Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

The medicines in your system are all good medicines.

Xiaodian is a good seller.

One minute, I had a stomachache that made me want to scratch the emperor to death. The next minute, my stomach pain suddenly stopped and I felt a little comfortable smelling the avocado fragrance of Taihe Palace.

It was late at night, the moon was falling, and the frost was setting. Under the warm quilt, Du Jiyan's eyelids were a little heavy, and they were about to close slowly.

The emperor secretly poked Du Jiyan's arm: "Hey."

"what happened?"

"Why are you silent?"

"What movement?"

The emperor gritted his teeth. Didn't he pretend to be quiet just now?You screamed before I even started, and you were so frightened that I turned red in the face. Now that I'm ready, you turned off the engine?I'm lying on the bed like a wooden pile. What should I do?There are supervisors outside, so don't be lazy.

Du Jiyan turned over and yawned.

"Du Jiyan, please think about it for me." The emperor's voice softened: "Those three outside are still waiting for the timer."

Yes.

Forget about it.

The duration is related to the emperor's reputation.

Du Jiyan went to bed and lay down in a comfortable position. She had a stomachache just now, which made the hair on her temples wet. Now she felt better, and she had to lie down to recuperate. , Besides, the golden clock turned around and rang again. It was already one o'clock in the night. Everything should stop. It couldn't be done day and night. Du Jiyan's attitude was a bit lazy: "Your Majesty, I'm tired. , otherwise, Your Majesty, if you make some noise, I will feel that what the Emperor shouted just now is very true."

The emperor had no choice but to cough twice and shout: "It hurts"

I was surprised, he was a man.

I had no choice but to change my words: "I am thinking of a poem at this moment, Du Xiunv, please listen. On a good day, the beautiful flowers are full and the moon is full, and the famous flowers are all over the country. The two are happy, and the king looks smiling at them."

hypocritical.

affectation.

"Your Majesty, don't drag out the poems. The three outside can't understand them and can't record them."

The emperor was splashed with cold water and clutched the brocade quilt tightly. He couldn't hold back a word for a long time. He was asked to make some noise out of nowhere. Such a thing could not be done no matter what, and the emperor's master had not taught him anything. Pass.

"If the emperor makes no move, they will think that everything is over." Du Jiyan reminded.

"Then - if it ends now, how long will it last?"

In the dark night, Du Jiyan rolled his eyes. As for the duration, she didn't have an hourglass, so she might not be very prepared to remember it, but she could count the ticking sound of the golden clock in her spare time. It was about half a minute, yes. Half a minute, half a minute is a bit short, and it is not appropriate to describe the emperor. It needs to be exaggerated appropriately: "If it ends now, the duration of the emperor will be less than 1 minute."

"No, absolutely not." The emperor felt greatly insulted.

Du Jiyan was mobilized to cause trouble, but Du Jiyan refused to cooperate. He could only do his best to save face, and said in a low voice: "Du Xiunv, you are so charming when you look back. The pink and white in the sixth palace are colorless, and the clear water comes out." Hibiscus, natural without carvings, I really like it more and more the more I look at it.”

"Your Majesty, don't compose your poem."

"You woman is such a bummer, I won't do this anymore." The emperor got up angrily, sat on the bed, and kneaded the soft curtains sadly: "Just now you were loud and low, and you deceived me. Okay, now you are attacking me everywhere and still not cooperating, you obviously want me to make a fool of myself."

How should I explain that I just had diarrhea and it healed after taking the medicine in my system, so I can't perform it now?

Du Jiyan could only whisper: "Your Majesty, I had a stomachache just now. It doesn't hurt anymore, so I can't scream."

"Your stomach pain really comes and goes away as soon as you call it."

Who said no.

Thank you for the system protection.

The three outside the bedroom were already suspicious.

First, three black heads slowly rose up outside the window, and then quickly fell back.

It was a quiet night, and the sounds outside the bedroom were clearly audible.

First, the eunuch of the Jingsi Room said: "Is this the end? The slaves were frightened and just memorized two lines."

Then he taught the nanny: "It seems that the crux is here, the time is too short."

Teaching the nanny is not nonsense. People bring their own instruments, and the hourglass in their arms is proof. Now the hourglass has only leaked a few grains of sand, and it's over?This fleeting work is a bit rough.

Mother Taught held up the hourglass to show Gao Rang.

Gao Rang quickly turned away.

No matter how short the time is, he is still his emperor, and he will not allow outsiders to comment. But now, people have come to Taihe Palace under the banner of the Queen Mother.

Grandma Jiaoyin said silently: "Eunuch Gao, you don't have to run away."

Grandma Jiaoyin served the late emperor and spoke boldly.

Gao Rang was very embarrassed: "Mommy, you are joking. I am just a eunuch. There are some aspects that I don't understand."

"If I tell you, grandma, you will understand."

"Forget it, mama, I don't want to delve into this aspect."

"The more you study, the better you can serve the Emperor. In situations like tonight, you have to be aware of it. You will have to call the imperial doctor tomorrow to prescribe more prescriptions for the Emperor. The Emperor is still young. , maybe it will be better to take care of it, and Chen Guo will have a few children by then, right? In any case, this time tonight is not enough. If the Queen Mother asks tomorrow, I don’t know how to deal with it. Look, The little eunuch of the Jingshi Room still has a lot of space in his records. The dragon is sick and it is best to seek medical treatment immediately."

The dragon is ill.

These four words made the emperor lose all face.

No, I have to fight for some respect no matter what, otherwise how can I become the thunderous emperor who rules the world?

"Du Zhiyan."

"The servant is here."

Is the emperor going to get angry or show off his power?Is the emperor going to start reorganizing his life?Could it be that if he stopped making false accounts, he really wanted her to sleep with him?Du Jiyan's heart was in a state of confusion.

"Du Jiyan, please help me think of a way." The emperor held the curtain and stared blankly.

"This slave has a clever plan. I'm sure I can get through tonight's difficulties."

"Say it."

"It's better to do it for real. When they get what they want, they will leave naturally."

"Your clever idea is great, but it's a pity that it doesn't work now."

Ok?
Is it not possible now, has it never been possible, or is it not possible for the Emperor?

It’s not easy to ask in detail.

In an instant, many crows flew over Du Jiyan's head.

The emperor sighed: "I'm not in the mood tonight. Those people outside are watching me, so I can't do my best."

There was a stalemate.

No fake.

Not really.

Let's hang up and summon Xiaodian.

The system screen is on, and the power supply is on call twelve hours a day.

"Why did the host summon Xiaodian?"

"Can I buy voice packs in the system? For example, those sounds are babbling. Yeah, yeah, yeah."

"Does the host want to listen to opera? There are hundreds of operas in the system to choose from. Four points for one song."

"No, no, I mean, the voice pack only has that kind of voice, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling.

"Host, please respect yourself. This kind of voice cannot be stored in the system, otherwise it will be forced to paralysis. However, there are several other voice packs that the host said in the system to choose from. Two points per pack."

As long as it's a voice pack, it might be useful.

It doesn’t matter whether it is a clip sound, a green tea sound, a royal sister sound, or something else. If it is useful, buy it and try it out first.

Use two points to pick a soft yellow voice pack, open it and listen to "jijijijiji.jijijijiji"

It's a cock crow.

Then choose a black voice pack, open it and listen to "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack," which is the cry of the frog in the pond.

Buy another purple one: "I have been fighting all my life, can't I enjoy it? Then play music and dance."

Don't give up, buy another silver one: "If you have the ability to rob a man, if you have the ability to open the door, don't hide in there and keep silent, I know you are at home."

Xiaodian, this voice package of yours is a customized mobile phone ringtone. I don’t dare to buy it anymore. Xiaodian, please return it immediately. Thank you.

The emperor clearly heard the voice packet. He groped around the bed for a long time, and even lit the yellow candle without giving up: "Du Jiyan, did you hear any strange noises?"

"what?"

"I thought I heard a chicken crowing on the bed, and then it turned into a toad's crow. Don't forget that the pond was full and the frogs were rising up."

Du Jiyan pretended to be confused.

The emperor rubbed his head: "Maybe I stayed up too late and had hallucinations. I just heard a man and a woman arguing in Taihe Palace."

The lights in the bedroom came on, and people outside the bedroom started to poke their heads in again.

It seems that he can't let go of the child and trap the wolf.

"Your Majesty, this servant has a good idea. You can get away with it, but you need your Majesty's cooperation. As long as your Majesty is willing to cooperate, nothing will go wrong." Du Jiyan assured, patting his chest.

The emperor could only believe her.

After all, there is no one else in Taihe Palace.

The yellow candle jumped and flickered, and the emperor stared directly at Du Jiyan. If Du Jiyan could help him overcome the difficulties and restore his reputation, let alone cooperate, he could do whatever she wanted.

The emperor was so generous, Du Jiyan had no choice but to sacrifice his image.

She pressed the emperor's shoulders to make him sit up, rolled up his sleeves, and twisted his arms.

pain.

It hurts.

It hurts.

The emperor's expression changed. From childhood to adulthood, neither his mother nor the queen mother, not even the late emperor, was willing to let him suffer such a hardship. This was to torture him to death.

The emperor was caught off guard and shouted.

"Did you hurt the emperor?" The nurse was anxiously running around outside the bedroom: "Do you want me to go in and give you some guidance? Du Xiunv, you know the importance. Pay attention to your approach and posture, so as not to hurt the emperor. , The emperor has no children yet, the emperor’s dragon body is important, this is a big matter.”

The nun wanted to come to the scene to take charge, but the emperor didn't give her a chance: "You just need to wait outside, you don't need to take care of things in the room."

Du Jiyan pinched his waist and stared at the emperor, meaning, emperor, are you okay?Your Majesty, can you still bear it?Does your Majesty's method work?

The emperor's eyes were red, and his arm was so painful that he couldn't lift it, but compared with his face, this pain was nothing.

Even if it hurts to tears, I have to endure it.

A man can bend and stretch, come on.

The emperor gritted his teeth with red eyes. At this moment, he must collapse before his face and his expression remained unchanged.

Du Jiyan seized the opportunity and touched the emperor's arm again.

"Ah - ah ah -" the emperor made a pig noise: "You woman, you are going to kill me. You are so good at it. Where did you learn this? Have you endured it for a long time? Today It finally broke out." The emperor slapped his thigh and howled.

Several people outside the bedroom listened with interest.

The teacher held the hourglass and nodded: "Miss Du is really smart. She has made such rapid progress in such a short time. I have never seen such a talented person in the palace for so many years."

The eunuch in the Jingshi Room fell into silence listening to the emperor's wail.

Playing to do a full set.

The emperor waved and asked Du Jiyan to step forward.

Du Jiyan had a bad premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, the emperor said seriously: "It's not that I care about it, nor that I can't afford it, but they will become suspicious if you don't scream if I tell you to. Du Jiyan, I have wronged you."

"No."

"No, you have to."

"Then let's rock, paper, scissors, whoever wins first, can't deny it."

it is good.

The emperor and Du Jiyan got together under the lamp. In the first game, Du Jiyan won.

The Emperor: "Ouch——"

In the second round, the emperor won.

Du just said "Ah——"

"You don't hit people in the face."

"Don't touch your arms. Your arms can't bear it anymore. Just pinch your waist."

"Pinch your thighs."

"Suck."

"Ahhh."

I don’t know how long it took, maybe more than an hour?Anyway, the aroma of avocados in the Taihe Palace has gone out, and the hourglass in Grandma's arms has not dripped at all. The hourglass, from the beginning to the end, is at most half an hour, which is already the limit. There is movement in the Taihe Palace. It didn't stop, and the mother-in-law's mouth opened wide.

The people in the Jingshi Room knelt down and wrote respectfully on the paper. It was a long article, and at the end they added: Like a fish in water, the time is long.

It was a long time, and several people’s legs were sore.

Gao Rang was very proud: "How about it, have you seen the world?"

"I've seen the world, I've seen the world."

"Do you know what to say in front of the Queen Mother?"

"I know, I know."

The emperor's voice came from the bedroom: "Gaorang, water."

Gao Rang entered the room carrying a silver basin and a towel.

The yellow candle was dim and the emperor was covered with sweat. Du Jiyan wrapped himself in the brocade quilt and cried.

The emperor dipped a towel in warm water and patted Du Jiyan's waist across the quilt, urging her to get up and wash her face.

Du Jiyan just sobbed.

The emperor had no choice but to leave the silver basin and throw the towel back into the basin.

The tea cup on the ground, the overturned vase, the fine silk robe hanging on the screen, the jade pendant thrown on the edge of the bed, the handkerchief embroidered with lilies thrown on the ground, two pairs of shoes, the emperor's bare feet, and the vague chest.
So messy.

Good dog food.

Gao Rang couldn't even see it with his eyes.

I have served the emperor many times, and I have never seen such an arrogant performance.

Gao Rang secretly admired him in his heart. Even though our emperor was young, he knew the priorities very well. That night, the Queen Mother had given an explanation, and her authority had been established. Among the three people who came to supervise, which one of them was not in admiration?Even the old driver taught the nanny, and she was so shocked that she was ignorant and ignorant.

The bedroom door closed again, and the emperor patted Du Jiyan on the shoulder: "Okay, they're gone, there's no need to put on a show."

Du Jiyan still cried. The emperor's twisting hurt so much. This guy didn't know how to care about women. A straight man only knew how to win or lose.

I will learn this later, rock paper scissors has always been lost to the emperor.

The emperor pinched her seven times out of old and new grudges, causing her waist to ache.

She had only screwed the emperor 32 times, and the last six were from Lai.

The Emperor: Du Jiyan, you are very good at serving me, and you beat me hard too.
Du Jiyan: Your Majesty, you have a long time

Emperor: I thank you