The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

In the valley, three madmen were drinking and chatting.

Sun Lai drank until the monkey's face was flushed, and he said in a passionate voice: "I finally came to the world, and I must cultivate to the ninth level of the Patriarch of Picking Up Girls, and become one of the top masters on the earth. I will be proud and honor my ancestors."

"Er...you are not too shameful with an ideal like yours?" Sun Bin said, poking his neck, "My ideal is to cultivate to the master of picking up girls, save the cultivation world on Earth, and then go to the Golden Continent."

"Is this possible?" Sun Lai whispered.

"How is it impossible? It's all about human effort." Sun Bin exuded a sky-high arrogance and strong self-confidence, and he seemed to be in high spirits.

Zhang Dong also secretly admired that Sun Bin is indeed a rare cultivation genius of the monkey race. If he has always had such a good attitude, he can really cultivate to the ninth level of the Patriarch of Picking Up Girls. Well, when the monks broke through, there was no such terrifying inner demon, and it is not impossible for him to become a master of picking up girls.

"Brother-in-law, what ideal do you have?" After Sun Bin finished speaking, together with Sun Lai, he cast expectant eyes on Zhang Dong's face.

"My ideal is different from yours. I want to eliminate the crisis on the earth first, kill all the monks in the secret realm of the magic gate, and then go to the Golden Continent to save the earth monks who are in crisis, so that Pangu Qitian will be enlightened. Tathagata, Sun Wukong, the obsessed demon old man, and all the earth monks will be my subordinates, and I will let the ice and snow emperor Nuwa Wu Piaomiao Xueji and other beauties be my women, and then I will take them to kill all the enemies and rule the Golden Continent. Finally, I will I want to break through this universe and go outside to see what kind of world it is." Zhang Dongfeng said lightly.

The two looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, their jaws dropped all over the floor, and their eyeballs almost fell off. This is no longer an ideal, but a dream of idiots.

"Don't talk nonsense like this in the future, you are too disrespectful to seniors." Sun Bin gave Zhang Dong a hard look.

"Does the sparrow know the ambition of the swan?" Zhang Dong murmured in his heart, without further refuting, he said flatly: "Both brothers, we've had enough drinking today, let's go back."

"I think you are thinking about that beauty, right? Don't go back, let's continue chatting." At this point, Sun Bin slapped his forehead and said seriously: "I almost forgot what my uncle told me. Zhang Dong, uncle said You are a super troublemaker, and you want me to watch you more closely. You listen to me, when I am the principal, you be honest and don't cause trouble. But, if someone bullies you, you will Hit me so hard that the other party will not dare to provoke you for the rest of their lives, and I will protect you."

"My poor principal, you actually said such things to this troublemaker, I think you are asking for good luck, he will turn the school over in a short time." Sun Lai muttered in his heart, of course he would not say it out loud. He looked at Sun Bin with pity.

"Brother Sun Bin, you just have to be careful. I am very honest. I will fight back only when others bully me. Now basically no one dares to provoke me, and no one dares to bully me. I, of course I won't cause trouble, and you shouldn't keep an eye on me like my father-in-law said. He's just talking nonsense." Zhang Dong said with sincerity.

Sun Bin smiled and said, "That's right. I heard that you killed Hu Tianlu, the super genius of the Tiger Clan. There is no student in the school who is your opponent. You are the overlord among the students."

Speaking of this, his face became serious: "Although I am not worried about you causing trouble inside the school, I am afraid that you will cause trouble outside. Just now I heard you say that you will kill all the monks of the Demon Gate. I am here to warn you You, this is what we are talking about in private, you must not try it, the monks of the Demon Gate are so powerful that no monks in the secret realm dare to provoke them, and the masters among them can turn into all kinds of insects, invincible , is so powerful that it can penetrate into a monk's body, suck brains, devour flesh and blood, and finally only a thin human skin is left. Don't say you, even me, I may not be able to escape from such a monster life."

"Brother Sun Bin, if you encounter such a master of the devil coming to eat you, how will you deal with it? Is it true that you can only run for your life?" Zhang Dong asked tentatively, interested.

"When you meet a demon master who comes to eat you, of course, kill him before he turns into a monster insect, and once you see the opponent turned into an egg, you run away quickly, because the egg can't fly, wait for you to escape Only when the eggs are far away will the eggs hatch into the devil worms." Sun Bin said seriously.

"Is there no way to kill the devil?" Zhang Dong asked in surprise.

"The defensive ability of the devil worm is very strong, so strong that it is hard to kill, and the speed of the devil worm is so fast that it is unbelievably fast. If you are not careful, you will be drilled into your body by it, and you will die. "Sun Bin said.

"That is to say, there is no good way to deal with the devil insects?" Zhang Dong said in shock.

"That's true." Sun Bin sighed, "If you can deal with the monsters, if you can win the secret realm of the Demon Gate, who would not want to eliminate the monks of the Demon Gate, after all, too many monks with good talents have been eaten by them. "

A solemn look appeared on Zhang Dong's face. For billions of years, countless intelligent and talented monks must have thought of killing the monks of the Demon Sect, including Emperor Ice and Snow, including Pangu, including Hongjun and Tathagata, but no one could. If he did it, he didn't even find a way to deal with the monsters. He had to be careful with the magic gate, and he had to find a good way to deal with the monsters. Only when he was fully confident would he go to war.

After drinking and chatting for nearly two hours, the three of them flew into the sky and returned to Water Curtain Academy. Zhang Dong still wanted to go to make fish salsa and continue the wonderful things before, but the monitor said in horror in his mind: " Not good, your people have been robbed, and the danger is extremely dangerous, much more dangerous than the crisis of the purple-haired old devil."

Zhang Dong was terrified, and asked with a puzzled face, "Human robbery, what do you mean?"

"There are many kinds of catastrophes, the most common ones are thunder catastrophe and human catastrophe. You have seen thunder catastrophe last time. Is it powerful? If there is no beauty disk to help you resist, you will have turned into flying ash, even if you With the current level of cultivation, you can't survive the thunder calamity at all. And the human calamity is a catastrophe that is more powerful than the thunder calamity. If you really don't give you any chance to survive, you basically have no way to survive." The monitor said tremblingly.

"What kind of expression is human robbery?"

A monstrous anger surged in Zhang Dong's heart. This world actually wanted to kill him again and again, which was simply tolerable and unbearable.

"It's very different from Thunder Tribulation. Human Tribulation is when heaven and earth use a magical method to quickly cultivate a terrifyingly powerful existence. Let him kill you. You have no way to escape, but to face it head-on." The monitor said in a desolate tone. "It seems that heaven and earth have been paying attention to you. Seeing that you have become so powerful so quickly, and you are about to travel to the ancient times to practice for more than ten years, you are afraid and jealous, so you have cultivated a terrifying existence to kill you in the cradle .You must get over it, you must."

"I will definitely get over it, and the world can't do anything to me." Zhang Dong showed a strong confidence on his face, and a murderous aura emerged from his body, "Monitor, tell me quickly, what kind of person did the world cultivate to kill me? "

"Look at the surveillance video and you'll understand." After the surveillance camera finished speaking, it immediately played an extremely terrifying surveillance video on the virtual screen in Zhang Dong's mind.

(The eighth is delivered, bow and thank [bad naughty] for making a big move, casting more than 0 monthly tickets in one go, and turning the tide, now I have reached the 11th place, and I am only a few monthly tickets away from the 10th place, brothers, simply Let's go up and make up for the regrets of last month!)