Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

"It's my turn to go to bed tonight, I'm a little panicked." Shi Jing lay on his back, looking at the carved roof of Yongfu Hall, his eyes empty.

Since entering the palace, this innocence has been at the mercy of others.

There's no use panicking.

Therefore, Du Jiyan did not panic, but also wanted to appease Shi Jing, telling her that serving the bedchamber was a good job, the night shift had good benefits, and the emperor Min Jian was somewhat beautiful.

"I'm so scared. I'm afraid that if the emperor takes a fancy to me and follows me, if I get pregnant, it's September now, and when I give birth to the child, it will be next summer. Summer is hot, and confinement is uncomfortable. Then I won't be able to do it for a month." I'll get maggots if I take a bath."

Shi Jing was enjoying soaking in the watermelon, but he became stunned after receiving the letter.

Gotta read that letter.

The letter was very long, two pages long, and was written by Shi Jing's father, Shi Yu.

It probably means that the emperor took special care of me in the morning and gave me a piece of old ginseng. He said that he remembered the kindness of my teaching back then and sighed in his heart. I said that a person should have a grateful heart. In this case, please take care of Shi Jing. Bar.My daughter, now there are three parts of the palace, the emperor is in his prime, it is a good opportunity for you to show your skills, your father and I are your only daughter, your father and I are also old, and your mother can no longer have children, you must Seize the opportunity.

Shi Jing was tossing and turning: "My father is also true. You can't force emotional matters. How can you repay kindness? It's like forcing the emperor to submit. Do you think so, Du Jiyan?"

"Yes."

"Hurry up and help me see which clothes look good on me and which jewelry is suitable for me."

Du Jiyan
Shi Jing, you were exposed very quickly.

Shi Jing pulled the clothes out of the cabinet and selected them one by one. Then he took out a box of jewelry hairpins and compared them on his face. The red gold hairpin was too tacky and the palace did not like this style. The carnelian hairpin was too bright. Just in case. The eyes of the emperor are shining
Finally, Shi Jing chose a wide-sleeved tunic dress with snowflakes and blue pearls, combed her hair into a high bun, and inserted a crystal blue pastel gemstone hairpin. After putting it on, she opened the powder and applied it to her face, neck, and crevices. Sprinkle a meal.

It's so sweet, like falling into a honey jar.

Du Jiyan laughed at her: "There's no need to pounce on it, who would smell it?"

"Maybe someone has this hobby."

"That's perverted enough." Du Jiyan thought to himself, even more perverted than an old pervert like me.

Tian Lingyue had already cut the watermelon into crescents and served it on an ebony plate.

The historical scene in the bronze mirror is full of energy, and the crystal blue and pastel hairpins shine brightly.

"I've been busy for a while, sisters, let's eat some watermelon." Tian Lingyue picked up a large, round watermelon for Shi Jing, with red flesh and a hint of sweetness.

Tian Lingyue has to take care of her these days, which is a bit embarrassing.

She was from a low background and was cautious. She always did some work that was driven by others in Yongfu Palace.

Even if Du Jiyan told her a few times, you are a beautiful girl now, don't belittle yourself, she just smiled and said that it was not tiring to do these things, since she was not favored anyway, idleness was idle.

Therefore, no one in Yongfu Palace dislikes Tian Lingyue.

By the time Gao Rang drove Feng Luan Chun'en to Yongfu Hall, Shi Jing had already made three trips to the hut.

Gao Rang was still puzzled. The Queen Mother asked Du Jiyan to sleep with him, but Shi Jing's father, Shi Yu, forced him to go to bed.

After all, Shi Yu scolded the emperor the most recently, and the emperor had no time to hide from him. In order not to be scolded by Shi Yu anymore, and to appease him, the emperor decided to betray his lust and summoned Shi Jing to work the night shift in the Taihe Palace.

With great sorrow and indignation, the emperor drove the Fengluan Chunen car to pick him up. Who would have thought that Shi Jing would be useless.

He ran away from the hut one after another, the high bun on his head was loosened, his face was sallow, and he held Fengluan Chunen's car out of breath: "Eunuch Gao, you are here, Eunuch Gao, go away, oh I have to go hut."

Gao Rang held the fly whisk in his arms and pinched his nose. He saw a wide-sleeved tunic skirt floating in front of him and then back again, like a ghost.

It's true that lazy people poop and urinate a lot on sedan chairs.

This historical scene.

Gao Rang shook his head.

She is the one who jumps and shouts every day to go to bed, and when it comes time to go to bed, she is also the one who falls off the chain.

Gao Rang waited for a while and saw that it was already getting late. The sun was getting lower and lower. He saw that it had already fallen outside the palace wall. In the corner of his eye, the sunset glow filled the sky, from pink to red to gray. , then turned pale, and gradually the face became hazy.

Du Jiyan brought a brocade stool to Gao Rang and fragrant tea.

As soon as Gao Rang opened the tea lid, a gust of wind blew over again, and the historical scene drifted past his eyes again.

"Master Shi, what is this?" Gao Rang simply put down the tea.

"My father-in-law, I have kept you waiting for a long time." Du just said that he was blessed: "Shi Jingta"

This diarrhea came so unexpectedly.

Du Jiyan had already summoned the system and was thinking of buying some medicine for Shi Jing.

Xiaodian's screen lit up: "Host, the medicine to treat diarrhea is temporarily out of stock. Do you want to choose other medicines?"

"What other medicine?"

"Cold spirit."

Du Jiyan shook his head. Cold medicine cannot cure diarrhea.

"There is still Banlangen in the system."

"Change it."

"Mosquitoes don't bite."

"Back off, Xiaodian."

"Okay host, summon Xiaodian if you need anything."

If you can't buy quick-acting medicine in the system, you can only call the doctor.

Du Jiyan asked Papaya to go to the imperial hospital to ask for the imperial doctor, and at the same time tried to think of a way to stabilize Gao Rang: "Father-in-law, the newly made pastries in Yongfu Hall are good. I'll bring a plate to my father-in-law."

It wasn't until the imperial doctor arrived that he held Shi Jing down.

She checked her pulse and prescribed medicine, saying that she would need to drink it for three days to recover. Now that Shi Jing was weak, she needed to drink more soup to recuperate, and it was not suitable to move. Of course, her legs were weak and she couldn't move.

Shi Jing had a strong heart and stood up even while holding on to the edge of the Kang. Gao Rang was dumbfounded and shocked: "Master Shi, you are trembling when you walk. Where do you want to go to the Palace of Supreme Harmony? You are really good enough." Try your best, if the emperor collapses on the bed again, he will still serve you."

That's the reason.

"Me." Shi Jing was panting as he spoke. Although he secretly hated himself for not living up to expectations, the fat he got could not be given to outsiders. He had to think about his sisters when he had good things to do, so he called Du Jiyan urgently: "Come up .”

"Where?"

"boarding."

"No, I." Du Jiyan was a little embarrassed.

"Do you want to give the opportunity to the imperial concubine and let the imperial concubine humiliate us?"

I don't want to.

"Think about how your seventh-grade father can be demoted."

Can't.

"What brought you to the palace?"

"Glorious ancestors."

"Get in the car quickly." Shi Jing pushed Du Jiyan.

Inexplicably, he became a substitute and went to the Palace of Supreme Harmony.

Originally, I thought I should freshen up when I saw the emperor, but it was getting late, and missing the time was a serious crime, so the emperor just let it go. After all, everyone didn't know each other, they were all old acquaintances.

Du Jiyan had a pair of dark green embroidered shoes embroidered with gardenia flowers, an ordinary shirt, and the hairpin in her hair that Shi Jing temporarily took from her head and inserted into her head.

Perfunctory and casual.

The palace lanterns in Taihe Palace light up row by row.The long corridor is like a string of hazy stars.

The starlight is gentle and the lamp shadow is warm.

The emperor wears a silver-white fine silk robe with a waist and wide sleeves, and a pale woven jade belt. The silk is soft and the jade belt is warm.Her hair, which is as black as ink, is loosely tied with a silver crown, looking a little comfortable.

The white geese flew chaotically in autumn like snow, clear dew and cool night.

It's a little chilly outside the window.

22 pieces of yellow wax flashed with pale yellow fluorescence on the candlestick.

Perhaps it was because 22 sticks of yellow wax were lit, it was like daylight in the Taihe Palace.

The emperor was leaning next to the little table, holding a chess piece in his hand. On the chessboard in front of him was the unfinished game.

Thinking that Shi Jing was coming, the emperor took out the chessboard in advance.

I thought that one night was too long, maybe playing chess with Shi Jing would make it faster.

The equipment is also ready, 22 sticks of yellow wax, enough to last till dawn.

Seeing the door curtain of Taihe Palace move, the emperor didn't even raise his head. He just held the black piece and gently placed it on the chessboard: "You picked it up so soon?"

Gao Rang had a dark look on his face. Normally at this time, eight beautiful ladies would be picked up. Today has been delayed for a long time, but it is still too early for the emperor.

"Shi Jing, come and play chess with me."

Gao Rang walked up to the emperor obediently: "Your Majesty, is Mr. Shi there?"

"nothing?"

"I didn't pick it up. Mr. Shi had diarrhea."

"Wahahahaha." The emperor threw away the chess piece, sat cross-legged on the couch, opened the window, and blew in the night breeze. The night breeze was so good. The wind was full of the residual fragrance of osmanthus. The lotus leaves in September were also withered, and the pond was full of flowers. The water is long, and there are occasionally a few frogs croaking, accompanied by carps jumping out of the water, which is really pleasant.

He quickly asked Gao Rang to put away the chessboard, and asked the imperial kitchen to prepare two dishes for him to eat. By the way, he also had to pour a pot of wine, a luminous cup of grape wine, and drank one glass and another.

Teacher Shi, it’s not that I don’t want to be lucky to your daughter, it’s just that your daughter can’t handle this incredible wealth.

I finally mustered up the courage to summon her, but she just had diarrhea.

After drinking two glasses of wine, a blush gradually climbed onto the emperor's ears. The color like clouds and morning glow gradually smudged the emperor's hair, and the look in his eyes was shining and clear.

Gao Rang bowed and poured a glass of wine, but hesitated to speak.

"Tell me about it." Min Jian drank it all in one gulp. In such a mood, he could feel full without adding food.

"Your Majesty, where is the beautiful lady waiting outside?"

"Didn't you say she had diarrhea? Why, she has to force herself to have diarrhea?" The emperor was inexplicably nervous and listened to the movement outside the door.

"It's not Mr. Shi, it's Mr. Du."

"Du Jiyan is here?" The emperor was a little confused: "Didn't he summon her? What is she here for? Volunteered?"

"Little Master Shi felt sorry that she couldn't come to bed with him, so she recommended her good sister Du Jiyan to serve the emperor."

The emperor frowned.

Why can't Shi Jing come to bed? He recommended her good sister.

What kind of commodity am I, the emperor?These women can be pushed around.

Besides, I'm not an old pervert, and Shi Jing can't sleep with him. The emperor can just sleep by himself that night. After all, he still has Gao Rang, so he won't be able to sleep without a woman, so why did he arrange it for Du Jiyan? .

Gao Rang was afraid that the emperor would be angry, so he quickly knelt down and said, "I made the decision privately without reporting to the emperor. It's all my fault. I know I was wrong. I will send Du Xiunv back to Yongfu Palace now. I can't disturb the emperor." quiet."

The emperor poured another glass of wine.

Gao Rang stood still.

"Didn't you say you were going to deliver it? Why are you standing still?"

"My slave suddenly remembered something."

"Say."

"I thought that tonight is different from the past. I heard from the person in charge of the Jingshi Room that from tonight onwards, the Emperor will successfully give birth to the Emperor's heir. These servants in the Jingsi Room will have to work in pairs of two people and take turns to go to the Emperor's office. I will serve you in Taihe Palace, and by the way, I will bring an old nanny to guide you, the three of you are the standard configuration."

The Jingsi Room was under the Ministry of Internal Affairs and was not managed by court officials, but by eunuchs.

The Jingsi Room is independent of the 24 yamen. The eunuchs and maids in the palace are all managed by the Jingsi Room, and they have the right to directly reward and punish these servants.

In addition, the Jingshifang also needs to register the emperor's internal affairs, so in addition to the Queen Mother and court officials, the Jingshifang is also very concerned about the issue of the emperor's heirs.

Usually the people who give green cards to the emperor at certain times are the people in the Jingsi Room.

The emperor was a little puzzled: "There are eunuchs and maids waiting in the Palace of Supreme Harmony at night. Why are the people in the minister's room waiting on us?"

It seems that the emperor is still in the dark.

"Your Majesty, the people from the Jingshi Room are here to supervise."

"Ok?"

"The Queen Mother has given instructions. From now on, two eunuchs from the service room and one nanny will come to the Emperor's Palace of Supreme Harmony every night to record and guide the Emperor."

"what?"

"To record and guide the emperor's inner affairs."

Internal curtain matters, isn’t that sexual intercourse?

Did the Queen Mother ask someone to come and listen?
Good guy.

Should I say that the Queen Mother is perverted, or that these people in the Jingsi Room are perverted?
The inner curtain is a private matter, and it can also be observed?Not to mention the palace, even among the people, there is nothing so perverted. Who needs someone else to direct and give advice when sleeping?If the emperor doesn't work hard tonight, won't these people give him a bad review?
If you can't stand it, you can't stand it.

How can anyone use this?

Gao Rang knew that the emperor was wronged, but who would dare to disobey the Queen Mother's decree?In the Queen Mother's place, the emperor must be respectful.

The emperor couldn't calm down any longer, so the Queen Mother directly sent down an inspection team.

The emperor was silent for five seconds in silent protest.

Protesting doesn't work either.

As the emperor's personal attendant, Gao Rang had to remind him to be careful: "Your Majesty, the people in the respect room have been waiting for a while. After all, it's too long to explain to the Queen Mother. It's time to start."

Time to start.

Who's in the mood to start.

Looking at the three guys eagerly holding notebooks outside the window, the emperor felt helpless.

But if the emperor doesn't go to bed, that group of people won't be able to deliver errands to the queen mother, who is still waiting there.

"It is said that Du Jiyan has come in to attend his bed." The emperor looked as if he had no love in his life.

Gao Rang coughed twice.

The emperor didn't know why.

"Your Majesty, we have to -" Gao Rang grinned and made a smile, trying to tell the Emperor that you have to pretend to be happy. Now you have to order a beautiful maid to sleep with you. It is a good thing to pass on the family line. Your Majesty, you must not It made him feel as downcast as if he had been insulted, otherwise the people in the Jingshi Room would have recorded it.

The emperor had no choice but to pretend to be an old man, and shouted loudly into Gao Rang's ears: "Gao Rang - it is said that Du Jiyan has come to bed, immediately, immediately, I - can't wait any longer."

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