Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 6 Sleeping with legs crossed
Changle Palace.

When she heard that she was going to discipline the unruly young ladies, Grandma Su was so excited that she stayed up half the night.

Although she is just a nanny, she still has to be appreciated by the noble concubine Meng Yuzhu. Everyone in the East and West Palaces has to sell her some face, let alone a mere beautiful girl.

Of course, she has many means to train beautiful girls.

Those who know the signs memorize the palace regulations and copy Buddhist scriptures. Those who don't know the signs are light-handed and have lame arms and legs.Once my arms and legs are lame, how can I still serve the emperor?

"Except for the Queen's Jingren Palace, the servants are not afraid wherever they go. As for those beautiful girls, I can make them docile in less than half a day." Aunt Su geared up.

"What's that Du?" The imperial concubine Meng Yuzhu rubbed her face with the moon wheel: "By the way, Du Jiyan is very crazy because of her beauty. You go and treat her well. It's the best, she's perfect." Her way of serving the emperor.”

"Yes."

"If you do well, I will reward you when you come back."

Nanny Su was so happy that she climbed from Changle Palace to Yongfu Palace in less than a cup of tea.

Aunt Zhao and others from Yongfu Palace came out to greet her. Aunt Su coughed twice: "Who is Mr. Du?"

Du Jiyan quietly came into the hall wearing a pink embroidered tunic skirt, looking respectful.

Aunt Su looked at Du Jiyan carefully from top to bottom.

His hair is black and thick, his eyebrows are clean, his clothes are neat, he walks silently, and his hands are folded, which is neat.

Knowing yourself and knowing your enemy can help you win a hundred battles.

Du Jiyan summoned the system assistant: "Xiao Dian, scan this nanny's business card for me."

"The host cannot inquire about other people's privacy at will."

"Just once, help me."

"Ok."

Name: Grandma Su
Status: Single
Gone?

Gone.

What kind of privacy is this.

The whole palace knew that Nanny Su had no partner.

Aunt Zhao quickly served tea to Aunt Su: "These beautiful girls have learned the rules in Yongfu Hall for more than ten days. Even if there is something they can't do, please ask Aunt Su to show your kindness. After all, they will have to serve in the future." The Emperor’s master.”

"That's not necessarily true. If you can't learn the palace rules, there is no precedent for serving the emperor." Nanny Su held the tea bowl and money and asked Su Jiyan: "What are the palace rules? Tell me."

It's not difficult.

Aunt Zhao and others had taught the show girls before. Before entering the palace, his father also hired a nanny from the palace to come to his home to make up lessons. Du Jianyan was very solid in theoretical knowledge: "Don't make loud noises, don't move around at will. Get up on time, turn off the lights on time, um... Those who are in a lowly position have to see the happy position, no matter how close they are, they must salute and say hello. Don't be impatient when the emperor is not here yet, don't be jealous, don't scheming, and don't damage the virtuous character of the concubine. …”

"Gongdou knowledge +20." The system's small lightning flashed.

very nice.

Extra points can be exchanged for things again.

Du Jiyan said: "Any beautiful girl who participates in the selection will stay in the palace to accompany the emperor and become a concubine, or be given to the descendants of the royal family as a blessing. Those who have not participated in the selection are not allowed to marry. Anyone who walks unsteadily, You must be upright and don't run around or jump around."

Xiaodian: "+20"

If he keeps adding points like this, Du Jiyan can memorize it from Dragon Boat Festival to August [-]th.

"Don't forget, you have to sleep on your side when falling asleep. Don't lie on your back, let alone lie with your legs spread." Aunt Su instructed.

The show girls lowered their heads.

Du Jiyan was still a little puzzled.

If this palace rule is feasible, then the concubines cannot spread their legs when sleeping. Wouldn't that dog emperor have to sleep with his legs crossed every day?

"Master Du, do you remember clearly?"

"Yes, remember clearly, don't sleep with your legs crossed." Du Jiyan pretended to be a little daughter-in-law.Grandma Su held the tea bowl and walked around the yard and around the room, like a sweeper: "What about sitting, standing and walking? Take two steps and show me."

Du Jiyan walked away several times holding the handkerchief.

The weak willows blow in the wind, it is really beautiful.

Even Shi Jing was jealous: "Why is it that she walks better than me despite being taught by the same grandma? She must be practicing diligently to go to bed as soon as possible."

But Grandma Su shook her head: "My steps are too weak. Let's practice in the sun with a jar on our head."

really.

Aunt Su sent someone to move the tea set to the pear tree in Yongfu Hall, and while drinking tea, she stared at Du Jiyan.

Sometimes they said Du Jiyan was walking slowly, sometimes he was walking fast, or his steps were light or heavy. After walking for less than half an hour, Du Jiyan started to sweat on his forehead, but Nanny Su still didn't let it go.

It seems that they are really looking for trouble.

Because of picking on Du Jiyan, Grandma Su gathered all the ladies from Yongfu Hall to stand in the courtyard.

The sun rose above the pear trees, Yongfu Hall was steaming with steam, and the faces of the beautiful ladies were blushing from the sun.

We have to see what Granny Su has in mind.

Du Jiyan pulled out Xiaodian: "Xiaodian, Xiaodian, can you see what Grandma Su is thinking?"

"I can, you can't."

"Then help me take a look."

"Don't reveal the secret."

"Then...is there any other way to see what Nanny Su is thinking?"

"Mind-reading pills may work. Fifty points can be redeemed. It is valid for one hour."

Du Jiyan immediately exchanged it for a mind-reading pill.

After taking the mind-reading pill, Nanny Su became transparent. Du Jiyan immediately saw through her thoughts: "Xiaohoo is very skilled at using uterine gauges and has good physical strength. After walking for so long, she still doesn't feel tired. It seems like It was difficult to deal with, but fortunately I secretly put a pair of men's brocade socks under her pillow, embroidered with erotic embroidery, and then I pretended to dig them out and keep them so that she would lose face in the palace, and see how she could stay there."

Du Jiyan was able to enter the palace draft, thanks to the blessing of his father Du Zhong. Du Zhong had been involved in officialdom for more than ten years before he reached the sixth rank. Finally, his daughter was selected into the Yongfu Palace. He thought that black smoke was coming out of the ancestral tomb and a mother-in-law was born in the family. He thought that he could get a promotion after his official position, so he took out his monthly salary to find the nuns in the palace, and told Du Jiyan some old things in the palace, as a warning to others.

I remember one of them was that a beautiful girl was selected into the palace and secretly hid the erotic purse given by a man. The nun found it and beat the beautiful girl to death immediately.

I thought it was bizarre at the time, but now that I think about it carefully, I’m afraid it wasn’t Grandma Su who did it, right?
Sure enough, Aunt Su called Du Jiyan: "Is Mr. Du's sleeping place maintained according to the rules? I'll go and have a look."

Aunt Su went to the mosaic socks under the pillow.

Sure enough, she found out immediately.

I don't know when she stuffed it in. It's very possible that when Du Jiyan was holding the jar just now, she wandered around the palace and acted like a monster.

"There is such a thing in Yongfu Hall. How do you explain it, Mr. Du?" Grandma Su held the brocade stockings and her voice rose.

Du Jiyan acted like a normal person: "It's mine. Is there anything wrong with that?"

"How dare you, a little beautiful girl, dare to do this kind of filthy thing, this thing that brings trouble to the palace." Aunt Su's voice was so loud that outside the Yongfu Hall, the beautiful ladies were as silent as a chill.

"What kind of obscene stuff is this? I have quite a few of them." Du Zhiyan smiled.

Du Jiyan's attitude clearly meant that he didn't take Nanny Su seriously.

She has no fear about such a big thing?
At that time, Aunt Su secretly accused Xiu Nv of hiding her erotic purse. Xiu Nv gave her a nap and begged her to forgive her, almost breaking her head.

Let's look at Du Jiyan's attitude now.

Du Jiyan said he had eaten several kilograms of leopard bile.

No wonder the imperial concubine said that Du Jiyan was very arrogant. There was such a shameless person in the world and he needed to be punished today.

Aunt Su's face turned red: "Aunt Zhao, Aunt Qi, young masters, please come in and take a look at the good things."

(End of this chapter)