Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 61 Conspicuous package of light bulbs
"He's been stung by my bee sting. He can't live for two days without drinking this honey water, so I can keep him under control for a long time."

"When Prince Yelang ascends to the throne, Lord Shangguan will be a minister of humerus, inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people."

"What's the point of being a minister? By then, I will be the crown princess of Prince Yelang."

A flock of crows flew over the head of Emperor Min Jian, who was lying quietly.

He was not the most accomplished emperor of the Chen Kingdom. He was so virtuous and capable that he was cuckolded twice in one year.

Before the previous green hat was lost, Shangguan Yun'er knitted another one.

I can't wear it.

Yongfu Hall.

Du Jiyan woke up to Shi Jing's cry.

It's still early.

Hearing how painful Shi Jing was, Du Jiyan thought it was the emperor's decree.

After rubbing my eyes, I realized that the door of Yongfu Hall had not yet been opened, and the nuns were still preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

The serving maid, Papaya, brought Du Jiyan face wash, wiped it gently with a handkerchief on Du Jiyan's face, and then applied some rouge on Du Jiyan's face.

Du Jiyan was always thinking about Shi Jing and wanted her to wash up together, but Shi Jing just turned his back to her and sobbed.

"Stop crying, come and wash your face." Du Jiyan pulled her.

When Shi Jing turned around, Du Jiyan was so frightened that he jumped up and down.

Shi Jing's face was inexplicably enlarged by a circle and a half, it was crimson and shiny, with only a slit left for his small eyes, and his lips were swollen like sausages.

Du Jiyan's first reaction was that Shi Jing fell to the ground while sleeping and landed on his face.

The second reaction was that Shi Jing was ruthless in order to prevent Yelang from finding some folk remedy.After all, this kind of plot in palace fighting dramas is not uncommon at all. In order to temporarily disfigure the face, something allergic to it is deliberately rubbed on the face, and it immediately turns into a pig's head.

Shi Jing said with a sullen face: "I don't want to marry that old man. I want to go find my father. The main entrance of Yongfu Palace cannot be left. I want to climb the pear tree in the courtyard."

"And ended up falling face down on the ground?"

"There is no chance of falling to the ground. I just climbed up the tree." Shi Jing wiped his tears with a handkerchief, but before he wiped it on his face, he jumped in pain: "Who knew there were so many pears on that pear tree."

"Are you allergic to a pear you ate while sitting in a tree?"

"There was a big hornet's nest in the middle of the pears. I sat down on it. God knows where there were so many wasps. Fortunately, I was wearing clothes and I was fine. But my face suffered. I got hit at least five times. I was so scared that my hair became disheveled. I came down and washed myself carefully all morning, but I still look like this."

The pear tree in the courtyard is very old. I heard that it was planted when Yongfu Hall was built.

The pear tree was luxuriant, and at some point, a wasp landed on it and made a nest.

Shi Jing was so unlucky that he sat on it. Isn't that equivalent to sitting on a cactus?
Looking at himself in the mirror, Shi Jing couldn't recognize himself.

"I'm so stupid, Lord Yelang must be dissatisfied with me." Shi Jing had an idea.

"It's okay. After walking to Yelang, the swelling has almost subsided." Du Jiyan comforted her.

"Du Jianyan's imperial edict is coming soon, aren't you afraid?" Shi Jing whispered: "I spent ten taels of silver to find out that the emperor wrote the imperial edict last night. Maybe we will leave today."

It’s hard for the emperor.

In order to send Du Jiyan and Shi Jing away as soon as possible.

I had a lot of work to do and even added a night shift.

It's a blessing, not a disaster, it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

"The father-in-law is here -" The nuns in Yongfu Hall were blessed, and they all put down their work to greet the father-in-law who came in.

Then I heard a familiar voice: "The young master of Yongfu Hall accepts the order."

It was Gao Rang's voice.

After not seeing each other for several days, Gao Rang gained two points.

Isn’t it said that he went to get tortured?
Why is it that the living person came to Yongfu Hall now?
Gao Rang was favored again?

Should not be ah.

Du Jiyan just felt that his brain capacity was not enough.Gao Rang smiled and said: "According to the Queen Mother's instructions, from today on, everyone in the harem will take turns to serve in the Taihe Palace."

Everyone in the harem knew that Shangguan Yun'er was waiting in the Palace of Supreme Harmony.

At this time, who wants to go to the Taihe Palace to be that conspicuous light bulb?

Shi Jing narrowed his eyes: "Eunuch Gao, is that you?"

Gao Rang narrowed his eyes: "Who is this?"

"It's me, Shi Jing."

"Ah, Master Shi, why is this? Who did this? Master Shi was seriously injured." Gao Rang clicked his tongue in amazement.

Shi Jing squinted his eyes and pouted: "Is Eunuch Gao seriously injured?"

"It's harmful. My skin is rough and my flesh is thick. That little injury is nothing. He will heal quickly."

"Since it's his turn to serve in the Taihe Palace, if Eunuch Gao doesn't go to the Jingren Palace to announce the empress, what will he do in the Yongfu Palace?"

In terms of position in the harem, Yongfu Hall ranks last.

If it were to take turns to serve in the Taihe Palace, the queen would be the first to bear the brunt.

The Queen Mother had not slept well for two nights, and her temples were pounding. After thinking about it, it was not right for Shangguan Yun'er to dominate the Emperor by herself. She had to distract the Emperor's attention. There were many women in the harem anyway, so she would grab a pestle and go to the Palace of Supreme Harmony every day. , I won’t be the same for a month, I don’t believe Shangguan Yun’er will still be so comfortable when the time comes.

When it came to showing her face in front of the emperor, the Queen Mother naturally thought of the daughter of the Wei family first.

I was catching up with the Empress when she went to Cining Palace to pay her respects to the Empress Dowager. When she heard the Empress Dowager talking about this, the Empress turned around and was about to run away, but was caught by Aunt Guan.

It’s really miserable that I can’t even run away.

When she thought of what the emperor had said about sending her to Yelang, the queen's heart pounded, and her temples beat harder than the queen mother's.

If she didn't dance around in front of the emperor, the emperor would still think of her.

If you dare to punch the emperor in the face, wouldn't it be a sure thing to send Yelang away just around the corner?
The queen vowed to die.

Hearing that she was the first to go to the Taihe Palace to stand guard according to her position, the queen was so anxious that her IQ was raised: "I have been feeling unwell recently and have to go to the royal chamber several times a day."

The queen mother sighed.

What a lazy donkey.

This is not the first time that the Queen has slipped up at a critical moment.

The second person the Queen Mother thought of was Wei Zhaoning.

But when I turned around and thought about it, the emperor was doting on Shangguan Yun'er. If Wei Zhaoning was hurriedly thrown over, if the emperor was disgusted and sent Wei Zhaoning to Yelang, wouldn't the whole Wei family be annihilated?Never take such a risk.

No no no.

Still have to think of a safe way.

The beautiful ladies of Yongfu Hall entered the palace late and were relatively new faces.

Then let’s go to Yongfu Hall.

The first thing the Queen Mother thought of was Shi Jing.

After all, the imperial master had meritorious service, and Shi Jing was also the daughter of the meritorious master.

The Queen Mother was deeply impressed.

But Gao Rang stared at Shi Jing's face, thought about it, and tried his best to speak, but he still couldn't say anything.

"Did the Queen Mother ask me to be the first to serve in the Taihe Palace?" Shi Jing had an ominous premonition.

"This is it."

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go."

Seeing that Shi Jing was about to leave, Gao Rang quickly stopped him: "My dear master, please use your magical power. If the emperor sees him."

Gao Rang was still worried that Shi Jingfa would frighten the emperor if he was so old.

　Shi Jing: I won’t be able to seize this good opportunity to sleep with you.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)