The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Winter has passed and spring has come, and the time has come to the end of February 194.

Cao Cao conquered Xuzhou last year and defeated Tao Qian.

According to historical records, this year Lu Bu will lead troops to attack Cao Cao.Tao Qian died of illness, and Liu Bei led Xuzhou as herdsman.

But none of this has anything to do with Zhang Dong. His purpose in coming to the Three Kingdoms is to strengthen himself, cultivate subordinates and train the army, meet those beauties who make his heart sway, find his own way with the help and enlightenment of the monitor, and serve In the future, it will lay a solid foundation for a powerful existence beyond the Tathagata.

Therefore, Zhang Dong has been letting the five tiger generals train a thousand Lu soldiers in the base, and he himself, of course, is still playing with Qiao's family. Joe's relationship has made some progress, but unfortunately he hasn't found his own Tao, and his cultivation has stagnated, and he hasn't broken through the bottleneck of 4999 points. However, he is not anxious, and now he has some clues about seeking Tao , with a vague concept.

Yesterday, Zhou Yu, who had not yet formally served under Sun Ce, asked someone to send a letter to Xiao Qiao, inviting Xiao Qiao to take a boat trip on the river together, and also to go for an outing on Yanyun Island in the middle of the river.

So, early this morning, Zhang Dong drove Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao, and their personal maids, Xiao Jiu and Xiao Lan, to the riverside. This time the two sisters act together, which is really rare.

Both Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao have peerless looks, one is lively and lovely, the other is quiet and intelligent, and their maids are also peerless beauties, and they have a very good relationship with Zhang Dong. He is even sure that if he elopes with two maids, the two The maid will agree without hesitation.

There were four peerless beauties sitting in the car, all of which he hadn't yet got. Zhang Dong was really excited, and he would take the opportunity to talk back to appreciate the wonderful spring scenery in the car. His gaze, and that flowery smile, really almost drew out his soul.

The horseshoes proud of the spring breeze are in a hurry, and they can see all the flowers in Chang'an in one day.

In less than a meal, Zhang Dong drove to the river and stopped the carriage.

Zhou Yu, who had been waiting here for a long time, stood upright on a painting boat by the river, wearing a snow-white ancient costume and wearing a sword at his waist. He looked really graceful and suave.

Xiao Qiao and Xiao Lan also had faint smiles on their faces, as if they were very happy to see Zhou Yu, but if they were caring, they would find that there was no admiration in the eyes of Xiao Qiao and Xiao Lan when they looked at Zhou Yu. A trace of admiration would only appear when they looked at Zhang Dong. Of course, they still had a good impression of Zhou Yu. After all, Zhou Yu was indeed a handsome young man, handsome and humorous. What's more, Zhou Yu was Xiao Qiao's fiancé. Zhang Dong couldn't compare to this.

Seeing that Zhang Dong was driving again, Zhou Yu secretly became angry. Could it be that Zhang Dong was the only groom in the Qiao family?Are all the other grooms dead?

Ever since Zhang Dong revealed his calligraphy and recited two peerless poems in his dream, he secretly noticed Zhang Dong, and asked Sun Ce immediately, which confirmed that Zhang Dong did indeed possess natural supernatural power.He was even more apprehensive, so he set up his eyes and ears and entered Qiao's house to inquire about Zhang Dong's news.

And when the eyes and ears placed in Qiao's house inquired about the fact that Zhang Dong would go to Xiao Qiao's residence to teach Xiao Qiao how to write during the day, he became even more vigilant. Why should such a talented man be a groom?Even if you want to be a groom, why do you want to be the groom of Qiao's family?Could it be that he was playing with the idea of ​​Xiao Qiao, a peerless beauty, poaching his corner?How can I allow it?

Therefore, he sped up his actions and asked Xiao Qiao out from time to time. Although he was messed up by Zhang Dong every time, he continued to maintain his relationship with Xiao Qiao. Today, he was determined to destroy Zhang Dong completely. conspiracy!Absolutely let Zhang Dong miss Xiao Qiao.

Zhou Yu greeted them with a smile on his face, and welcomed everyone including Zhang Dong, an unusual groom, onto the painting boat, and then the boatman started rowing, heading straight for Yanyun Island in the middle of the river.

The river water is very clear, reflecting the blue sky and white clouds, as well as the painting boat containing four peerless beauties. There are occasional snow and ice floes floating on the surface of the water, and on the branches of the dense forest on Yanyun Island, remnants of snow and The coexistence of emerald green leaves is really extraordinarily beautiful.

Zhang Dong stood on the painting boat, looking at the beautiful scenery in front of him relaxed and happy. Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao stood on both sides of him, and the two maids stood behind them.

Zhou Yu seemed to be a soy saucer. Although he was embarrassed in his heart, he didn't show it at all. He stood beside Xiao Qiao cheekily, chatting with Xiao Qiao casually.

Xiao Qiao has a quiet personality and doesn't talk much. Basically, Zhou Yu said a few words, and she would say a few words, and then she would take the initiative to chat with Zhang Dong, which made Zhou Yu almost vomit blood. Action, then Xiao Qiao will really completely forget him, and his heart must be full of the shadow of Zhang Dong, the groom!Who told him not to write as well as Zhang Dong?Who told Zhang Dong to write words that even men would be obsessed with when they saw them?

Of course Zhou Yu is not an idiot, but a man of great wisdom. When he rolled his eyes, he thought of a way. He went to the cabin to take out a pipa, and said softly to Xiao Qiao: "Second Miss, I am laying ambushes on all sides recently. This piece is mastered, let me play it for you."

"Ambush from ten sides?"

Except for Zhang Dong, the faces of the rest of the people were shocked. Their hearts were clear. Flying Daggers is a song based on Liu Bang and Xiang Yu's final decisive battle. It is very difficult to play the pipa song, but to play the charm, not the top musicians, really do not have this confidence, even the contemporary music master Cai Yong dare not say that he can master the pipa song of House of Flying Daggers But Zhou Yu dared to praise Haikou like this?

"I thought you were only good at playing the piano, but I didn't expect you to be proficient in the pipa. I'm looking forward to your playing." Xiao Qiao looked at Zhou Yu with admiration and admiration.

The maid Xiaolan also had her heart beating wildly and her eyes were burning.

As for Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu, they were also very interested, looking at Zhou Yu without blinking their beautiful eyes.

Seeing that he instantly attracted the attention of all the beauties, Zhou Yu secretly rejoiced in his heart when Zhang Dong became a soy saucer. Although he was not as good at writing as Zhang Dong, he was versatile. Today, he will show his talent in front of the beauties. With so many talents, he stomped Zhang Dong under his feet and won back Xiao Qiao's heart.

He smiled slightly, and sat down on the bamboo chair that had been prepared long ago. He exuded a strong confidence, a heroic spirit, and an elegant aura. He really had the strength to seduce women.

He hugged the pipa in his arms and started to play, and the wonderful sound of the pipa sounded, first the first paragraph: camping, blowing, ordering, lining up, and marching; then the second paragraph: ambush, chicken crowing mountain The small battle, the battle at Jiulishan, and finally the fourth part: King Xiang's defeat, Wujiang slaying himself, all the generals competing for victory, and the generals competing for merit, and returning to the camp after victory.

Everyone was fascinated by listening to it, and based on the piano music, they constructed the scene of the fierce battle in their minds, and the heart also changed its beating frequency with the change of the piano music.

After playing the song, everyone except Zhang Dong applauded, especially Xiao Qiao and Xiao Lan, who made their hands red. In fact, Zhou Yu is really talented, and he played this pipa piece superbly Of course, Xiao Qiao and Xiao Lan, who are talented women, feel the deepest.

Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu were also fascinated by it. They stared at Zhou Yu who was like a jade tree facing the wind for a long time, and almost fell in love with him.

Even the boatman who punted the boat was dumbfounded, his eyes burning, and he looked at Zhou Yu with admiration.

At this moment, Zhou Yu is the center of everyone, it seems that the talents of the whole world are concentrated on him, which makes him exude infinite charm.

He smiled and cast his gaze on Zhang Dong's face, and asked, "Master Zhang, you are a real master, what do you think of my playing?"

Everyone looked at Zhang Dong, waiting for Zhang Dong's evaluation. Although Zhang Dong had never played the pipa or qin music in front of them, he could write good characters and recite good poems. He is a brilliant talent, and it is most appropriate for him to evaluate him.

"Well, I'm not very good at pipa, so I don't need to judge it?" Zhang Dong said hesitantly with a strange look on his face.

"Yu Boya was playing the qin by the river, but Zhong Ziqi understood the majesty of the mountains and the depth of the water, but Zhong Ziqi didn't know how to play the qin. It can be seen that it is not necessary to have a deep knowledge of music to evaluate the quality of music. Mr. Zhang is a peerless talent who hides his secrets, I admire him very much, so don't be modest." Zhou Yu said earnestly.Of course I was cheering in my heart, Zhang Dong is not very good at playing the pipa, how can I not take advantage of the victory and pursue it?Let him make a fool of himself step by step, and then show off his extraordinaryness?

"Mr. Zhang, you are so good at writing, you can write a poem to describe the majestic and varied music just now." Xiaolan asked expectantly without hearing Zhou Yu's intention at all.

In fact, Zhou Yu concealed it very well. Except for Zhang Dong who felt a little strange, the others really didn't hear Zhou Yu's intention to make Zhang Dong look ugly.

"It's fine to write poems. I can't use poems to describe and play such a piece of music. I'd better use words to evaluate it. My evaluation only has two words: bullshit!" Zhang Dong said.

"Shit?" Everyone was dumbfounded and couldn't believe their ears.

"What did you say?" Zhou Yu suspected that he had heard wrong, and asked.

"I said that the Flying Daggers you played is bullshit. I didn't want to comment on it, but you insisted on me. I can only tell the truth." After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he added angrily: "Such a peerless famous song has been You play nondescript, it is simply defiled art!"

"..." Everyone petrified, and the audience was silent for a long time.