Respawn Entertainment: Days of Glory

Chapter 280 Ah~~Five Rings (please subscribe, please vote monthly)

As soon as these words came out, Gu Yue couldn't hold it in anymore. She laughed and said in the Yunnan dialect: "Huh, my master, are you eating fungi and making trouble?"

Wang Yunfei shrank back, pretending to be surprised and said: "Oh my God, is it so magical?"

Suddenly the whole car burst into laughter, and Bian Lang almost asked him: "What disease do you have? Are you semi-deaf?" The relationship between the four unfamiliar people broke down in an instant.

It was at this time that the two people in the back seat, who did not know the truth, began to notice the existence of the master driver.

But the two of them didn't pay attention to the master's appearance before. Now that Bian Lang opened his mouth, he spoke with a strong dialect accent. The two of them didn't lean towards Bian Lang, so they thought he might be an anchor from a provincial TV station. Come and bring some program effects in the early stage.

With this idea in mind, Gu Yue also started chatting: "Master, which celebrity in our Dian Province do you think you like the most!"

Bian Lang had already used his brain to answer this standard answer before he opened his mouth and said, "If you're an actor, it must be you, Teacher Gu. If you're a singer, it's Bian Lang!"

Wang Yunfei leaned back again. Although he didn't say it out loud, what he was thinking in his heart was: "Oh my god, can you still praise yourself so much?"

When Gu Yue finished speaking, Liu Xiaokui quickly answered: "Master, you also like Brother Lang. Which of his songs do you like best?"

Bian Lang didn't dare to answer this. He knew that the standard answer was to ask Liu Xiaokui in return, and then Liu Xiaokui would sing a verse after saying the song title, or directly say one of the most popular songs, and then give Liu Xiaokui a chance to show off his singing voice. Chance.But he was too afraid that when Liu Xiaokui opened his mouth, he would only have Zuo Xiaozu's curse in his mind, so he said directly: "Next song!"

Liu Xiaokui, who had already prepared the lyrics in his mind, exclaimed: "Awesome! Master, it seems you are a staunch bunker party member!"

Hearing the words "Sandpit Party", Bian Lang held a moment of silence in his heart.

Seeing that Bian Lang didn't answer, Liu Xiaokui continued: "Master, besides listening to Brother Lang, who else do you listen to?"

According to Liu Xiaokui's estimate, given the master's ability to do things, he should be the next to attack Dong Youbian and Guo Sichu.

But he didn't expect that the master would actually say: "Listen blindly, just listen to whoever plays the radio."

As soon as these words came out, Liu Xiaokui thought it was about the effect of the program, so he continued: "Then please turn it on and let's listen to whose song is playing on the radio now?" He felt that the program team must have recorded it, so now he will ask, The master should have played the recording of the relevant singer.

But who knew that Bian Lang really turned on the radio function, and what came out on FM95.4 happened to be "Fireworks" that was just launched this month.

"I'm a little tired now, as tired as a wild flower broken by the wind..." As soon as the chorus entered, Liu Xiaokui started singing along as expected.

Bian Lang also subconsciously sang along: "So I started to change, becoming like a ball of rolling blazing fireworks..."

At this moment, the car drove into the tunnel, and the singing in the car stereo suddenly turned into a "rustling" sound of electricity. Liu Xiaokui felt that there was no original sound to back him up, and he stopped after half a sentence.

But Bian Lang was still singing, so the original sound continued: "I'm a little drunk now, as drunk as a wild pigeon that can't find its direction..."

When the car passed through the tunnel, the sound on the radio appeared again, and the singing voice of "Master" perfectly matched the singing voice on the radio: "So I began to change, becoming like a violent and blazing firework..."

Gu Yue was shocked when she heard this: "Master, you are completely reproducing the original sound!"

Only then did Bian Lang realize that his secret might have been revealed, but when he stopped, Liu Xiaokui, who had met Bian Lang at the KTV, immediately realized that something was wrong. He stared at the rearview mirror again and again, and finally shouted with some excitement: " Brother Lang! Are you actually pretending to be a driver?"

When Gu Yue heard this, her voice raised an octave and she said, "Hey, I was just telling you that Mapp sounds a bit pretentious. It turns out it was intentional? Is Junior Bian really you?"

Bian Lang knew that he would not admit it. The next step would be for someone to take off his hat and glasses, or even stop the car to verify his identity, so he could only admit: "I didn't expect you to find me here! It seems that this special reward has nothing to do with me. No luck."

As soon as these words came out, Wang Yunfei, who had been pretending for a long time, finally said: "Teacher Lang, you are no longer qualified, right?"

Seeing Bian Lang admit it, Gu Yue and Liu Xiaokui thought about their previous conversations and laughed out loud at the same time.

"Oh, junior, you praise yourself for being so natural, you are truly the No. 1 I have ever seen!"

"Brother Lang, it's you as expected. The three-word answer to the next song is so essential!"

Bian Lang never expected that he was originally going to embarrass the two people behind him, but in the end, he was the one who was embarrassed.

"That's nonsense, just pretend you didn't hear it!"

...At the high-speed rail station at this time, Dong Youbian, who picked up Liu Dawei, was not exposed at all. Liu Dawei Ming did not sleep well last night. After getting on the train and saying hello to Dong Youbian, he began to fall asleep.Dong You put on his headphones, played Bian Lang's song, and drove to the airport to pick up the next guest.

As for Liang Zi, after he picked up Guo Sichu in the car, he felt that he was not famous anyway, so he let go and chatted with Guo Sichu.

Hearing Liang Zi's Northeastern accent, Guo Sichu, who is very good at chatting, brought the topic to Secondhand Rose: "Master, have you heard the songs of the Secondhand Rose band from the Northeast?"

When Liang Zi heard what they were talking about, he immediately became interested: "How can I not know it? The two of them are into rock and roll. It's so authentic! As soon as I listen to their song, I want to do the same thing. , fan dance!”

"Really, when I was in BJ, the old ladies in the park at the entrance of our community were so cute doing square dances and singing their songs! Sometimes when I walked by, I would stop and listen for a while. Don't tell me, that one is called Liang Zi’s song is really suitable for this song, and Bian Lang is really good at finding it, even if he sings it himself, it won’t have the same flavor!”

When these words came out of Guo Sichu's mouth, Liang Zi got a little carried away. All the disguises and privileges were forgotten: "Sister Chu, do you think so too? Then our band must work harder and try to go to BJ next year. Let’s hold a small Live, and I’ll be brave enough to invite you to give some on-site guidance.”

Hearing this, Guo Sichu, who was sitting in the back seat, pushed his sunglasses down and stared at the rearview mirror for a while.

After reacting, Liang Zi slapped his head and sighed: "Ahem, I got carried away! Sister Chu Chu, don't be surprised!"

Guo Sichu chuckled and said: "The program team is so thoughtful! You are going to have a live broadcast at BJ. Remember to let me know when the time comes. If I have nothing to do, I will go to the scene to support you!"

When Liang Zi heard this, he was so excited that he slapped the floor oil on the floor. Then he heard an emotional mechanical female voice from the navigation system: "You are speeding, please slow down!"

……

Bianlang followed the navigation all the way and got on the East Belt Expressway.

Seeing the tall buildings rising on one side of the road and the farmland on the other side, Wang Yunfei asked: "Teacher Lang, which ring road is this in Spring City?"

"It's called the East Ring Road. It's outside the Third Ring Road. Should it be the Fourth Ring Road or the Fifth Ring Road?"

Hearing this, Wang Yunfei said with envy on his face: "Then you people in Spring City are so happy. You can drive so fast on the fifth ring road. If the BJ fifth ring road is blocked, it will be a jam."

"Yeah, it's really a traffic jam when you get to the BJ Fifth Ring Road, but there's nothing you can do about it. House prices outside the Fifth Ring Road are relatively cheaper, and the big Internet companies are there too. In order to survive, the Beijing drifters have to bear the traffic no matter how hard it is. Ah!" Gu Yue, who has been hanging out in BJ for a long time, also echoed.

Hearing this, Bian Lang had a song in his mind. He thought it would be pretty good to put it out. If Liu Xiaokui could keep up with the rhythm in rapping, he could directly collaborate with Wang Yunfei and let them sing this song in a variety show. Sing the song.

Of course Wang Yunfei has no problem. When it comes to cross talk, learning to sing is a basic skill, especially learning to sing.

Many excellent traditional jokes are based on learning to sing. In the process of learning, crosstalk actors not only have to learn speaking, but also dabble in various other art forms. Therefore, professional crosstalk actors not only need to know Peking Opera, such as various local operas, drumming, and allegro. , single string and so on.

When he thought of it, he asked Liu Xiaokui: "Xiao Kui, are you good at rapping?"

Hearing this, Liu Xiaokui immediately became interested: "That will definitely be much better than me singing your song, Brother Lang."

After saying this, Liu Xiaokui realized that Bian Lang was probably going to make a song for himself, and immediately said excitedly: "Brother Lang, at the gas station in front of you, you brake and I'll drive. You write a good song."

Bianlang really couldn't remember the rap part for a while, so I decided to think about it carefully when the time comes.As for the part that Xiao Yueyue sings, you can do it just by opening your mouth!
Thinking of this, he said to Wang Yunfei: "Xiao Feifei, if I teach you to sing a song, your master won't scold me, right?"

"How can I do that? If my master dares, I will complain to my uncle and let him kill my master! You don't know, my uncle has always liked rock music, and now he sings "Shameless" every day ?”

Hearing this, Bianlang wanted to ask: "Is your uncle's name called Brother Qian?" But when the words came to his lips, he turned into: "Does your uncle have three major hobbies in his life, smoking, drinking, and perming his hair? "

"Oh, let me thank you on behalf of my uncle! If he knows that you also watch his show, he won't be able to serve you steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, and roasted subs during the BJ. Goose……"

As soon as this pass comes up, the car turns into a quyuan miscellaneous altar in an instant.

At first, Gu Yue was thinking about how to deal with the people in the car, but who would have thought that this car was full of talented people, each one more amusing than the other. She felt that even if her ex-boyfriend and beauty salon were all here tonight, they would not be able to flatten her. The wrinkles on my forehead caused by laughter today.

As soon as Wang Yunfei's teasing ended, Bian Lang responded with a compliment: "I have a song, I wonder if you can learn it from me?"

"Please go first! I will be brave enough to follow you and learn..."

"Ah~~You have one more ring in the fifth ring than the fourth ring...Ah~~You have one less ring in the fifth ring than in the sixth ring. Finally one day you will reach the seventh ring. What should you do if you reach the seventh ring? You are better than the fifth ring. Two more rings..."

(End of this chapter)