The Great Master of Picking Up Girls
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Although Xiaomei was shy, she walked up to Zhang Dong gracefully, took the globe, and introduced it in a crisp voice. Her memory was so good that it was amazing that she actually recounted everything that Zhang Dong said that day. Come out, but also added some of her own understanding.
Zhang Dong was surprised. Could it be that people in the Three Kingdoms era were generally smarter than modern people?
The five people were dumbfounded and dumbfounded, their eyes shot a scorching light, their faces were full of unbelievable expressions, and they started to ask questions like machine guns. After just a moment, Xiaomei couldn't stand it anymore and had to retreat behind Cai Wenji in shame. , let Zhang Donglai answer their questions.
Zhuge Liang looked straight at Zhang Dong, and asked: "Mr. Zhang, you said that the earth is a big ball, and people live on this big ball, and there are people living on the opposite side of the big ball. Then let me ask you, who is on the other side of the earth?" Why don't those people fall down?"
As soon as this question came up, even Cai Wenji looked puzzled and looked at Zhang Dong without blinking, eager for an answer.
Zhang Dong calmly explained the law of universal gravitation, and even used a magnet as a metaphor.
Pang Tong immediately retorted: "Since everything has gravity, I will be attracted back when I jump into the air, so why doesn't the sun attract the earth? Why isn't the moon attracted by the earth?"
Zhang Dong briefly explained the theories and principles of the movement of celestial bodies, and finally said: "These problems are too profound for you to understand. Only when technology develops to a certain stage can you discover and verify these theories."
The five looked at Zhang Dong with burning eyes, as if they had discovered a great treasure. Everything Zhang Dong said was so new to them, but it seemed so reasonable, and they continued to ask questions like setting off firecrackers.
Zhang Dong got a little impatient, took out a book with [-] whys from the transport box, stuffed it into Jiang Yueyue's hands, and asked her to answer according to the script.
Jiang Yueyue answered in a crisp voice. Of course, she was a little proud in her heart. She was actually giving science popularization to such a wise and near-monster person as Zhuge Liang Pang Tong. When she returned to modern times in the future, she would definitely envy the dead sisters.
The gazes of the five experts gradually shifted to the thick book in Jiang Yueyue's hands, their faces were full of longing, and their hearts were beating wildly. Almost at the same time, they stopped asking questions, Mr. Pound panted heavily, and His gaze moved from the book to Zhang Dong's face with difficulty, and he blushed and asked, "Young Master Zhang, can you show me this book?"
"I'm sorry, I can't, but you can continue to ask questions." Zhang Dong shook his head repeatedly. Although the five people were smart, due to the limitations of the times, they couldn't ask questions that surpassed the knowledge of this era. It would be different if you showed them. History must have changed immediately, after all, there are many questions and answers in the book that transcend this era.
Disappointed, the five continued to ask questions, asking all the doubts they had encountered in their lives. They asked for more than three hours at a stretch, asking countless questions. Even Cai Wenji and Xiaomei Diaochan asked many questions, but none of them answered. Without escaping from the scope of the book One Hundred Thousand Whys, Jiang Yueyue answered according to the script easily.
After asking for so long, although the person who asked the question felt that there were still countless questions to ask, they couldn't think of the specific questions for a while. : "Master Zhang, just lend me this book to read, I kowtow to you!"
Zhang Dong jumped up, helped the knowledge-hungry old man up, and said solemnly: "I have answered so many of your questions, you should be satisfied, if you still insist, then I will have to leave immediately."
Mr. Pang De beat his chest and stamped his feet immediately, and the rest of the people also wanted to cry without tears, heartbroken.
"Brother Dong, it's time to eat."
Miao Ruhu and Liu Kui brought out two radiant glass round tables and some stools from the tent, and put the tableware and Kweichow Moutai on the table, and the two Japanese maidservants also served Zheng Yanzi's stir-fried dishes on the table like butterflies wearing flowers.
Everyone went to eat, Zhang Dong, Liu Kui, and Miao Ruhu sat at the same table with five tall people, and the women sat at the same table, and began to eat happily.
Looking at the radiant table, the crystal clear glass, the exquisite porcelain tableware, the delicacies with all colors and fragrances, and the wine that is as clear as water and exudes a strong aroma, the five wise men were shocked again. The omniscient books, they really began to suspect in their hearts that maybe Zhang Dong and the others really came from the fairy world!
"Come on, cheers." Zhang Dong raised his glass and said with a smile.
"cheers."
Everyone toasted at the same time, and then drank it all. Liu Kui Miao was like a tiger and Zhang Dong was naturally as if nothing had happened, but Sima Hui and Mr. Pound Xu Shu's complexions were flushed, and their eyes were full of excitement and excitement. Sima Hui, a good gentleman, said tremblingly: "Good, good, good, strong as fire, fragrant, peerless wine."
Because Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang were too young, after drinking a glass of wine, they were dizzy and drunk. Pang Tong groaned strangely and said, "Oh, my stomach is on fire. It's so hot, so hot..."
Zhuge Liang's face was as red as a red cloth, he kept fanning the wind with his sleeves, and stammered, "This, this kind of strong wine is best used to keep out the cold. It should, should, be drunk in winter."
"Ha ha……"
Zhang Dongmiao, Ruhu, and Liu Kui burst out laughing in unison. When they return to modern times, and talk about today's events with Zhuge Shenxuan and Pangtong Liu Xiaohao, they will surely laugh until they fall, right?
Zhang Dong took out two bottles of Coke from the transport box, put them in front of Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong, and said, "You are too young to drink alcohol, so you should drink."
The five looked at the two bottles of so-called drinks with strange eyes, their faces full of doubts.
Liu Kui laughed strangely, looked at Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong, and said, "Both of you, you are extremely smart people. I wonder if you can drink this bottle of drink by yourself without us explaining?"
"What's so difficult about this?" What a proud person the two are. After speaking confidently, they picked up the Coke in front of them, looked it over and over again, and found that there was no opening. Then they looked at the pull ring thoughtfully, He stretched out his hand and pressed it, and after thinking about it for a while, he broke off the tab, and then pulled the tab apart with a click.
"Amazing." Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu couldn't help admiring, if it was modern mountain people who had never seen Coke, it would be impossible to pull the ring so quickly.
Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong didn't feel complacent at all, they looked at Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu with deep doubts on their faces and asked at the same time, "How did this drink get in?"
The two were tongue-tied and blushing, because they really didn't know the answer. One of them was a bad student who didn't know much about it, and the other had never been to school at all.
So Liu Kui waved his gun and said, "This answer is too profound to explain to you."
At the same time, the five people cast their eyes of seeking knowledge on Zhang Dong's face.
Zhang Dong didn't want to lose Liu Kui's face, so he repeated Liu Kui's words.
The five people only felt that they were greatly shocked, but today they really opened their eyes and understood a lot of truths, and these people did come from a magical place, and their knowledge was much more profound than theirs.
Everyone started to eat Duo Ji, mouth full of oil, full of praise.
Of course, Xiaomei was the happiest, eating wildly with her stomach open, not afraid of becoming a fat pig at all. In fact, in the material-poor Three Kingdoms era, obese people were really very rare.
The last dish served was heated drumstick fruit, one per person, used as rice.
The five guests were extremely curious about chicken leg fruit, and began to ask what kind of meat it was?
Miao Ruhu couldn't help but replied: "This is not meat, but the fruit that grows on the tree."
All five of them were stunned like idiots, even Cai Wenji and Xiaomei Diaochan were stunned, Guozi?Is there such a fruit?
The five guests looked at each other for a while, and then asked more questions. Miao Ruhu simply answered a few words, then shut up and didn't answer, because he also didn't know much about the chicken leg tree.So the five of them thought that this was some kind of key secret and they couldn't reveal it, so they continued to eat and drink.
At this time Zhuge Liang smiled awkwardly, made a gesture to urinate, and ran to the low bushes in a hurry, took out his penis to relax for a while, then looked back furtively, and found that no one was paying attention to him , he quickly buried the core of the chicken drumstick fruit that he secretly hid in the soil, naturally hoping that the core would take root and sprout in a few days, so that the precious tree that can bear such delicious food will really be a blessing Manmin, how can he not pay attention?
He was very thoughtful, worried that the fruit core would be taken back by Zhang Dong, so he hid one first.
After doing this, he was about to turn around and leave, but because the soil was wet, and it was just in spring now, the Coprinus comatus immediately took root and sprouted, and then broke through the soil and grew upward at a terrifying speed. After a few breaths, It grew taller than Zhuge Liang, and the growth rate became faster and faster, the trunk became bigger and bigger, the height became higher and higher, and there were more and more branches.
Zhuge Liang was stunned, and shouted in his heart: "So they are really immortals, otherwise there would be no such miraculous thing."
Everyone who was eating was also stunned on the spot, all their eyes were fixed on watching a big tree rise from the ground, growing upwards with an irresistible momentum.
Ma Hui Pangtong of Pound Company Xu Shu wiped his eyes again and again, but he really couldn't believe his eyes.
The same goes for Cai Wenji and Xiaomei Diaochan, who were beyond surprised.
Then they all hurried over to see what happened.
Zhang Dong secretly shouted that it was not good, something went wrong, Zhuge Liang was young, but he was too smart and cunning, he was caught off guard, and he even hid a chicken leg core in the soil, and now the chicken leg tree was exposed.
The chicken leg tree grows so fast. I saw the chicken leg tree rising from the ground in the base some time ago, and I was stunned for a long time, not to mention them ancient people thousands of years ago?
How to explain it to them now?
Zhang Dong was surprised. Could it be that people in the Three Kingdoms era were generally smarter than modern people?
The five people were dumbfounded and dumbfounded, their eyes shot a scorching light, their faces were full of unbelievable expressions, and they started to ask questions like machine guns. After just a moment, Xiaomei couldn't stand it anymore and had to retreat behind Cai Wenji in shame. , let Zhang Donglai answer their questions.
Zhuge Liang looked straight at Zhang Dong, and asked: "Mr. Zhang, you said that the earth is a big ball, and people live on this big ball, and there are people living on the opposite side of the big ball. Then let me ask you, who is on the other side of the earth?" Why don't those people fall down?"
As soon as this question came up, even Cai Wenji looked puzzled and looked at Zhang Dong without blinking, eager for an answer.
Zhang Dong calmly explained the law of universal gravitation, and even used a magnet as a metaphor.
Pang Tong immediately retorted: "Since everything has gravity, I will be attracted back when I jump into the air, so why doesn't the sun attract the earth? Why isn't the moon attracted by the earth?"
Zhang Dong briefly explained the theories and principles of the movement of celestial bodies, and finally said: "These problems are too profound for you to understand. Only when technology develops to a certain stage can you discover and verify these theories."
The five looked at Zhang Dong with burning eyes, as if they had discovered a great treasure. Everything Zhang Dong said was so new to them, but it seemed so reasonable, and they continued to ask questions like setting off firecrackers.
Zhang Dong got a little impatient, took out a book with [-] whys from the transport box, stuffed it into Jiang Yueyue's hands, and asked her to answer according to the script.
Jiang Yueyue answered in a crisp voice. Of course, she was a little proud in her heart. She was actually giving science popularization to such a wise and near-monster person as Zhuge Liang Pang Tong. When she returned to modern times in the future, she would definitely envy the dead sisters.
The gazes of the five experts gradually shifted to the thick book in Jiang Yueyue's hands, their faces were full of longing, and their hearts were beating wildly. Almost at the same time, they stopped asking questions, Mr. Pound panted heavily, and His gaze moved from the book to Zhang Dong's face with difficulty, and he blushed and asked, "Young Master Zhang, can you show me this book?"
"I'm sorry, I can't, but you can continue to ask questions." Zhang Dong shook his head repeatedly. Although the five people were smart, due to the limitations of the times, they couldn't ask questions that surpassed the knowledge of this era. It would be different if you showed them. History must have changed immediately, after all, there are many questions and answers in the book that transcend this era.
Disappointed, the five continued to ask questions, asking all the doubts they had encountered in their lives. They asked for more than three hours at a stretch, asking countless questions. Even Cai Wenji and Xiaomei Diaochan asked many questions, but none of them answered. Without escaping from the scope of the book One Hundred Thousand Whys, Jiang Yueyue answered according to the script easily.
After asking for so long, although the person who asked the question felt that there were still countless questions to ask, they couldn't think of the specific questions for a while. : "Master Zhang, just lend me this book to read, I kowtow to you!"
Zhang Dong jumped up, helped the knowledge-hungry old man up, and said solemnly: "I have answered so many of your questions, you should be satisfied, if you still insist, then I will have to leave immediately."
Mr. Pang De beat his chest and stamped his feet immediately, and the rest of the people also wanted to cry without tears, heartbroken.
"Brother Dong, it's time to eat."
Miao Ruhu and Liu Kui brought out two radiant glass round tables and some stools from the tent, and put the tableware and Kweichow Moutai on the table, and the two Japanese maidservants also served Zheng Yanzi's stir-fried dishes on the table like butterflies wearing flowers.
Everyone went to eat, Zhang Dong, Liu Kui, and Miao Ruhu sat at the same table with five tall people, and the women sat at the same table, and began to eat happily.
Looking at the radiant table, the crystal clear glass, the exquisite porcelain tableware, the delicacies with all colors and fragrances, and the wine that is as clear as water and exudes a strong aroma, the five wise men were shocked again. The omniscient books, they really began to suspect in their hearts that maybe Zhang Dong and the others really came from the fairy world!
"Come on, cheers." Zhang Dong raised his glass and said with a smile.
"cheers."
Everyone toasted at the same time, and then drank it all. Liu Kui Miao was like a tiger and Zhang Dong was naturally as if nothing had happened, but Sima Hui and Mr. Pound Xu Shu's complexions were flushed, and their eyes were full of excitement and excitement. Sima Hui, a good gentleman, said tremblingly: "Good, good, good, strong as fire, fragrant, peerless wine."
Because Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang were too young, after drinking a glass of wine, they were dizzy and drunk. Pang Tong groaned strangely and said, "Oh, my stomach is on fire. It's so hot, so hot..."
Zhuge Liang's face was as red as a red cloth, he kept fanning the wind with his sleeves, and stammered, "This, this kind of strong wine is best used to keep out the cold. It should, should, be drunk in winter."
"Ha ha……"
Zhang Dongmiao, Ruhu, and Liu Kui burst out laughing in unison. When they return to modern times, and talk about today's events with Zhuge Shenxuan and Pangtong Liu Xiaohao, they will surely laugh until they fall, right?
Zhang Dong took out two bottles of Coke from the transport box, put them in front of Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong, and said, "You are too young to drink alcohol, so you should drink."
The five looked at the two bottles of so-called drinks with strange eyes, their faces full of doubts.
Liu Kui laughed strangely, looked at Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong, and said, "Both of you, you are extremely smart people. I wonder if you can drink this bottle of drink by yourself without us explaining?"
"What's so difficult about this?" What a proud person the two are. After speaking confidently, they picked up the Coke in front of them, looked it over and over again, and found that there was no opening. Then they looked at the pull ring thoughtfully, He stretched out his hand and pressed it, and after thinking about it for a while, he broke off the tab, and then pulled the tab apart with a click.
"Amazing." Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu couldn't help admiring, if it was modern mountain people who had never seen Coke, it would be impossible to pull the ring so quickly.
Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong didn't feel complacent at all, they looked at Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu with deep doubts on their faces and asked at the same time, "How did this drink get in?"
The two were tongue-tied and blushing, because they really didn't know the answer. One of them was a bad student who didn't know much about it, and the other had never been to school at all.
So Liu Kui waved his gun and said, "This answer is too profound to explain to you."
At the same time, the five people cast their eyes of seeking knowledge on Zhang Dong's face.
Zhang Dong didn't want to lose Liu Kui's face, so he repeated Liu Kui's words.
The five people only felt that they were greatly shocked, but today they really opened their eyes and understood a lot of truths, and these people did come from a magical place, and their knowledge was much more profound than theirs.
Everyone started to eat Duo Ji, mouth full of oil, full of praise.
Of course, Xiaomei was the happiest, eating wildly with her stomach open, not afraid of becoming a fat pig at all. In fact, in the material-poor Three Kingdoms era, obese people were really very rare.
The last dish served was heated drumstick fruit, one per person, used as rice.
The five guests were extremely curious about chicken leg fruit, and began to ask what kind of meat it was?
Miao Ruhu couldn't help but replied: "This is not meat, but the fruit that grows on the tree."
All five of them were stunned like idiots, even Cai Wenji and Xiaomei Diaochan were stunned, Guozi?Is there such a fruit?
The five guests looked at each other for a while, and then asked more questions. Miao Ruhu simply answered a few words, then shut up and didn't answer, because he also didn't know much about the chicken leg tree.So the five of them thought that this was some kind of key secret and they couldn't reveal it, so they continued to eat and drink.
At this time Zhuge Liang smiled awkwardly, made a gesture to urinate, and ran to the low bushes in a hurry, took out his penis to relax for a while, then looked back furtively, and found that no one was paying attention to him , he quickly buried the core of the chicken drumstick fruit that he secretly hid in the soil, naturally hoping that the core would take root and sprout in a few days, so that the precious tree that can bear such delicious food will really be a blessing Manmin, how can he not pay attention?
He was very thoughtful, worried that the fruit core would be taken back by Zhang Dong, so he hid one first.
After doing this, he was about to turn around and leave, but because the soil was wet, and it was just in spring now, the Coprinus comatus immediately took root and sprouted, and then broke through the soil and grew upward at a terrifying speed. After a few breaths, It grew taller than Zhuge Liang, and the growth rate became faster and faster, the trunk became bigger and bigger, the height became higher and higher, and there were more and more branches.
Zhuge Liang was stunned, and shouted in his heart: "So they are really immortals, otherwise there would be no such miraculous thing."
Everyone who was eating was also stunned on the spot, all their eyes were fixed on watching a big tree rise from the ground, growing upwards with an irresistible momentum.
Ma Hui Pangtong of Pound Company Xu Shu wiped his eyes again and again, but he really couldn't believe his eyes.
The same goes for Cai Wenji and Xiaomei Diaochan, who were beyond surprised.
Then they all hurried over to see what happened.
Zhang Dong secretly shouted that it was not good, something went wrong, Zhuge Liang was young, but he was too smart and cunning, he was caught off guard, and he even hid a chicken leg core in the soil, and now the chicken leg tree was exposed.
The chicken leg tree grows so fast. I saw the chicken leg tree rising from the ground in the base some time ago, and I was stunned for a long time, not to mention them ancient people thousands of years ago?
How to explain it to them now?
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