Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 170 The Emperor pretends to be a woman

The Queen Mother doesn't like to see this leg-clamping thing.

Looking at the expression on the Queen Mother's face, the Emperor knew that the Queen Mother could not stand it any longer, so he hurriedly said: "Queen Mother, I will play a game with you."

What time has it been? The emperor is still in the mood to play games.

The Queen Mother sighed.

"Queen Mother, close your eyes."

The Queen Mother had no choice but to close her eyes, and asked Aunt Guan to close her eyes too.

The emperor quickly greeted Du Jiyan and motioned for Du Jiyan to hide on the bed.

Du Jiyan had quick eyes and quick hands and went to bed. Unfortunately, before he could cover himself with the quilt, the Queen Mother had already opened her eyes.

The emperor grunted and rolled under the bed. Du Jiyan could only turn his back to the queen mother and dare not say a word.

But the layers of gauze skirt betrayed her.

The Queen Mother cannot see clearly, but she is not blind.

There was an extra person on the bed, and she could tell at a glance.

"Is the game that the emperor said is a great transformation into a living person?" Although the Queen Mother is old, she can still keep up with the fashion.

"What time has it been? Your Majesty still has time to summon your concubine." The Queen Mother raised her forehead and said, "No wonder you are so uncomfortable in front of the screen. It turns out that you are afraid that the Ai family will find out that you have summoned your concubine. Which palace is she from?"

Du Jianyan choked.

Aunt Guan replied: "When the Queen Mother asks questions, you must answer them respectfully."

Of course, you can't answer it while lying in bed.

"Your Majesty, what should I do?" Du Jiyan asked the Emperor under the bed in a low voice.

The Emperor: "I am hiding under the bed now. I cannot protect myself..."

"Then the emperor hides under the bed and doesn't make a sound. I'm just going to check out the Queen Mother's tone. By the way, I'm going to test whether I, the emperor, behave like this. Ahem..." Du Jiyan suddenly became hardened.

The Emperor: "Mrs. Du, I think you are still a little excited."

Isn't it exciting?

You can COS the emperor now.

How many people in the world are treated like this?

Du Jiyan straightened her gauze skirt, straightened her hair and crown, coughed twice and tried her voice changer. Then she stood up generously, walked with a straight-footed step, came to the Queen Mother, took off the Buddhist beads from her wrist and put them on her head. Putting it into Aunt Guan's hands, she said softly: "The Queen Mother's eyes are not good. Counting the beads every day makes her eyes tired. She should take a rest."

The Queen Mother actually sat obediently and did not move.

"Gao Rang, the Queen Mother must be thirsty after walking all this way. Ask the imperial kitchen to bring up a cup of ginseng tea stewed at night. The best tea stewed with wild ginseng is most suitable for the Queen Mother to maintain her health."

When Gao Rang brought the warm ginseng tea, Du Jiyan ordered him to pick out the large ginsengs, half an arm's length, and give them to Aunt Guan to take back to Cining Palace. Go and let the Queen Mother drink from time to time.

"The Queen Mother cares about the government, and her sons and ministers have all kept it in mind. The Queen Mother can rest assured that the Chen State has many civil and military officials, and there are many talented people among them. How can a mere nomadic tribe and a little Yelang be our opponents? Not only does the border fortress have the King of Yue, There are also generals such as Zhao Bojie and Cui Zhen who are all available. With them here, Beiding will be impregnable."

The Queen Mother nodded, but her eyebrows were still a little sad.

After all, her biological son, the King of Yue, was bedridden, so the Queen Mother, an old mother, was naturally worried.

"The King of Yue's prescription has been studied by the Imperial Hospital, and the prescription has been finalized by the Imperial Hospital. Eight Hundred Miles has sent two more boxes of medicine to ensure that it will be fine."

The Queen Mother drank the ginseng tea obediently and wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief.

"It's getting late, and it's all my fault that I bothered the Queen Mother to make this trip. As long as I'm here, Chen Guo is in no danger. The Queen Mother can just rest peacefully in Cining Palace."

The Queen Mother finished drinking the ginseng tea without saying a word.

There were thousands of words in my heart that I wanted to express, but I had to hold them back.

When I left the Taihe Palace, I felt depressed and moved at the same time.

What kind of complicated emotions are these, the Queen Mother can't even deal with them.

Aunt Guan followed the Queen Mother's sedan chair with her long ginseng in her arms.

The moonlight is like silver, pouring on the eaves of the deep palace.

The bluestone in the corridor was smeared by the moonlight, giving off a silvery white light.

A sedan chair walked slowly in the long corridor.

The Queen Mother held her forehead and carefully savored what happened in Taihe Palace.

"I wonder how sick the King of Yue is. The Queen Mother has been worried day and night recently and has not been able to take a good rest." Guan Aunt said in a low voice: "Now the King of Yue is leading the troops outside, and the King of Yue may fall down from exhaustion. Speaking of which, after all It’s the King of Yue who worked hard.”

The King of Yue is the biological son of the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother is worried.

But that night the Queen Mother's heart was tied to the Emperor.

All I could think of was the emperor.

"Why did Jian'er suddenly become so knowledgeable, courteous, considerate and considerate?" The Queen Mother held her forehead: "In the past, the Ai family was always restrained by the emperor like a child, and the emperor did not like to talk to the Ai family about himself, but just now, you I also heard that the emperor is caring about the Ai family."

"The emperor was still thinking about bringing a bowl of wild ginseng soup to the Ai family in the imperial dining room. Before leaving, he didn't forget to remind us to take the wild ginseng with us."

The Queen Mother shook her head: "The Ai family was so overwhelmed by all this that they actually forgot one important thing."

"What's the matter?"

"Did you see that the emperor is wearing a gauze skirt? The gauze skirt is layered and the color looks familiar. For a moment, I can't remember where I have seen it before. But the emperor is wearing a gauze skirt, so Your Majesty..." The Queen Mother held back the rest of her words until she got off the sedan chair and entered Cining Palace. She sat down on a stone bench in the courtyard and continued: "The Emperor wears a skirt, as do all our ancestors. Your Majesty, what is your Majesty doing?"

Aunt Guan didn't answer.

She has always neglected to inquire about young people's affairs.

She didn't go to the Emperor's Palace of Supreme Harmony often.

Who would have thought that this time I would see the emperor wearing a skirt.

She didn't dare to say what kind of hobby this was.

After all, this is a big deal.

The Queen Mother pondered over a cup of tea: "In the past, it was rumored that the Emperor liked men. Later, the Ai family saw that the Queen and the concubines were pregnant, so they felt that these rumors were self-evident, so they didn't care. Who knew the emperor had such a weird hobby?"

"What does the Queen Mother mean?"

"Maybe the emperor likes to wear women's clothes, rather than favoring women."

Aunt Guan was shocked.

She, an old man serving the Queen Mother, didn't like the Emperor very much.

After hearing what the Queen Mother said, Aunt Guan's hair stood on end.

"Originally, the Ai family was careless. Just now in the Palace of Supreme Harmony, the emperor served the Ai family very attentively. The Ai family always felt that something was wrong and couldn't explain it. Now that I think about it, I was so moved that I forgot about him wearing a skirt. It’s spotless.”

"Queen Mother, it's time for you to take a rest."

The Empress Dowager felt aggrieved and wiped her tears with a small handkerchief: "Late Emperor, our ancestors are here, and the Ai family dare not slack off for a day to protect the Min family, but the emperor... he actually likes to pretend to be a woman... Now the enemy is at hand. , what should the Ai family do to bring the emperor back..."

Taihe Palace.

Du Jiyan couldn't believe that the Queen Mother was gone.

The Queen Mother left, and she was a little thirsty. There happened to be half a pot of warm ginseng soup left in the imperial dining room, so she asked Gao Rang to bring one over and drink it first. She was still a little hungry, so she took the roasted mutton buns in the imperial dining room as a midnight snack. , although it is not as good as Wanrudian's formula, the craftsmanship of the imperial kitchen is still good.

Being pregnant and having a big appetite, I showed off three mutton buns in one go. Somewhat comfortable.

The emperor crawled out from under the bed. He thought that Du Jiyan would be so frightened when he faced the Queen Mother alone that he cried for father and mother. He thought that the Queen Mother would find fault with her, so he criticized her for wearing a woman's gauze skirt, and the Queen Mother had to make a speech. In an 800-word essay, the last thing the Queen Mother saw was a man who was so effeminate.

Unexpectedly, Du sent the Queen Mother back to Cining Palace with just a few words. Before leaving, she was so moved that she didn't mention wearing a skirt at all.

After the incident, Du only said to ask Gao Rang to prepare the soup. This fake emperor and an old eunuch cooperated very well.

It seemed like he, the real emperor, had given it away by charging his phone bill.

Du Jiyan ate and drank and made arrangements for her himself.

That angular and heroic face exudes a cool yet warm light under the lamp.

The emperor was somewhat jealous.

It's really unfair to be the emperor and do what he does.

"Mr. Du, will you be the emperor?"

"it is good."

"What's so good about it?"

"The food in the imperial dining room is delicious, and the Palace of Supreme Harmony is large and spacious."

"anything else?"

"Wait until I eat another steamed bun and think about it."

The emperor frowned, Mrs. Du, should I say that Mrs. Du doesn't recognize her health, or should she say that she doesn't miss Shu?

I have made arrangements in the Hall of Supreme Harmony, and I don’t want to go back to the Hall of Wanru at all.

After Du Jiyan finished showing off the buns, he found that the emperor was still standing aside.

Guilty sin.

How come my IQ has become lower after using the disguise technique?

How can we leave the emperor alone?

He is an emperor who is so high up that he can control life and death.

The emperor was still standing, and she was sitting next to him, eating and drinking, wasn't he seeking death?

Du Jiyan quickly jumped up from the couch, pushed the emperor down, and then fell obediently beside the emperor: "Your Majesty, you are wise, divine, martial arts, and unparalleled. You are a man of great talent, broad sense, insight, and courage. Yao, Tian, ​​and Shun were able to swallow mountains and rivers. If I can learn a little bit from you, the Emperor, This fur is my concubine’s gift. I was the one who showed off my ugliness just now. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, will definitely not argue with me.”

The emperor's face was stern, but pear dimples appeared at the corners of his mouth.

This woman is quite capable of bending and stretching.

The emperor who was still aloof in COS one second, turned into a harmless and pitiful little white rabbit the next second.

The emperor felt that he had underestimated Du Jiyan before.

If Du Jiyan gets bad and others destroy the nine clans, she will have to destroy the ten clans. She is more courageous than ordinary people, even the Queen Mother dares to fool her.

However, Du Jiyan seemed to be able to hold up the scene.

Pretending to be an emperor is not something everyone can do.

Even if there is someone who looks similar, pretending to be the emperor can still be frightening. After all, this is the crime of genocide.

Du Jiyan is different. She clearly knows that it is the crime of genocide, but she happily COS.

"If you were a man, I would grant you an official position." The emperor stroked Du Jiyan's hand. This bold woman could just stay in the palace and become the emperor. Anyway, she is quite good at COS. It seems Still enjoying it.

"I thought about it, and without further delay, I will take some troops to Beiding tomorrow. In addition, I will leave a hundred secret guards in the capital at your disposal. Of course, you will be the emperor from tomorrow, and they will all return to Beijing. You can do whatever you want, don’t be surprised if you see them when you look up and down on the roof, you will be safe with them."

"How long will the Emperor be gone? Can he come back within ten years?"

Nani?

The emperor frowned.

I went to kill the enemy and quell the chaos, not to change the dynasty or move the capital.

If you go to Beiding for ten years, you are not going to kill the enemy, but you are being captured.

But the emperor couldn't say how long it would take to go to Beiding to quell the chaos. If everything went well, he might be back in less than three months. If things didn't go well and it was delayed on the battlefield, he wouldn't be able to escape.

Speaking of this, the emperor felt a little emotional: "You have just become pregnant, which is when you need me."

Thinking that his pregnancy might make the emperor worried or distract him, Du Jiyan hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, just go. There is an imperial physician in the palace. I am in good health, and the imperial physician will take good care of her."

"Hearing what you mean, I can't wait to send me away as fast as possible."

"I'm scared, how dare I have such an idea, but it's just when Beiding needs the emperor, and state affairs are important, I can only stay in the palace to avoid exposing the emperor's whereabouts."

That's more or less.

The emperor's mood eased a little.

The candlelight is dim.

The moonlight became fainter.

There are only a few stars in the sky, vaguely visible. The looming stars merge into the Milky Way, and the Milky Way is as bright as a white streak hanging in the night sky.

The screen reflected the candlelight, and two figures were reflected on the silver silk.

The emperor analyzed the situation for Du Jiyan and finally put forward some suggestions.

1. She came to be the emperor, but court affairs have always been reported to the cabinet after sorting them out. With the cabinet's control, there will generally be no mistakes in major matters. She can basically show her face and make a decision, but her true identity must not be exposed. .

Du Jiyan can do this, and her disguise skills are guaranteed to be fake.

2. The queen has always taken care of the harem affairs. Now that it is not convenient for the queen, Du Jiyan needs to worry more about the harem affairs. Of course, the identity cannot be revealed in the harem.

This is no problem at all. As long as she doesn't invite anyone to sleep with her, who can know whether she is a man or a woman?

3. The queen and others are about to give birth. Although there is an imperial doctor in the palace, they still need to stabilize the mother-in-law. The queen and others' fetuses are also given to Du Jiyan. The heirs in the harem are related to the lifeline of Chen Guo, and this should not be taken lightly.

This is easy to say. Although women need to call Wen Po when they give birth, Wen Po will basically go to the palace in advance to wait. Du Jiyan brings the system, which is available in the map system within the capital. The GPS can accurately determine where Wen Po lives. Which alley is it? All you need to do is sneak the reliable Wen Po Ti into the palace a few days in advance.

4. "After I leave, you must not be too close to the eunuch, and you must not be a eunuch."

Gao Rang had already kneeled forward and said, "Your Majesty, I don't dare."

The Emperor: "I have told you before that I asked you not to wait around when I was studying. You see, you will become smarter if you listen to more books. You can understand everything I say."

Gao Rang chuckled.

Otherwise, he would be the emperor's personal bodyguard.

Of course Du Jiyan understood what the emperor meant.

The emperor wanted to remind Du Jiyan that he could not ask eunuchs to take baths or change clothes, and he could not bring a eunuch to the palace, etc.

Du Jiyan secretly clicked his tongue, which woman would take a eunuch with her to the latrine.

"Your Majesty, don't worry. I know my identity. I will try my best to have the maids serve me in the Palace of Supreme Harmony from now on."

The emperor breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s easy to communicate with smart people.

The last point, the emperor said it was a bit difficult.

"The border is dangerous and the battlefield has no eyesight. Although I have the protection of the emperor and heaven, and I have hundreds of thousands of soldiers, if something unexpected happens to me——"

(End of this chapter)