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Chapter 405: Good quotes come out frequently, funny men are more popular?

As soon as "Help or Not" ended, everyone knew that Lu Jian was going to be popular.

It’s just that it’s named after Hao Jian:
[Hao Jian is so funny, where did Su Zhe find the actor? 】

[Su Zhe is so good at choosing comedians, as well as Yan Qingbing from "Ma Liang". 】

[Hahaha, his expressions and lines are so mean. 】

Lu Jian was backstage at the Spring Festival Gala, looking at the comments on the Internet, and he was so happy that his teeth showed.

The other actors all looked at him with envy, and from time to time someone came over to join in the fun:
"Teacher Lu, please give me more support in the future."

"Your acting skills are great. During the rehearsal, I thought you would be popular."

It was the first time for Lu Jian to enjoy the feeling of being sought after by everyone, and he felt a little overwhelmed. Ding Xinping next to him looked at him with envy.

But when he turned on his mobile phone and saw a photo sent by his parents - relatives gathered around the TV and took a photo with him on the TV, his intense excitement dispelled his envy:
"Jian'er, thank you."

"Do we still need to talk about this?" Lu Jian was very happy and also sent messages to his parents.

"The Spring Festival Gala is over, let's find a place to have New Year's Eve dinner and celebrate." Several people were discussing when they suddenly noticed Su Zhe walking over.

Everyone immediately put down their mobile phones, stood up with a swipe of the phone, and shouted:

"Teacher Su!" "Mr. Su!"...

This kind of power made Ye Zehong from a distance stunned.

At the local Spring Festival Gala two years ago, he and Su Zhe shared a dressing room, and their status in the industry was almost the same.

He even secretly fought with Su Zheming to see who was more popular and had more fans.

Nowadays, when Su Zhe comes to the scene, everyone will stand up, but he is still the top player, and he is even a little outdated. After all, new traffic emerges in the circle every year.

At this moment, Ye Zehong felt a deep gap, which was very uncomfortable for him who was ambitious and proud.

But he could only watch, who made Su Zhe not only popular for himself, but also popular for others?

Su Zhe, the person involved, had no feeling for this power that Ye Zehong envied.

He gradually got used to it, and even subconsciously, he didn't notice the changes in the people around him.

Just like it is difficult for people to notice the process of gaining weight, only when you meet someone you haven't seen for a long time and suddenly meet them, you will be surprised why they have gained so much weight.

Su Zhe just waved his hand:
"Why are you standing here? I'm going to have a chat with Lu Jian. How do you feel?"

Lu Jian said excitedly:

"Mr. Su, did we succeed?"

"It's still early." Su Zhe laughed dumbly, "Is one skit enough to satisfy you?"

Back then, Shen Teng made three appearances on the Spring Festival Gala in the name of Hao Jian, which only left some impression on people. His status rose only after the subsequent "Charlotte Trouble", otherwise he was just an ordinary comedian.

Lu Jian said excitedly:

"Mr. Su, I will definitely work hard."

Su Zhe liked his sense of comedy, but he didn't intend to use his comedy stock to praise him - he was a Bole, not his father.

"Mary Sue will ask you to act in some comedies, but remember, there is a shortage of good comedies in the industry, so why should you be asked to act? You must learn to save your own books and praise yourself."

How can a comedy master rely solely on others?
Lu Jian praised:

"Okay, I'll try to learn from Mr. Su."

Su Zhe patted him:
"After you become famous, you can also make some quick money by filming variety shows. But don't be too obsessed. Try to save up a comedy next year. After passing the script evaluation, I will invest for you."

"Don't worry, Boss!" Lu Jian shouted excitedly.

Su Zhe left after giving a few instructions.

Comedies, horror films, and romance films are the genres in the film industry where it is easiest to make a big difference out of small things.

But in China, ghosts are not allowed, and horror films must be psychotic fantasies, which has almost abolished this classic genre.

Needless to say, Su Zhe started his career in this genre and understands it very well. Most romance films have very high requirements for scripts, but actors only need to be handsome and beautiful.

As for comedies, the requirements for scripts are not low, and the requirements for actors are even higher. Some of the baggage depends only on an actor's movement, look, or small design. It wouldn't be funny if it were played by another person.

(For example, in "Charlotte", after Montagut took off his school uniform, there was still a school uniform underneath, and the audience burst into laughter for no reason. Chang Yuan is underestimated. He is also famous for his "accurate reading of people" and his performance is spot on. .)
So Su Zhe had a lot of comedy scripts, but he didn't dare to shoot them. He slowly promoted some comedians and hoped that they would grow up.

By then, Long Aotian's status in the circle would be even higher.

Su Zhe's program was close to midnight, so he took his time and thought about these things.

And the audience is already waiting impatiently.

After watching the excellent "To Help or Not to Help", I was tired of watching those embarrassing sketches:
[When will Su Zhe take the stage again? 】

[I want to watch "Not Short of Money". The Spring Festival Gala is too bad. In order for us not to turn off the TV, Su Zhe was arranged until the end. 】

[Facts have proved that it is not that the level of the Spring Festival Gala has improved, it is just because Su Zhe participated. 】

In fact, apart from sketches, some of the programs are pretty good.

Su Zhe watched some acrobatic and magic performances in the background. He felt very interesting and muttered:

"The system gives me useless skills all day long. It would be great to reward me with a magic skill, and it can also attract girls."

From now on, he is good at singing, flower baskets and magic. Is it true that Jay Chou is called Little Su Zhe?
Soon, the time was approaching twelve o'clock, and many people had gone outside to set off fireworks and firecrackers. Su Zhe finally appeared again.

In previous lives, countless people would set off firecrackers after watching Uncle Benshan's sketches.

It was very obvious when watching the Spring Festival Gala. As soon as Benshan's sketch ended, the outside was crackling.

It is a pity that Su Zhe attended the Spring Festival Gala for the first time and the citizens have not yet formed a habit, but there were many shouts amidst the sound of firecrackers:

"Don't let the whip go yet, Su Zhe's skit is coming!"

"Come and see, the screenwriter of "Help or No Help"! It's absolutely hilarious."

Cheng Yongjun couldn't help but move closer to the TV in the film and television base, feeling very complicated.

He participated in Zhai Xiaowen's main theme movie and had to film it during the Chinese New Year. However, he had a holiday on New Year's Eve, so he couldn't help but turn on the Spring Festival Gala.

After seeing Lu Jian become famous for "Help or Not", he felt a little uneasy and regretful, and could only keep comforting himself:
"Isn't it just a sketch? No matter how famous Lu Jian is, he will only have a small reputation, and it will definitely not be as good as Director Zhai's movies."

He was not wrong. With Lu Jian's current popularity, it would be impossible for him to participate in Zhai Xiaowen's movie.

But "Not Short of Money" is different.

Cheng Yongjun stared at the TV and saw the subtitles of "Not Short of Money" appearing. He saw "Expectation" written all over the screen, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

At this moment, countless viewers across the country gathered around the TV and saw a grandfather and his granddaughter appear on the stage.

As soon as he appeared on the scene, Grandpa mispronounced the name of the restaurant:

"Scottish Flirting."

This was much more direct than "Help or No Help" and made the whole audience laugh.

The barrage also laughed out loud:

[Holy shit, the Spring Festival Gala can have such a "vulgar" plot? As expected of Su Zhe, I like it! 】

The grandfather and granddaughter found that they had forgotten their wallets and only had more than four hundred dollars on them, but the grandfather was very confident: "This is enough."

They entered the hotel and called the waiter.

The moment the waiter appeared, the whole place was in a state of excitement:

[Hahaha, isn't Su Zhe's sacrifice too great? 】

[I’m laughing so hard. Why is our music guru and idol drama prince wearing a skirt? 】

Compared to the little-known Little Shenyang, Su Zhe wears Scottish-style clothing (similar to a plaid skirt), and the contrast is huge.

The audience laughed, and Grandpa said very kindly:

"I said girl..."

"Who are you calling a girl?" The waiter's eyebrows were raised, and he was very angry, "I am a pure man."

【Hahaha! He is a pure man! 】

[Why is Su Zhe so good at playing sissy? 】

Grandpa's mind didn't turn around: "Why are you still wearing a skirt?"

The waiter looked proud:
"This is packaged in Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt. It's not cropped pants. It's something with legs."

As he spoke, he picked up the corners of his trousers, and the audience realized that these were actually large trousers, but Su Zhe's legs were both in one trouser leg.

The waiter finally realized something was wrong:

"Oh my god, I went astray while wearing something in a hurry."

The laughter in the audience got louder and louder. The audience was laughed out loud, and the barrage was also laughed out loud:

【I can not make it! Wearing something wrong? Su Zhe, you are too off track! 】

[Haha, I didn’t expect that Su Zhe, a man with so much masculine charm, could actually play a transvestite? 】

Next, in order to save money and save some money, grandpa gave the waiter a hundred yuan tip and told him not to spend too much:
"If I order expensive food..."

The waiter answered tentatively: "Should I just say no?"

The two happily agreed that when the granddaughter was hungry, the grandfather would first order a bowl of noodles to cushion his stomach.

Waiter: "Seventy-eight a bowl."

Grandpa was dumbfounded: "Why are noodles so expensive?"

Waiter: "Scottish braised noodles."

The simple answer made the audience laugh.

[I don’t know why, but I find it funny when I hear Scottish braised noodles. 】

[Scotch and braised noodles are so contrasting! 】

[Su Zhe is satirizing those merchants who change their foreign names and charge high prices to deceive people, right? 】

Grandpa asked unwillingly:

"Is braised pork expensive?"

He thought that if the braised pork was expensive, he would not want the braised pork and would only eat plain water.

But the waiter predicted his thoughts and replied:
"It doesn't cost any money."

Grandpa responded quickly and immediately told:

"Then you have a bowl of braised pork and taste it first."

The waiter was dumbfounded and the audience laughed dumbly.

[I'm going to die from laughter. The lines are obviously ordinary, why are they so funny? 】

[The stingy grandpa, the shrewd waiter, the dialogue between the two is so classic and interesting. 】

While on the waiter's seat, the grandfather told his granddaughter that the audience finally figured out that they invited Du Kang, the producer of "Chinese Song and Dance", to let his granddaughter appear on the stage of "Chinese Song and Dance" and become famous in the talent show.

——There is no such thing as Grandpa Bi and "Avenue of Stars" in this world. Su Zhe simply used the program he participated in to show Du Kang's face.

Du Kang came to the stage with some trepidation, exchanged pleasantries with his grandfather and granddaughters, and contributed a lot of burden.

Hearing the laughter from the audience, Du Kang relaxed and felt proud:

"My acting skills are okay."

In fact, it can be clearly seen that his acting skills are the most immature on stage, but fortunately he is acting in his true self, and the effect is very good.

At this time, Grandpa and Du Kangpan were relatives, pointing at their granddaughter and saying:
"Her grandfather's last name is also Du."

The granddaughter kowtowed to Du Kang:
"Hello, grandpa!"

Du Kang didn't know that his name would be completely changed to "Grandpa Du".

From now on, his eighty-year-old father would have to call him "Grandpa" whenever he saw him.

After chatting, it was finally time to serve the food.

Grandpa: "Australian abalone."

Waiter: "No."

Grandpa: "4 pounds of lobster."

Waiter: "It's not that big, just over a pound."

It was obvious that grandpa was not willing to eat more than a kilogram, and his tone was full of hints:
"More than a pound, is there any?"

The waiter is no longer confident:
"Yes...or not?"

The whole place burst into laughter.

Everyone was amused by their witty conversation.

[These two are so funny and their acting is so good. I can even tell what they are thinking from their eyebrows.]

[This part is all supported by acting skills. Grandpa is an experienced actor in comedy. I didn’t expect Su Zhe to be so delicate in comedy. 】

After the grandfather and the waiter acted a scene, Du Kang finally couldn't help but persuade them to order "homely meals".

Grandpa was relieved and immediately relaxed:
"Pheasant stewed with mushrooms."

The waiter said expressionlessly: "No."

Grandpa thought he was still acting and tried his best to hint:

"You can have this."

The waiter was very innocent:

"This really doesn't exist."

The skit is still going on, #this can be available, this is really not possible # has become a hot search.

Netizens couldn’t help but sigh:

[For many years, the Spring Festival Gala only copied hot memes from the Internet, but now it finally contributed some golden quotes. 】

[You still have to look at Su Zhe! I didn’t go to the Spring Festival Gala last year, so I felt like I was going to die! Stable performance this year, another golden sentence. 】

Next, grandpa dug so hard that the waiter couldn't bear it anymore, and made another famous sentence:
"A person's life is actually short, just like sleeping. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, a day has passed. Once you close your eyes, this life has passed."

"Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? People die and money is not spent."

Grandpa retorted:

"Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? People are still alive but their money is gone."

The two clashed, pushing the laughter to the climax of the night.

Some viewers couldn't help but slap the table and laugh wildly.

Including the celebrities at the scene, they also lost their restraint and laughed unsteadily in front of the camera.

Beside You Mengli, someone asked her:

"Is Su Zhe usually this funny?"

You Mengli covered her mouth with laughter:
"How can there be? He is usually a handsome man. I have never seen him like this."

She couldn't help but say:
"Brother Zhe is so confused. He doesn't even plan to act in a sketch. He doesn't want to look ugly and is afraid of affecting his image as a male god."

The actress next to me said with envy:

"No way? He looks even more charming when he lowers his stature to be funny. Funny men are very popular now."

Even if they are ugly, funny men are very popular, let alone handsome and funny. This makes the surrounding female stars even more envious of You Mengli:

"You can be both charming and harmonious. You must be very interesting at ordinary times. I envy you to death."

And on the Internet, #苏泽小片杀Crazy# has become a hot search.

Many people are discussing:

[Although Su Zhe only attended the Spring Festival Gala once, can he be called the king of sketches in the new era? 】

(End of this chapter)