Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 7 Finally Becomes a Pervert

Freeze. "Du Jiyan waved his hand on Aunt Su's face, and she saw stars all over the palace, as bright as the Milky Way. The stars were floating, like a dream. Du Jiyan was surrounded by stars. Wherever she went, there were dots. There are many stars, and the whole world seems to be raining stars.

Looking at Nanny Su again, it was as if someone had tapped her acupuncture point, and she couldn't move at all.

The nuns and young masters up and down the Yongfu Hall also maintained their previous postures. Aunt Zhao was still holding the tea bowl, Shi Jing was counting her golden melon seeds, and the lame Nanny Qi was stepping up the steps and stopped moving.

It seemed like time suddenly stood still.

It turns out that this is the freezing technique.

When I bought the Heart-Reading Pill just now, I saw that this freezing technique was quite novel, so I thought about buying it and trying it, but I didn't expect that it would work as soon as I tried it.

Xiaodian said that the freezing technique could only last for a short time, barely half a stick of incense, and the frozen things would soon return to their original state.But during the period of freezing, the frozen person has no consciousness or consciousness.

Du Jiyan was still thinking that if he used the freezing technique on the Dog Emperor's sleeping attendant in the future, the Dog Emperor wouldn't be able to do it casually.

Xiaodian said that when performing freezing techniques, the body of the person being frozen must not be harmed.
There are too many to remember.

It is enough to punish Nanny Su.

Du Jiyan clicked on the small phone again: "Pick two books that I usually like to read."

"Are these two books "The Overbearing President Falling in Love with Me After Being Deceived" and "The Arrogant Young Master Chasing His Wife Thousand Miles Away" good enough?"

As expected, Xiaodian knew Du Jiyan's hobbies very well.

"These two books, a total of 10 points."

Du Jiyan decisively bought it.

It seems that Xiaodian has many functions to explore.

At the beginning, I knew that Xiaodian could provide items.

Now Xiaodian can provide some shallow spells.

With Xiaodian, Grandma Su really met her nemesis.

Sure enough, as Xiaodian said, the freezing technique quickly failed.

Grandma Su and others suddenly started to move.

"What good things did Aunt Su want us to see?" Aunt Zhao and others laughed along with them.

"The little mistress of your palace, you keep such filthy things secretly, these things that bring trouble to the palace." Aunt Su threw the things on the desk of the head of Yongfu Palace.

Aunt Zhao looked confused.

"It would be a bit far-fetched to say that this thing is causing trouble in the palace." Aunt Zhao shrank her hands.

"These socks with erotic embroidery on them belong to a man." Grandma Su pointed at the thing thrown out and saw that it was no longer a sock, but an eggplant.

She thought she had seen it wrong and rubbed her eyes.

It's clearly an eggplant.

Grandma Su couldn't understand.

It was obvious that what I just took was a brocade stocking, so why did it turn into an eggplant?
Aunt Su went to dig under Du Jiyan's pillow again, but found nothing.

When the freezing technique was performed just now, Du Jiyan had already replaced the brocade stockings with eggplants, but she didn't even notice.

"Although Aunt Su has seniority in the palace, she should be more taboo about what she says. She shouldn't say dirty words in front of the young masters who have never slept with her before. What kind of royal law did an eggplant break?" Nanny Qi, who had been made lame by Nanny Su, finally regained her composure.

Grandma Su was speechless and could only run away in a hurry.

After escaping far away, I looked back at Yongfu Hall and saw Du Zhiyan wearing a pink skirt and holding the lacquered door to see her off: "Mommy Su, go slow."

There must be something strange about Du Zhiyan.

Aunt Su ran away faster.

Run all the way back to Changle Palace.

The emperor is watching the noble concubine perform a dance in Changle Palace.

The sunlight slants through the window screen, revealing a glowing white light.

The imperial concubine Meng Yuzhu was dressed in smoky purple tulle and danced in the shadowy white light.

After all, she was from Nanfu, and her dancing skills were among the best in the palace.

After dancing for a while, Meng Yuzhu began to sweat lightly on her neck, and then sat down to drink tea with the emperor.Before the tea was finished, Grandma Su came back.

Meng Yuzhu raised her eyes to look at Nanny Su. Seeing that her expression was not right, she said, "Don't disturb the emperor. Go down first."

But the emperor became interested: "I remember you said that you asked Aunt Su to teach that Du what?"

"Du Zhiyan."

"You said you asked Aunt Su to teach Du Zhiyan the rules. I just wanted to listen. How is your teaching going, Aunt Su?"

"Since the Emperor asked you to say it, just say it." Meng Yuzhu beat the Emperor's leg.

"Slave." Nanny Su knelt down, thinking about where to speak.

The emperor leaned on the soft pillow and waited with great interest.

In the eyes of the slaves, this emperor is the most up to no good. If he doesn't talk about it now, he might not be able to escape.

Aunt Su had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "I went to check the rules of Little Master Du's palace."

"Can she carry it?"

"Indeed. It's just."

"Just what?"

"It's just that when it was mentioned that the concubines and maids must sleep on their sides, not on their backs, and not sleep with their legs crossed, Little Master Du seemed unconvinced." Aunt Su laughed along with her: "Little Master Du probably thinks there is nothing wrong with sleeping with her legs crossed. No."

"Frivolous." Imperial Concubine Meng Yuzhu snorted.

The emperor was licking the melon seeds and listened with gusto without commenting.

"My slave saw that she was walking in vain, so I asked her to practice sitting, standing and walking for a while." Aunt Su did not dare to mention Du Jiyan's role.

"Then has she learned it?"

"My slave, I see that Master Du is not very clever and is slow to learn."

"What else?"

"Little Master Du doesn't know much about personal tradition when talking to slaves. I think her father has a higher official position and is a proud daughter of a wealthy family." Aunt Su observed the emperor's face.

"She is not considered a high-ranking person." The emperor smiled: "Her father has been working for many years, and he is still a sixth-grade man. He has been in that position since the late emperor. It is really not the best, but you reminded me, Eucommia ulmoides doesn't make any big mistakes, and he is conscientious in his work. I will reward him with a fifth rank later."

Meng Yuzhu wished she could kick Nanny Su to death.

"Your Majesty, it's time for you to get tired. You can go down first." Meng Yuzhu waved the handkerchief at Nanny Su.

Grandma Su stood up to leave, but suddenly a pair of brocade socks fell out of her sleeves.

Meng Yuzhu's expression changed.

Damn it, Grandma Su, the crime tool fell out.

The emperor was obviously very interested: "Bring it to me and have a look."

Aunt Su did not dare to disobey the order, so she could only show it to the emperor.

"Is this Du Jiyan's?"

Aunt Su shook her head.

"Take it with you, it must be your own." The emperor stared at the pattern on the brocade stockings with great interest: "It's still very vivid, and the nuns around the imperial concubine are playing pretty fancy."

Grandma Su was speechless and couldn't explain. In a panic, she dropped two more books from her sleeves.

"The domineering president fell in love with me after being tricked into losing his head", "The arrogant young master chased his wife for thousands of miles, you went up and I went down".

The emperor has never heard of such a book title.

He opened it and looked at it for a while, then smiled and said: "Which country is this overbearing president? He is even more arrogant than me. Aunt Su, your taste is very different. There is some discussion about you in the strange palace."

Mother Su didn't dare to raise her head.

After the emperor left, Meng Yuzhu picked up the brocade stockings and took a look. By the lakeside, there were mountains and rocks, men and women, no clothes, just living in poverty.

Meng Yuzhu threw the brocade socks directly into Nanny Su's face: "You."

Looking at those two books again, you can see that the title of Domineering President, Arrogant Young Master, and Aunt Su, who never gets married and eventually becomes a pervert, is firmly established.

(End of this chapter)