The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Zhang Dong reined in his horse and walked side by side with the carriage again, explaining what is Osaka Castle and what is a big watermelon.

Xiaomei is not interested in Osaka Castle, but is very interested in the big watermelon, and shouted: "Mr. Zhang, I want to eat watermelon."

Zhang Dong stared at Xiaomei's belly without a trace of fat with interest, and thought to himself, is this girl's belly a bottomless pit?Why can't it be filled?

"Is there no watermelon?" Seeing that Zhang Dong didn't answer, Xiaomei asked disappointedly.

"There are, but the quantity is not much. This year I plan to plant some watermelons in Dahan. When they are ripe, you can eat as much as you like." Zhang Dong woke up with a start, his right hand waved in front of his chest, and a second-handed melon appeared in his hand. Ten catties of big watermelon.Since time travel happened to be February, there were no watermelons for sale on the market. Fortunately, he bought some more watermelons and put them in the transport box, but there are only five of them now, so there was no so-called Peach Blossom Festival in Cai's mansion that time. Take it out of the banquet.

"Ah, what a big and beautiful watermelon." Xiaomei became excited.

Cai Wenji also stared at the watermelon in Zhang Dong's hand without blinking her beautiful eyes, her pretty face was full of strange colors, such a melon, let alone seen it, or even heard of it, is this really an overseas melon?Or a melon from fairyland?

"Wenji, Xiaomei, I think it's almost time for lunch, shall we take a break for dinner?" Zhang Dong asked with a smile.

"It's all up to you, Young Master." Cai Wenji said softly with clear eyes, her voice was so sweet that Zhang Dong was fascinated.

So the crowd stopped by a stream.

Zhang Dong hid behind a big tree, took out twelve drumstick fruits that Zheng Yanzi had heated in Fengyuefang, and took out the core, and sent one to each person: "Eat it while it's hot, it won't taste good when it's cold." gone."

Cai Wenji, Xiaomei, and the four coachmen were stunned, thinking to himself that it had been a long time since he came here, how come the food he brought was still steaming hot?

But they quickly threw this question out of the blue. The chicken leg fruit is so fragrant that they drool out of their mouths. For the first time in my life I ate it.

The wind swept away, and they quickly wiped out the chicken leg fruit weighing two catties. Xiaomei was so tough that she not only ate her own chicken leg fruit, but also ate a small half of the chicken leg fruit that Cai Wenji gave her, making her stomach round.

Zhang Dong cut open the watermelon with a knife, handed a piece to Cai Wenji, and said with a smile, "Wen Ji, try the taste."

"Thank you Mr. Zhang." Cai Wenji said sweetly.

"Xiaomei, can you still eat it?" Zhang Dong handed a piece to Xiaomei who was already frightened.

"I can't eat it, but I still want to eat it." Xiaomei smiled charmingly, took the watermelon, gnawed it vigorously, and said repeatedly: "It's so sweet, so sweet, Mr. Zhang, I'm so happy to be with you."

"Then stay with me forever." Zhang Dong said with a smile.

"You..." Xiaomei blushed and lowered her head, revealing her white and tender neck like a swan's neck in front of Zhang Dong, which tickled Zhang Dong's heart.

Cai Wenji, who was listening on the side, was equally shy and uneasy. Such crazy talk was really out of line in this day and age, and it was simply unbearable for her. She said coquettishly, "Mr. Zhang, please be careful when you speak."

"No outsiders heard it, only you two heard it." Zhang Dong looked at Cai Wenji's sparkling beautiful eyes and said softly.

"That won't work either." Cai Wenji said angrily.

Zhang Dong didn't argue, but changed the subject and said, "Wen Ji, I have something to talk to you alone."

Cai Wenji's pretty face became even redder, and she said, "Is there anything you can't say here?"

"No." After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he couldn't help but take Cai Wenji's plain hand, and walked behind a big tree, and a smooth and warm feeling passed from her beautiful plain hand, making him feel like an electric shock , too comfortable to yell.

Seeing that Zhang Dong was so courageous, Xiaomei was stunned, Cai Wenji was also stunned, her heart beat wildly, her eyes were full of embarrassment, she couldn't help following him to the big tree, and said angrily: " Mr. Zhang, how can you do this, do you know whether men and women can kiss each other?"

Zhang Dong didn't dare to go too far, he reluctantly let go of her plain hand, and said with a smile: "Wen Ji, it's very common for men and women to hold hands in our place, I'm used to it, please forgive me."

Cai Wenji's pretty willow-leaf eyebrows frowned slightly, and said angrily, "Could it be that you often hold women's hands in your place?"

"I only hold hands with the woman I like." Zhang Dong said softly.

Cai Wenji was shy and restless, Zhang Dong's words were too crazy, he was just confessing his love to her, he tried hard to put on a straight face, and said: "If you are still so crazy in the future, I will not associate with you."

"Then how can it be considered crazy?" Zhang Dong said seriously.

"You can ask my father this question, he is an authority on this matter." Cai Wenji turned her head aside and said shyly.

"I see. You asked me to ask someone to go to your house to talk about marriage, right?" Zhang Dong heard the overtones and became excited. This talented girl seemed to like him in her heart.

"I, I don't mean that. My father is a well-educated person, and he is the most authoritative in terms of etiquette." Cai Wenji was so ashamed that her neck turned red, she turned her head and left, "Master Zhang, let's set off."

Zhang Dong stopped in front of her and said seriously: "Wen Ji, if I invite someone to your house to be a matchmaker, do you think your father will agree?"

"I don't know." Cai Wenji was so ashamed that she wished there was a hole in the ground, so she could crawl in and hide. She was really helpless when she met a young man who spoke unscrupulously like Zhang Dong.

"I will find someone to go to your house as a matchmaker as soon as possible." After Zhang Dong finished speaking excitedly, he said with a frowning face, "But I don't have any friends in Dahan. I don't know who is the best matchmaker?"

Cai Wenji turned her head aside, not daring to meet Zhang Dong's scorching gaze, and remained silent for a long time.

"Wen Ji, can you give me an idea?" Zhang Dong took a step forward and took a deep breath of the elegant fragrance.

Cai Wenji hurriedly took a few steps back, and said in a voice as low as a mosquito: "Of course the matchmaker needs someone who is highly respected or powerful."

Zhang Dong's face was full of ecstasy, and he couldn't help but let out a long and excited cry, shaking the whole world.

Cai Wenji heard Zhang Dong's joy, blushed and said, "In our big man, any man can ask someone to go to the woman's house to talk about marriage, but the woman's parents don't necessarily agree."

This is throwing cold water, which means that Zhang Dong can ask someone to be a matchmaker, but her father may not agree. Even if she has a good impression of Zhang Dong in her heart, if Cai Yong does not agree, then this marriage will not be possible. After all, in this world In this era, if a couple wants to get together, they must have the order of their parents and the words of the matchmaker. It doesn't matter whether they agree or not.

"I have a way to get my father-in-law to agree." Zhang Dong said confidently.

He directly called Cai Yong his father-in-law, and the speed of this upgrade was really unparalleled.

Cai Wenji didn't say a word, just looked at him so coquettishly, almost didn't draw out Zhang Dong's soul.

Zhang Dong didn't blush at all, and changed the subject: "Wen Ji, now I want to tell you something important, you have to listen carefully and remember it."

Cai Wenji froze for a moment, but still nodded and hummed.

Zhang Dong's face became serious, and he said solemnly: "If one day Grand Master Dong falls, beheaded, or killed, you must remember to tell my father-in-law not to mourn him, let alone cry Otherwise, it will lead to a catastrophe."

A horrified look appeared on Cai Wenji's face, she had no time to care about Zhang Dong's crazy words of calling Cai Yong his father-in-law, and asked, "Do you think Grand Master Dong will fall?"

Zhang Dong pretended to be a master, and analyzed: "Dong Zhuo abolished the young emperor Liu Bian as the king of Hongnong, and established the nine-year-old Chenliu king Liu Xie as the emperor. He manipulated the government and was cruel and violent. It has already aroused the anger of civil and military officials. He will not end well, and my father-in-law is being reused by Dong Zhuo, which is not a good thing, but my father-in-law is a gentleman, as long as we draw a line with him after Dong Zhuo's downfall, we will be safe and sound."

Cai Wenji felt that this was a golden word, so she nodded and solemnly agreed.Immediately, he said shamefully and angrily: "My father is not your father-in-law! Next time, don't talk to me like this. If people hear it, I really have no choice but to commit suicide."

"Then I will talk to you like this again after the good thing is done." Zhang Dong said.

Cai Wenji had no choice but to say, "Master Zhang, now I really doubt your motives for coming to my house, and I really doubt that you will use any means to destroy my marriage..."

A look of grievance appeared on Zhang Dong's face, and he said, "Wen Ji, I'm not trying to destroy your marriage, but to change your destiny, let you stay away from misery and pain, and embrace happiness and joy..."

Cai Wenji stared blankly at Zhang Dong, and said, "Okay, don't talk about it, let the facts prove it later."

After a while, they set off again.

Zhang Dong still rode on the right side of the carriage that Cai Wenji was riding in, and continued to say crazy things that made the two beauties shy and uneasy.

Suddenly, Xiaomei poked her head out and said expectantly, "Young Master Zhang, you sing really well, let's sing one more."

Zhang Dong began to sing:

The little monk went down the mountain to Huazhai

The old monk has confessed

The woman under the mountain is a tiger

If you see it, you must avoid it

Walked through village after village

The little monk thought to himself

why tigers don't eat people

looks pretty cute

The old monk quietly told his disciples

Such a tiger is the most powerful

The little monk ran away in fright

Master! Yeah, yeah, shit, shit, shit

The tiger has broken into my heart...

The four coachmen were stunned and dumbfounded, while Xiaomei and Cai Wenji couldn't hold back their laughter anymore, and they laughed like silver bells, which was extremely seductive.

Soon, they returned to Chang'an and came to the gate of Cai Mansion. Zhang Dong reined in his horse and said, "Wen Ji, I will send it here."

"Not going in?" Cai Wenji asked in surprise.

"If I go in, Uncle Cai will definitely kick me out." Zhang Dong smiled, "Besides, I'm going to find a respected person, and I'll give you a surprise, haha..."

He drove away with five tiger generals, and his heroic laughter lingered in the air for a long time.

Cai Wenji blushed with embarrassment, but Xiaomei went crazy. Mr. Zhang left, wouldn't there be no delicious snacks and fruits to eat?