The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Zhou Yu was so angry that he almost vomited blood for three liters. Is there such a thing as shocking?Where did you play badly?Which one of the rest doesn't appreciate it? This is simply deliberate suppression and revenge. Well, he did it on purpose. I can't be angry, how can I be angry?

So he said contemptuously: "Mr. Zhang, I thought that even though you don't understand music theory, you are still an elegant talent. How did you know that your words are so vulgar?"

Xiao Qiao Xiaolan Da Qiao Xiaojiu's complexion is also not very good-looking, what happened to Zhang Dong today?Even talking nonsense, talking nonsense?Mr. Zhou's playing is obviously peerless, how could it be as unbearable as Zhang Dong's evaluation?

"Mr. Zhou, I am a groom. I never like flattery. I speak very straightforwardly and objectively. I am definitely not hurting you on purpose, nor are I trying to discredit you. The pipa song I just played for you is just these two words. It's hard for you to accept the evaluation, but you still have to accept it!" Zhang Dong said coldly.

Zhou Yu's face changed slightly, but he quickly regained his composure, and asked: "Since you think I'm useless in playing, please point out the bad parts of my playing, so that I can know that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people."

"It can only be meant, but cannot be expressed in words. I have no way to express in words what you didn't play well." Zhang Dong said with gestures, "I hope you don't pester me any more. After practicing more, I will naturally understand it slowly. to the essence of playing the pipa.”

In fact, Zhou Yu played clearly without mistakes, but the artistic conception was poor. There was almost no artistic conception. He just played it according to the score, and at most expressed his praises to Liu Bang and Han Xin.

Zhou Yu's lungs exploded with anger, and he said, "Mr. Zhang, you are simply slandering me. If you don't tell me you're ugly, I won't let you go."

The four beauties also looked at Zhang Dong with ugly expressions, because Zhang Dong was too suspected of slander, which made it hard for them to accept.

Zhang Dong touched his forehead and said: "Young Master Zhou, I really can't tell how ugly Yinmao is, so I can only play Flying Daggers one more time, let you compare and understand the difference, I hope This will clear my charge of slandering you."

"He knows how to play the pipa?"

The four beauties were overjoyed, expectant looks appeared on their pretty faces, and they dared to comment that what Zhou Yu played just now was bullshit, so how high should his level be?

Zhou Yu was stunned, looking at Zhang Dong like a monster, and wondered to himself, could it be that he is hiding his secrets again, waiting for me to show his hand and then come to attack me?However, no matter how good his playing skills are, it shouldn't be much higher. No matter how bad he plays himself, he can't be called bullshit. Let him play, and then I will question him, run on him with words, and let him No face to see people.

So he handed the pipa to Zhang Dong, and said meaningfully: "Young master Zhang is indeed a peerless master who hides his secrets. I am very much looking forward to the fairy music you play."

Zhang Dong stopped bragging, sat down on the bamboo chair, and held the pipa in his arms, exuding a deep confidence and calmness.He has acquired the memories of two peerless qin masters, so he is naturally proficient in the pipa, not to mention that he has been learning the skills of other musicians in history, trying to master them, and he is indeed on the road to mastering them. Combining the eighteen beats of Qu, Feng Qiuhuang and Hu Jia, Cai Wenji was fascinated by it and swore never to be angry with Zhang Dong again.

He started to play, and the beautiful sound of the pipa sounded quietly. It was naturally the same tune that Zhou Yu had played just now, and the tune was exactly the same. However, Zhang Dong seemed to have magical powers when he played it, instantly creating a vivid illusion. Bring them into the battlefield filled with gunpowder, like bystanders, witnessing blood and fire, tragic and desolate, laughter and mourning.

They saw that Han Xin was high-spirited, and he besieged the [-] troops of Western Chu step by step. The peerless beauty Yu Ji broke out of the siege for Xiang Yu and resolutely committed suicide. Wujiang...

They heard that during the decisive battle between the two armies, the world was shaken, and the tile roof seemed to be falling.Xu Er observed it, there were sounds of gold, drums, swords and crossbows, and the sound of men and horses breaking away, but there was no sound in Russia. If there were complaints for a long time but it was difficult to understand, they were the songs of Chu; Voice.There is the sound of chasing cavalry in Daze, the sound of King Xiang committing suicide in Wujiang River, and the sound of Yu Qi trampling and fighting for King Xiang.

And the expressions on their faces are also unpredictable, first they are striving and excited, then they are frightened and frightened, and finally they are choked up and weeping...

It can be said that the Flying Daggers played by Zhang Dong is completely unprecedented, not only because of his superb skills in playing the pipa, but also because he himself is equivalent to the reincarnation of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu. It has been two years in the Three Kingdoms, and he has transplanted memories many times. Xiang Yu is a rare martial arts genius in human history. His cultivation qualifications are no less than Zhang Dong and Jiang Shan's. It is to transplant his surveillance video into his mind, so when he plays this pipa, it is equivalent to Xiang Yu playing it himself. How desolate and tragic is this?

Especially the part where Yu Ji commits suicide is so touching that it can make anyone shed tears and make anyone unbearable to watch.

After playing the song, Zhang Dong stood up, looked at the distant sky, and said in his heart: "Yu Ji, just wait, I will definitely come across time and space to rescue you."

The rest of the people were still trapped in that illusion and couldn't wake up. However, the four beauties had been crying like pear blossoms with rain, and even the boatman and the unconvinced Zhou Yu had red, swollen eyes and tears streaming down their faces.

I don't know how long it took before the four beauties came to their senses. Without even wiping away their tears, they just looked at Zhang Dong with such admiration, their hearts beating wildly. Hidden but not revealed, if Zhou Yu hadn't run on him today, he really wouldn't know how to play the pipa. Unexpectedly, his skill in playing the pipa has reached such an incredible level!

Zhou Yu also woke up. Apart from the tears on his face, there was shock, deep shock, and then shame, deep shame. After listening to Zhang Dong's Flying Daggers, he entered a seemingly real illusion. Only then did I realize that this is the highest level of music. It turned out that the pipa music I played was not even a beginner. I really think highly of him if I say it is shit, it is simply not as good as shit.Why is he so talented?Why did he specifically fight against him? Could it be because of Xiao Qiao, a peerless beauty?

He bowed deeply to Zhang Dong and said in shame: "Master Zhang, I apologize for my inappropriate words to you just now, thank you for teaching me a lesson, let me understand what music is, and let me understand what I lack .”

Xiao Qiao also said coquettishly: "Mr. Zhang, you are hiding too deeply. It turns out that you are a peerless musician. I don't care. From today on, you will not only teach me how to write, but also teach me to play the pipa."

"Teach me to play the pipa, too." Although Da Qiao doesn't like piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but dances with knives and swords, and worships knights and immortals, she was really shocked by the pipa music played by Zhang Dong just now. , I even came up with the idea of ​​learning to play the pipa.

Facing the expectant gazes of the two beauties and looking at the flowery faces of the two beauties, Zhang Dong couldn't bear to refuse, and said weakly: "I'm just a groom, and teaching the second lady to write is already very different, why not?" How about I teach you how to play the pipa again?"

"Then don't be a groom, just be our teacher." The two beauties said in unison.

"Then I'd better be a groom and teach you pipa at the same time." Zhang Dong said.I haven't tamed the two beautiful mares in front of me, how can I not be a groom?

Zhou Yu was secretly ashamed, but there was no way to stop him. He was eager to challenge Zhang Dong in other ways, but after thinking about it, he realized that he didn't know Zhang Dong well. God knows what other talents he has. If one is not good, he will make an even bigger scandal. , that even lost her demeanor in front of a beautiful woman.

Therefore, he endured it, thinking about how to turn things around.

Gradually, the painting boat arrived at Fengyun Island. Da Qiao, Xiao Jiu, and Zhang Dong jumped off one after another. talk to you."

Xiao Qiao's Liu Yemei frowned slightly, a bad premonition welled up in her heart, she felt that Zhou Yu was going to say something bad, but she couldn't refuse, after all Zhou Yu was her fiance in name, so she pulled Xiao Lan to stop. down the steps.

"Boater, draw a circle around this island." Zhou Yu ordered, and respectfully asked Xiao Qiao to sit down in front of a short table on the bow. He himself sat opposite Xiao Qiao, looked at Xiao Qiao and said softly: "Two Miss, I want to discuss our wedding date with you."

Xiao Qiao's complexion changed slightly, and she couldn't help looking at the island, but she saw Zhang Dongzheng and Da Qiao walking side by side on the green grass. The wind blew Da Qiao's long flowing hair, waving it in the air, It blows on Zhang Dong's body.A bright smile appeared on Zhang Dong's face, and Da Qiao also laughed cheerfully.The maid Xiaojiu was bouncing behind the two of them, her gentle and affectionate gaze was always cast on Zhang Dong.

What a beautiful picture, I was originally a member of the picture, and I had a good outing, but she said about the wedding date, which completely destroyed her good mood.

The maid Xiaolan's pretty face was also pale, and a look of sadness appeared in her beautiful eyes. As a housekeeper, she has no right to choose her own destiny. She has a good impression of Zhang Dong in her heart, because Zhang Dong is not like other people. The man looked down on the maidservant, and regarded her as his friend, as his family member, cared for her, loved her, Zhou Yu would never be able to do this.