Sir, my wife is pretending to be innocent again

Chapter 143 You alone can equal an army of millions!
The roar of tigers came from the mountain forest. Cheng Xiaosi looked at the kebabs in his hand. The kebabs were so fragrant that they attracted the tiger?

Can't you?
Why is Huzi so greedy?
"Isn't the tiger supposed to be sleeping now?"

She looked at the few people faintly, "Did you offend someone just now?"

"That's impossible."

Li Yuanhao said very confidently, "We didn't see any tigers. I guess they were too harsh. Look, how many things were beaten. These are the tiger's rations. The tiger's mouth snatches the food!"

"Unlike me, I thought about it casually for the tiger's sake."

This is the reason why he only hit one sparrow. It's not that he's not strong enough, it's that he takes the overall situation into consideration.

General Maverick didn't expect that this person was so thick-skinned, and he had no choice but to surrender when he met him.

"Is it possible that he feels that you are not strong enough, so he is unhappy?"

"After all, there is no room for the weak in the territory of the strong."

Li Yuanhao.
This is the first time I find this guy who likes to raid homes so annoying.

Cheng Xiaosi continued to eat the skewers and watched the two bickering with interest. He almost applauded them in his heart. He also said to the people watching the show: "Eat quickly. If you don't eat it, it will be burnt. After eating these It’s time to bake the next batch.”

General Maverick grabbed a handful of skewers and glanced sideways at Li Yuanhao, "How do I remember that certain people should be the hosts today?"

Li Yuanhao straightened his back proudly, "Xiaosi is my sister. Didn't you hear her call me 'brother' last night? What my fourth sister prepared is what I prepared."

Cheng Xiaosi gave him a thumbs up, "I'm willing to give up!"

The mountains calmed down, and several girls continued to grill the skewers. A few men were responsible for handling the prey they had just brought back. Huahua took out the prepared seasonings and marinated the prey. Xiao Chengli cut wooden sticks to roast the prey. , we didn’t forget to joke with each other in our spare time, which was very lively.

'Xiaosi, I'm back. '

Hua Bao flew down from the mountain happily, "I brought friends here, you have seen them." '

Cheng Xiaosi subconsciously thought that Hua Bao's friend was a chicken, but suddenly he remembered that he had never seen the second golden pheasant, "Where were you playing?"

"Here, are you here to seek revenge?"

Li Yuanhao's sharp eyes saw the yellow figure hiding behind the thorn bushes. He looked sideways at the prey being pickled and asked, "Is there a little brother of it here? Why is it so persistent in pursuing it and chasing it down for revenge?"

Cheng Xiaosi remembered that it was the tiger that drank the fish soup.

"Does it also want to eat barbecue?"

'Yeah, I said I haven't eaten it. '

Still a greedy tiger.

Cheng Xiaosi found it interesting and had already begun to imagine the magnificent scene of the beasts. He was busy rolling off the skewers with signatures, and he did not forget to tell everyone, "Don't be nervous, I am my old friend now, it is Come to our party.”

Xiao Chengli suddenly asked, "Is this the tiger that drank our fish soup last time?"

No wonder he couldn't recognize them, in his eyes the tigers all looked the same.

"That's it. This tiger brother is greedy. He is Huabao's friend." Li Yuanhao was a little confused. He was friends with the tiger?
Is he still awake?

As if to verify what Cheng Xiaosi said was true, Hua Bao flew directly onto the tiger's back and stood there, making the tiger cautiously walk out of the thorn bush.

Everyone took two steps back unconsciously. Cheng Xiaosi put the roasted meat on the leaves and moved it three steps away from the tiger. "Eat it."

The tiger tilted his head and looked at her. After a while, he took a step forward, and then ate a small pile of barbecue in one bite. Hua Bao immediately said, "It said it was delicious and wanted to eat it." '

Cheng Xiaosi smiled and said: "If you still want to eat, can you step aside and wait? You are so big, it is really scary."

The tiger seemed to understand human nature. He walked slowly and lay down on a big rock not far away. His eyes fell on the barbecue stove. Everyone could see the greed in his eyes.

Yuan Su asked out his doubts, "Fourth girl, can you guess its meaning?"

"Or is it that you can communicate with spiritual things?"

He didn't need to think too much about this matter. The golden pheasant in front of him was a tribute from other places. He refused to accept it, but he took the initiative to follow Cheng Xiaosi after meeting her for the first time.

He was still stupid. After thinking about it for so long, he naturally knew what kind of character that fat guy was, and he still followed Cheng Xiaosi with all his face after meeting him for the first time.

If the first is an accident and the second is a coincidence, then what about the third?
Cheng Xiaosi wanted to say that she didn't know. After all, she couldn't communicate directly with these animals and relied on Hua Bao as a translator. She guessed that it was probably because of Hua Bao that she was favored by these little animals.

but.
"I said I don't know if you believe me?"

"I actually don't know what they mean, but I understand what Hua Bao means."

Li Yuanhao touched his chin and pretended to think, and nodded seriously, "This is the way of luck. Is it possible that in your previous life you were the king of the forest and controlled all the beasts, so they are all close to you?"

"Why don't you just say that I was a tigress in my previous life?"

Cheng Xiaosi really admired this man's IQ, which was really touching.

"Or you can just say that I am now the great demon in this mountain, able to control all birds and beasts."

After saying that, she looked at him with a smile and said, "You have to be careful. I'm such a petty person, and I might assign some birds and beasts to scare you at night."

Li Yuanhao was not frightened at all, and said with a smile, "If you are a big demon, just speak up. If there is a war in the future, I will recommend you to be a vanguard general. When the time comes, you will order all the beasts to attack the city, and the tigers and wolves will come swarming outside." , the momentum is like a rainbow, the yellow dogs and rats are wreaking havoc inside, and the inside is coordinated with the outside, and the city is destroyed effortlessly!"

"You alone can equal an army of millions!"

Cheng Xiaosi put all the last batch of skewers on the table, asked Huahua to help pickled prey and skewered it on wooden sticks. He turned around and said, "How many drinks have you had to drink to have such a sweet dream?"

Li Yuanhao continued to fantasize, saying that he would go straight to the enemy's lair, and then the "million-strong army" could be disbanded on the spot without spending military pay or food. Then Cheng Xiaosi returned to the city alone in the hunting wind and accepted the worship of the people.

Before Cheng Xiaosi could say anything, Yuan Su frowned. Why hadn't he noticed that there was something wrong with this man's brain before? He was asking questions carefully, and if he asked him a few more questions, he would be able to find out some clues. What to do when you jump out?
Are you still asking like this?

General Maverick finished eating the meat skewers in his hands and threw the bamboo sticks next to him. In this bastard's mind, how many generations of the Niu family could not keep up with a group of livestock?
If Cheng Xiaosi was really like this, he would have been burned to death halfway, okay?

Which emperor can accept such a heaven-defying existence?
　Chapter 2 is a little later and can be released before 10 o'clock

　　
　
(End of this chapter)