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Chapter 231 What is even marriage (must read)
"boom!"

Su Zhe jumped off the roof neatly, fearing that the two of them would cause some trouble.

The barrage is still asking:
[What is group marriage?Chaos? 】

When Su Zhe saw the question, he wanted to change the subject and replied seriously:
"Wrong. Group marriage appeared in the Paleolithic Age. It was the first marriage system in human history that restricted the relationship between two people. It was a group marriage in which a group of men and a group of women became husband and wife."

【What do you mean?Why is there still a restriction on X in group marriage? 】

[The class representative is here!Before group marriage, people were just like animals, they could come and go as they pleased; although group marriage was a collective marriage, it also restricted the young men and women within the group marriage from interacting with their elders outside the group marriage... Do you understand? 】

[I understand, although it seems a bit messy now, it was very progressive at that time. 】

Su Zhe nodded and said:
"Yes, this is the bud of the modern marriage system and the progress of human civilization."

[Although I know this is all knowledge, I feel ashamed. 】

[So was group marriage still practiced in the Neolithic Age? 】

Su Zhe saw the problem and continued to introduce it in the form of popular science:

"After group marriage, the couple marriage system, or couple family, developed. That is, in group marriage, there is a short-term or long-term fixed monogamy, which is called the head husband and the head wife, but it is not excluded from this. The relationship between husband and wife (X). This was the basis for later monogamy.”

The barrage understood:

[(Talk show floor) I understand, are these stars in the entertainment industry married evenly?If a group marriage in the industry becomes public, then it becomes the house husband and the house wife? 】

[Damn it, I understood it as soon as you said it!Absolutely amazing! 】

[I think of that very complicated relationship diagram, who is whose ex-boyfriend, who is whose ex-wife, who is talking to whom, and I asked them what their relationship is.I understand, it’s an even-married relationship! 】

[It turns out that the entertainment industry is still in the Neolithic Age. We misunderstood them. It turns out that they didn’t collapse!They are just practicing even marriage! 】

[Celebrities are so literate. They can reproduce knowledge points that I don’t even know on a large scale. It’s simply a group art! 】

【What art? 】

[Isn’t this more difficult than Su Zhe’s reproduction of prehistoric pottery? 】

[Celebrities are the archaeological experts! 】

Su Zhe was stunned and wanted to call them nonsense, but in his heart he actually felt it was somewhat appropriate. He suppressed a smile and said to the photographer:

"Don't follow me, I have something to do!"

As soon as he ran out of camera, he couldn't help laughing.

Liu Heluo and Lian Shiyuan couldn't help it anymore, and followed Su Zhe out of the camera, laughing together.

Even the photographer was suffocated, and the camera was shaking.

The audience looked at the empty lens shaking on the screen and listened to the laughter coming from outside the screen, and they couldn't help but laugh:
[Damn, the old man just now was so talented, and his complaints were so accurate! 】

[No, the more I think about it, the funnier it gets!It's so apt. 】

[I was going to die laughing. Su Zhe, Liu Heluo and Lian Shiyuan couldn't hold it back. It was so funny. 】

[Hey, if the three of them can laugh, it means they are more decent.If you can't laugh out loud and your face darkens when you see the barrage, you must have been stabbed. 】

Su Zhe finally suppressed his laughter and refuted the rumors sternly when he came back:
"Don't make silly metaphors and slander my colleagues!"

Liu Heluo and Lian Shiyuan laughed again, wondering who they were thinking of.

People inside the circle know more and more exciting gossip than those outside the circle!

"Just laugh in the live broadcast room, don't go out and talk nonsense! We are a serious science popularization live broadcast, not a satirical talk show."

Su Zhe instructed the audience.

[You told me earlier, I sent out the screenshots of the live broadcast with subtitles. 】

【Oh ho!It seems the heat is quite high. 】

Su Zhe: ...

"I'm really impressed by you guys! Why are your hands so fast? Take a screenshot, right? Add me below."

He said very seriously:
"The anchor is just popularizing prehistoric knowledge. The barrage in this live broadcast room does not represent the opinion of the anchor."

The more serious he is, the more funny the audience finds it.

[The main feature is a non-stick pan. 】

[Don’t worry, we will tell others that it is all under the instigation of the anchor and has nothing to do with water friends! 】

If it weren't for the live broadcast, Su Zhe would have wanted to give him the middle finger.

He said helplessly:

"Forget it, let's change the topic. We have finished building the house, but the bed is too hard and we need mats. Let me teach you how to weave mats from bark. First, make a simple loom."

【sewing machine? 】

[Su Zhe, please take my knee, you are awesome! 】

【Great!Once I learn it, I can travel through time! 】

[Confirmation: The golden finger of traveling through novels in the future is to carry Su Zhe with him. 】

[(Yu Kun) Don’t say it, I’m writing it! "Traveling through the Wilderness with Su Zhe", making houses, burning pottery, and looms, these are all humane merits! 】

[I’m convinced, you’ve covered a wide range of topics! 】

Su Zhe went to collect bark, and Liu Heluo and Lian Shiyuan also helped after they had moved enough bark.

Jia Xin suddenly shouted from a distance:
"Boss, your phone number!"

Su Zhe knew that it was not an important call and Jia Xin would not interrupt the recording, so he asked him to come over and said to the live camera openly:
"I'll take a call. There will definitely not be scenes like this that ruin the atmosphere in the feature film, but we'll bear with it during the live broadcast."

After he finished speaking, he took off the wireless microphone pinned to his collar and walked to Jia Xin.

Jia Xin whispered:

"Cheng Lanyun."

Su Zhe answered the phone openly and heard Cheng Lanyun's helpless voice coming from the phone:

"What is the even marriage system? I was interviewed just now and I was confused by the question."

Su Zhe: ..."What the hell? This crap has spread to your ears? Wait, Master...you have a lot of ex-boyfriends, no wonder."

He thought thoughtfully and understood why Cheng Lanyun was shot.

Cheng Lanyun said angrily: "Then you slander me? I..."

She didn't know how to defend herself and became even more angry.

"I'm not slandering, I'm just popularizing science. Who would have thought of the barrage? How the hell could I think of this and think of the entertainment industry?"

Su Zhe was so angry that he waved his fist at the live broadcast camera.

Although the audience couldn't hear the call, they knew it had caused trouble for him. Some people were still gloating about his misfortune, while others said:

[Let’s explain it clearly. After all, Su Zhe still has to hang out in the industry. It’s not good to offend too many people. 】

[Yes, we viewers can joke around casually, but insiders should still be cautious. 】

[(Talk show floor) I admit it, this metaphor is what I said, don’t implicate Su Zhe!Anyway, I said that for offline talk shows, I’m not afraid of them. 】

Cheng Lanyun asked again:
"What is the even marriage system? What does it mean? I've been researching it for a long time, but I still can't figure it out."

Facing Cheng Lanyun's doubts, Su Zhe was a little embarrassed and explained the meaning of group marriage and even marriage.

Cheng Lanyun:......

"You are dead!"

Su Zhe made a quick decision: "Give me time to sing!"

With Su Zhe's current energy, he is not afraid of Cheng Lanyun, but he has clear grudges and cannot forget Cheng Lanyun's help to him.

Anyway, one song is enough to deal with Cheng Lanyun, easy to handle!

Sure enough, Cheng Lanyun calmed down at the speed of light:
"let's start."

Su Zhe asked Jia Xin to bring the guitar. Although the audience could not hear clearly what he was saying, they immediately became excited when they saw the guitar:
[Su Zhe wants to sing? 】

【I want to listen, I want to listen! 】

[Brother Photographer, hurry up and get there! 】

Su Zhe noticed the barrage request and asked Cheng Lanyun:
"The audience wants to hear it, together?"

Cheng Lanyun just wants to listen to music and has no monopoly:
"As you wish, I only listen to music."

Su Zhe nodded, walked to the camera, put the phone away, pinned the microphone to his collar, and cleared his throat.

——This song is a bit difficult to restore.

His attitude made everyone look forward to it even more.

""Inflammable and Explosive", I hope you can be yourself."

This song is the work of C Li and is often considered to be a ballad. In fact, Su Zhe sounds more like a psychedelic rock style.

What is psychedelic rock?In layman's terms, it sounds like the singer has just finished drinking.

If it is sung too cleanly and too folky, like the version that M is not easy to cover, it will not sound good.

HH has also sung a cover, and it is generally in line with his temperament, but the details are very strange and a bit pretentious, which ruins the artistic conception of the song.

The original version is really the most suitable. Although C’s singing skills are not that good, it feels right——

Crazy, psychedelic, hoarse, decadent...

Then, the power of life bursts out from the darkness!
Su Zhe strives to find the feeling of the original version. Although the instrument is only a guitar and is not too psychedelic, with his unique voice and stronger singing skills than the original version, he amazes everyone with just one mouth:

[Hope that I'm a madman, but also hope that I'm not alone

Miss me glamorous and also miss me frivolous and vulgar
You want me to be sunny and my style is not swaying
Play me crying and laughing, no one will play me, my heart is like a dead tree]

In the absence of subtitles, the audience did not understand much and could only hear a hint of madness in Su Zhe's voice, which was a musical style he had never shown before.

【Give me a dream and give me a quick wake up

Sleep with me and spend time with me without mercy
Love me purely and still love me naked and not decadent
Watch me play and sing and watch me heartbroken]

Finally, the audience tasted the wonder of the lyrics:

[It seems like they are all antonyms? 】

【What do you mean?Inconsistency?It sounds so psychedelic! 】

[How did Su Zhe do it?One moment, he was like a history professor, and the next moment he was shouting like he was high! 】

[This man is so charming, full of mystery and alluring.I really want to study every side of him carefully! 】

Su Zhe continued to sing:

【May I be like smoke and wish I am beautiful and lazy

Look at me crazy and also look at me funny and dignified
If you want me to be beautiful, you want me to kill people without blinking an eye
Wish me happiness from now on and wish me wither forever]

Cheng Lanyun used his mobile phone, and he seemed to see blood, a prison, and gorgeous decay. He saw a woman wearing a mask and dying, gradually withering.

Her synesthesia is frighteningly strong, so she can easily play delicate characters, and she can also hear the imagery behind her songs.

She likes Su Zhe's songs because Su Zhe's songs always have the richest imagery and never sing vulgar saliva songs...

Oh, except "Nan Shan Nan".

No, that's a song by a nursing home poet and has nothing to do with him.

Su Zhe put all his strength into the lyrics:

[For me to be seductive but also for my eyes to be absent-minded
Picture my true love or picture my eyes wave ecstasy

Elope with me and still be a courtier with me

Praise me for being budding and also praise me for trying to hide it]

　It's just a personal feeling. There are also many people who like Maomao or Huahua's versions, and that's fine... although I really don't understand.

　　At first, psychedelic music was really written when I was high (Big M album), but later it turned out that it could be written soberly, and I was opposed to whitewashing D products in the name of inspiration.

　　
　
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