The Great Master of Picking Up Girls
Chapter 0397 Dong Ge is too good at fooling
The drumstick tree was still growing crazily, Zhuge Liang looked up at it stubbornly, the expression on his face changed, and his thoughts were fluctuating. Are there really immortals in this world?Immortals actually bred trees that grow so fast that they can produce food?
Ma Hui, Xu Shu, Pangtong, Cai Wenji, Diaochan, and Xiaomei, who came to the Pound Company under the tree, looked at the chicken leg tree rising like an idiot, gasping for breath, their faces full of disbelief.
With a simple mind, Xiaomei was the first to wake up, and exclaimed, "What kind of tree is this? How can it grow faster than bamboo shoots?"
In her cognition, bamboo shoots grow the fastest, and sometimes they can grow one or two people's height overnight, but they are still far from being able to compare with the tree in front of them. It only took a while, and it grew another size Circle, a few meters high.
Pang Degong was startled awake by Xiaomei's words, cast his gaze on Zhuge Liang's face, and asked urgently, "What's the matter with this tree?"
Zhuge Liang forcibly calmed down, and said: "I just hid the core of the fruit we ate just now in the soil, but it sprouted and took root, and then it grew wildly."
Everyone was stunned, and there was a huge wave in their hearts. It turned out that this is the chicken leg tree!It turns out that the drumstick tree grows so fast!It turns out that Zhang Dong and others are really gods!
They looked back at the same time, Cai Wenji and Xiaomei, especially Cai Wenji and Xiaomei, were the first to turn their heads. When they saw Zhang Dong approaching with embarrassment, they gave him a supercilious look, obviously blaming him for concealing his identity.
Stefanie Cheng caught up with Zhang Dong and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I forgot to take out the core."
Zhang Dong said understandingly: "Stevey, this is not your problem, you have worked so hard to cook, I have wronged you."
Stefanie Cheng asked in a low voice: "Then what should we do now?"
"It's okay, it's easy to deal with." Zhang Dong said comfortingly, and shouted: "Miao Ruhu, Liu Kui, cut down this tree and dig out the roots."
Although the chicken leg tree has strong vitality, if it is cut down and the roots are dug out, the future troubles will be eliminated.Otherwise, as long as a chicken leg fruit leaks out, history will be completely changed, and it may not be certain that they will disappear in smoke.
"Yes, Brother Dong."
Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu also knew the seriousness of the situation, so they took the two machetes that Zhang Dong took out from the transport box, strode over, and pretended to cut down trees.
"Can't chop."
Zhuge Liang Pang De Gong Pang Tong Sima Hui Xu Shu became nervous, and at the same time protected the tree back to back.
"Who dares to cut?!"
Diaochan Xiaomei Cai Wenji was like a tigress, and stopped in front of Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu with a clunk sound, her face was full of anger, as if this tree was their life.
Now that we know that there is such a miraculous tree that can bear such delicious and endless chicken drumsticks, we can plant any inch of Dahan’s land, and no one will starve to death in Dahan, the whole world will become better, and wars will disappear because of this. How could they watch such a life-saving tree being destroyed?
Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu showed embarrassment and turned to look at Zhang Dong.The three women standing in front of them were all their sister-in-laws, and they really didn't dare to be rough.
Zhang Dong naturally wouldn't back down, and said loudly, "This tree must be destroyed."
"Don't destroy it!" Several people roared in unison, the momentum was shocking.
Zhang Dong was annoyed, and said, "This is my tree. I can chop it down if I want, and destroy it if I want to. Now, you all back away."
The faces of the few people changed, that's right, the core of the drumstick tree was brought by them, it should be a fairy tree from the fairy world, what reason do I have for them to keep this tree?
Could it be that he just watched such a fairy tree that could change the fate of countless people be destroyed?
All of them felt extremely sad, and they all looked up at the drumstick tree reluctantly, but after such a delay, the drumstick tree had grown to the thickness of a thigh, and the branches were already full of drumstick fruits, swaying in the wind, swaying in a special way. beauty.
Their eyes are about to fall off, their faces are full of obsession, and their eyes are full of fanaticism. Such a strange tree is too miraculous and unbelievable. Could it be that they are dreaming now?
But they didn't back away. At the same time, they looked at Zhang Dong pleadingly. Cai Wenji blushed and said, "Husband, please leave this tree for the sake of my being a big man."
In order to preserve this tree, she had no shame in calling Zhang Dong her husband.
Seeing the beauty's shy and alluring appearance, Zhang Dong was really fascinated on the spot. If it wasn't because the chicken leg tree was so important and would change history, he would really have agreed to the beauty's request.
He sighed, moved his eyes to the faces of Dashan Suzi and Tsuchida Sayuri, and said, "Go and collect the rest of the chicken drumsticks."
"Yes, Master."
The two Japanese girls coquettishly agreed at the same time, hurried to the dining place, collected all the fruit pits, and then walked back, Dashan Suzi said: "Master, two fruit pits are missing."
"Who else has hidden a fruit core? Hurry up and take it out?" Zhang Dong couldn't laugh or cry, dealing with these people with too high a value of intelligence, it would be a big loss if you were not careful. Now the monitor does not have a real-time monitoring function, it's true There was no way to find out who had hidden a drumstick fruit, so he looked at the crowd with scorching eyes and carefully observed the expressions on their faces.
However, none of these people showed any abnormality, and none of them admitted that they had hidden a chicken drumstick.
Zhang Dong laughed, and said, "Pang Tong, why don't you hand over the chicken legs and nuts?"
The reason why he judged it was Pang Tong was because he carefully recalled the scene of eating the chicken leg fruit before, and found that Pang Tong was making a small move, and it was most likely that he stuffed the chicken leg fruit core into his pocket.
Pang Tong's ugly face blushed, feeling that he couldn't hide it, he took out the chicken drumstick core from his pocket, and reluctantly handed it to Dashan Suzi.
Zhang Dong walked up to Cai Wenji, and said softly, "Wen Ji, this tree is of great importance, and I really can't stay here. Be obedient and back away."
"Husband, as long as you can convince me, I will back off." Cai Wenji said shyly but firmly without flinching.
Zhang Dong shifted his gaze to the faces of the five intelligent figures, and said, "If I don't give you a reason you can trust, you will never let me go, right?"
"Yes. Unless you kill me." Mr. Pound said firmly.
"Since there are such fairy trees in the fairy world, mortals should also enjoy this benefit, instead of watching countless mortals starve to death." Sima Hui looked at Zhang Dong and said angrily.
The rest of the people also responded one after another, expressing similar meanings.
Zhang Dong smiled wryly, fuck, what's the matter, but he really can't blame them. When he saw the drumstick tree and drumstick fruit in the ice and snow secret realm, his own reaction was almost the same as theirs.
Liu Kuimiao Ruhu touched his forehead at the same time, apparently suffering from a splitting headache.
The rest of the women couldn't laugh or cry, and they didn't know what to do.
Zhang Dong thought for a moment, then said sincerely: "Everyone, we are just like you, we are not gods, we are all mortals, just because our technology is more advanced than yours, you mistakenly think we are gods."
Then he changed the subject and said, "Everyone, do you know what the stars in the sky are?"
Everyone didn't know the relationship between the drumstick tree and the stars in the sky, but they all shook their heads. No one dared to talk or quote what the stars were in front of Zhang Dong.
Zhang Dong murmured: "The stars in the sky are the suns. There are many planets like our earth revolving around these stars. Some of them live with intelligent creatures. They develop step by step, and have developed for countless years, turning the entire race into one. If they become strong, they can cross the void, go from one planet to another, and they are even immortal."
Everyone was terrified, their eyes were full of fiery light, and they immediately thought that Zhang Dong and others might have come from another planet.
Zhang Dong said solemnly: "If a race wants to continue forever, it must be able to resist natural disasters, resist the great changes of the planet, and be able to go from this planet to another planet, so it needs to develop step by step. And improve the ability in all aspects. This chicken leg tree is a food tree that we have spent countless years researching overseas, and it can produce food in a steady stream, so that people will no longer have food shortages and spend more time studying other things.”
Everyone only felt that Zhang Dong's words contained deep philosophy and infinite wisdom, but in the end they were still attracted by the drumstick tree, their eyes lit up, their hearts were beating wildly, the food tree, it's too awesome, if they get this How many lives should planting trees save?How happy will life be?
Zhang Dong naturally understood what they were thinking, and asked calmly: "You must think that as long as you get the chicken leg tree, then the big men will no longer have to worry about having no food to eat, the country will become rich and powerful, and life will become better, right? "
"Yes." Everyone replied without hesitation.
"It's not like that. On the contrary, after getting the chicken leg tree, the big man will perish, and no one will be left." Zhang Dong alarmistly said.
"Why?" Everyone asked in unison, terrified.
Zhang Dong asked confidently: "Are you capable of cultivating this kind of tree by yourself?"
Everyone shook their heads at the same time.
Zhang Dong asked again: "After you get this tree, do you want to spread it in a short period of time, so that it can be multiplied in any place in Dahan?"
"Yes, this is indeed our plan." Pang Degong said.
"After the promotion, do you think there are still people growing the rest of the food crops?"
"I'm afraid no one has planted it." Duke Pang De's complexion began to change, and the complexions of the rest of the people also began to change.
"Since you can't cultivate such miraculous trees by yourself, once the trees all die for some reason, then you won't have any food to satisfy your hunger, and the people will starve to death one by one." Zhang Dong said coldly.
Everyone was sweating profusely, especially the five intelligent figures were beating their chests and feet in pain.
Zhang Dong chased after the victory and said: "If a house does not have a good foundation, it will definitely collapse on a certain stormy night. Therefore, you should still govern the country steadily, develop science and technology, and lay a good foundation. In the future, you will be able to study There are countless such food trees, if one species dies, a second one can be planted, if a hundred species die, a thousand species can be researched.”
"Mr. Zhang, your golden and jade words have enlightened us. We have been educated." Mr. Pang De respectfully bowed to Zhang Dong, and the others did the same.
Zhang Dong heaved a sigh of relief, and finally managed to fool these intelligent figures.
Liu Kuimiao looked at Zhang Dong with admiration, Dong Ge was so good at fooling around, no wonder he got so many beautiful beauties, no wonder even historically famous beauties like Diao Chan and Cai Wenji couldn't help falling into his arms!
Ma Hui, Xu Shu, Pangtong, Cai Wenji, Diaochan, and Xiaomei, who came to the Pound Company under the tree, looked at the chicken leg tree rising like an idiot, gasping for breath, their faces full of disbelief.
With a simple mind, Xiaomei was the first to wake up, and exclaimed, "What kind of tree is this? How can it grow faster than bamboo shoots?"
In her cognition, bamboo shoots grow the fastest, and sometimes they can grow one or two people's height overnight, but they are still far from being able to compare with the tree in front of them. It only took a while, and it grew another size Circle, a few meters high.
Pang Degong was startled awake by Xiaomei's words, cast his gaze on Zhuge Liang's face, and asked urgently, "What's the matter with this tree?"
Zhuge Liang forcibly calmed down, and said: "I just hid the core of the fruit we ate just now in the soil, but it sprouted and took root, and then it grew wildly."
Everyone was stunned, and there was a huge wave in their hearts. It turned out that this is the chicken leg tree!It turns out that the drumstick tree grows so fast!It turns out that Zhang Dong and others are really gods!
They looked back at the same time, Cai Wenji and Xiaomei, especially Cai Wenji and Xiaomei, were the first to turn their heads. When they saw Zhang Dong approaching with embarrassment, they gave him a supercilious look, obviously blaming him for concealing his identity.
Stefanie Cheng caught up with Zhang Dong and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I forgot to take out the core."
Zhang Dong said understandingly: "Stevey, this is not your problem, you have worked so hard to cook, I have wronged you."
Stefanie Cheng asked in a low voice: "Then what should we do now?"
"It's okay, it's easy to deal with." Zhang Dong said comfortingly, and shouted: "Miao Ruhu, Liu Kui, cut down this tree and dig out the roots."
Although the chicken leg tree has strong vitality, if it is cut down and the roots are dug out, the future troubles will be eliminated.Otherwise, as long as a chicken leg fruit leaks out, history will be completely changed, and it may not be certain that they will disappear in smoke.
"Yes, Brother Dong."
Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu also knew the seriousness of the situation, so they took the two machetes that Zhang Dong took out from the transport box, strode over, and pretended to cut down trees.
"Can't chop."
Zhuge Liang Pang De Gong Pang Tong Sima Hui Xu Shu became nervous, and at the same time protected the tree back to back.
"Who dares to cut?!"
Diaochan Xiaomei Cai Wenji was like a tigress, and stopped in front of Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu with a clunk sound, her face was full of anger, as if this tree was their life.
Now that we know that there is such a miraculous tree that can bear such delicious and endless chicken drumsticks, we can plant any inch of Dahan’s land, and no one will starve to death in Dahan, the whole world will become better, and wars will disappear because of this. How could they watch such a life-saving tree being destroyed?
Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu showed embarrassment and turned to look at Zhang Dong.The three women standing in front of them were all their sister-in-laws, and they really didn't dare to be rough.
Zhang Dong naturally wouldn't back down, and said loudly, "This tree must be destroyed."
"Don't destroy it!" Several people roared in unison, the momentum was shocking.
Zhang Dong was annoyed, and said, "This is my tree. I can chop it down if I want, and destroy it if I want to. Now, you all back away."
The faces of the few people changed, that's right, the core of the drumstick tree was brought by them, it should be a fairy tree from the fairy world, what reason do I have for them to keep this tree?
Could it be that he just watched such a fairy tree that could change the fate of countless people be destroyed?
All of them felt extremely sad, and they all looked up at the drumstick tree reluctantly, but after such a delay, the drumstick tree had grown to the thickness of a thigh, and the branches were already full of drumstick fruits, swaying in the wind, swaying in a special way. beauty.
Their eyes are about to fall off, their faces are full of obsession, and their eyes are full of fanaticism. Such a strange tree is too miraculous and unbelievable. Could it be that they are dreaming now?
But they didn't back away. At the same time, they looked at Zhang Dong pleadingly. Cai Wenji blushed and said, "Husband, please leave this tree for the sake of my being a big man."
In order to preserve this tree, she had no shame in calling Zhang Dong her husband.
Seeing the beauty's shy and alluring appearance, Zhang Dong was really fascinated on the spot. If it wasn't because the chicken leg tree was so important and would change history, he would really have agreed to the beauty's request.
He sighed, moved his eyes to the faces of Dashan Suzi and Tsuchida Sayuri, and said, "Go and collect the rest of the chicken drumsticks."
"Yes, Master."
The two Japanese girls coquettishly agreed at the same time, hurried to the dining place, collected all the fruit pits, and then walked back, Dashan Suzi said: "Master, two fruit pits are missing."
"Who else has hidden a fruit core? Hurry up and take it out?" Zhang Dong couldn't laugh or cry, dealing with these people with too high a value of intelligence, it would be a big loss if you were not careful. Now the monitor does not have a real-time monitoring function, it's true There was no way to find out who had hidden a drumstick fruit, so he looked at the crowd with scorching eyes and carefully observed the expressions on their faces.
However, none of these people showed any abnormality, and none of them admitted that they had hidden a chicken drumstick.
Zhang Dong laughed, and said, "Pang Tong, why don't you hand over the chicken legs and nuts?"
The reason why he judged it was Pang Tong was because he carefully recalled the scene of eating the chicken leg fruit before, and found that Pang Tong was making a small move, and it was most likely that he stuffed the chicken leg fruit core into his pocket.
Pang Tong's ugly face blushed, feeling that he couldn't hide it, he took out the chicken drumstick core from his pocket, and reluctantly handed it to Dashan Suzi.
Zhang Dong walked up to Cai Wenji, and said softly, "Wen Ji, this tree is of great importance, and I really can't stay here. Be obedient and back away."
"Husband, as long as you can convince me, I will back off." Cai Wenji said shyly but firmly without flinching.
Zhang Dong shifted his gaze to the faces of the five intelligent figures, and said, "If I don't give you a reason you can trust, you will never let me go, right?"
"Yes. Unless you kill me." Mr. Pound said firmly.
"Since there are such fairy trees in the fairy world, mortals should also enjoy this benefit, instead of watching countless mortals starve to death." Sima Hui looked at Zhang Dong and said angrily.
The rest of the people also responded one after another, expressing similar meanings.
Zhang Dong smiled wryly, fuck, what's the matter, but he really can't blame them. When he saw the drumstick tree and drumstick fruit in the ice and snow secret realm, his own reaction was almost the same as theirs.
Liu Kuimiao Ruhu touched his forehead at the same time, apparently suffering from a splitting headache.
The rest of the women couldn't laugh or cry, and they didn't know what to do.
Zhang Dong thought for a moment, then said sincerely: "Everyone, we are just like you, we are not gods, we are all mortals, just because our technology is more advanced than yours, you mistakenly think we are gods."
Then he changed the subject and said, "Everyone, do you know what the stars in the sky are?"
Everyone didn't know the relationship between the drumstick tree and the stars in the sky, but they all shook their heads. No one dared to talk or quote what the stars were in front of Zhang Dong.
Zhang Dong murmured: "The stars in the sky are the suns. There are many planets like our earth revolving around these stars. Some of them live with intelligent creatures. They develop step by step, and have developed for countless years, turning the entire race into one. If they become strong, they can cross the void, go from one planet to another, and they are even immortal."
Everyone was terrified, their eyes were full of fiery light, and they immediately thought that Zhang Dong and others might have come from another planet.
Zhang Dong said solemnly: "If a race wants to continue forever, it must be able to resist natural disasters, resist the great changes of the planet, and be able to go from this planet to another planet, so it needs to develop step by step. And improve the ability in all aspects. This chicken leg tree is a food tree that we have spent countless years researching overseas, and it can produce food in a steady stream, so that people will no longer have food shortages and spend more time studying other things.”
Everyone only felt that Zhang Dong's words contained deep philosophy and infinite wisdom, but in the end they were still attracted by the drumstick tree, their eyes lit up, their hearts were beating wildly, the food tree, it's too awesome, if they get this How many lives should planting trees save?How happy will life be?
Zhang Dong naturally understood what they were thinking, and asked calmly: "You must think that as long as you get the chicken leg tree, then the big men will no longer have to worry about having no food to eat, the country will become rich and powerful, and life will become better, right? "
"Yes." Everyone replied without hesitation.
"It's not like that. On the contrary, after getting the chicken leg tree, the big man will perish, and no one will be left." Zhang Dong alarmistly said.
"Why?" Everyone asked in unison, terrified.
Zhang Dong asked confidently: "Are you capable of cultivating this kind of tree by yourself?"
Everyone shook their heads at the same time.
Zhang Dong asked again: "After you get this tree, do you want to spread it in a short period of time, so that it can be multiplied in any place in Dahan?"
"Yes, this is indeed our plan." Pang Degong said.
"After the promotion, do you think there are still people growing the rest of the food crops?"
"I'm afraid no one has planted it." Duke Pang De's complexion began to change, and the complexions of the rest of the people also began to change.
"Since you can't cultivate such miraculous trees by yourself, once the trees all die for some reason, then you won't have any food to satisfy your hunger, and the people will starve to death one by one." Zhang Dong said coldly.
Everyone was sweating profusely, especially the five intelligent figures were beating their chests and feet in pain.
Zhang Dong chased after the victory and said: "If a house does not have a good foundation, it will definitely collapse on a certain stormy night. Therefore, you should still govern the country steadily, develop science and technology, and lay a good foundation. In the future, you will be able to study There are countless such food trees, if one species dies, a second one can be planted, if a hundred species die, a thousand species can be researched.”
"Mr. Zhang, your golden and jade words have enlightened us. We have been educated." Mr. Pang De respectfully bowed to Zhang Dong, and the others did the same.
Zhang Dong heaved a sigh of relief, and finally managed to fool these intelligent figures.
Liu Kuimiao looked at Zhang Dong with admiration, Dong Ge was so good at fooling around, no wonder he got so many beautiful beauties, no wonder even historically famous beauties like Diao Chan and Cai Wenji couldn't help falling into his arms!
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