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Chapter 404 Take the Spring Festival Gala
The popularity of "Ruishi" is an unexpected surprise.

Normally, the most anticipated program of the Spring Festival Gala is always the language program.

But it is a pity that the next few language programs gave the audience a familiar feeling-too bad.

Originally, because of "Wishful", the audience spoke highly of this Spring Festival Gala, both online and offline, but they didn't expect that the cross talk and sketches would break their guard again——

【It’s really ugly. 】

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[You shouldn’t have any expectations for the Spring Festival Gala skits. It’s not funny at all if it pursues “educational significance” too much. 】

[Think about it, Su Zhe's "Rushing" is also very "educational", but his level is too high and he can sing the main melody to make us cry. 】

[Songs can still be compromised. Once language programs have educational significance, they are completely ruined. 】

This even made them doubt Su Zhe's two sketches "Not Short of Money" and "To Help or Not to Help" on the program list:
[I’m a huge fan of Su Zhe, but I’m worried that he won’t be able to lead the Spring Festival Gala. 】

CCTV wanted to guide public opinion, and after a few skits with embarrassing praise, there was no splash at all, and it even got ridiculed even more.

[It’s over. It’s a skit with the main theme. The protagonist says he doesn’t care about other people’s business, but in the end he still does good deeds. In the end, good people are rewarded. 】

[How many Spring Festival Gala writers can you eat in one meal? This smells so right! 】

Next, as expected, the old lady came on stage and staggered down on the stage.

"Not Short of Money" is different. The sublimation at the end is gone, and most of the baggage is just for pure comedy.

As a work written by Su Zhe, most netizens are very curious, and they have floated on the barrage:
【Opening! Can Su Zhe lead the Spring Festival Gala? 】

[You can’t blame Su Zhe. Cross talk, talk show, and sketch actors who are very funny in other programs were immediately assimilated into not being funny after going to the Spring Festival Gala. 】

"You are a good boy, and you know how to help auntie up."

In the past life, I relied on Ben Shan, and in this life, I relied on Su Zhe. They have a strong voice and can be preserved. It would be difficult for anyone else to attend the Spring Festival Gala.

Otherwise, these two sketches would have been completely changed and most of the laugh points would have been lost.

"To Help or Not to Help" is a bit better. There is a small sublimation at the end. The theme also praises good people, which generally meets the requirements of the Spring Festival Gala.

[This kind of work cannot educate anyone. All you can do is show your butt, which is annoying. 】

Hao Jian's solemn words made the audience worried:

[It’s just that it’s not funny, the values ​​are so outdated that it makes people uncomfortable. 】

[Unexpectedly, Su Zhe, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, also rebelled! Sure enough, everyone will lose their sense of humor when they reach the Spring Festival Gala. 】

After Hao Jian struggled and hesitated, he went to help the old lady and asked her if she could still leave.

While Su Zhe was thinking, each program came on stage, each receiving applause or complaints.

"I'm addicted to doing good deeds." Hao Jian showed a satisfied smile after being recognized for doing good deeds.

[Su Zhe has driven the aesthetic evolution of the Spring Festival Gala for twenty years. 】

"If I keep meddling in other people's business, my name won't be Hao Jian, I'll be called very mean!"

[Haha, what’s with Hao Jian’s swishing tone? so funny! 】

This was similar to the comical effect of falling off a stool, which finally aroused laughter from the audience, and Hao Jian's accurate comments made the laughter even louder:
"You can walk, but you walk according to a schedule."

At the beginning of the skit, Hao Jian, played by Lu Jian, appeared on the stage and began a monologue, saying that he liked to meddle too much, so he rear-ended a car and broke the front wheel of his bicycle.

# Polarized Spring Festival Gala#
This year's singing and dancing programs have been well received overall, especially the stage design. Although it is not as good as the "Chinese Style" album of "Chinese Song Festival", it has been affected to a certain extent. The overall aesthetic has been greatly improved, and it is no longer a festive stage style full of highly saturated colors. .

But every language program has received a lot of bad reviews and complaints.

However, the discussion of singing and dancing is obviously not as high as that of sketches. CCTV finally managed to guide it for a long time, and a sketch was broadcast on TV, which triggered countless negative comments:
[If it really doesn’t work, let’s not do sketches in the future? Forget it as a concert. 】

An overall evaluation of the Spring Festival Gala appeared on Weibo——

[Yes, although the framework is very melodic, the baggage is a bit interesting. 】

Su Zhe was backstage, reading these comments, and felt very much in agreement.

[It's a pity that I haven't learned anything. If Su Zhe's "Chinese Style" album is uploaded, just watching the singing and dancing would be enough. 】

But then, the old lady went beyond everyone's expectations, spinning and "walking" on the ground.

Netizens commented really well on this:
[The aesthetics have improved significantly this year, and there are a few good programs. Programs such as Su Zhe, You Mengli, and Wu Peipei are particularly outstanding. 】

After checking her body, the old lady finally sat up and praised Hao Jian:

[If you want to educate the people, you should at least be more advanced in your thinking. Some people are full of feudal ideas and know that it is better not to be a teacher by asking the people to contribute without asking for anything in return and to be their slaves. 】

They can only try to focus on the highlights and mention more singing and dancing programs.

If it weren't for his powerful voice, anyone who dared to make suggestions such as "increasing educational significance" would be pushed back without hesitation, ensuring the integrity of the script.

[Su Zhe lost. Facts have proved that under the standards of the Spring Festival Gala, it is impossible to create a funny sketch. 】

Amid bad reviews, "Help or No Help" finally made its debut.

There are also barrage announcements in advance:

Up to this point, it was a standard sketch with the main theme, and the laughter was loud - because of the support, but the audience in front of the TV almost didn't laugh.

[Just like the king of football cannot save the national football team. 】

But the old lady’s voice changed:
"It would have been someone else. I would have run away after the collision."

The old lady's words made Hao Jian's smile disappear.

But it moved to the faces of the audience:

[Hahaha, you must have been blackmailed! How much money do you have to help the old lady? 】

Naturally, there are cases in this world where people are being cheated on while helping the elderly. After all, this is a common feature of all human beings.

As long as there is a judicial bias and as long as there is no criminal prosecution, there will definitely be bad people who take advantage of loopholes to make profits, and bad people do not distinguish between young and old.

[Su Zhe is very brave to write, but he didn’t expect it to be a hot topic in society. 】

It's very frustrating to encounter this kind of thing in real life, but the sketch will naturally use humor to deal with it.

I saw Hao Jian expressionlessly putting the old lady he had lifted back to the ground. In the face of the other party's confused expression, he complained:
"Auntie, you fell into a daze, and you fell into a daze all of a sudden."

He tried to explain that the old lady fell down on her own and he was just kind-hearted to help.

But the broken front wheel of the bicycle made the old lady even more convinced that it was Hao Jian who hit her and sent her flying ten meters away.

Hao Jian was completely confused:

"This is indeed too much like an accident scene. But aunt, my car was rear-ended."

Old lady: "My tailbone..."

The two struggled for a while, but Hao Jian couldn't "convince" the old lady.

The audience also laughed louder and louder:

[Hao Jian is so miserable. 】

[No, he is very cheap now. 】

What's even worse is that Hao Jian wanted to prove his innocence only to find that the surveillance camera was broken:

"It's over, the (camera) head is gone. If we continue to struggle with this, we will have no head."

Seeing that he wanted to run away, the old lady became anxious:

"You still want to leave?"

"I'm sure I won't make the trip. I have to run!"

The audience became more engrossed in watching, and Hao Jian's experience couldn't help but arouse their concern.

But before Hao Jian could run away, someone came on the scene and said sternly:
"There is an old lady lying on the ground, and no one is helping her. Why do you think the social atmosphere is like this now? Others don't care, I care!"

After he finished speaking, there were cheers from the scene. But the barrage is disgusting:
[It’s over. Wei Guangzheng’s passerby appears and wants to criticize Hao Jianyi and make him “come to his senses.” 】

[It’s time to increase the value. 】

But although "Help or Not" has a main theme frame, it is not vulgar at all. After the passerby finished speaking sternly, he took a photo and left even more sternly:
"I will post on Weibo immediately to ask everyone to condemn this behavior!"

【Hahaha! 】

[It turned out to be a keyboard warrior, it made me laugh to death. 】

The passerby's twist finally made the audience laugh out loud, realizing that even if Su Zhe was restrained by the Spring Festival Gala, he still couldn't hide his edge:
[Familiar irony, familiar taste! As expected of screenwriter Su Zhe. 】

Seeing this, Hao Jian softened his heart again and couldn't leave no matter what. He wanted to help the old lady and clear his own grievances.

But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get the old lady to admit that he was an innocent good Samaritan.

At this time, another passerby passed by on a bicycle, and Hao Jian tried to ask the passerby to help.

But when passers-by saw the fallen old lady, they were so frightened that they left immediately and reminded Hao Jian:

"Run! I helped three of them."

"What's the result?" Hao Jian asked curiously.

The passerby sighed deeply:

"Let's put it this way, I used to drive... a Daben."

The aggrieved expressions of passers-by once again made the audience laugh:
[I haven’t seen such spicy sketch lines in a long time. 】

[The most awesome way to show off your wealth: I dare to help the old lady! 】

Hao Jian was also worried about his wallet and immediately reminded the old lady, "Thieves come to my house and run away with tears in their eyes." He also told a few fables:
""Mr. Dong Guo and the Wolf", "Lü Dongbin and the Dog", "The Farmer and the Snake", "Hao Jian and the Old Lady"..."

When they heard the name of the fable, everyone laughed, and all the comments were:
["Hao Jian and the Old Lady", hahaha! What a loss! 】

[I know how Yin and Yang are "ungrateful". 】

The old lady showed an impatient look on her face and said angrily:

"It's too boring! If I want to help you, I will help you. If I don't, just leave. Make room for the good people!"

When Lu Jian on the stage heard this line, he was extremely impressed.

In fact, this sentence shows that the old lady was either blinded by the fall or the bad guy who bumped into her. He already knew that Hao Jian didn't bump into her and just wanted to extort money.

But in the sketch, there was never a single sentence that mentioned that the old lady was blackmailing someone. It was always said that she was "blinded", and in the end it had a happy ending.

That's because the traffic police testified that the old lady saw that she couldn't blackmail people, so she just took advantage of the situation and took away her "supernatural power".

However, the old lady is a villain and does not conform to mainstream values. She cannot pass the Spring Festival Gala review, so Su Zhe hid the truth layer by layer under the superficial story.

"Mr. Su is really a genius at fooling the reviewers. He tells a story on the surface, but there is irony hidden behind it, and this is a deeper irony."

If he has watched "Let the Bullets Fly", he will know that it is called "making money while standing".

On the Spring Festival Gala stage, the skits continued.

The old lady said angrily:
"I, an old lady, have been lying here for a long time. Do you think I am lying around? Saying who is a snake, who is a dog, who is a wolf, who is a bitch? You are such a bitch!"

Hao Jian was very hurt by this:
"The name Hao Jian was given to me by my mother, who works from dawn to dusk. How come it has become a dirty word for you?"

【Hahaha! Hao Jian, who came up with this bad name? 】

[It’s so funny. Now that I see the word Hao Jian, it feels funny. 】

Lu Jian lost his real name. At this moment, people all over the country remembered him as Hao Jian.

Faced with Hao Jian's attitude of hiding needles, the old lady finally couldn't bear it any longer. She no longer lay on the ground and pretended to be sick. She quickly picked up Hao Jian's bicycle and asked for comment.

At this time, Ding Xinping, who plays the traffic policeman, finally appeared.

(The traffic policeman and the two passers-by in the original drama were both played by Du Xiaoyu, but Su Zhe used three different actors)
In the small village, seeing their son's face appear on the TV, Ding's father and Ding's mother were extremely excited and shouted to a large group of relatives:

"Look, it's Pingping! He's on the Spring Festival Gala!"

"He succeeded, he even went to the Spring Festival Gala!"

Although Ding Xinping has very few scenes, far less than Lu Jian and the old lady, in the eyes of relatives, being able to appear on the Spring Festival Gala is a matter of honoring the ancestors.

It was the first time for relatives and friends to see Ding Xinping's performance, and they were so focused——

The traffic policeman asked strangely: "Auntie, what's going on?"

The old lady thought a savior had arrived, but she didn't see Hao Jianli lying on the ground immediately behind her.

The audience was curious and expectant. They saw the old lady turn her head and finally found Hao Jian lying on the ground:

"Why did you still fall down?"

[Haha, rebel against Tiangang! 】

[Fuck, God is unfolding, rubbing his hands in anticipation. 】

As the audience expected, when the traffic police saw Hao Jian lying on the ground and the bicycle with a broken front wheel, he immediately imagined the scene of the accident:

"Auntie, you are riding too fast. Racing!"

The old lady instantly felt the pain that Hao Jian couldn't explain:

"That's not my bike!"

Hao Jianli immediately complained and misinterpreted her meaning:
"Your wife's bicycle can't pedal so fast. Am I delaying your takeoff?"

The old lady was so choked up that she didn't know what to say. When the audience saw her expression, they were completely laughed out of her mind:

[I can’t do it anymore. The old lady is miserable. Hao Jiancheng is too good at it. 】

[Now the old lady understands Hao Jian’s feelings. 】

Next, Hao Jian replicated the old lady’s performance one to one:

"My elbow... doesn't even hurt."

"You can definitely go, but you have to go according to the schedule."

"I flew here from over there, can I still be rescued?"

"I flew ten meters... At this time, does it make sense to give me a three-meter or two-meter fly?"

The audience's laughter became louder and louder, and the smilers at the scene no longer forced themselves to smile, showing truly happy smiles.

Not to mention the barrage, Hao Jian almost laughed to death:

[Congratulations to the old lady for winning second place in the old lady imitation show. 】

[Hahaha, Hao Jian treats others in his own way. Is he Murong Fu? 】

The old lady's collapse made the laughter reach a higher decibel level:

"What he said were all my words!"

"That thing is who's to decide." Hao Jian was very proud.

Basically, the skit ends here, and the tail behind it is for review——

The traffic policeman recognized Hao Jian and explained the whole story.

The old lady remembered the truth and apologized to the bad guy.

Hao Jian sublimated the theme and uplifted people's hearts.

The audience understood the final twist and discussed with great interest:
【Finally a funny skit! 】

[Su Zhe can even lead the Spring Festival Gala, I am completely convinced. 】

[Now, I am even more looking forward to his own starring role in "Not Short of Money"! This year’s Spring Festival Gala, I finally didn’t watch it in vain. 】

(End of this chapter)