Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

When Du Jiyan entered the palace, there were three bodyguards behind him.

Two eunuchs from the reception room held pens, ink, paper and inkstones, and a nun followed behind, waving a handkerchief.

Du Jiyan greeted him, but the emperor just tilted his head. From the moment the three bodyguards entered the palace, the emperor became depressed.

The eunuch in the respectful room looked at Gao Rang awkwardly. The master was not very interested. How should he record the files?
Gao Rang coughed twice and winked at the emperor, meaning, Your Majesty, there is someone supervising him, it's time to act on the occasion, otherwise it will be difficult for the Queen Mother to explain.

The emperor understood this and immediately said with a smile on his face: "Du Jiyan is here. I miss you very much. It's like three autumns after not seeing you for one day."

What a hypocritical man.

Du Jiyan was a little enlightened. He had been to the Palace of Supreme Harmony so many times, and he had never seen the emperor so perfunctory and without any emotion.

The emperor was still waiting for her interaction.

Du Jiyan could only squeeze out a smile and put it on his lips, smiling like a madam waving a handkerchief on the steps of a brothel to solicit business: "Your Majesty, I miss you too."

The Emperor said: "It's true, she is so beautiful. When she sees her, she will never forget her. If she doesn't see her for a day, she will miss her like crazy."

Du Jiyan said: "Sitting under the south window, I missed him in the breeze."

The Emperor said: "It is useless to be longing for lovesickness, but it is pure madness to feel melancholy."

Du Jian said: "It seems that these stars are not last night, for whom the wind and dew set the midnight sun."

As expected of the emperor, he will indeed have much more.

Du Jiyan thought to himself, Your Majesty, please shut up, my knowledge reserve is about to reach its bottom.

The people in the Jingsi Room listened very seriously, holding their brushes in a daze, not knowing where to look with their innocent eyes.

Gao Rang hurriedly reported back to the emperor: "I know you are knowledgeable, so at least you can speak plainly. My father-in-law in the Jingshifang has not read any books. He cannot understand what the emperor and Du Xiunv are talking about, so it is difficult to keep records."

The people in the respect room nodded quickly, that was exactly what they meant.

After showing off his literary talent, I thought they would write it down and report it to the Queen Mother. When the Queen Mother heard that the Emperor was so talented in literature, she had to praise him so much that they didn't understand.

Wild boars can't eat fine chaff, forget it.

Let’s get straight to the point.

The emperor held Du Jiyan's wrist: "Let's go to bed with me."

Du Jiyan blushed.

Your Majesty, can you be so direct?
After hearing this, the people in the Jingsi Room were overjoyed and came to live.

The nun who was the guide was as happy as she was about to enter the bridal chamber. After all, the nuns who were part of the palace usually taught the people in the harem the rules of walking, sitting and standing, and also taught them how to serve the emperor and the inner curtains. , they know it very well, and any one they pull out is an experienced driver who can drive the car on the highway. She is familiar with this business.

The three people walked around the twelve screens and came to the outside of the bedroom.

The bedroom is narrow, and the dragon bed is only three meters away from the second door.

The emperor and Du Jiyan were in the bedroom, and the three inspectors would listen carefully at the door, with their ears perked up.

"It's very hard for you to stay up all night. How about asking Gao Rang to take you down for some snacks." The emperor tried.

The eunuch in the respect room hurriedly knelt down and said: "My mission is to record the emperor's inner affairs. This is what the Queen Mother personally told me. I dare not relax at all. I can't leave for a moment, and I can't miss any detail."

Really hopeless.

"Are you going to get some snacks?" the emperor asked the grandma.

She is also very energetic in teaching and guiding her. She has been floating in the harem of Chen Kingdom for half her life. What kind of master has she not seen? What is the emperor thinking in her heart? She is like a mirror: "Your Majesty, there is no need to be shy. You are the emperor, the emperor." The matter of the inner curtain is not a private matter but a major matter related to the lifeline of Chen State. The slave is just acting according to the order. The emperor does not need to take it to heart, nor can he let it go. He can just pretend that the slave is not here. After the hour, the slave will naturally go back. Returned to life."

Gao Rang also whispered to the emperor: "You have never seen any big scenes. You are just a few servants observing. It cannot affect your wise performance."

Show off your skills.

The emperor's smile could not be squeezed out.

Only then did Du Jiyan realize what this group of people were doing.

To put it in layman's terms, this is the quality inspector sent by the Queen Mother, the Emperor's night life?
The emperor is so pitiful.

Silver-white waisted, wide-sleeved, thin silk robe, tied with a pale woven jade belt. The silk is soft and the jade belt is warm.Her hair, which is as black as dyed with ink, is loosened with a silver crown.

The emperor is so beautiful.

It's a pity that if you don't work well at night, you will be complained.

The golden clock struck eleven and it was already very late.Most of the sand in the hourglass has fallen, and the avocado scent is almost gone. The room is filled with fragrance and the atmosphere is just right.

The emperor stroked Du Jiyan's black hair, with a gentle look on his face: "Gao Rang."

Gao Rang's face twitched: "Your Majesty, you are wrong."

I'm too nervous when there are others around, so I have to do it again.

The emperor stroked Du Jiyan's hair again, with a gentle look on his face: "Du Jiyan"

"Your Majesty."

Ahem, sorry, I’ve seen too many fairy tales.

Du Jiyan quickly changed his words: "Your Majesty."

"It's very late, let's go and have a rest."

"Okay, I will serve your Majesty before you go to bed."

Of the 22 yellow candles, only one remained.

Taihe Palace quickly became dark.

In the bedroom, the emperor and Du Jiyan stood looking at each other with tenderness in their eyes. It seemed that in an instant, the starlight in her eyes and the starlight in his eyes could merge to form a galaxy. These stars were sparkling and could emit a splendid light like fireworks. Brilliance.

He put his arm around her shoulders and held her against his chest like a domineering president.

She hugged his waist, like a little bird, docile and cute.

The Jingshifang and the teacher retreated to the outside of the bedroom and knelt down. Gao Rang closed the bedroom door with a smile on his face.

"Everyone, you have all seen that the emperor and the concubines in the harem are in harmony and love each other. Isn't the matter of this heir a matter of time? Everyone has seen what happened today. When I get to the Queen Mother tomorrow, you must have a lot of good words."

"Yes Yes Yes."

Since the bedroom door has been closed, there should be no need to play tricks.

Du Jiyan and the emperor each bounced away and stepped back two feet.

The emperor's hug was too tight just now, holding Du Jiyan like a burden. Du Jiyan felt that his sternum was almost broken by him, so he struggled to let go of his embrace, took two steps back and leaned against the door and coughed several times.

Before Du Jiyan could say anything, three black heads were reflected on the window paper.No, four.

It must be the eunuch and the nanny who are listening.

The emperor made a "shh" gesture to tell Du Jiyan not to talk nonsense.

He lifted up his robe, spread his legs and sat on the ebony leather-covered armchair, pinched a pink chrysanthemum from the celadon vase, tore it apart piece by piece, and said in his mouth: "Du Jiyan, do you miss me so much?" ?My neck hurts so much from being strangled by you. You, a woman, can’t usually tell that, but when you saw me, you couldn’t even move a step away.”

"This slave is devoted to the Emperor. There is nothing he does not miss day and night. It is not easy to see the Emperor. Naturally, I must seize the opportunity to get along with the Emperor. Your Majesty, please obey me. Don't let me wait too long. "

The emperor didn't expect Du Jiyan's acting skills to be so good.

There are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the harem.

As an emperor, he is used to keeping his emotions and angers secret, and his acting skills are also natural. This was all taught by his masters since he was a child. After all, he was trained according to the emperor's way.

Du Jiyan, the daughter of Eucommia ulmoides, is simply a genius in this area.He acted with great emotion and emotion. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, the emperor would have thought that he was so fierce. Damn it, this woman told lies with her eyes open, but her face didn't change and her heart didn't beat. Of course, he is also such a thing. She is really next to Wolong. There must be phoenix chicks.

The eunuch in the reception room listened politely with his ears open.

Just chatting is not enough.

The job of sleeping in bed is more complicated.

If they don't get the information they want, the three-person team won't leave.

It was extremely quiet outside the bedroom.

Du Jiyan knew that the three people were listening respectfully and preparing to take notes.

The emperor and Du Jiyan hypocritically praised each other from head to toe. They could write an [-]-word essay on each aspect including their figure, appearance, personality, and conversation.

Both of them were thirsty and asked Gao Rang to bring water in.

Gao Rang was holding a silver basin, half filled with warm water and a white towel.

The bedroom door was open, and there was nothing written in the eunuch's notebook in the guest room. The nun was looking quietly into the room. "This slave serves the Emperor with water." Gao Rang twisted a towel.

outrageous.

The emperor threw the towel back into the basin: "I am thirsty."

what.

Big misunderstanding.

Gao Rang quickly packed up the basin and took it out.

Du Jiyan couldn't help laughing.

The emperor said angrily: "Why are you laughing? Are you not thirsty?"

"thirsty."

"Drink water before acting again."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Gao Rang brought a large teapot, which was twice as big as the original teapot.

The emperor told Du Jianyan that you would have a drink and I would have a drink, and they acted until smoke came out of their throats.

not easy.

The bedroom door was closed again.

The eunuch in the service room pricked up his ears again.

Grandma Jiaoyin couldn't help but told Gao Rang: "Eunuch Gao is an old man next to the emperor. Why can't he understand this little thing? If you ask for water, you are asking for water after you go to bed. The emperor has not rested yet, so how can he ask for water?" "I'm just thirsty, so my father-in-law brought me a silver basin."

Gao Rang said sarcastically: "Nanny, you are experienced in teaching and leading. This slave is just a eunuch."

Aunt Jiaoyin was quite proud: "Of course, when the late emperor got married, I personally taught the rules."

Gao Rang laughed along with him: "Mommy, how do you know that the emperor has not rested yet?"

"Didn't you see that the candles in the bedroom were still lit? Besides, I didn't hear any strange noises. The slaves were listening carefully. Including when they rested, what they said, when they ended, and the process No matter what, all the slaves must be aware that interfering with the issue of the emperor’s heirs is a major matter.”

The candle in the bedroom was out.

The emperor's face twitched.

A depressing atmosphere enveloped the Supreme Harmony Palace.

The emperor has never been so nervous. Even if he was scolded by the old ministers in the study, and even if the snowflake-like memorials floated into the Palace of Supreme Harmony, the emperor would not change his attitude. However, after the death of these three servants outside, the emperor was convinced. .

The golden clock struck twelve.

The night watchman outside the palace wall sounded the clear bang.

The moon has set.

If we don't make some noise, I'm afraid we won't be able to pass this test.

The emperor leaned on the couch and sighed, thinking for a long time before finally speaking: "Du Jiyan, I don't know whether to say something or not."

"what?"

"Can you... make some noise appropriately?"

Du Jiyan was confused, but suddenly understood.

Make a noise.

Make some noise and let those people complete their tasks.

To understanding.

She was in the room with the emperor, and the three people were outside the room. The so-called movement was probably dubbing, right?

"Oh, oh, it hurts so much. It hurts me so much that I can't bear it anymore. Your Majesty," Du Jiyan squatted at the door and shouted.

The emperor covered her mouth in the dark: "I haven't started yet, why did you start first?"

"Your Majesty, um, I can't stand it anymore. It hurts so much."

The emperor was dumbfounded: "Du Jiyan, Du Xiunv, don't pretend to be too similar, it makes me look like a gangster."

The emperor was so anxious that he stirred up gusts of wind at the corner of his robe. Before he even got to bed, Du Jiyan shouted loudly, "The walls have ears. How can anyone do the Fa-rectification at the door? Wouldn't it be exposed?"

The emperor picked up Du Jiyan and walked to the bed.

"Your Majesty, it hurts so much when I have to come down." Du Jiyan struggled to get off the Emperor's shoulders, and couldn't bear it anymore and pushed the Emperor onto the dragon bed.

The curtains trembled, the golden hooks swayed, and the twelve screens were shadowy.

"Du Jiyan, do you really want to come? I'm not in the mood right now." Emperor Min Jian's face turned red, right down to his ears. Fortunately, it was dark night, otherwise he would have been so embarrassed.

Du Jiyan didn't care much. He reached out and grabbed something he could grab, like grabbing a ball of straw. It was soft, slippery, and smelled of gardenia. It turned out that he had grabbed the emperor's hair. Du Jiyan Yan pressed the emperor's hair so hard that the emperor grimaced and said, "It hurts."

"Your Majesty, please bear with me."

The emperor was so angry that he didn't dare to shout loudly: "You bastard, you're going to make me bald. Hey - hey - Du Jiyan, get up, you're crushing me to death."

"I can't get up."

"Then I'll get up."

"But I hurt."

"I feel pain too."

A pair of bared teeth and the sound of a tea cup falling to the ground.

The eunuch of the Jingsi Room who was listening to the commotion outside was trembling with his pen. It was difficult to record this content, and he was so nervous.

Instead, he taught the well-informed grandma whether it was strange or not: "Mr. Du is naturally a handyman, so you can just serve him more often in the future. No problem, just keep records."

"Mommy, this is our first time to remember. We have no experience. What should we remember in this situation?"

"Remember the duration." The nanny took out the small hourglass from her arms in a familiar manner. The duration must be accurate and cannot be faked.

You even have instruments with you?This appearance made Gao Rang outside the door very nervous: "Mommy, where do you still have the hourglass?"

"Yeah, you have to remember the duration."

The emperor is ready to die.

Tonight is the first night that the emperor is recorded, and it is related to the emperor's honor and disgrace.

Du Jiyan told himself that no matter what, he could not let go of the chain and could not hold back the emperor.

But my stomach really hurts.

The pain was so unbearable.

I have diarrhea and want to go to the toilet.

But Shi Jing gave him the job of taking care of his bed, and he couldn't give up halfway.

Besides, if going to the toilet because of diarrhea affects the attendant, how can I still mess around if the news spreads throughout the harem tomorrow?
But the diarrhea is unbearable.

"It has been detected that the host needs to take medicine. There are medicines available in the system mall." The screen lit up, it was Xiaodian.

Fengyoujing.

Cold-fighting spirit.

Cockroach poison.

Mosquito Killer.

What's in the bottom row?Looks familiar.It turned out to be a medicine for diarrhea.

Is there a medicine for diarrhea?

Du Jiyan quickly spent fifteen points to buy a box. Regardless of Sanqi 21, he took one pill first.

Emperor: I’m in so much trouble

Du Jiyan: It’s not easy for me to sleep with you