The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Seeing that Wei Zhongdao hadn't spoken for a long time because of fear and anger, Zhang Dong slapped his forehead with his left hand and said with a strange smile: "Mr. Wei, I'm sorry, but I put a knife on your neck to ask you a question. Isn't it suspected of persecuting you? I'll put the knife away right now, and tell me your opinion."

He said so, but still rubbed the Hupu knife on Wei Zhongdao's neck, and didn't let go immediately.

General Five Tigers surrounded him with strange smiles, pointing and commenting on Wei Zhongdao, who was lying on the ground like a dead dog, not daring to move.

"This guy peed his pants in fright, how can he be worthy of Miss Cai?"

"I didn't pee in my pants, but it's true that I was too scared to fart."

"Is this the second best player in the world? You can't even handle Dongge's single move. You really are watching the sky from a well. Yelang is so arrogant, it's ridiculous to the extreme."

"A full bucket of water doesn't make a sound, but a half bucket of water jingles. Brother Dong is so powerful that he always hides his secrets. How can he be like this guy, who knows a little bit of martial arts, and arrogantly thinks that he is the second best in the world?"

"If I was such an idiot, I would have killed myself with a piece of tofu."

Cai Wenji and Xiaomei listened to the funny and novel words of the five people, and couldn't help but chuckled at the same time. They were as beautiful as a hundred flowers blooming, and could draw out the soul of a man.

But their laughter fell in Wei Zhongdao's ears, but it didn't feel pleasant at all. Instead, it made him feel a kind of contempt and humiliation. He was so angry that his eyes were red. With his neck removed, he got up and shouted angrily, "Bring a pen and paper."

Soon, a bodyguard limped over and handed over a piece of paper and pen and ink.

Wei Zhongdao wrote a letter of divorce without hesitation, handed it to Cai Wenji, and said angrily, "Now you are satisfied."

Cai Wenji's smile froze on her face, her heart was full of emotions, her beautiful eyes were full of mist, but it disappeared quickly, she pulled off the divorce papers, and said coldly: "Wei Zhongdao, Mr. Zhang and I have no personal affair! However, if you divorce me, I can only accept it, Xiaomei, let's go."

She turned around abruptly, and left gracefully, leaving only a faint fragrance.

Xiaomei snorted dissatisfiedly, then turned and chased after her.

Seeing Cai Wenji's beautiful back, and hearing Cai Wenji's words that she had no personal relationship with Zhang Dong, Wei Zhongdao regretted to the extreme. Such a peerless beauty, a peerless talented woman, was originally his fiancée, but he didn't even think about it. He never touched her with a single finger, why was he so impulsive and wrote a divorce letter to divorce her?

There was a bright smile on Zhang Dong's face, and his heart was full of surprises. This surprise came too suddenly. He never dreamed that Wei Zhongdao would divorce Cai Wenji so stupidly. From then on, Cai Wenji was free. If you want to pursue it, you can be generous.

And if Wei Zhongdao keeps getting rid of Cai Wenji and just agrees to postpone the marriage for one year, no matter how he pursues Cai Wenji's character, it is impossible for him to empathize with another person or voluntarily withdraw from the engagement. With the possibility of pursuing Cai Wenji, if Wei Zhongdao did not die of hemoptysis, it would be a big trouble, and such a thing may not happen, after all, because of his arrival, history has changed to a small extent.

He glanced at Wei Zhongdao, whose face was full of remorse like an idiot, got on his horse, and rode away with the Five Tiger Generals smiling strangely.

Cai Wenji and Xiaomei had already boarded the carriage, and the coachman had already turned the carriage around and began to return to Chang'an. A thousand guard cavalrymen stared blankly at this situation, their minds were confused, how could such a good wedding ceremony become like this? ?

Zhang Dongze's horse and Cai Wenji's carriage walked side by side, and said softly, "Wen Ji, I'm sorry, I really didn't expect such an ending."

Cai Wenji was silent and did not speak for a long time.

Zhang Dong said to himself: "If I were Wei Zhongdao, when I found out that my uncle pretended to be sick and postponed the wedding for a year, and then learned that you did it because you were worried about his hemoptysis, then I would agree without hesitation, my love." One certainly wants her to be happy and not be left alone and miserable a year later."

Before Cai Wenji could answer, he said again: "Wei Zhongdao doesn't believe in Wen Ji at all, otherwise he wouldn't have suspected that Wen Ji had an affair with other men and wrote a letter of divorce. It can be seen that although Wei Zhongdao is Wei Qingda The general's descendants are not worth entrusting for life."

"Mr. Zhang, stop talking, I understand." Cai Wenji raised the curtain of the car and said reproachfully.

Xiaomei took the opportunity to poke her head out, drooling, and said expectantly: "Mr. Zhang, that, do you still have chocolate?"

Zhang Dong smiled slightly, shook his right hand on the storage bag hanging on his waist, and a film bag full of snacks appeared in his hand, stuffed it into Xiaomei's hand, and said softly: "Eat it, you will eat it for 100 years I can't finish it either."

This is the truth, before crossing, he emptied out dozens of supermarkets, and the snacks really piled up like a mountain.

"Thank you Mr. Zhang." Xiaomei smiled, took out the chocolate from it, ate it gracefully, and handed a piece to Cai Wenji, muttering, "Miss, it's delicious, it's delicious."

Cai Wenji glanced at the gluttonous maid angrily, waved her hand and said, "I'm not hungry."

"Miss, didn't you say that it would be great if you could eat chocolate and fruit every day?" Xiaomei asked in surprise.

Cai Wenji blushed, glared at Xiaomei, and asked curiously, "Mr. Zhang, where did you put these things?"

Zhang Dong saw that Cai Wenji's attention was diverted from the divorce letter, and he was overjoyed. He took off the storage bag at his waist, explained it, and handed it to Cai Wenji.

Cai Wenji was astonished to the extreme, opened the storage bag, looked closely together with Xiaomei, and found a space of several cubic meters inside, which was filled with snacks and some daily necessities, she was so surprised from ear to ear, How can I not understand that there is such a large space inside something that looks only as big as a wallet from the outside.

"Master Zhang, is this a treasure made by a fairy?" Xiaomei asked curiously with her eyes wide open.

"It's not a fairy, it's an application of technology." Zhang Dong said with a smile.

"Technology? It's amazing, it's incredible." Cai Wenji's face was full of fascination, "Mr. Zhang, I will definitely visit your place in ten years."

"I'm looking forward to that day, looking forward to walking with you on overseas land." Zhang Dong rejoiced in his heart, greedily looking at the beauty's peerless face, his heart beat wildly.

Cai Wenji was bathed in Zhang Dong's luscious gaze, feeling ashamed in her heart, she put down the car curtain with a slap.

Even though she put down the car curtain, she was still ashamed to the extreme, her beautiful eyes were watery, and her plump breasts moved up and down, which could draw out the soul of a man, while Xiaomei was working hard, eating three pieces of chocolate in one go , and then crack the melon seeds until you become proficient, as if you have been kneading melon seeds for a lifetime.

"Wen Ji, your place is too feudal..." Zhang Dong said softly as he rode his horse forward.

"Feudalism, what do you mean?" Cai Wenji asked in surprise.

"Fengjiang is too conservative and not open. In our place, men and women are equal. Women can show their faces like men. Marriage does not require parents' order and matchmaker's words. You can fall in love freely. Women can pursue men, and men can also pursue women. , if both parties like it, then they can get married." Zhang Dong said with a smile.

Cai Wenji was stunned.

Xiaomei interjected: "Mr. Zhang, do you mean that if you like Miss and Miss also likes you, then you can get married? But wouldn't that be elopement?"

Cai Wenji twisted Xiaomei's pretty face in embarrassment, and said softly: "Damn girl, do you have such a metaphor?"

"Oh, miss, I don't dare anymore, please forgive me." Xiaomei begged for mercy.

But Zhang Dong replied solemnly: "Xiaomei, you are right, in our place it is not called elopement, but free love, which is guaranteed by law."

"Mr. Zhang, this is not an overseas country, but a big man who does as the Romans do. From now on, if you say such crazy things, it will be disrespectful to women and appear frivolous. Well, you have to be reserved, just like you have a brilliant skill but keep it hidden. Same." Cai Wenji said seriously.

"Wen Ji, you are right." Zhang Dong said sincerely.

"Then will you still talk crazy in front of me?" Cai Wenji asked.

"Say." Zhang Dong replied without hesitation.

"puff……"

Xiaomei just dug out two bottles of orange juice from the storage bag, and Cai Wenji and Cai Wenji took a sip of it at the same time, but after hearing this, they spit them out at the same time, vomiting all over each other's heads and faces.

Xiaomei quickly took out her handkerchief, wiped it for Cai Wenji, and then wiped herself.

Cai Wenji raised the curtain of the car, stared at Zhang Dong, and asked in embarrassment, "Why?"

"In front of the person I like, saying such things is not crazy words, but love words." Zhang Dong laughed loudly, walked in front of the carriage, and sang:

The stone roads of Osaka Castle are hard and flat

Watermelon is big and sweet

Girls in Osaka Castle have long braids

two beautiful eyes

if you want to marry

don't marry someone else

must marry me

take your maid

take your dowry

come in that carriage

……

Seeing Lie Xinxi behind, the five tiger generals sang in unison:

The stone roads of Osaka Castle are hard and flat

Watermelon is big and sweet

Girls in Osaka Castle have long braids

……

The drivers of several carriages were dumbfounded and dumbfounded. What kind of crazy song is this?Why is it so bold and open, it's simply outrageous, but this song is really nice.

Cai Wenji and Xiaomei blushed at the same time, their eyes were full of embarrassment, but they listened carefully, only to feel that the singing was rough and heroic, with a strong ethnic style. How beautiful will the music be?

When the singing stopped for a while, Xiaomei poked her head out of the car with a blushing face, and shouted at Zhang Dong who was sitting on horseback in high spirits: "Mr. Zhang, miss asked me to ask you, where is Osaka City? What kind of melon is watermelon?" ?”