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Chapter 232 Servers are flammable and explosive
Chapter 232 Servers are flammable and explosive
Su Zhe picked up the guitar and before he started singing, the audience in the live broadcast room started calling friends and swiping on various major platforms:
【Su Zhe wants to sing a new song!Come to the live broadcast room! 】
Not every fan has the time or interest to watch Su Zhe fire pottery or build a house, but almost all of them are interested in his new songs.
While he was singing, countless viewers poured into the live broadcast room, and coupled with the original live broadcast room audience, there was some lag.
The backstage staff of Penguin Live never expected that the number of people in Su Zhe's live broadcast room would exceed 200 million in an instant.
As we all know, the number of people in a live broadcast room is limited. Generally, it is multiplied by 50 to make it look better, so the front desk shows that there are more than [-] million people watching the live broadcast.
People and popularity are just a word game.
These viewers won't blow up the Penguin live broadcast server, but they do affect Su Zhe's live broadcast room.
After Su Zhe finished singing "Inflammable and Explosive", the live broadcast room went offline.
The audience was stunned. They looked at [the live broadcast room has lost contact] on the black screen and laughed angrily:
"Is Penguin sick? We've already invited Su Zhe, why don't we spend more money to add a server?"
"Why do you look down on Su Zhe? The server is so small, it has only been broadcast for a few days and it has exploded!"
"Fuck! A stupid penguin, playing games, getting disconnected as soon as good stuff comes out after playing the game, and now he's disconnected even while watching the live broadcast?"
"As expected of "Inflammable and Explosive", it blew up the Penguin live broadcast room."
After Su Zhe put down his guitar, he looked at the barrage in No Man's Land and said strangely:
"Is this song so bad? Why doesn't anyone post any comments?"
The photographer was also very strange. He only realized it after receiving a call from Penguin Live:
"Teacher Su, the live broadcast room is overcrowded by the audience, and we are working hard to repair it backstage."
Su Zhe is very considerate:
"Okay, just in time I finished my phone call."
He picked up the phone and asked Cheng Lanyun:
"Is this song okay?"
Cheng Lanyun asked curiously:
"Why did you give it to me? When I listen to this song, I feel like a woman being asked all kinds of things by a man, and then I collapse?"
Su Zhe admired Cheng Lanyun very much. He really knew music.
This should be the meaning of the original version, there is a joke——
The perfect wife is like a dowager in bed, a lady in the living room, and a housewife in the kitchen.
It's funny as a joke, and it won't affect anyone if you fantasize about it, but it's terrible if it's really a standard requirement for a spouse.
The opposite is true, requiring her husband to be a CEO outside and a warm man at home, being cold and ruthless to other women, and playing tricks on herself.
Bullshit!
Remember, if a person is very skilled in technology, he must have practiced it.
But Su Zhe didn’t choose this song just for the sake of trivial matters between men and women:
"Master, I'm talking about public opinion and you."
Cheng Lanyun was stunned for a moment:
Yes, public opinion's requirements for her are not only to have abundant emotions and be able to play the role well, but also to be pure-hearted and avoid any scandals.
She was silent for a moment and sighed:
"It's over. Now "The Ordinary Road" can only be ranked fourth in my heart."
Su Zhe was a little embarrassed:
"Master is absurd."
Cheng Lanyun didn't bother to pay attention to his proud self-effacement and asked:
"Send me the lyrics, I want to learn them."
After Su Zhe sent her the lyrics, he posted them on Weibo.
Comments are also flammable and explosive:
[Wow, brother is so considerate. I just wanted to ask for the lyrics and sent them! 】
[These lyrics, "I don't live alone, I'm frivolous and despicable, I'm so flattering..." are written so casually, as if I've drunk too much. 】
[There is a rough and unscrupulous beauty. 】
[Su Zhe’s words used to be very sophisticated before, but he suddenly changed his style. Listening to this song, I feel a little strange and a little emotional. What’s going on? 】
Some people also analyzed the meaning of what Cheng Lanyun heard and commented:
["Inflammable and Explosive" is filled with all kinds of opposite images, both the scumbag's greedy demands on the woman, and the psychedelic world turned upside down after her collapse. 】
[The singing is also very strange, the voice is full of fatigue and hoarseness, and it is also very psychedelic. 】
[It’s just that the guitar is too plain and lacks taste.It's a pity to sing this song as a folk song. 】
【After all, he is the king of ballads. 】
[But his "Ten Miles of Spring Breeze" and "Do You Want to Dance" all have a rock flavor. His ambitions should not be limited to folk songs. 】
When Su Zhe saw these comments, his heart moved:
He [King of Folk Songs] has reached 100% progress, it’s time to try other music styles!
Otherwise, [Heavenly King] has been stuck at 27% since the last Golden Lin Award, and has been unable to activate the intermediate extraordinary memory, which makes him anxious to death.
Long Aotian Film and Television Studio has been registered and the start-up funds have been obtained, but it is stuck on extraordinary memory. Isn't this a delay?
After Su Zhe made up his mind, he immediately found Lu Xiaomin:
"Sister Lu, help me contact a local recording studio and music teacher. I want to record a song."
Of course Lu Xiaomin would not refuse, she was so happy that she could not close her mouth from ear to ear. Su Zhe released a song in the program "Time Travel" and it became a hot search along with the program!
"Don't worry, leave it all to me! What else do you want?"
Su Zhe was also polite:
"A symphony orchestra must have a vibraphone, celesta or glockenspiel, and the arrangement needs that ethereal and dreamy feeling."
In the version of "Inflammable and Explosive" that Su Zhe prefers, the vibraphone is used in the prelude, which is very ethereal and highlights the psychedelic feeling (the original version did not use it).
As for the celesta, the most famous one is the theme song "Hedwig's Theme" from "Harry Potter". It is played on the celesta at the beginning, which is very magical.
The carillon has a similar timbre to the first two. In fact, the principles of the three are similar. They all use a small hammer to strike a steel piece to produce sound, which has a sense of magic and weirdness.
Lu Xiaomin prepared as he asked, while Liu Heluo and Lian Shiyuan looked at him in amazement.
"What are you looking at?" Su Zhe asked strangely.
"You are so charming!" Lian Shiyuan exclaimed, "In the past few days I have known you, you are the most charming today, and you seem to have a light on your body!"
Su Zhe discovered that Lian Shiyuan's personality was very direct and her compliments were sincere. This kind of soft girl was quite lovable, but she was a bit silly.
"Ah? Isn't that a bit exaggerated?" Su Zhe chuckled, still wanting to hear praise, "Which part do you like best?"
Lian Shiyuan was silent for a while: "Although I didn't understand, I think you are so awesome!"
Su Zhe maintained a polite smile:
Ok……
Lian Shiyuan quickly grabbed a handful of Liu Heluo and diverted the trouble to the east:
"I'm just an actor, I don't understand this. You know music, tell me!"
Liu Heluo was like a scumbag who was asked questions by the teacher in class. He was completely confused:
"Uh... ah... um..."
Su Zhe said silently: "Choose C."
"Yes, choose C for this question!" Liu Heluo shouted instinctively, and immediately felt something was wrong, "No, where is the option?"
Su Zhe was amused by her:
"You get asked a lot of questions in class. You have a lot of experience."
Liu Heluo tried hard to save face:
"I think it sounds pretty good, let's learn it too!"
She heard that Cheng Lanyun wanted to learn this song.
Su Zhe had no objection. Since it has been published publicly, anyone who wants to learn can learn it.
He took the initiative to play a few notes and sang the first line in a demonstration.
Liu Heluo nodded confidently, indicating that there was no problem.
At this time, after intense repairs, the live broadcast room finally returned to normal.
[The live broadcast is finally resumed! 】
[I'm afraid that when I come back, I'll find that Su Zhe has already rolled the spaceship with his hands, striding from the Stone Age to the science fiction era! 】
[Haha, it’s possible, who knows how many more skills he has hidden! 】
Su Zhe and the others didn't notice that the live broadcast room had been restored for a while, and they were all busy with their own things——
Su Zhe played the guitar, and Lian Shiyuan watched curiously.
And Liu Heluo sang the first line:
【Hope/I\Crazy-Devil/Ahem...】
Su Zhe almost threw the guitar away.
It’s just that every note has its own idea. Why do you still sing the splits?
Are you really a singer?Even if you are an idol singer, you must be able to sing to some extent!
【Pfft hahaha!I'm going to be laughed to death by Liu Heluo! 】
[Don’t talk nonsense, it’s me, your fan! 】
【Inadvertent injury to a fan! 】
[Why is this song so unpleasant to sing? 】
[After Su Zhe finished singing: It’s so nice, I love this song!After Liu Heluo finished singing: What the hell, I feel like I don’t love you anymore! 】
[Su Zhe’s expression made me laugh to death, with resistance written all over his face! 】
At this time, the three of them noticed the barrage. Liu Heluo was not ashamed and actually planned to continue singing.
"No, please spare me!" Su Zhe quickly begged for mercy, "I have to record songs tonight."
As soon as the barrage heard the recorded song, I immediately forgot to ridicule Liu Heluo and was so excited:
【Really?Su Zhe, you finally remembered to enter the recording studio! 】
[Have you forgotten that you are a singer?Woohoo, after "Poetry Radio", we are finally releasing a single! 】
[After recording the single, can I do it for free?I'm a student. 】
Su Zhe saw the barrage and said seriously:
"Okay, send me your school address in the background, and I'll mail you 20 more."
After the joke:
"Okay, we'll record the songs in the evening, and now we'll start weaving the mats!"
Su Zhe tore the bark into fiber ropes bit by bit, then arranged the warp threads vertically in rows, and passed a fiber rope through them horizontally.
"You see, the horizontal latitude lines have to pass through the longitude lines in an S-shape, but it is very laborious to pass through them one by one."
[Yes, how long can we weave like this? 】
Su Zhe smiled and said:
"It's very simple. We just need to fix the longitudes in the odd columns and the longitudes in the even columns."
He tied the odd-numbered columns and even-numbered columns of warp threads to the branches respectively, then lifted up the odd-numbered columns and passed the weft threads through them instantly, then pressed down the odd-numbered columns, and one weft thread was threaded.
[I see, mom, I understand the principle of the loom! 】
Su Zhe continued to lift the even-numbered rows, threaded the second weft thread, and soon weaved a mat.
[Shit, when I looked at the loom in the museum, I thought it was complicated, but when I looked at this one, it was very clear. 】
[Our ancestors started from hand-woven, to inventing this simple instrument, to complex looms, Jenny machines...]
【I'm so moved. 】
[The wisdom of our ancestors is truly amazing!I didn't even think about what to do just now, I thought I had to keep using my hands. 】
[My IQ is not as good as that of primitive people? 】
Although the instrument in Su Zhe's hand was very simple, it triggered a lot of barrages.
Because looms have unique significance to human civilization——
Jenny Textile Machine started the industrial revolution of modern civilization!
The emergence of machinery means that primitive humans took the first step to conquer the universe from simply using tools.
(End of this chapter)
Su Zhe picked up the guitar and before he started singing, the audience in the live broadcast room started calling friends and swiping on various major platforms:
【Su Zhe wants to sing a new song!Come to the live broadcast room! 】
Not every fan has the time or interest to watch Su Zhe fire pottery or build a house, but almost all of them are interested in his new songs.
While he was singing, countless viewers poured into the live broadcast room, and coupled with the original live broadcast room audience, there was some lag.
The backstage staff of Penguin Live never expected that the number of people in Su Zhe's live broadcast room would exceed 200 million in an instant.
As we all know, the number of people in a live broadcast room is limited. Generally, it is multiplied by 50 to make it look better, so the front desk shows that there are more than [-] million people watching the live broadcast.
People and popularity are just a word game.
These viewers won't blow up the Penguin live broadcast server, but they do affect Su Zhe's live broadcast room.
After Su Zhe finished singing "Inflammable and Explosive", the live broadcast room went offline.
The audience was stunned. They looked at [the live broadcast room has lost contact] on the black screen and laughed angrily:
"Is Penguin sick? We've already invited Su Zhe, why don't we spend more money to add a server?"
"Why do you look down on Su Zhe? The server is so small, it has only been broadcast for a few days and it has exploded!"
"Fuck! A stupid penguin, playing games, getting disconnected as soon as good stuff comes out after playing the game, and now he's disconnected even while watching the live broadcast?"
"As expected of "Inflammable and Explosive", it blew up the Penguin live broadcast room."
After Su Zhe put down his guitar, he looked at the barrage in No Man's Land and said strangely:
"Is this song so bad? Why doesn't anyone post any comments?"
The photographer was also very strange. He only realized it after receiving a call from Penguin Live:
"Teacher Su, the live broadcast room is overcrowded by the audience, and we are working hard to repair it backstage."
Su Zhe is very considerate:
"Okay, just in time I finished my phone call."
He picked up the phone and asked Cheng Lanyun:
"Is this song okay?"
Cheng Lanyun asked curiously:
"Why did you give it to me? When I listen to this song, I feel like a woman being asked all kinds of things by a man, and then I collapse?"
Su Zhe admired Cheng Lanyun very much. He really knew music.
This should be the meaning of the original version, there is a joke——
The perfect wife is like a dowager in bed, a lady in the living room, and a housewife in the kitchen.
It's funny as a joke, and it won't affect anyone if you fantasize about it, but it's terrible if it's really a standard requirement for a spouse.
The opposite is true, requiring her husband to be a CEO outside and a warm man at home, being cold and ruthless to other women, and playing tricks on herself.
Bullshit!
Remember, if a person is very skilled in technology, he must have practiced it.
But Su Zhe didn’t choose this song just for the sake of trivial matters between men and women:
"Master, I'm talking about public opinion and you."
Cheng Lanyun was stunned for a moment:
Yes, public opinion's requirements for her are not only to have abundant emotions and be able to play the role well, but also to be pure-hearted and avoid any scandals.
She was silent for a moment and sighed:
"It's over. Now "The Ordinary Road" can only be ranked fourth in my heart."
Su Zhe was a little embarrassed:
"Master is absurd."
Cheng Lanyun didn't bother to pay attention to his proud self-effacement and asked:
"Send me the lyrics, I want to learn them."
After Su Zhe sent her the lyrics, he posted them on Weibo.
Comments are also flammable and explosive:
[Wow, brother is so considerate. I just wanted to ask for the lyrics and sent them! 】
[These lyrics, "I don't live alone, I'm frivolous and despicable, I'm so flattering..." are written so casually, as if I've drunk too much. 】
[There is a rough and unscrupulous beauty. 】
[Su Zhe’s words used to be very sophisticated before, but he suddenly changed his style. Listening to this song, I feel a little strange and a little emotional. What’s going on? 】
Some people also analyzed the meaning of what Cheng Lanyun heard and commented:
["Inflammable and Explosive" is filled with all kinds of opposite images, both the scumbag's greedy demands on the woman, and the psychedelic world turned upside down after her collapse. 】
[The singing is also very strange, the voice is full of fatigue and hoarseness, and it is also very psychedelic. 】
[It’s just that the guitar is too plain and lacks taste.It's a pity to sing this song as a folk song. 】
【After all, he is the king of ballads. 】
[But his "Ten Miles of Spring Breeze" and "Do You Want to Dance" all have a rock flavor. His ambitions should not be limited to folk songs. 】
When Su Zhe saw these comments, his heart moved:
He [King of Folk Songs] has reached 100% progress, it’s time to try other music styles!
Otherwise, [Heavenly King] has been stuck at 27% since the last Golden Lin Award, and has been unable to activate the intermediate extraordinary memory, which makes him anxious to death.
Long Aotian Film and Television Studio has been registered and the start-up funds have been obtained, but it is stuck on extraordinary memory. Isn't this a delay?
After Su Zhe made up his mind, he immediately found Lu Xiaomin:
"Sister Lu, help me contact a local recording studio and music teacher. I want to record a song."
Of course Lu Xiaomin would not refuse, she was so happy that she could not close her mouth from ear to ear. Su Zhe released a song in the program "Time Travel" and it became a hot search along with the program!
"Don't worry, leave it all to me! What else do you want?"
Su Zhe was also polite:
"A symphony orchestra must have a vibraphone, celesta or glockenspiel, and the arrangement needs that ethereal and dreamy feeling."
In the version of "Inflammable and Explosive" that Su Zhe prefers, the vibraphone is used in the prelude, which is very ethereal and highlights the psychedelic feeling (the original version did not use it).
As for the celesta, the most famous one is the theme song "Hedwig's Theme" from "Harry Potter". It is played on the celesta at the beginning, which is very magical.
The carillon has a similar timbre to the first two. In fact, the principles of the three are similar. They all use a small hammer to strike a steel piece to produce sound, which has a sense of magic and weirdness.
Lu Xiaomin prepared as he asked, while Liu Heluo and Lian Shiyuan looked at him in amazement.
"What are you looking at?" Su Zhe asked strangely.
"You are so charming!" Lian Shiyuan exclaimed, "In the past few days I have known you, you are the most charming today, and you seem to have a light on your body!"
Su Zhe discovered that Lian Shiyuan's personality was very direct and her compliments were sincere. This kind of soft girl was quite lovable, but she was a bit silly.
"Ah? Isn't that a bit exaggerated?" Su Zhe chuckled, still wanting to hear praise, "Which part do you like best?"
Lian Shiyuan was silent for a while: "Although I didn't understand, I think you are so awesome!"
Su Zhe maintained a polite smile:
Ok……
Lian Shiyuan quickly grabbed a handful of Liu Heluo and diverted the trouble to the east:
"I'm just an actor, I don't understand this. You know music, tell me!"
Liu Heluo was like a scumbag who was asked questions by the teacher in class. He was completely confused:
"Uh... ah... um..."
Su Zhe said silently: "Choose C."
"Yes, choose C for this question!" Liu Heluo shouted instinctively, and immediately felt something was wrong, "No, where is the option?"
Su Zhe was amused by her:
"You get asked a lot of questions in class. You have a lot of experience."
Liu Heluo tried hard to save face:
"I think it sounds pretty good, let's learn it too!"
She heard that Cheng Lanyun wanted to learn this song.
Su Zhe had no objection. Since it has been published publicly, anyone who wants to learn can learn it.
He took the initiative to play a few notes and sang the first line in a demonstration.
Liu Heluo nodded confidently, indicating that there was no problem.
At this time, after intense repairs, the live broadcast room finally returned to normal.
[The live broadcast is finally resumed! 】
[I'm afraid that when I come back, I'll find that Su Zhe has already rolled the spaceship with his hands, striding from the Stone Age to the science fiction era! 】
[Haha, it’s possible, who knows how many more skills he has hidden! 】
Su Zhe and the others didn't notice that the live broadcast room had been restored for a while, and they were all busy with their own things——
Su Zhe played the guitar, and Lian Shiyuan watched curiously.
And Liu Heluo sang the first line:
【Hope/I\Crazy-Devil/Ahem...】
Su Zhe almost threw the guitar away.
It’s just that every note has its own idea. Why do you still sing the splits?
Are you really a singer?Even if you are an idol singer, you must be able to sing to some extent!
【Pfft hahaha!I'm going to be laughed to death by Liu Heluo! 】
[Don’t talk nonsense, it’s me, your fan! 】
【Inadvertent injury to a fan! 】
[Why is this song so unpleasant to sing? 】
[After Su Zhe finished singing: It’s so nice, I love this song!After Liu Heluo finished singing: What the hell, I feel like I don’t love you anymore! 】
[Su Zhe’s expression made me laugh to death, with resistance written all over his face! 】
At this time, the three of them noticed the barrage. Liu Heluo was not ashamed and actually planned to continue singing.
"No, please spare me!" Su Zhe quickly begged for mercy, "I have to record songs tonight."
As soon as the barrage heard the recorded song, I immediately forgot to ridicule Liu Heluo and was so excited:
【Really?Su Zhe, you finally remembered to enter the recording studio! 】
[Have you forgotten that you are a singer?Woohoo, after "Poetry Radio", we are finally releasing a single! 】
[After recording the single, can I do it for free?I'm a student. 】
Su Zhe saw the barrage and said seriously:
"Okay, send me your school address in the background, and I'll mail you 20 more."
After the joke:
"Okay, we'll record the songs in the evening, and now we'll start weaving the mats!"
Su Zhe tore the bark into fiber ropes bit by bit, then arranged the warp threads vertically in rows, and passed a fiber rope through them horizontally.
"You see, the horizontal latitude lines have to pass through the longitude lines in an S-shape, but it is very laborious to pass through them one by one."
[Yes, how long can we weave like this? 】
Su Zhe smiled and said:
"It's very simple. We just need to fix the longitudes in the odd columns and the longitudes in the even columns."
He tied the odd-numbered columns and even-numbered columns of warp threads to the branches respectively, then lifted up the odd-numbered columns and passed the weft threads through them instantly, then pressed down the odd-numbered columns, and one weft thread was threaded.
[I see, mom, I understand the principle of the loom! 】
Su Zhe continued to lift the even-numbered rows, threaded the second weft thread, and soon weaved a mat.
[Shit, when I looked at the loom in the museum, I thought it was complicated, but when I looked at this one, it was very clear. 】
[Our ancestors started from hand-woven, to inventing this simple instrument, to complex looms, Jenny machines...]
【I'm so moved. 】
[The wisdom of our ancestors is truly amazing!I didn't even think about what to do just now, I thought I had to keep using my hands. 】
[My IQ is not as good as that of primitive people? 】
Although the instrument in Su Zhe's hand was very simple, it triggered a lot of barrages.
Because looms have unique significance to human civilization——
Jenny Textile Machine started the industrial revolution of modern civilization!
The emergence of machinery means that primitive humans took the first step to conquer the universe from simply using tools.
(End of this chapter)
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