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Chapter 4: 108 tips on how to get hacked
Sang Yanyan on the speedboat opposite was dumbfounded, with disbelief on her face.

She could imagine it without watching the barrage. The discussion in the live broadcast room must be about Jiang Wan's scene just now.

Jiang Wan is truly a master of hype. She was late in the morning and made everyone wait for her for an hour. She earned enough scoldings, and inexplicably shielded the director from the sun, which increased her presence. Then she was assigned to a group with Lu Zheng. Now……

Sang Yanyan blindly guessed that there were at least four or five topics related to Jiang Wan on the current hot search list.

Black and red are also popular. As long as there is discussion and traffic, it can still attract a lot of capital. It is annoying enough for her to be overwhelmed by Cheng Shuyi on this variety show. She must not let Jiang Wan step on her head!

Thinking of this, Sang Yanyan immediately pressed her hands to her temples, frowning and looking uncomfortable, as if she couldn't breathe. Cheng Shuyi next to her noticed something was wrong with her and quickly called to stop the speedboat.

"Director Yao, Yanyan seems a little uncomfortable!"

As soon as Sang Yanyan's speedboat stopped, the director was also shouted to stop, along with everyone else.

Someone clicked their tongue in dissatisfaction. After the crocodile incident just now, everyone has a new understanding of the Nanlu River. It is full of dangers and cannot wait too long. However, one wave has just subsided and another wave has arisen. This time, I don’t know what the moth is. .

"What's wrong?" The director's speedboat came over. Director Yao was scratching his head and scratching his head in a frenzy, but on the surface he was concerned and gentle, "What's wrong with you?"

Sang Yanyan's face turned slightly pale and she nodded feebly, "Maybe I was frightened by the big crocodile. I feel out of breath and a little flustered."

"Are you afraid of crocodiles?" Jiang Wan smiled and raised an eyebrow at Sang Yanyan, "Don't be afraid. Well, the bag you are carrying might be made of the skin of his second uncle. Don't you think so? More friendly?"

Sang Yanyan:......

Cheng Shuyi next to her gave Jiang Wan a cold glance.
"It's probably because the weather is relatively hot and I've been standing in the sun for too long, so I'm suffering from heat stroke."

Cheng Shuyi successfully pointed the finger at Jiang Wan.

If Jiang Wan hadn't been late, they wouldn't have sunbathed at the dock for an extra hour. How could Sang Yanyan suffer from heat stroke?

Although they were actually all turning on the air conditioner in the car, Jiang Wan only came out to pretend when Jiang Wan was about to arrive.

These words successfully brought public opinion from the crocodile just now to Jiang Wan, who was playing a small role.

What a great assist.Jiang Wan was worried that no one would scold her.

The director had a head and two heads. He scratched the few hairs left and looked troubled. "The accompanying medical staff went to the island in advance. If you can hold on, let the doctor take a look at you after we get to the island. "

Sang Yanyan could only nod weakly. Cheng Shuyi's expression was solemn and she couldn't help but remind her, "I just guessed that she had heatstroke. If she is sick, should I return to the dock and send her to the local hospital for a checkup first?"

The director is also worried about this. What if he gets sick and the treatment time is delayed?
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Annoying!

He had a look on his face, and he hated himself for being so impulsive that he wanted to film this variety show.

[Jiang Wan, you really deserve to die!We, Yanbao, were forced to stand under the sun for an hour! 】

[I, Yanbao, am so uncomfortable that I don’t want to trouble everyone, I am really a little angel]

[Is the crocodile still there? Can it kill Jiang Wan? 】

[No, crocodiles won’t eat Jiang Wan’s dirty things either]

One or two of them are just jerks, and they will cause trouble no matter what. You have succeeded in abusing the fans. You only care about your traffic, and you are indifferent to the life and death of the director. Wuwuwu...

Jiang Wan stood up, pretending to go to Sang Yanyan's side to see her, but suddenly her body went limp in the middle, she let out a weak exclamation, fell directly into Lu Zheng's arms, and fainted.

"108 Tips on How to Get Hacked", author: Jiang Wan.Everyone:? ? ?
Barrage:? ? ?
The whole system wants to applaud her, the Best Actress, the well-deserved Best Actress!
Sang Yanyan almost fainted from anger.

Is there really no one on the Internet that Jiang Wan cares about?

Your acting is a bit more realistic, but is it obvious that it is so low-level?

【Fuck! ! !Get away, dirty things! ! ! 】

[Throw her into the river, God Lu! ! ! 】

[Sister Jiang burned herself unconscious? 】

[What kind of invincible and shameless trash is this?]

The sound of real-time payment came one after another, and the barrage was full of curses. I wanted to rush over and give her a few slaps. The director wailed, twisted, screamed, crawled, and wanted to jump into the Nanlu River to feed the crocodiles.

"Turn around, quickly turn around and send them both to the hospital!"

Lu Zheng looked at the person lying limply in his arms, with soft and slender waist and fragrant long hair. He was breathing evenly on his chest. A numbing feeling spread from his chest to his brain, stimulating the madness deep in his heart. Ready to move.

His eyes darkened, and he sneered in his heart. He had seen this kind of trick more often on the set. It was the lowest form of seduction, but this time, it was able to seduce him.

Because of the camera, Lu Zheng still pushed Jiang Wan into the arms of her cameraman, and said calmly, "No need to go back, let's go to the island. They two just suffered from heatstroke. Just drink some anti-heat medicine."

Jiang Wan pretended to be unconscious: The one who knows me is Lu Zheng!
[Host, you are the first person to play the game like this since the system was opened]

Jiang Wan laughed in her heart, that's not true. Look at the people around her when she was working. After surviving in that kind of environment for three years, a dog could win an Oscar.

The cameraman helped Jiang Wan lean on the seat. Jiang Wan's little head drooped weakly, making Sang Yanyan's teeth itch.

There is no way, Jiang Wan has no live fans on the entire network, and anti-fans are everywhere, so she can be unscrupulous and do whatever she wants to gain attention, but Sang Yanyan can't.

She has a personality and has to maintain her image in the hearts of fans. Even if she wants to attract attention, she can't be so low-level.

I originally wanted to divert the heat, but I didn’t expect to be robbed by this bitch Jiang Wan again!
Because the two female guests suffered from heatstroke, the speedboat moved forward much faster. Jiang Wan leaned on her seat and heard the clatter of the speedboat passing through the water. She glanced at her account and almost laughed out loud. .

If you continue to perform stably, you can consider a house within the third ring road.

The sound of water rippled and the wind mixed with the humidity of the tropics. Before Jiang Wan had dozed off for a while, she heard the sound of Yao Zhengyuan shouting with a big horn.

"Dear guests! Gaou Island is ahead, please be careful when you get off the boat!"

Jiang Wan "weakly" opened her eyes and looked at the time on her phone. It was 8 minutes early.

The director was so frightened that the speedboat turned into Godzilla.

Jiang Wan looked at Lu Zheng, her voice filled with confusion as if she was just waking up from a coma, "Brother Lu Zheng, are we here yet?"

Lu Zheng said in a cold voice with no expression on his face, "You can't even hear the director shouting with a loudspeaker, but can you hear me?"

Jiang Wan:......

This little mouth looks like a machine gun smeared with crane crown red, and it has such a venomous tongue.

The barrage was full of ridicule and humiliation. Jiang Wan listened to the real-time account broadcast in her ears. She really couldn't get angry and smiled, "Of course I can hear it. I heard the fart you just made. Your voice is better than Is the fart loud?"

Barrage:? ? ? ? ?
(End of this chapter)