The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

At some point on the mountain, two people came, they were Zhang Dong's acquaintances Sun Bin and Sun Lai.

Sun Bin is the director of the Yaomen Medicine Garden. Zhang Dong once dealt with him and obtained the roots of more than 1000 kinds of elixir from heaven and earth. Needless to say, Sun Lai, the teacher of the entrance examination is also Sun Shude's son-in-law.

Now, they turned their backs to this side, colluding with each other, standing idly and laughing strangely.

Zhang Dong was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but the good things couldn't go on any longer. Even if he wanted to go on, Yu Sasha didn't agree.

After all, as soon as she heard the teasing words and saw other monks on the mountain, Yu Shasha was so ashamed that she wished there was a hole in the ground to hide in. She twisted her body miraculously and slipped out like a fish. Zhang Dong's arms sank into the water in the blink of an eye. In just a few breaths, she had already dressed in the water and jumped into the pool with a splash. She didn't even dare to look at Zhang Dong. She shyly said: "I ,I'm going back."

After speaking, she rose into the sky, wielded a sword, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Zhang Dongyao looked at the direction in which the beauty disappeared, and now he fully understood that the beauty was not refusing just now, but used a special way to add to the fun. Such a fiery and active beauty is really wonderful.

Zhang Dong began to dress slowly, not because he didn't want to hurry up, but because the second child still held his head high and refused to give in.

"Whoosh..."

Sun Bin and Sun Lai landed by the pool in a blink of an eye, staring at Zhang Dong's place at the same time, Sun Bin smiled evilly and said, "Wow, wow, brother-in-law, I heard that you are very flirtatious and a super expert at picking up girls. Where do I only see one idiot?"

He is a master at the peak of the seventh level of the Patriarch of Picking Up Girls, and his spiritual sense is super powerful. He naturally sensed everything about Zhang Dong and Yu Shasha, but Zhang Dong and Yu Shasha didn't know it at all.

Zhang Dong wanted to kick him into the pool, but thinking that this guy is a super expert, he had to endure it, jumped into the pool, used his true energy to dry his clothes, and asked angrily, "Aren't you going to guard your demon medicine?" Yuan, what are you doing here? Be careful and I will teach you a lesson."

"Student Zhang Dong, you are so brave, you dare to be so rude to the principal!" Sun Lai tried hard to keep a straight face, exuding a destructive aura, and said viciously.

"What? Headmaster? Isn't the headmaster that treacherous old man Sun Shude?" Zhang Dong said in astonishment.

Sun Bin and Sun Lai looked at Zhang Dong like a monster at the same time, thinking that this guy dared to call him Sun Shude a treacherous old man?

But they soon came to their senses. Sun Bin had an arrogance on his face, but Sun Lai had a weird smile on his face, and said triumphantly: "The former headmaster may take a thousand years to practice in closed doors. Water Curtain Academy is so important. Can there be no principal? So, the head of the sect appointed Brother Sun Bin as the principal, wow haha, our spring is here."

"Damn, you're going to be the principal?" Zhang Dong had a strange expression on his face, "I don't think you look like the principal, you have a playful smile without any majesty."

"Why don't I look like the principal? I am a veritable principal. Just because you are my brother-in-law, I don't need to be so serious in front of you." Sun Bin pretended to be majestic, "The scenery of this valley is indeed beautiful. We Just drink here."

With a wave of his hand, a beautiful table and three chairs appeared on the grass. With another wave of his hand, fine wine and steaming food appeared on the table.

"Damn, isn't this the food and drink made by Xiaoyi and Xiaoyu?" Zhang Dong said in amazement.

"That's right. I'll take Sun Lai to visit your aunt in your cave first. Seeing that you haven't come back for a long time, I'll pack up the food and drink and go out to look for you. I scanned my consciousness and found that you're here to pick up girls. You haven't gotten to the point for a long time. See It made me anxious, so I can only make the decision for you, that is, I won’t do it.” Sun Bin sat down on the stool and said with a strange smile.

"Can't you wait for three hours?" Zhang Dong gave Sun Bin an angry look.

"I'm the principal, and I'm going to be millions every minute, let me wait for you?" Sun Bin stared back fiercely.

"Yes, yes, Brother Sun Bin has just taken up his post, and he is very busy every day." Sun Lai said flatteringly, filled the three of them with wine as quickly as possible, raised his glass again, and said excitedly : "Congratulations to Brother Bin for his promotion and becoming a vassal. Done."

The three of them clinked glasses and drank in one gulp.

To be honest, Zhang Dong was a little absent-minded, he was still thinking about the wonderful spring just now, and he was still regretting that he didn't eat that beautiful woman Yu Salsa. Of course, he was also puzzled that the enchanting song had such a magical effect that it could make the body flow out black liquid , but how exactly is the black liquid produced?

"Brother-in-law, you are indeed a rare genius in cultivation. It's been a while since I've seen you. You have already cultivated to the eighth level of a girl-picking master. You are as fast as a rocket." Sun Bin put down his wine glass and looked at Zhang Dong with admiration. , "Maybe, soon, I will catch up with Sun Lai."

"He will never catch up with me, because I will break through to the second level of the patriarch of picking up girls soon." Sun Lai said proudly, "Maybe, I will break through many bottlenecks like a broken bamboo, and catch up with you, brother Sun Bin." ah."

"Wow haha……"

Zhang Dong and Sun Bin bent down and laughed loudly at the same time. They have seen shameless people, but they have never seen such shameless people who dare to be so arrogant in front of them.

"Eh..." Sun Lai put on a straight face, and said proudly, "I am a rare cultivation genius. I am only over 1 years old, and I have already cultivated to the second level of Patriarch of Picking Up Girls. If I practice for tens of millions of years, I will reach At Brother Sun Bin's age, can't he still not reach the seventh level of the Patriarch of Picking Up Girls?"

"You are the second level of the patriarch of picking up girls, not the first level." Sun Bin said angrily.

"I already have the aura of a breakthrough. In ten days or so, I will be able to break through to the second level of the Patriarch of Picking Up Girls." Sun Lai said confidently.

Sun Bin looked at Sun Lai carefully, then nodded: "Sure enough, it seems that you are indeed a rare cultivation genius. If you continue to work hard, you will definitely achieve great achievements. However, you will not catch up with me." It's possible, Zhang Dong, maybe he can still catch up."

"Why can't I catch up?" Sun Lai said unconvinced.

"Because it is difficult to break through the realm of the patriarch of picking up girls. It takes a long time. You are improving, and I am also improving. My starting point is higher than yours. Naturally, you will never catch up with me." Sun Bin smiled and said, "Zhang Dong is different, he is truly a cultivation genius that is rare in tens of millions of years, I estimate that he only needs 3000 million years to catch up with me, at that time, he and I are estimated to be at the ninth level of the Patriarch of Picking Girls."

"3000 million years?" Zhang Dong couldn't laugh or cry, and said angrily, "If you talk about realm, I can easily surpass you in a hundred years. If you talk about combat power, after three days, I can beat you to crawl all over the ground."

This is not bragging, the day after tomorrow he will travel to the ancient times, and after more than ten years of practice, he believes that he can beat Sun Bin, a master who is at the top of the seventh level of the Patriarch of Picking Girls.

"Wow haha……"

Sun Bin and Sun Lai were stunned, and then they laughed so hard that they had seen a lot of madmen, but they swore they had never seen a madman like Zhang Dong.

(The seventh is delivered, I implore the brothers to take action, cast another 15 votes, and you will be able to secure the first place, please.)