfei also said very cooperatively: "Oh, really, you have to hide it! Come and give me your headphones and the brand. You will be my assistant. We will wait. There’s another one who’s about ten minutes away, let’s go down together then!”
When Liu Xiaokui heard this, he felt that this method was reliable. He immediately took off the big earphones and hung them around Wang Yunfei's neck. He took the sign to pick up the actress, and the three of them stood outside the isolation fence waiting for someone.
Seeing the group of fans walking past him, he felt a little secretly happy: "It seems like this is a good disguise!"
But who knew that someone in the group stopped, glanced at the sign in his hand, and prepared to ask questions.
Liu Xiaokui couldn't help but become nervous. Somehow, the pleasure of being caught was suddenly aroused.
When he was thinking about how he should react after being exposed, he heard the man ask: "Why doesn't Liu Xiaokui come out? Jin Zi's fan said that Bian Lang would come to pick him up, why didn't he see Bian Lang? "
Upon hearing this, Liu Xiaokui had thousands of words in his heart, but in the end they all came together in one sentence: "Juedu was afraid that the fans would be too enthusiastic and cause chaos in the airport, so he chose to leave through other channels!"
"Then why are you still holding this brand?" This question immediately confused Liu Xiaokui, but his reaction was also very fast, and he immediately thought of an excuse to respond: "Maybe the program team arranged for us to come here just to use smoke bombs. Right!"
Wang Yunfei and Bian Lang listened to this conversation and almost suffered internal injuries from laughing.But Wang Yunfei fully demonstrated his professionalism as a comedy worker. After coughing slightly, he said: "Xiao Liu, the camera is still filming. Did you sign the confidentiality policy of the program team?" Liu Xiaokui felt the same way. When he met his opponent, he immediately continued to act: "Hey, I know Teacher Wang, should we wait for Sister Gu Yue and leave now?"
"Hey kid, can't you understand or something?"
Liu Xiaokui pretended to react slowly and said: "Oh, yes, yes! Then Teacher Xiaokui should be in the car with Teacher Bian now, right?"
"You also said..." Wang Yunfei said and started to slap him on the forehead.
And a group of people who obviously came from the side waves rushed to the parking lot downstairs as soon as they heard this.
As soon as the group of people left, Wang Yunfei immediately smiled and said: "Teacher Xiaokui, I was so offended just now. For the sake of the show, don't take it personally!"
Liu Xiaokui is really not the kind of person who cares about things, but he is a bit puzzled that no fans are coming to him.He has obviously asked his manager to secretly release the itinerary to fans. Not to mention supporting him all the way, he must also receive airport pick-up treatment. After all, he is also a top-notch person!
"Teacher Wang, you're welcome. Do you think I can be a compliment to you and come to your club to study?"
As he said this, he took out his phone and clicked on his super chat to see what was going on.
He clicked on the post organizing the airport pick-up and saw that the one with the highest number of comments and likes was actually: "Xiao Kui, this stupid roe deer, is definitely going to hug the thigh of the great master next to him this time. No one should pick him up at the airport. Let him admit it." Be clear about the facts, hone your acting skills, and don’t embarrass my fans by singing!”
In the large row of "reconsiderations" at the back, someone actually said: "The ant nest is very close to our home. I'll see if I can sneak in and live broadcast Xiao Kui's stupidity for everyone!"
When I first watched it, Liu Xiaokui was so angry that his lungs exploded.
But after seeing it later, he felt that fans actually still cared about him, but in a different way.
From the bottom of his heart, he prefers the current method. Although it lacks the psychological satisfaction brought by hugging people, he feels that the attitude of fans actually makes the original somewhat deformed fans better. Circle culture relationships are rationalized in a way that is closer to "friends".
Although he lacks some superficial glory, he believes that as long as he really needs support, these fans will still stand up and fight for him in the north and south, and his popularity among fans will definitely exceed that of the other three top players.
As for why it gradually became like this, the reason is that it started from his high-profile fandom online.
Before waiting for a while, Gu Yue came out.
After doing her homework, she recognized Wang Yunfei and Liu Xiaokui as soon as they came out. After coming up to say hello, the "passerby" called "Teacher Hu" and then naturally helped them take the luggage cart.
Only now did Liu Xiaokui realize that there was a "staff member" following him. He didn't think much and just followed them to the parking lot.
There were a lot of photographers following him, which would definitely attract passers-by’s attention and take pictures. However, there were no crowds from fans picking up the plane, so a few people got to the car very quickly.
The moment he saw the car, Liu Xiaokui also sighed: "It's so handsome after the modification. It feels like it's not much different from my big G that hasn't been modified!"
Seeing "Bian Lang" getting into the driver's seat, he took the initiative to let Gu Yue take the seat behind the driver's seat first. He wanted to go to the passenger seat but was overtaken by Wang Yunfei.
"Teacher Xiaokui, you and Teacher Hu sit in the back and don't sunbathe. I want to sunbathe more in Yunnan Province!"
As a lady, Gu Yue naturally accepted the kindness of the two of them. Liu Xiaokui didn't think much about it. Wang Yunfei's words made him feel comfortable, so he sat in the back seat.
After the car started, it was on the airport expressway soon.
Liu Xiaokui has not been to Yunnan Province much before. He has lived in Shanghai most of the time. As a post-00s generation himself, he has never seen many buildings from the 90s.
Looking at the conical water towers on both sides of the road that he had never seen before, he asked: "Sister Gu Yue, what is that funnel-shaped building?"
Before Gu Yue could speak, Wang Yunfei replied seriously: "It should be the helipad of the helicopter, right?"
Gu Yue, who graduated from Chuncheng, suppressed a smile and wanted to see how Liu Xiaokui would react.
Liu Xiaokui actually believed it: "Oh! It seems that the people in Spring City are very wealthy!"
Bian Lang was so amused by these two treasures. For the sake of the show, he coughed slightly to cover up his smile, and then said with a dialect accent: "Teacher Wang, as an old Yunnanese, I You said, that is a grounded flying saucer!"
(End of this chapter)
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