Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

"Eunuch Gao, it's rare for me to see the emperor. Isn't it okay if I don't talk nonsense? Just let me go." Shi Jing fought hard.

"Young Master Shi, please don't embarrass us. You can keep quiet, but you can't hide your face." Gao Rang's brows furrowed into earthworms: "The Queen Mother has an order. If there is anything wrong with Young Master Shi, let Du The young master will go first.”

Shocked by the bad news.

Du Jiyan only regretted that he had not lied down on the bed and pretended to be dead a second earlier. Shangguan Yun'er and the emperor were inseparable in the Taihe Palace, and he came to the door to harass him. Would the emperor be happy?Can Shangguan Yuner be happy?Isn't this like using a stick to poke a tiger in the butt?
"Eunuch Gao"

Eunuch Gao, please spare my life.

"Master Du, come with us. Don't disobey the Queen Mother's wishes."

Taihe Palace.

The sunlight shines through the door curtains on the pillars carved with colorful murals, and the sunlight turns into colorful colors, reflecting slantingly on the red doors of Taihe Palace. The red doors are silent and have shallow slanting shadows.

Seeing Du Jiyan coming, the maids and eunuchs of Taihe Palace consciously gave way.Another unlucky one has come.

As soon as he entered the palace gate, he was as deep as the sea. From then on, the emperor never went to court early.

The emperor lay on his back on the couch and did not wake up.

The aroma of avocado slowly rises.

The curtains are loose and the golden hooks are curved.

The long case is messy and rice paper is spread across the table.

The emperor's eyebrows furrowed slightly.

Shangguan Yun'er was wearing a long purple-gold waisted dress and smeared with sunset gold lipstick. She leaned against the brocade curtain and chuckled: "I went to bed late with the emperor last night, so the emperor couldn't get up for the morning court."

There was no need to tell Du Jiyan this. Du Jiyan was not a supervisory censor and did not care about the emperor's attendance.Probably Shangguan Yun'er meant to show off.

Shangguan Yun'er stroked her hands and said, "I heard that the Empress Dowager Xuan's concubines take turns coming to the Taihe Palace to guard her. This is good, since the Taihe Palace is short of manpower anyway."

"The minions are waiting outside. If the Yungui people need anything, just ask the minions." The little eunuch automatically stood in a row in the corridor, talking but not daring to take a step closer.

"Since she's here, let her take care of her." Shangguan Yun'er glanced at Du Jiyan: "The emperor didn't sleep well last night and was sweating all over. Bring a basin of hot water to scrub the emperor."

If he had known it would be such a job, Du Jiyan came at a trot.

I was feeling uneasy all the way. Didn't I think I was here to help the emperor take a bath?
This is so familiar.

Du Jiyan neatly brought a basin of hot water and two warm, freshly steamed white towels along with him.

Shangguan Yuner was playing with a cricket in his hand. The cricket was given to the emperor by the King of Yue when he returned to Beijing.It had been making "squeaking, squeaking" noises all day long, but now it was black and shiny in Shangguan Yun'er's hands, and it lay very well in her hand.

Du Jiyan put the warm towel into the basin, swung it out, gently twisted it out, and put it on the emperor's face.

"What are you doing?" Shangguan Yun'er tightened his hands.

"A hot towel can help open the pores on the face and the skin will be better."

"From now on, when you make a side room for Mr. Yelang, you should also apply it on Mr. Yelang's face."

Make a fool of yourself.

Yelangjun59.

Du Jiyan didn't dare to imagine that scene, and immediately he lost interest in dressing the emperor's face. It became boring. He closed his eyes, took the towel off the emperor's face, and began to wipe his neck.

The neck is the emperor's weak spot.

Even when taking a bath, few people could touch the emperor's neck.

But on this day, the emperor allowed Du Jiyan to ravage him and just kept silent.

Du Jiyan's heart skipped a beat.

Don't kill the emperor.

At this critical moment, you can't let your guard down.

He quickly sniffed the emperor's breath secretly.

is alive.

Du Jiyan put the towel on the emperor's Adam's apple and pushed it to both sides.

It feels like going to a SPA, but it lacks some essential oils. Serving the emperor must be as exquisite as possible. Money is a trivial matter. After all, the emperor has never enjoyed any services. You cannot treat the emperor slowly because of money, which will affect the emperor's exquisite behavior. boy.

"There are new essential oils in the system store. One bottle only costs 15 points. Does the host need to buy it?" 15 points.

expensive.

The emperor is not worthy.

Not buying.

The system screen flashed again: "The host gives the emperor a bath, points +5"

Crash.

Actually got points.

This work can be done.

Du Jiyan hurriedly rubbed down the emperor's neck until he reached the emperor's chest. The system added points: "The host is serious about bathing, points +6."

Rub it down further and it won’t move anymore.

No more points.

Shouldn't the points the further you go down, the more points you get?
However, the system has already lit up the skull, which is located on the emperor's belly: "Danger. Danger."

dangerous what?
Where is the danger?

Du Jiyan thought to himself, what big scene has this show girl not seen before?
It was just a rub on the emperor's belly.

System gentleman, don't panic.

Du Zhiyan gave the emperor a bath before he could finish his words, collected the points, and looked at the emperor's jade crown tying up his hair. He was sweating, and then bought shampoo from the system mall.

18 points for large bottles and 6 points for disposable small bottles.

Decisively buy a disposable vial.

It doesn't matter if the emperor is lying down. Let's give him a dry cleaning.

Not because of my good dry cleaning skills, but because I might get points for washing the emperor's hair.

Du Jiyan decisively brought another basin of water and squeezed the shampoo onto the emperor's head.

Small electronics stores are full of good stuff.

The disposable shampoo foams evenly and has a bamboo scent.

I love bathing with bubbles.

Seeing Du Jiyan washing the emperor's hair, Shangguan Yuner was a little confused: "What are you doing?"

"Shampoo the emperor's hair."

"You don't need to wash the emperor's head." Shangguan Yun'er pushed Du Jiyan aside, as if he cared about it.

Du just said that he didn't know why.

"What are you doing?" The Queen Mother walked into the Palace of Supreme Harmony supported by Aunt Guan.

The Queen Mother caught a glimpse of the white foam on the Emperor's head. Those floating foam were so exaggerated and dreamy that she had never seen them before.

Shangguan Yun'er smiled slightly: "I'm washing the emperor's hair."

"I'm not talking about anyone washing their hair and making such big bubbles." The Queen Mother was very shocked. When she washed her hair, the foam was only shallow. The Queen Mother thought that Shangguan Yun'er had epilepsy because of the foam on her hair. The lunatic vomited foam on the emperor's head.

Shangguan Yun'er couldn't explain it at the moment, so he simply handed the pot to Du Jiyan: "It was Du Xiunv who washed the emperor's hair."

Hearing that it was Du Jiyan who washed the emperor's hair, the Queen Mother's face suddenly changed from gloomy to clear: "Look, the foam is rich, and the soap locust in recent years is very useful. After washing, the hair is soft and smooth. Du Jiyan Even if you are good at washing your hair, this is exactly how you should be treated."

"Thank you, Queen Mother, for the compliment."

"You don't have to leave tonight, just stay in Taihe Palace to serve." The Queen Mother patted Du Jiyan's hand tenderly.

"Queen Mother——" Shangguan Yun'er held the cricket in her hand and kicked her legs.

"The emperor is never the emperor of one person. You Yungui people don't know this, right?"

Shangguan Yun'er endured it again and again, and finally could only nod in agreement.

It's all foam, a moment of fireworks.